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"How long do I have to sit with a pillow?" Rigby said, groaned.
"You were the one who wanted to do it as quickly as possible," Mordecai said.
"Do what as quickly as possible.?" Skips said from the hallway, before asking. "Why is Rigby going around sitting on a pillow?"
"EER, Rigby hurt both of his butt cheeks, and the doctor said he shouldn't sit on a normal chair for a week," Mordecai said, when the truth was, Rigby, did surgery to get his flat check looking right and was hurting from it.
"DUDE!" Rigby said, his reaction told Skips it wasn't a lie.
"Well, I'm sure one would heal soon," Skips said, making Rigby frown.
"Let's go upstairs," Mordecai said, as he helped Rigby to stand up and they both walked up the steps.
Mordecai made the mistake of taking out his new phone, the very moment High-Five Ghost exited the room.
"Hey, is that a new phone?" High-Five Ghost said.
"O-Of course, not," Mordecai said quickly, before saying. "I got my phone to look like this instead of buying a new phone."
"We know a guy who can make our phones look like the latest model," Rigby said, "But it's still the same old hardware inside."
Then they both went back into their room, and High-Five Ghost gave them a strange look before dropping it, they both have been acting strange lately.
"Dude, when can we leave? This place sucks" Said, Rigby.
"Soon," Mordecai said. "Everything is set for our big leave."
"Fine" Rigby said.
#Pay day- 5 AM#
"Everybody, gather around. It's payday!" Benson said, at the bottom of the stairs outside the house.
"HELL YEAH!" Muscleman said, his gut giggling as he walked down the steps and took his envelope and High-Five ghost took his.
"I'm going to buy myself some killer shoes, with this money!" Muscleman said.
"It's payday, already?" Skips said, skipping down the steps and taking his envelope.
"Oh, what good fun" Pops said, walking down the steps and taking his envelope.
Benson wondered if Mordecai and Rigby were having a shower or something. However, they did show up a moment later.
And show up they did.
Mordecai appeared in black and golden shades, he wore a white t-shirt over a really nice gold patterned jacket and matching jeans that was pulled up by a golden belt, he wore nice white and black shoes.
Rigby appeared wearing the same shades; he wore a black t-shirt with a white outline of a man walking, he wore black jeans and red sneakers.
They were both sparkling.
"Woah. You guys look successful" High-Five Ghost said, as they came down.
"Thanks," Rigby said.
"Here, you go. Mordecai and Rigby" Benson said, giving them their checks.
They both took it and ripped opened the envelopes to find their usual check for 1, 500 dollars plus a bonus of 20 per cent.
"You guys really worked hard this month, and the Park is booming because of you." Benson said, "You deserve the bonus. I'm making you guys employee of the month."
"Wait, What?" Muscleman said.
However, both Rigby and Mordecai did not react to the praise.
They didn't even take off their shades.
"Well...this is awkward," Rigby said, confusing them all.
"Benson, we need to give you something," Mordecai said, getting out two envelops from his expensive pockets and handing it to the surprise Park Manager, and everybody looked on in surprise.
"What's this?" Benson said.
"Our registration letter along with 5, 000 dollars in each of them, Spend it however you like, Benson," Mordecai said, shocking all of them.
"...Huh?" Benson said.
"We don't need this job anymore," Rigby said, taking off his glasses, his eyes were of somebody who grew too big for this place. "Mordecai and I found an apartment downtown and all our stuff has already been moved to it. While we worked hard, we got rich off of it. It's not you. It's us, Benson. Don't make this harder than it already is."
His statement got a stunned silence.
Finally, Benson burst out laughing and said. "Good joke you guys."
Just then a black Limousine pulled up, stunning them all.
"Oh, good our ride is here," Mordecai said, making them all looked at him.
The person who stepped out was not, in fact, the driver of the Park owner, but a completely clean-shaven man in a driver uniform.
He bowed respectfully to both Mordecai and Rigby, and everybody jaws dropped.
"Master, Mordecai and Master Rigby. I will be your driver today" Said, the man.
"What did he just call them!?" Skips said.
"Like Rigby said. It's not you. It's us" Said, Mordecai, walking past a beyond stunned Benson but not before putting the check Benson had just given them back into the man's arms.
