A/N: Hey everyone! I'm back with another fanfiction! I've been getting into Family Guy lately, so I thought about making this fanfic. Special thanks to Family Guy Fan writer 15 for helping with some scenes! I do not own Family Guy or the OC, Emily Griffin. Emily Griffin belongs to Family Guy Fan writer 15. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: The Newest Griffin

It was nighttime in the town of Quahog, Rhode Island. At a rave bar, Margaret Chevapravatdumrong and her sister Joyce (Joyce Kinney) were dancing to nice raving music while drinking some beers.

"Hey Maggie", said Joyce, "I just thought of something. I bet that if we turn around, we'll find some partners to dance with and we might bang with them at the restrooms."

"Alright Joycey, you on!" Margaret replied.

"Ok, on three" Said Joyce as they both count together at the same time. "One, two, three!"

Then, they both turned around. Joyce turned around to find Bruce behind and he noticed her.

"Oh hey there." Bruce said, "How you doin' there?"

"Want to dance with me and make out?" Joyce asked Bruce.

"What? Oh no! Sorry darling, but I'm already hooked with Jeffery."

"Shut up and dance with me!" Jeffrey called out off-screen.

Meanwhile, with Margaret, she turned around to find three drunk guys, on the table. One was skinny with a huge chin, one was a slightly chubby African-American, and one was fat wearing glasses. They were drinking glasses of beer.

"Excuse me," Margaret asked, "Would any of you three want to dance and make out with me?

The three looked at her.

"Called it!" Peter cried.

"Called it!" Quagmire said before realizing that he's too late.

"God dammit!" Quagmire said.

"Then this means I'm the winner." He went to dance with Margaret.

"Didn't he just marry Lois 3 years ago?" Cleveland asked.

"I don't think she'll notice, we only came here to drink anyway." Quagmire replied.

15 Years Later…

It was a rainy afternoon on 31 Spooner Street. In the Griffin family household, Stewie was watching Jolly Farm as Brian came the couch and began to write a new novel on the computer.

"Writing again, Brian?" Stewie asked.

His dog replied, "Does that seem obvious to you?

"It does," Stewie answered. "But I mean seriously, you always just write a novel. And every time you publish it, it always gets rejected every time."

"But what about 'Wish it, Want it, Do it?'" Brian asked, recalling about the time his book was a best-seller.

"That one was only for a brief time, it all went downhill after you fired me as an agent." Stewie replied, "And that you confessed to the public that you only wrote it in a day. If I were you, I would take a couple days of analyzing your story and do some rewriting in your book.

Outside the house, a black sedan came up, then two figures came up to the door and rang the doorbell.

"Could somebody get the door?" Stewie asked.

"I got it." Brian said as he got off the couch and walked to the door.

Brian opened the door to reveal Mr. Weinstein and an unfamiliar teenage girl with short blonde along with a stripe of dyed purple hair on the side, wearing a pink dress, black and purple striped stockings and black Mary-Jane shoes while she was sheltered under her umbrella.

"Mr. Weinstein, I didn't expect to see you. Who's this young lady?" Brian said.

"Hi, I'm Emily Lovegood, is your owner home?" the teenage girl greeted.

"Brian, who's at the door?" Stewie asked.

"It's Mr. Weinstein and a teenage girl named Emily Lovegood." Brian answered.

"That Jewish accountant and a girl we don't know?" Stewie questioned.

"Is Mr. Griffin home?" Mr. Weinstein asked.

The white dog then noticed a red car drove up to their driveway driven by a very familiar fat man wearing glasses, a white shirt and green pants who came out of his car.

"He is now. Hey Peter, Mr. Weinstein's here to see you!" Brian called to Peter.

Then the fat man came up to Mr. Weinstein as a woman with short red hair and a triangular nose in a size of sandwich wearing a light green shirt and beige pants came down the stairs.

"Mr. Weinstein, it's so good to see you again, who is this girl you're with?" Peter said.

"This is Emily Violet Jane Lovegood, she's your biological daughter." Mr. Weinstein declared.

The Griffins stared at her in shock.

