Chater 10

Sure enuf, in 20 mins I herd my dad bangin around downstares and the door slammed after him. I herd a rock on my window, like this wuz a movie frum tha 80z wit Jon Cusuck in it. I lokked out the window an Mike Newtown wuz there, smiling!

I opened mai windoo. "How did u do it?" I axed.

He shurged. "I through my brother down a well!"

"u waT?" I exclumed.

"Don't worri," he sed with a cute lil chuckah. "Hez actually a junior mountin climmer, so he can git outta dere wif no problem. And on toppa dat, therez a sekrit tunnel that bottim dat he can get out thru if he cant do it."

"Wowww," I sed. "Thanks 4 dat, Mike Newtown."

"Its no prahb, Vikrum!" He sed. "Nao jump down hear and lets go 2 the resavation."

I got in Mike Newtowns Maszda Miatta (I cudnt taik my supa scoota bcuz come on obvs it wud be me on it nobody else in dis town has a supa scoota) and we maid are way down the long, windin road 2 da reserversion. Da rode was relly narrow and made o' durt. There were TONS of tres and branchis getting in da wai of us, so we had 2 go relly slowwww.

"Dis street iz horribul!" I sed. "Hao do they xpect any1 2 get 2 da Indians on dis deftrap?"

"I no, " he sed sadly. "The lack o' fundin 4 nativ amerikan resefactions iz a damming inditemint of are corrupt government," he sed. "IT duznt help dat the maya is in the pocket of the Collins, of coarse."

"Wat do u mean?" I sed, confussed.

"Welp, de mayor is relly hansome, and hansome respect hansom, u no? And everybody in the Culin houshould is mad sexi, obvs. So he letz them get away wif wateva dey want. All he eva sez 2 Carlizzle wen he wants sumthin dun is "I love dat"."

I stoked my chin. It sure didn't semm lik tha Cullenz were actin like they didnt want to draw atenshin. In fakt, it semmed like they wanted 2 run dis town, but a part of me figured that of coarse theyd wanna have totul control of the town 4 wen Shen yumm came. It was all so komplikated! Wai'd they half 2 go and make it so komplikated?

"Ill b honest, Vikrum" Mike Newtown sed, his knuckles wite as he held on2 da steering wheel, "I h8 the kullins. The've been the most important people in the town 4 my hole life, and there so obnawxius about it! They flawnt their money and don't talk 2 any1, like there 2 good 4 us… nd they burned down my dadz childhood home bcuz they wanted to bild a 4EVA 21 on the site. Dats wai I becam posi in that 1st place! Bcuz wen I saw the 4EVA 21 bein bult ova my grandpas grave, I new I cud neva b a prep lik al my frensz, but I didn't want THA DARKNESS 2 ovawhelm me and make me a buzzkill. I wuz a man wifout an iland… until u showed up 4 dayz ago."

Den… I cudnt taik it anymo'! "Pull ova da kar," I sed, and he did, and den I jumped his bonz! We musta maid out for lik 6 hourz! I new it wuz rong, b/c I had a boyf, but I new in my hart dat I LUFFED Mike Newtown and his senzitiv attiude and his tragik story. He cud have been the wurlds biggest buzzkill, even emoer than Edwurd… and he chose 2 rize above , like BLAK FLAG sed in like 1982 or sumthin. He wuz an inspiratin. And…. He wuz underhandedly sexi on top of al of it!

Nite turned in2 dai. The moon went behind tha sun. And as I open'd my eyez to the promis of a nu dae, I loked over at Mike Newtown's NEKKID bodi and cute BOOT-AY. I trulee luffed tha man. As I loked at da bootiful trees and tha big blue skie, I relized that while I didn't no wear my head wuz at- wif everything dat Edwerd told me against wat I saw on Chief Runnig Eagul's blog- I new my hart beloged 2 tha man in the car, the man who had teken my virility, the 1 who through his bro down a well 4 me. I Luvvvved Mike Newtown an I didn't kare who new.

When al of a sudden, I felt a pear of eyes on my neck! I hadn't felt dis feelin sinze I had met Edard. In horur, I loked out da car and saw….. DAT OTHA GUY STARING AT ME FRUM THE TALLEST TREE IN THA WUDS!