Chapter Shvive
All thru maff klass, I cud feel Eduard's gays on the back of my neck. I wuz afraid 2 look back to see if it wuz true, though, so i wasn't sure if he wuz actally doing it or if he wuz just on my mind. Wat did he mean by a "beter solushion"? Why wuz the Cullins all so concerned about keeping there secrete? And y were stone cold and Guy Ferri in Phorks? It all had.2 add up, somehow, but I kudnt just figure it out.
So I decided 2 confort Eduard at the end of the day. The rest of tha day wuz real tough and long to get thru. "It sems lik somthin is on yr mind, Vikrum," Anglea sed 2 me at lunch in da kaf. "R u morning Anna Kendirk?"
"Who- o ya," I sed, forgetting she ded after Guy Fieri showed up yestaday. "That was sad stuff… um, do u guys no anything about the Cullins? Y do they think their vampiores?"
"ROFLMAO," Mike Newtown and Angola and Douglas sayd.
"I'm super cereal," I said! "Don't u think its weird that ther'es this whole family of sexay people who are all apparently inbred," I said outloud becuz cmon man, I men I waz an only child but I no in my hart that bros and sises aret supposed to be getting BIZAYYY like Immit and Rosally were at there lunch table "and they say theyre vampyres? Nobody thinks that's weird?"
"I mean, duh-doy, its ridonku-donk," Mike Newtown said. "But I mean, cmon, there obvs attention whores. Who wers those kinda clothing to skool? I'm sorry, but a hoodie and genes will do just fine, spanks. And they don talk to anybody. They've also been going to this skool for like 8 years, so their supa dumb."
"It just goze to sho that American culture is too preoccupied wif image," angola sed sagely. "How mani times do u haf to fail the 10th grade until they kick u out? But we al no that the teechers totally check dem out bcz there like 23 or whatevs so its acceptable. And their all millonairs!"
"Millionaires?" I exclaimed.
"Yaaa, there dad is a ventura capitalist and their ma invented those leggingz people try to sell on facebook," dougalz sed. "But the wurst thing of allllll is that theyre Mormons and u no how those people can be."
"Y did u half to bring religion into it, Dougals?" I asked incredulously. "There are lotsa normal Mormons! /just cause somebody married the same person az their sister doesn't mean there a bad person. U kant help where u came from."
"Ok, sorry," Dougals sed apolgetikaly. "But we can all agre selling those leggingz is bad, rite?"
We al nodded.
"Its prob jus best 2 ignore the Cullins, ya no?" Mike Newtown sed quietly. "Cos there def gunna ignore u."
"K" I sed, but I new I had no Ks within me. I nedded 2 no why tha Cullens were so interstated in yrs truly. Afta lunch ended I cud not hold my curiosity bak anymore. I snucked out of the skool and sneakily hid underneaf Eduard's Audi. And dere I wated.
And waited.