Alright friends, let me tell you that there is a proper way to read these stories. Just grab a trusted friend or family member and… legit be dumb. Try your best to read these and sound out every word. See how fast you can go without making more mistakes than the writer (Me, you know. ;-;). Here's a Christmas special, enjoy.
Whan the cheelds snore an the not crepes. The parenz slef and the rats eat. A jerly fat man in ret shoves hims fet skack down ze chimin. He stumples acruss malk and cookies, and wit a herty ho ho ho, he benins snekin and slorpins melk. He freezes sudinenely and ends up akidentsly spitsen milk on a cholds fahs. Hims yell in angst "this is the souren malk!"
The child stendin in front of the beg min lokked tramutized. The man grebed the chold, smekid hims lips, and ated the hims! Sunta's frost rule: wen a child sees hims first before anyoder, Sunta eated thems. So, wit dat, Sans turned bakk to to the trez and beginst putting presenst under it. Coals for kits and latex suits, whippies, ballz gags, and merz for the parentals. JUTS DEN TWO MOREZ CHALDS COMES! Sinsta, scremed and shubles thems into his bag. He prepapares to leave BUT JUST THENS HES CAUGHT BY PARENTALS. He recognazis the dad. IT'S BATMANZ.
Batman uses hims sopo powars and darkness to fights Santa. Santa yells in hangry, "I WILLS EATS CHUS AND BAKES YO KITS." Batatman growl and pull out German army riflel. (Batman is secrately a Nazi.) Batarang shootems Sunu and killed hims. Then, Batman slapped his knee and went bakk to hims bedroom wif wife and made sex. The end.