"She WHAAAAAAAAT?!" Stewie shouted in surprise.

"I have another daughter?" Peter said.

"Peter, how did you get another daughter? Have you been cheating on me?!" Lois yelled at her husband.

"No! Lois, I would never cheat on you, honest. How would I know if I hook up with another woman? I don't remember all that." Peter confessed.

"Well, your record said that fifteen years ago, you have hooked up with another woman but you don't remember it because you were drunk." Mr. Weinstein explained.

"Oh… I didn't realize that. But still, how can it be me? It could've been someone else." Peter said.

"Well, to make you more convinced, I've got her blood test results, and it proves that you are her father." Mr. Weinstein stated as he handed a piece of paper with Emily's blood test results to Peter.

Peter looked at her results and found out that it was true.

"Holy Crap! She really is my daughter after all!" Peter exclaimed.

"Anyway, why is she here?" Lois asked.

"I'm going to be moving in because last week, my old family died in a car accident." Emily responded sadly.

"Oh my god..." Lois whispered in shock.

"You poor girl… How did this happen?" Peter sympathetically asked.

"I was on my way to Newport until some drunk frat boys, crashed into my old family's car. I was in that car accident too, but luckily, I survived. However, due to my injuries, I ended up permanently incontinent." Emily explained.

"Oh my God, I'm so sorry to hear that. You are gladly welcome to stay here." Lois assured.

"But Lois, where will she sleep? There's no room for her to sleep in." Peter remarked.

"Well, for now, she will be sleeping in my piano room where I teach my piano lessons until we've added another room for her." Lois stated.

'Well I better go now, I have work tomorrow. Oh, and Mr. Griffin, once your house expansion's finished, let me know so I can have the movers bring in her stuff. Ok?" Mr. Weinstein said.

"Sure thing, Mr. Weinstein." Peter replied.

Mr. Weinstein turned to Emily.

"Emily, good luck with your new home." Mr. Weinstein said.

"Thank you, Mr. Weinstein." Emily thanked.

Mr. Weinstein left the house as Emily placed her suitcases in the middle of the floor.

"So, Emily Lovegood, or should I say 'Griffin' since I'm your father, welcome to the family. Also, this is your new mother, Lois." Peter stated.

"Pleased to meet you… Mom." Emily said.

"I am glad to have another daughter." Lois remarked.

"Not to forget she's more beautiful than Meg." Peter muttered.

"Peter..." Lois angrily murmured.

"This is our dog Brian." Peter said.

"Nice to meet you, Emily." Brian greeted.

"And this is your baby brother, Stewie." Lois said as she walked over to Stewie. She bent down to his height. "Say hello to your new sister, Stewie."

"Big deal, so what if I have another sister?" Stewie said rudely.

"Why would you say something like that?" Emily questioned.

"Well it's because I don't care and-"Stewie started to say before he noticed something about Emily. "What the deuce is this?"

Stewie held up the helm of Emily's dress and looked under it.

"Is that a diaper you're wearing?" Stewie asked.

"HEY!" Emily yelled as she made Stewie let go of her dress.

"Stewie, that's a naughty baby!" Lois scolded.

Lois picked up Stewie.

"I'm sorry for what Stewie did to you." Lois apologized.

"It's fine, Mom. This is something I better get used to." Emily assured.

"This is unbelievable, I have another sister who is fifteen and still in diapers, who would've thought I would inspect such a thing?" Stewie said to himself. "This is more hilarious than the time I stole the script for that Cuphead cartoon."

Cutaway

In a Hollywood studio office in 1936, two film executives were putting a Cuphead cartoon that they made into the vault.

"Finally, our movie is complete." One of the executives said.

"In a couple of months, our masterpiece will be released and beat the competition with that Snow White movie that Walt Disney guy's making." The other executive stated.

"Want to grab a cup of Joe to celebrate?" The first executive asked.

"Hell yeah I would!" the other executive agreed.

Two executives left the vault. Then, Stewie in black heist clothes cut a hole in the vault with a blow torch and took the Cuphead films.

