A/N: Hey everyone! Here's another chapter of Family Guy EG! Special thanks to Family Guy Fan writer 15 for helping with this chapter! I hope you like it! I do not own Family Guy or the OC, Emily Griffin. Emily Griffin belongs to Family Guy Fan writer 15. Enjoy!
Chapter 2: SteWiePie
Emily was sleeping peacefully in her bed in the basement. Just then, her alarm clock rang and Emily hit the snooze button. She got up and yawned. She walked to the bathroom and closed the door. She turned on the shower and went in. Emily came out of the shower wrapped in her towel. She grabbed her toothbrush and began brushing her teeth. Then, she opened the bathroom door and put on her usual pink dress, her striped stockings, a clean diaper, and her black Mary Janes. She then walked to her nightstand and put on her necklace. She picked up her video camera and pressed record.
"What's up, Rhode Island?" Emily said from her camera's point of view. "Emily Griffin here posting up a vlog. Now you're probably wondering why I'm now called Griffin. Well, here's the reason why. I found out my dad, Wilbur Lovegood wasn't my biological dad. And a few weeks ago, my old family died in a drunk driving car crash I was in. The drunk drivers were college jocks at Brown University by the way. So, I am now living with my real biological father and his family."
As she talked to her camera, she walked upstairs from her basement, and up the living room stairs, she then came into Stewie's room.
"This is my little brother, Stewie. Say hi, Stewie." Emily said as she walked up to Stewie.
"D'ah!" Stewie gasped. "What the deuce are you doing?'
"I'm making a video blog, Stewie." She replied. "And I smell someone has soiled himself."
"Looks like you need to get changed." Emily said as she carried Stewie to the changing table and started to unzip his pajamas.
"What? Change me? In front of your camera?" Stewie said indignantly.
"Don't worry, I'll edit this part out once I'm done with my vlog." Emily said.
"You better." Stewie muttered. "I know for a fact, that babies hate getting changed on camera."
Cutaway
In a studio, a commercial for Pampers was being filmed. An actress got into her position as she held her baby who was being used for the commercial.
"And…action!" the director yelled.
"Let's go to the park today, sweetie. But first, let's get you changed." The actress said as she walked to a table and started to change the baby's diaper.
As soon as she undid the straps on the diaper, the baby started to feel uncomfortable. The baby turned to the director.
"Do we really have to film this?" the baby asked.
End Cutaway
Emily walked downstairs with Stewie in her arms all dressed.
"We're now heading downstairs to get some breakfast with my family, I'm sure that- Stewie!" Emily said to the camera until she saw Stewie holding her skirt's helm exposing her undergarment.
"And did you viewers know that Emily is in a diaper?" Stewie asked. "Would you knock that off?" Emily said as she turned off the camera and left her camera's point of view. "I am certainly gonna edit this scene."
Emily entered the kitchen to see Lois, Peter, Chris, and Meg sitting at the table.
"This is my new family." Emily stated to the camera.
"Oh hey Emily," Lois said as she handed Emily some ham, eggs and sausages, "Doing your vlog I see?"
"Yep. This is my new mother, Lois." Emily said as she placed Stewie in his high chair. "Say hi to the camera, mom."
Lois waved at the camera. Emily turned the camera to Meg.
"This is my half-sister, Meg Griffin." Emily introduced.
"How do you do viewers?" Meg asked to the camera.
"And that's my other half-brother, Chris" Emily said as she turns the camera to Chris and all Chris was doing is picking his nose.
"Chris! Don't do that in front of the camera!" Emily shouted.
"Chris, stop that this instant!" Lois said.
"Sorry." Chris apologized.
Emily turned the camera to Peter.
"And this is my biological father, Peter Griffin." Emily said.
"Hey Emily, have you told the guys what everyone heard?" Peter asked
"Wait, heard what, Dad?" Emily asked.
"Emily wait, DON'T DO IT!" Stewie shouted, warning Emily.
Suddenly, Peter stood up from his chair and started dancing.
"A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word, a-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word, a-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word, a-well-a, don't you know about the bird, well, everybody knows that the bird is the word, a-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word!" Peter sang.
"Uh... Not again!" Stewie groaned as Peter kept singing.
