RPGs, Autism and Poetry: Poems of a Player's Experience

by winowa-san

RPG games such as D&D, Pathfinder and now Starfinder can lead to some pretty wild and wacky adventures. I have as both a player and DM/GM experienced plenty of mishaps, awesome circumstances of chance, as well as the fair share of occasional player nonsense. These are some of what I consider to be the most memorable moments that have occurred; now in poetic verse.

3. Improvised Fire Elemental

I do not own D&D, Wizards of the Coast does. If i owned it do you think i would be publishing this here

Improvised Flame Elemental

A form of air appears

A large whirlwind form

The gnome has oil

She tosses it, by miracle a hit

The ifrit tosses a flame

The oil burns

The elemental turns

The gnome is now a briquette

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Thank you to my group for D&D 5e, Adventurer's League, Elemental Evil campaign for this gem. I still remember the Gnome rogue getting mulched by the elemental after the Fire Genasi [Ifrit] rogue set it on fire.