"Don't even think about snapping at your own daughter, Ariel!"

I exclaimed as I hold over my gun to this bit- wench's head. Oh hi, there. Wanna know what I'm doing here at The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea?

Well, I was watching this movie with Vanessa. I liked the movie, but I saw the part of how the plot started. I learned it's all Ariel's fault. In fact, because she snapped at her daughter Melody when she wanted to know the truth of her heritage, she ran away from home as a result which brought up a lot of complications after this. Like I said, it's all Ariel's fault. Completely, that is.

Luckily, with Cable's time traveling device, I'm traveling back in time to fix this shi- bad plot hole. In case you're wondering, this is a kid's movie, so I'm trying not to swear here.

"Just tell her the fu- beautiful truth now," I demanded.

"But..." Ariel tried to refuse.

Then I punch her on the face, sending her down to the floor.

"That's for keeping secrets to Melody," I said before I started kicking her head. "That's for dooming yourselves and Melody here."

You know, she deserved that. The audience will be cheering for me to teach that wench a lesson.

"Now, one last chance. Tell her the truth, or you'll go down," I pointed my gun to her head once again. Either way, I'm going to avoid this plot hole.

"Whoever you are, stop what you're doing to my mother!" Melody begged. Lucky for her, I have honor, so I let Ariel go.

"Let me give you some form of compensation," I showed them my bag. "Care to see what's in this bag?"

They nodded, so I gave them the bag.

"Are you sure you want to see what's inside, Melody?" I asked her.

"Yes, I'm sure," was her response.

"Okay then. Don't say I didn't warn you. What you're about to see there is gonna scare the he- heck out of you."

Like I said, this is a kid's movie, so I'm trying my best to avoid swearing.

Anyway, Melody and Ariel opened the bag and they looked shocked to see what's inside. Wanna know what's inside?

It's Morgana's decapitated head. I chopped off this wench's head before coming here. Hope that would convince Ariel to tell Melody the truth of her heritage.

"Now, Ariel, do you want to share the truth to your daughter?" I asked.

"Okay, you win," she gives in to my demand through this compensation. "Melody, ready to hear the truth about your heritage?"

"Yes, I'm ready, Mom," Melody is ready to listen.

You know, this is just taking too long for me. I'm not much into long-winded explanations, so let's fast forward from this. Whatever Ariel told Melody, that's entirely up to your imagination.

"I see.." Melody understands the truth. "So what now, Mom?"

"What do you think? With this guy having finished off Morgana, I could say the sea is now free. You can now go there as much as you want," Ariel responds.

"Really?"

"Yes, really? Just don't stay out too late."

"Thank you, Mom! I love you!" Melody hugs Ariel, who returns the hug.

"I love you, too, Melody," the latter responds.

There you have it, folks. This is how you solve a plot hole like this.

"I'm going to break down the walls so that everyone can go there," Ariel suggested.

"Don't worry, I already have taken care of that," I told her as I revealed a red button to push. As I pressed it, my explosions go off, destroying the walls confining this very land. Needless to say, she and Melody jawdropped on this. "You don't have to thank me. Just fixing the plot hole here."

Then I take my leave. I could hear what those two are saying about me.

"That guy is weird," Melody said quietly.

"I agree with you on that one, Melody," Ariel agreed.