"You just had to ask... didn't you?" Brian said
"Sorry. I guess I'll end the vlog there." Emily said just as she was about to sign off.
"Wait," Brian said. "What about me?"
"Oh yeah, sorry. And this is my dog, Brian." Emily said.
"How do you do?" Brian said to the camera "I'm Brian Griffin. If you're looking for someone who can help you write a novel or come up with a script, then I'm the dog you're looking for."
"Don't advertise yourself, Bri." Stewie said as Emily turned off the camera and put the camera on the counter.
Emily was nervous. Today was her first day at James Woods High and she was worried about what could happen. Lois saw Emily shaking in her chair.
"What's wrong, Emily? Are you nervous?" Lois asked.
"Very." Emily replied.
"First time?" Lois asked.
"I've been nervous lots of times." Emily said.
"It's about your condition isn't it?" Chris asked
Emily blushed in embarrassment.
"Chris!" Lois scolded.
"No, mom. He's right. That's why I'm nervous." Emily said. "What if someone would notice me when I crap myself? How will I get changed without being noticed?"
"She has a point there." Stewie said.
"Don't worry honey. It will be fine. If something goes wrong, Chris and Meg will be there for you." Lois reassured.
"Thanks, mom." Emily said with a smile.
"And we'll try to make sure you won't be embarrassed." Lois put in.
"But not as much embarrassing than Stewie's alone time." Brian said.
Cutaway
Stewie's bedroom is dimmed with pink lights with a disco ball spinning on the ceiling while Stewie was dressed as a 1980s teenage girl.
"I come home in the morning light and Lois says 'when you gonna live your life right?' Oh, Lois dear, you know you're not the fortunate one. 'Cause Stewie, wants to have fun. Yes, Stewie just wants to have fun. The phone rings in the middle of the night and Brian yells, 'what you gonna do with your life'...-
Just as Brian's name was said, the dog he mentioned turned on the lights which made the music stop. Stewie looked back after he noticed that the music stopped and saw Brian with a confused look. "Um..." Stewie said nervously. "It's not what it looks like."
End Cutaway
The Griffin family car drove up to the front of James Woods High School. Emily, Chris, and Meg jumped out of the car.
"Bye, kids! Have a great day!" Lois shouted as she drove off.
"Well, here goes." Emily whispered as she, Chris, and Meg entered the school.
"Welcome to James Woods High Emily." Meg stated.
"This school doesn't look half bad." Emily said.
""Well, look who showed up." said a voice that was familiar to both Meg and Emily.
"Oh no..." Meg said nervously.
"Well, if it isn't Connie D'Amico." Emily remarked.
"Wait, you know her?" Meg asked.
"Of course I do, she and her classmates once visited my old school." Emily answered.
"What are you doing here, Lovegood?" Connie asked in a mocking manner. "I thought you were still in Providence."
"Well, for your information, D'Amico," Emily remarked. "I just moved to this neighborhood. And it's 'Griffin' now."
"Wait, 'Griffin'?" Connie asked, confused. "Did your mom get like a divorce or something?"
"No, my old family died in a car accident so I moved in with the Griffins." Emily answered.
"Wow..." Connie said, shocked.
"This is like totally awkward..." Gina said.
"Also, that means that Meg is now my sister." Emily said as she hugged Meg.
"What? Ew..." Connie said, disgusted. "You should be hanging out with the ugly ones."
"You better watch who you're calling ugly." Emily snapped. "Because if you call someone that, that makes you a cold-hearted b****."
"Like, how dare you, Emily?" Connie said, feeling offended from what Emily said. "You should realize that you're with those who are out place."
"Hey, popularly isn't everything, D'Amico." Emily said back. "What matters is how they feel on the inside. You're just being selfish about how you look, and that's why you're a cold, heartless whore."
Connie just gave Emily a sneering look.
"Come on, girls," Connie said to her colleagues. "She's not worth the trouble..."
Connie and her colleagues walked away.
"Wow...no one has stood up for me like that." Meg stated. "Thanks, Emily."
"No problem. Now, let's go. Don't wanna be late for class." Emily said.
Meg and Emily walked down the hallways to their classes.
Back at the Griffin household, Stewie was just about to watch his favorite show 'The Cadwalliders of Essex' when he noticed Emily's camera on the counter.