"In a couple of months? More like a couple of years! And this would rather be a good video game than a movie..." Stewie remarked.

End Cutaway

Peter and Emily came into Chris' room.

"This is your brother, Chris." Peter said to his new daughter.

"Hi Chris," Emily greeted.

"Dad?" Chris asked quietly and excitedly to Peter. "There a hot blonde girl in my room!"

"I know there is," Peter answered. "This is Emily, she your half-sister."

"Oh, ok. Please to meet you, Emily. I guess that's nice for me to- Whaaaaat?!" Chris said before he realized that he has another half-sister.

"Is there something wrong?" Emily asked.

"I thought that you were just one of those girls I would fall in love with." Chris said in disappointment. "And it turns that you're my new half-sister..."

"Oh there there, Chris..." Peter said sympathetically. "I'm sure you'll find the right girl who like you back..."

"You could've let me exercise at the gym!" Chris snapped back.

Peter and Emily walked over to Meg's room where Meg was laying on her stomach texting on her phone.

"And over in this room is Meg, she's your ugly sister..." Peter introduced.

"Why would you call Meg ugly?" Emily asked. To Emily, she looked like a regular teenage girl.

"Because it's Meg." Peter answered. "Nobody cares about her."

"You know I can hear you." Meg said. Peter turned to Meg. "Shut up Meg."

"Hey dad," Meg asked. "Who's that with you?"

"I'm your sister, Emily." Emily replied.

"My sister?" Meg asked in surprise. "Oh… my god, I can't believe this, I have a sister!" Meg shouted excitedly.

Peter started pushing Emily away from Meg's room. "Let's move on now." Peter said.

"But I didn't even get the chance to know her." Emily answered.

"So, Emily," Peter said as the tour was finished. "What do you think of this place?"

"You know, Dad," Emily answered with a smile, "I think I'm going to like it here."

Just then, the doorbell rang. Peter went downstairs and answered the door to find his three pals, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire under their umbrellas.

"Oh, hey guys," Peter said "What brings you here?"

"Well, we thought you'd be joining us at the Clam." Cleveland said. Quagmire says "So, what's the hold up?"

"Well, you see, guys... my new daughter moved in here." Peter explained

"New daughter?" Joe asked "Was Lois pregnant?"

"No, she wasn't..." Peter answered, "My new daughter's name is Emily... she's fifteen and she just moved in."

This made Cleveland and Quagmire think about the time when they were drunk at a rave bar and while Peter made out with a blonde woman.

"What's with the looks?" Peter questioned.

"Did I miss something?" Joe asked.

"Well, you see," Quagmire explained. "Fifteen years ago, we went to a rave bar for a drink."

"A hot blonde woman came up to ask one of us to dance and have sex." Cleveland went on.

"We called for it, but Peter went first." Quagmire said.

"That is one crazy time... and I missed out..." Joe said. "So where's that woman now?"

"That woman's dead." Peter answered.

"Wait, what?" Quagmire questioned.

"When Emily moved in an hour ago," Peter explained, "She told me her mother died in a car accident that she was in. She survived the accident but it left her permanently incontinent."

"So she ended up like me?" Joe asked.

"Except that she can still walk." Peter answered back.

Joe lowered his head in disappointment.

Just then, Emily came to the door.

"Hey Dad. Who are these people?" Emily asked.

"Emily, these are my friends. Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe." Peter responded.

"So, Emily," Joe said "I heard that you're incontinent like me which I'd like to welcome you to the party for."

This made Emily feel embarrassed.

"Dad! Don't tell anyone about my medical condition!" Emily complained.

"Wait, I'm not supposed to tell?" Peter asked.

"Of course you're not!" Emily answered, "I didn't ask to you to tell anyone that had to wear adult diapers for my condition."

"Well, look on the plus side." Quagmire said "You'd still be gorgeous in them when you're twenty one."

Emily wasn't sure if she should thank Quagmire for what he just said. She decided to go to the piano room to unpack. Emily grabbed her suitcases and walked to the piano room.

Emily came into the Lois' piano room as she saw Lois setting up the bed on the couch.