Rigby passed them, and they couldn't help but notice that his butt cheeks were symmetrical now.
The Driver opened the car door, and they both got inside, the man closed the door behind them respectfully.
The door was winding down, and Rigby said. "Maybe, we'll run into each other again. If you're ever downtown" then the window was rolled up, and the vehicle began to drive away.
Right out of the Park.
"They'll be back by tomorrow. That was posturing" Said, Muscleman, he refused to believe both Rigby and Mordecai were rich before he was.
However, Benson opened their letter and found it was a letter to tell him they quit and there was indeed 5, 000 dollars each in the envelope.
Mordecai and Rigby didn't have the money before to give him 10, 000 dollars as if it was nothing.
Maybe, they really had grown too good for the park.
#Inside the Limousine#
"DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES!?" Rigby said.
"I WISH I HAD THE WHOLE THING RECORDED!" Mordecai said.
Both of them laughed in the back seat; they had hired a limousine for today.
"Next, stop the coffee shop." Both of them said.
The vehicle made its way to the coffee shop and stopped in front of it, the appearance of a limousine immediately caught attention.
The driver came out, and both Rigby and Mordecai walked out as if they were on a red carpet.
They ignored the people staring as they walked down the steps and pushed their way, through the door.
Those who saw the limousine stared at them immediately.
They walked to the front desk; they seemed to sparkle with cash.
"U-Um, can I help you, sir?" Margaret said the vehicle and the clothes distracted her from realising it was her friend Mordecai.
"Yes, you can," Mordecai said, his voice loud and clear for all to hear.
"M-Mordecai?" Margaret said, in shock and disbelief.
Eileen's eyes went wide when she realised the rich looking Raccoon was Rigby.
"Yo. Eileen" Rigby said.
"Woah, you two looks like a million bucks" Margaret said.
"Thank you," Mordecai said, before turning around and yelling. "EVERYONE WHO IS HERE! DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE!"
His statement stunned them all before there was a cheering as they all saw his clothes and limousine.
Margaret was stunned and so was Eileen, as they suddenly had orders to fill.
Both Mordecai and Rigby sat down, flashing their expensive phones and when it came time to pay for the drinks, Mordecai got out his gold card and paid immediately.
The transaction went through smoothly.
Margaret and Eileen were stunned.
"See you Margaret, Eileen after work. We want to show you our new place" Mordecai said, with confidence that came with being debt free.
Then both of them walked out and got into the limousine, just as noisily and quickly as they arrived.
"Let's go to Wing Kingdom," Mordecai said, to the Driver.
"Yes, Master Mordecai," Said, the driver as he drove to the restaurant.
The vehicle stopped at the shop.
Mordecai realised both he and Rigby were rich now, they had seen rich people get things for them.
"Driver, does what we're paying you cover us getting Wings?" Mordecai said.
"Defiantly," Said, the driver.
Both Mordecai and Rigby gather some money from their wallets and said. "Here's 300. Can you go to Wing Kingdom and get us the premium Wing's with sauce?"
"Y-Yes, Master," Said, the man taking the money and walking out of the vehicle, making sure to lock it before going straight inside.
He walked passed the round sofa like chairs, surrounded by round tables and walked straight to counter, in his Chafer uniform.
"Can I help you, sir?" Said, the woman at the counter.
"Yes...My masters would like to purchase your premium wings with the sauce" Said, the man surprising the hell out of the woman.
Could somebody afford Premium wing's this early?
The man put the money onto the counter and seeing the cash; the whole staff worked robotically to prepare the sudden order.
The order took 20 minutes before being putting the Wings into a Dimond encrusted bag and handed to the man.
The man took it and walked out, many of the employees and people eating wondered which big shots, he worked for.
They would have never have guessed that he was working for two people who could only afford the place when they were in a group.
The man knocked on the limousine window, and Rigby rolled down the window.
"Here is your Wing's" Said, the man.
Rigby took it and scrolled the window right up, the driver got in and waited for instructions.
"Take us to our apartment," Rigby said.
"Yes, Master Rigby," Said, the man.
If both Mordecai and Rigby parents could see them now.
Both Mordecai and Rigby opened the package up and were immediately dipping premium wings into premium sauce.