"Hmm. Emily must have left it there when she finished her vlog." Stewie said to himself.
"I wonder what's on her mind..." Stewie speculated as he browsed to see what Emily recorded.
Most of Emily's videos were vlogs, some of them were with her old family.
"This stuff is boring..." Stewie said.
"I think I should give these video some Stewie touches..." He said while smirking.
Stewie ran downstairs to the basement. Stewie opened the closet and started going through Emily's clothes. He pulled out one of her pink dresses and put it on albeit the dress was too big for him to wear. He slipped on a pair of her stockings and shoes. Then, Stewie put a blonde wig on his head. He walked up to the nightstand and propped up the camera. He turned on the camera and took a few steps back.
"Good morning, Quahog!" Stewie said while changing his voice to try and sound like Emily. "Emily Griffin here with some more updates and such."
"First off, I have a condition that makes me wear diapers." Stewie said as he trotted around.
Suddenly, Stewie tripped on the skirt.
"Ow! Damn it!" Stewie shouted as he hit the ground.
"Maybe I should try take two..." Stewie said to himself as he walked to the nightstand.
Back at school, Emily was getting lunch with Meg. Meg was giving Emily tips on how to survive in the school.
"Does this school have a library?" Emily asked.
"Yes, but I wouldn't go in there." Meg said. Emily got confused.
"Why not?" Emily asked, raising an eyebrow.
"The breakfast club's having detention." Meg explained.
Cutaway
Inside the library, 'The Breakfast Club' was having detention. But they weren't the teenagers from the movie. Instead, they were cereal mascots. There were many cigarettes and blunts on the table where they were sitting.
"Hey man, I've been wondering..." Toucan Sam asked. "Why are we here?"
"Well... it's just that-... It's just-..." Tony the Tiger said as he tried to remember the answer to that question. "You know what, I lost my train of thought..."
End Cutaway
"I honestly don't know why those guys are still here." Meg said.
They walked up to a table where Meg's friends were sitting.
"Hey Meg," Patty said. "Who's your new friend?"
"This is Emily. She's actually my half-sister." Meg replied.
Patty, Ruth, and Esther gasped in surprise.
"You didn't tell us you have a half-sister." Ruth said.
"I didn't know until last week." Meg noted.
She turned to Emily.
"Emily," Meg said. "I would like you to meet my friends, this is Patty, Ruth, and that's Esther."
"How do you do?" Emily greeted.
"So, Meg," Patty asked. "How did you find out that she was your sister?"
"She moved in after her old parents died in a car crash." Meg answered. This got attention to some of the other students in the cafeteria.
"Oops…probably shouldn't have said that out loud..." Meg whispered to Emily.
"Did I just hear someone mention about someone dying in a car crash?" A voice said.
Meg and Emily turned around to see Principal Shephard standing a few inches behind them.
"Uh oh..." Emily muttered as she took a few steps back fearfully.
"So, you must be new here." Principal Shepard said. "Who might you be?"
"Emily Griffin?" She answered.
"Oh, of course." Principal Shepard said. "You're the one who has incontinence."
This made Emily blush as she wet her undergarment, though no one noticed.
"Um, Principal Shepard." Meg called his name.
"Yes, Meg?" Principal Shepard questioned.
"Emily prefers to keep that information private." Meg informed.
"I didn't ask for your opinion, Meg." Principal Shepard replied. "You want to end up joining the breakfast club?"
"No, Principal Shepard." Meg denied.
"That's what I thought." Principal Shepard said.
The principal left as Meg's friends turned to Emily.
"Why didn't you tell us that couldn't control your bowels?" Ruth asked.
"I prefer to keep it private..." Emily replied, feeling embarrassed.
"After what the principal said." Emily muttered. "I've just wet myself feeling embarrassed..."
"What...?" Patty questioned.
"Oh dear..." Esther whispered.
"You need a change?" Meg asked quietly.
Emily sadly nodded and Meg just sighed.
"Come with me Emily..." Meg said.
"I feel like such a basket case..." Emily said as Meg was taking Emily to the restroom.
"Now why would you say that?" Meg asked. "My friends and I are mostly basket cases."
Meg and Emily walked into an empty stall. Meg closed and locked the stall door. As Meg put a new undergarment on Emily, Emily and Meg continued their conversation.