"I hope you made yourself at home" Lois said, "Even though you are home."

She saw Emily unpacking her suitcase and noticed a picture frame that she took out.

"So, that's your old family?" Lois asked as she walked over to Emily.

"Yep," Emily replied. "That's my little half-brother, Jack. He was funny and he used to love playing football." She noted as she pointed to a little boy next to her in the picture.

"And that's my dad. Well... my step dad actually, his name was Wilbur Lovegood." Emily asserted while pointing to the man next to her in the picture.

"Lovegood," Lois said. "Just like Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter?"

"Precisely!" Emily replied. She then pointed to the woman next to her in the picture. "And that, is my biological mother, Margret Lovegood."

"She kind of looks like Joyce Kinney." Lois commented about the looks of Emily's birth mother.

"She does" Emily said, "Because Joyce is my aunt."

"Wait, are you saying that… you're Joyce Kinney's niece?" Lois asked.

"Yes, I am." the step daughter replied. "Why'd you ask?"

"I met her a couple of times, I used be a fan of your aunt until I found out she went to the same school I did." Lois replied.

"You knew my Aunt during High School?" Emily asked.

"I did" Lois answered. "But it's not how it seemed. When I was in cheerleading, my cheerleading mates and I pulled a prank on her."

"Aunt Joyce told me about that." Emily explained, "She told me she was blindfolded while the cheerleaders lead by Lois Pewterschmidt took her to the middle of the basketball court and she found herself standing with her pants down and a hot dog wiener in her mouth while the students laughed at her." Emily paused for a few seconds. "Wait, you're Lois Pewterschmidt?"

"It's true" Lois answered sadly. "I'm Lois Pewterschmidt..."

After staring at each other for 5 seconds, Emily sternly slapped Lois's face.

"Yeah, I totally deserved that..." Lois said as she rubbed her cheek.

"Why did you do that?" Emily asked.

"I was young and I didn't know what I was thinking. I did deserve being slapped for it, but karma already got to me from Joyce." Lois answered

"How did you get even?" Emily asked.

"I told her about the time I was in a porn movie and she told the public the next day." Lois replied.

The prank, the porn films, I'm so sorry..." Lois apologized as she shed a few tears.

"Well, since you already gotten even with my aunt, I forgive you." Emily reassured.

Emily grabbed Lois and pulled her into a hug. Lois was surprised at first, but hugged her back after a few seconds. The two broke the hug a minute later.

Emily continued to unpack when Lois noticed something else in her suitcase.

"Emily, is that a Sony 4K video camera?" Lois asked.

Emily took it out.

"Why, yes, it is." Emily answered. "My aunt got for me for my birthday last year. I use it to make my own video vlogs. However, I haven't updated it in a long time. But I'm thinking about making a new vlog soon."

An hour later, Emily was done unpacking. She took off her shoes, stockings and her dress and put on a purple shirt. Emily got on the couch bed and covered herself in the blankets. Lois walked to the door and turned to face Emily.

"Are you sure you'll be fine sleeping in that?" Lois asked.

"Well," Emily replied "I'm more of the type who would sleep in a shirt and pants…besides, no one would know what I'm hiding under the blanket anyway."

"I see what you mean..." Lois said as she turned off the light. "Good night, Emily."

Emily smiled as she drifted off to sleep.

Morning came as Emily was sleeping peacefully. The door slowly creaked open. Stewie tiptoed into the room carrying a trumpet. Stewie jumped on the bed and blew into the trumpet. Emily jumped and woke up in surprise.

"Dammit, Stewie" Emily groaned as she got out of bed. "Why did you wake me like that?"

"Because it's funny to see that I literally just woke you up scared s***less." Stewie answered.

His word made true when Emily looked down behind her seeing that what he said was true. Lois came in.

"Stewie! Don't be mean to your new sister!" Lois scolded as she picked up Stewie.

"Damn you, vile woman!" Stewie shouted. Lois looked at Emily. "Oh my..." she said, "I guess the little guy made you mess yourself awake..."

"Yeah..." Emily replied feeling embarrassed.

