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Smashy the Dwarf
He sneaks in the night, this Dwarven fighter
Towards his chosen pray
A corrupt guard stands
The Dwarf attacks from behind
The guard falls uncurious
His armor stolen
New dawn, new laws
A plague of unjust duels
To an official the party goes
The dwarf decides to demonstrate
He challenges a bodyguard
The dwarf swings his hammer
SMASH!
The bodyguard flies
Into a wall the bodyguard crashes
Body unrecognisable
Bloody pulp falls to the floor
The duels stop
The point made
Hail the chronicle of Smashy the Dwarf
The one hit kill wonder
Thank you to my group for D&D Next, Adventurer's League, Murder in Balder's Gate campaign for this gem.
No Smashy was not this actual character name, it is more like how I remember this character. Yes he knocked a corrupt guard out and stole his armor, and he did also kill a noble in a duel (although that duel was less about proving the party's point and more about how 'Smashy' just wanted to take advantage of the law to scruff up a few nobles before that law was repealed)