"I mean, I wanted to be part of the popular kids because I wanted to be well... likable." Meg stated.
"And you got rejected because...?" Emily asked.
"I've always end up rejected" Meg answered. "It's either because of my glasses, or my hat, or because they think I'm fat and unsexy."
"Is that all?" Emily asked her sister.
"Yeah, pretty much." Meg answered.
"Well, I find all of it a bunch of bullcrap." Emily said.
Meg raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"What do you mean?" Meg asked.
"I mean, why would they say things anti-social to you? Shouldn't our teachers or Principal Shepard help you with these situations?" Emily questioned.
"They really don't care about me, honestly." Meg replied sadly.
"What?" Emily said with shock as she and Meg walked out of the stall. "That's terrible! Then they're the ones who should be basket cases. My old school has taught me to never be mean and bully anyone. Pretty or not."
"I think it's time that we teach Connie a lesson she'll never forget." Emily stated.
"I do like your enthusiasm..." Meg said. "But the question is... how?"
"Leave that to me." Emily answered. "After school, we'll start with one of her colleagues."
Back at Spooner Street, Stewie was using Emily's camera to film himself making fun of Emily.
"So, how do you like me now, viewers?" Stewie said to the camera. "Think I'm one hot b**** who loves being in diapers?"
Stewie walked away from the camera's point of view and came back with a boombox. He turned it on and "Like a Virgin" started playing. Stewie started to dance slutty to the song.
After a minute of dancing, Stewie sat on Emily's bed.
"And I think I should take pictures of myself and put it on my daddy's Instagram to show him how much of a naughty big baby I am." Stewie jeered.
Stewie looked around for Emily's cell phone, but he couldn't find it.
"She must have took it to school with her." Stewie muttered.
"On to plan B..." Stewie said.
Stewie lifted the skirt and showed the undergarment to the camera.
"This is so going to blow up on the Internet." Stewie whispered.
Later, school was over for the day. Meg and Emily walked out of the school.
"So what's the plan, sis?" Meg asked.
"We follow one of her colleagues." Emily said.
"Tell me," Meg said. "What do you know about this girl?"
"Well, she absolutely hates getting her hair wet. So, we find a way to get her hair wet." Emily explained.
Meg and Emily followed her to a spa.
"What if we get caught?" Meg asked.
Emily did some thinking, "We'll need a disguise..."
Emily and Meg sneaked into the spa without being seen.
"Now what should we disguise as?" Meg asked. "We don't have any costumes."
Emily noticed an employee laundry cart near the locker rooms.
"Perfect." Emily whispered.
Meg and Emily pulled out a uniform from the cart and got dressed in the uniforms.
"Now we need to look like we're someone else." Meg said.
"Now, how do we do that?" Emily muttered.
Meg noticed a pile of hair clippings on one of the benches. She picked up a few and put some on her hair.
"I think we've got ourselves some wigs." Meg said.
Emily saw where she got the hair.
"We're washing our hair after this." Emily stated as she picked up a few hair clippings and put them on her hair. "Who knows how much dandruff it might have?"
The sisters are set, and they're ready for action.
Meg and Emily walked up to the girl.
"Guten Tag." Emily says, trying to sound German. "Velcome to our Spa."
"Please have a seat." Emily said as she placed the girl on a massage chair.
"We've got whatever service you need." Emily asserted. "Are you feeling a little chilly?"
"Yes, I am." the girl answered.
"Then you need a relaxation ind our sauna!" Meg said as she and Emily placed the girl in the sauna. Emily set the sauna to 350 degrees.
20 Minutes Later…
Emily and Meg walked up to the sauna door. Emily opened the door to find the girl all pruned.
"Had a gut relaxation?" Emily asked.
"Water..." The pruned girl said. "Really thirsty..."
"Here you go..." Meg said as she handed a glass of water to the girl.
"Need any ice?" Emily asked as she crept up behind the girl.
"Umm... sure." The girl replied.
Emily poured a bucket of ice over the girl making her all wet and cold but unpruned.
"AHHH! MY HAIR!" She cried as Emily and Meg dashed off laughing.
"That takes care of her." Emily said. "Now, who's the next colleague?"
Back at home, Stewie was filming himself dressed up as Emily in the basement. He had his stuffed animals around a small table.