Lois left the piano room, went upstairs and came into her room where Peter was there watching TV.

"Peter," Lois says as she comes in. "I've been-"

"Shush." Peter interrupted as he ate some chocolate cereal. "I'm trying to watch 'Thomas Returns to the Magic Railroad' starring Rob Schneider."

Cutaway to TV

Thomas the Tank Engine came up to Rob Schneider.

"Mr. Conductor!" Thomas called out. "The Evil Diesel is back! What should we do?"

Rob Schneider did some thinking. "You want me to put some weed in your furnace?" Rob asked.

Thomas's eyes widened in shock.

"What?" Thomas questioned.

End Cutaway

Suddenly, the TV got turned off by Lois.

"Peter, this is serious." Lois said sternly.

"All right, Lois. What is it that's so important?" Peter asked as he turned to face Lois.

"It's about Emily," Lois answered. "If she's going to live here, she's going to need a proper bedroom."

"But where can we find one?" Peter asked. "We don't have a guest room…. unless we kick Meg out and dump out all her stuff."

"No, Peter, we are not doing that." Lois objected as she crossed her arms.

"Awwww... come on!" Peter whined "That's the best suggestion ever!"

"We are not kicking out Meg, and that's final!" Lois said strictly.

"Alright..." Peter sighed "So, if we won't kick out Meg, then where will Emily sleep?"

Lois did some thinking. Then, an idea popped up in her head.

"You know what, Peter? Maybe we could set up her room in the basement... even though the washing machines will be there, we can still make it into a suitable bedroom for Emily. Later today, I'm going to call Mr. Weinstein so he can have the movers bring in her stuff from her old house." Lois explained.

"And Peter," Lois went on, "Don't let Emily know until the room is done."

"Got it." Peter promised.

One Week Later…

Emily was sitting on the couch watching TV.

"We now return to Veggie Tales: Atheists Edition." The TV announcer announced.

Cutaway to TV

Bob and Larry were standing next to Junior in bed.

"Bob?" Junior asked the tomato. "Where's God when I'm scared?"

"To be honest..." Bob confessed, "We found out that there is no God, he never existed at all..."

"What?!" Junior shouted in horror.

"We're just a bunch of vegetables who were made to be eaten by animals..." Bob stated.

"We found out by watching 'Sausage Party'." Larry said.

End Cutaway

"This is pretty messed up" Emily commented as she turned off the TV.

Just then, Peter came in the room.

"Hey Emily." Peter said.

"Hey Dad, what's up?" Emily replied.

"I got a surprise for you." Peter said.

Emily perked up.

"Really?" She said. "A surprise? For me?"

"That's right." Peter responded, "Close your eyes and I'll show you."

Emily did so as Peter covered her eyes.

"Now, no peeking" Peter reminded.

He guided Emily to the basement door.

"Careful now, we're going down the stairs." He advised as he and Emily slowly walked down the stairs. Once they reached the bottom of the stairs, Peter stopped walking. "Alright, now stop." He said. Emily stopped while Peter moved his hands off her eyes.

"You may open up your eyes now." Peter noted. Emily opened her eyes to see Brian, Chris, Meg, Lois and Stewie. "Surprise!" They all shouted. Emily looked around to see that she has her own bedroom built in the basement. It had some Madonna posters from the 80s, her own bed, and her PC computer on the desk.

"My god, is that my-?" Emily started to say.

"It sure is, Emily" Lois answered, "Your very own room."

"And is that my old bed?" Emily exclaimed. "Oh, how I missed it so..."

"And you even got your own bathroom" Peter informed, "Except that there's no toilet because, well... you know."

"I understand, dad." Emily said and brought the whole family into a group hug.

"Thank you so much." Emily thanked.

As they were all group hugging, Stewie began to lift the back helm of Emily's skirt. Brian slapped Stewie's hand forcing him to let go. Stewie glared at Brian before hugging Emily.

The End

A/N: Well, that's it for Episode 1! It might not look like much, but hey, it's a start! The next chapters will be better! Well, see you next chapter! Please review!