Just how they dreamed.
"So, this is what Muscleman order that one time," Mordecai said, eating it. "It's so delicious!"
"I feel like I've died and gone to Wing heaven!" Rigby said, eating it.
By the time, they made it to the apartment, the wings were gone, and their mouths were being cleaned with premium cloth.
"Here is some money to get the passenger seat cleaned" Said, Mordecai stunning the man, as he took out some cash. "Rigby and I are going to be up in our apartment for quite some time."
"Yes, Master," Said, the man taking the money and then driving away.
They both walked in and got a bow from the door hop who recognised them since they have been going in and out of the building for some days now.
They took the elevator to the very top floor and walked into their new apartment; their old timely video game was hooked to the front door.
"Want to play some video games?" Mordecai said.
"Haven't done that in a month!" Rigby said, before rushing to the couch and sitting down.
Finally, he could sit down and not have his backside hurting.
Mordecai sat down as well, and they played 'Strong John' until night time.
When they got hungry, they ordered food from a Chinese Restaurant using an App on their phones.
There was a knock on the door 45 minutes later, and Rigby answered the door to see a guy in a white shirt and red hat say. "Chinese?"
"Right, here," Rigby said, giving the guy some cash and a 10-dollar tip before closing the door before the guy could ogle what he could see from the gap some more.
"CHINESE IS HERE!" Rigby yelled.
"Put it down on the table," Mordecai said, and Rigby did.
They played and ate the food.
"Dude, this is the best day of our lives!" Rigby said. "We quit our jobs, and we're rich. We can slack off for life."
"I wouldn't say slacking off," Mordecai said, "We have to make sure we transfer money from out Stock bank account to our joint one. Let the Stock build itself back up again. That way if we suffer a huge loss, we don't go broke and end up back at the park for much less pay."
"Oh, right," Rigby said, he would rather bend over and die than go back there.
The Stock market was no joke and could easily bankrupt them if they were stupid enough not to transfer money while they can when their spending big.
Then Mordecai saw the time.
"Margaret and Eileen should be getting off work soon. Let's pick them up" Mordecai said.
Rigby agreed and sent a text to their driver.
#Coffee Shop#
"What happened today was crazy," Margaret said, switching off the light's and getting her purse.
"I know what you mean," Eileen said, "Was that really Mordecai and Rigby? They paid for everybody" they both headed to the door.
They walked out and Eileen locked the door behind them before they walked up the steps, they did not expect to see a Limousine or two guys leaning against it.
"So, you two finally got off work, then?" Mordecai said.
"Mordecai!?" Margaret said.
"Rigby!?" Eileen said.
It wasn't a dream!?
"What to check out our cool new place?" Rigby said.
Both of them looked at each other before going with Mordecai and Rigby; it was a lot better than just going back to their apartment.
They went into the limousine and were immediately stunned when they saw the inside.
"Do you go to watch T.V?" Mordecai said.
"Premium Wings, Eileen?" Rigby said.
"...We're good" Both girls said, as the Vehicle began to move off.
"...So, how did you guys?" Margaret said.
"Rich?" Rigby said.
"We didn't slack off and did things by the book," Mordecai said. "And with the tips, we earned from that, we got a stockbroker, and we invested into the stock market. Today we quit our jobs."
"And we have been living large ever since," Rigby said.
They arrived at the apartment 10 minutes later and the door opened for them.
Both Mordecai and Rigby helped the girls out of the vehicle like a gentleman, and their jaws dropped at the sight of the tall building.
"Let's go inside," Mordecai said, and the girls followed him inside, their mouths were open the entire time as they went in.
They used an elevator to get to the top floor and walked to a single door, being behind Rigby, Eileen noticed immediately Rigby now perfectly symmetrical butt cheeks and tried not to blush.
Mordecai opened the door, and they went in, the moment Eileen and Margaret stepped in, it was like they had entered an apartment of a movie star, but it certainly had that Mordecai and Rigby flare to it.
They noticed the paused game and open Chinese boxes.
It really was their apartment.
And scene!
Next chapter, Rigby quickly gets bored, and now that they both have nothing to do, Mordecai brings up some pretty good questions about Rigby that he never had the moment to voice. Review/fav and follow!