"Look at me, don't I love playing with my stuffed animals?" Stewie asked to the camera. "I do it because it's my father's gene that he's an idiot. Let's watch me have a tea party with them."
Stewie walked up to the small table and sat down.
"Hello everyone. Would you like some tea?" Stewie said as he grabbed the teapot and pretended to pour tea into a teacup.
None of his 'friends' answered.
"Splendid." Stewie said. "And how about some sugar for you guys?"
There was no answer from the stuffed animals.
"Ok, a little bit of sugar for you." Stewie said as he pretended to put sugar in a teacup.
Just then, Stewie heard someone coming downstairs. He quickly turned off the camera and hid. He saw it was his mother coming downstairs to do the laundry.
Lois carried a laundry basket to the washing machine. She threw the clothes inside and turned on the washing machine. Lois noticed the stuffed animals and the tea party set.
"Stewie? Are you in here?" Lois questioned.
"Damn it..." Stewie muttered to himself. "That vile woman's interfering again... I should probably-"
Before he could finish, Lois picked him up.
"Oh, there you are, sweetie." She said.
"Stewie, what are you doing with Emily's dress?" Lois asked.
Lois pulled the dress off of Stewie leaving him in a diaper. "Damn you vile woman..." Stewie murmured. "Why do you always have to foil me?"
"You must be playing dress-up, Stewie" Lois said playfully, which annoyed Stewie.
"But not with Emily's clothes." Lois laughed. "I mean, her diapers' are too big for you."
Stewie crossed his arms in disappointment.
Back with Emily and Meg, they were planning the next prank.
"So we got three down," Meg noted. "Now we got Connie's best friend."
"Let's do this." Emily said.
Emily placed a bag on Gina's porch, lit the bag on fire, and rang the doorbell. She ran and hid in the bushes with Meg.
Gina opened her door and found the bag on fire.
"Oh my God, a fire!" She yelled.
Gina stomped on it a couple of times to put it out. Once it was extinguished, she smelt something.
"Ewwww!" She shouted in disgust before running back inside.
Meg and Emily came out of the bushes and ran away laughing.
"Oh. My God." Meg chuckled. "This is hilarious! Though what did you put in that bag?"
"Beaver droppings." Emily answered.
Cutaway
Two beavers were watching from a distance and heard what Emily had said.
"Why would she think about doing that with mine?" The beaver asked.
"You should tell the other beavers about what you did. I mean, they don't give a DAM about it." The other beaver said.
End Cutaway
"Now, all we have left is Connie." Emily said.
"How should we do it?" Meg asked.
"The same way Mom did." Emily said.
Meg and Emily walked up to Connie's house.
"So Connie thinks you're ugly" Emily remarked. "Well, let's see how she likes this ..."
Connie got out of the shower and got dressed in her clothes. She started to throw darts at a picture frame of Meg.
"Take that, Meg! You unpopular loser!" She shouted.
After throwing darts, Connie put on a cucumber mask and placed pineapple slices for the night.
Outside, Meg and Emily placed the ladder at Connie's bedroom window and climbed up the ladder. Emily carefully opened the window and quietly crawled in the room. Connie was snoring in her deep sleep.
"Good, she's fast asleep." Emily whispered.
Meg crawled in next.
"Ok, you ready?" Emily whispered.
"As ready as I'll ever be." Meg replied in a whisper.
Emily pulled out a plastic bag from her backpack.
"What are those?" Meg asked quietly.
"These are the items that we'll be using for Connie's 'beautiful' makeover." Emily answered with a whisper.
Emily took the bottles of Connie's beauty product and poured them down the bathroom sink and refilled them with a different product that Emily got.
"Now, we wait until we see her at school tomorrow." Emily quietly said.
"Great." Meg whispered in reply. "Now let's get out quietly, and try to make sure your diaper doesn't crinkle when you move."
"Got it." Emily said as she and Meg quietly crept out the window.
As Emily makes her way to her ladder, her diaper crinkled.
"Oh no." Emily whispered as she quickly made her way to the window.
Connie just snored. After Emily climbed down the ladder, the girls took away the ladder.
"Damn my undergarments..." Emily muttered.
"Let's just go home..." Meg whispered.
"Way ahead of you." Emily said.
The two girls ran back to their house.
Back at the Griffin household, Stewie came out of Emily's room holding her camera as he was finished filming.
"I never thought using a camera would be this much fun!" Stewie stated as he came down the stairs. "And it will be hilarious when I put it on YouTube."
Just then, he noticed Meg and Emily entering the house.
"Hey Stewie, how was your-" Emily started to say before she noticed Stewie holding her camera. "What are you doing with my camera?"
"Uh...nothing..." Stewie muttered.
Emily bent down to Stewie's height and held out her hand.
"Stewie, give me the camera." Emily said.
"As if." Stewie retorted.
"Stewie" Emily said sternly. "I'm telling you again, give me back my camera."
"No!" Stewie shouted as he turned his back on Emily.
"Stewie." Emily said as Stewie moved a couple of steps away.
"I'm not gonna give it to you!" Stewie yelled back as he ran up the living room stairs.
"Stewie! Get back here!" Emily yelled as she ran after him.
"There's no way in hell I would ever give it back!" He called back as he ran across the hallway.
"Stewie! This camera is mine, not yours!" Emily argued.
Stewie ran into their parents' room and hid under the bed.
Emily walked down the hallway.
"Stewie! Where are you?" She called.
She looked in Stewie's room, but he wasn't there. She opened the door to Chris' room, but only Chris was there.
"Hey Chris. Is Stewie in here?" Emily asked.
"Nope. I haven't seen him." Chris answered.
"Ok. Thank you." Emily said as she closed his door.
She looked in Meg's room, and he wasn't there.
"Oh..." Emily muttered. "Where is he?"
Stewie grinned with success. 'This is perfect. She'll never find me here.' Stewie thought.
Just then, Stewie saw a pair of feet cladded in purple and black striped stockings and black shoes walk into the bedroom. He could see that Emily was now looking at the closet. She then looked in the bathroom.
Stewie knew that he had keep his lips shut. He held the camera as he tried not to make a sound.
"Where are you Stewie?" Emily called out. "You can't hide forever."
Stewie was already feeling nervous. Just then, he felt something grab him by his left ankle. Stewie gasped and looked behind him. He saw that Emily had found him.
"There you are, you little troublemaker!" She said to him.
Emily pulled him out from under the bed and took the camera out of Stewie's hands.
"Hey, no fair!" Stewie whined.
Stewie climbed up on Emily and tried to get the camera back. Emily moved her arms from side to side to keep Stewie from reaching the camera.
"Stewie!" Emily barked. "Get off of me!"
"Not until you give me back this camera!" Stewie shouted.
"That's my camera!" Emily exclaimed as Stewie kept on trying to reach it. "My mother gave it to me! It's a very delicate thing!"
Emily lost her balance and both she and Stewie landed on the bed. Stewie successfully got the camera and started to run.
"Oh no you don't!" Emily exclaimed as she pinned down Stewie.
"Hey, get off of me, you big baby!" Stewie shouted as he tried to squirm free.
"Give me back my camera first!" Emily said.
Emily's eyes widened in surprise as she saw Stewie unfasten the buttons on his overalls. Stewie leaped out of his overalls and ran out of the room in his diapers while holding the camera.
"Freedom! Victory is mine!" Stewie yelled in triumph.
Emily ran and tackled him. As she tackled him, both of them ended up tumbling down the stairs.
"Let. Go. Of. My. Camera!" Emily grunted.
"I'm going to lose to a teenage girl... who is wearing a big diaper!" Stewie grunted back.
"Alright." A voice said. "What's going on here?"
Emily and Stewie stopped fighting to see their mother standing in front of them.
"Uh oh." they both whispered.
"Emily?" Lois asked. "Would you care to explain why Stewie's not in his overalls?"
"Well, you see..." Emily explained. "I caught Stewie with my camera. I tried to get it, but he refused to give it back."
"Tattletale..." Stewie murmured.
"Stewie, you know better than to steal." Lois scolded as she kneeled down in front of Stewie. "Now, I want you to walk up to your sister, give her back the camera, and apologize for what you did."
"Absolutely not, b****!" Stewie said back at Lois.
"Stewie…" Lois said sternly while crossing her arms.
"I refuse!" Stewie barked.
He started to run but Emily grabbed Stewie's wrist.
"Not so fast, mister!" She said.
"Hey, let go of me!" Stewie shouted.
"We're not playing games, Stewie." Lois said sternly. "Just hand the camera back."
"No!" He shouted.
"Stewie." Lois said as she tried to get the camera back. "Just give it back..."
Lois finally got the camera and gave it back to Emily.
"Here's your camera back." Lois said to Emily
"Thanks mom." She replied.
"Hey!" Stewie complained as Lois picked him up.
"Damn it! This isn't the end! I will get that camera!" Stewie yelled as Lois carried him upstairs.
Stewie tried to squirm free, but it was no use.
"So, Emily," Brian said as he came to sit on the couch with a can of beer. "How was your first day at school?"
He flipped the remote to turn on the TV. Emily sat down on the couch next to Brian.
"It was okay." She responded. "The first few days might be difficult, but I'm sure I'll get used to it."
"Good to hear." Brian said as he began to sip his beer.
The next day, at James Woods high, Connie walked into the school. Right after she opened the doors, every student in the hallway stared at Connie.
"Oh my god." One of the guys said. "Look at that face!"
"I never even seen a face like that!" A girl shouted.
Some of the kids ran away from Connie.
'What's wrong with my face?' Connie thought.
Connie ran to the girls' restroom and looked in the mirror to see that her face was covered with an ugly rash. Connie let out a scream that echoed through the whole school. As Meg and Emily were walking down the hallway, they heard the scream. They laughed and high fived each other knowing that they got Connie back.
"I just know that you and I are going to get along so well." Emily said to Meg.
Suddenly, they heard a door slam and stomping.
"MEG!" Connie roared with rage.
She marched angrily looking for Meg as she shoved some students out of her way.
"Where is she...?" She muttered to herself.
Meg and Emily quickly hid behind the wall.
"When I get my hands on here..." Connie murmured. "She'll be regretting the day she messes with Connie D'Amico..."
Just then, Principal Shepard walked into the hallway and saw Connie walking angrily.
"Good morning, Con- Oh my God! Connie! What happened to your face?!" Principal Shephard said.
"Meg... happened..." Connie answered as tears rolled down her race. "Thanks to her, I look like a blond Rocky Dennis!"
"Oh my God..." Meg whispered worriedly. "We'll get in so much trouble..."
"No, we won't. I've already been ahead." Emily said. "I called the super lieutenant."
"Don't worry, Connie" Principal Shepard reassured. "Once I call Meg to my office, I'll remind her that she must never get back at the popular because she needs to stay in her place."
"What's this I hear?" A voice questioned.
Principal Shephard nervously turned around to see the superintendent behind him.
"Superintendent?" Principal Shepard asked. "What brings you here?"
"I was told that you were discriminating those who you think are ugly." The superintendent answered sternly. "And I am not pleased."
"I'm the one who told him." Emily admitted as she and Meg came up to the superintendent.
"You?!" Connie said as she saw that it was Emily who called him.
"Superintendent..." Principal Shepard nervously said. "There's been a misunderstanding here..."
"I heard the whole conversation between you and this student." The superintendent explained. "Schools should not be a place where people like Connie act all superior because of their looks. People like Meg should be able to make friends and learn things. They should NOT be discriminated. All you've ever done is be a cheapskate and allowed bullying to go around."
"W-w-well... you see..." Principal Shepard stammered.
"I'm not in the mood to hear your pathetic excuses!" The superintendent snapped. "And for your actions, I've already decided what you two get as a punishment."
Principal Shepard and Connie D'Amico (Whose face is back to normal) were working at a tolerance camp.
"This is just unbelievable..." Principal Shepard uttered. "We're serving two months at a tolerance camp."
"Yeah, it's already been like a nightmare to me." Connie said. "This is all Meg and Emily's fault..."
Suddenly, Connie got whipped.
"OW!" She cried.
"Don't go blaming stuff on other people!" The counselor snapped. "It's your own fault!"
"THIS ISN'T OVER, MEG GRIFFIN!" Connie cried before getting whipped again.
"What did I say earlier, D'Amico?!"
"Sorry..." Connie said timidly.
The End
A/N: That was Episode 2 of Family Guy EG! Hope you liked this chapter! See you next chapter! Please review!