A/N: Hey everyone! Here's another chapter of Family Guy EG! Special thanks to Family Guy Fan writer 15 for helping with this chapter! I hope you like it! I do not own Family Guy or the OC, Emily Griffin. Emily Griffin belongs to Family Guy Fan writer 15. Enjoy!
Chapter 5: To Binge or Not to Binge
It was a lovely night in Quahog and the Griffins decided to go out to Olive Garden for dinner. They were dressed nicely. The family walked into the restaurant and a waiter walked up to them.
"How do you do?" The waiter said. "Table for seven?"
"Yes, that's right." Lois answered.
"Follow me." The waiter said before guiding the family to their seat.
The waiter stopped when he reached a large round table. The Griffins walked up to the table and sat down. The waiter gave them the menus.
"I will be back with your glasses of water." The waiter said.
"Thank you." Lois thanked.
"Wow, this place looks really nice." Emily commented.
Then, a waitress walked up to their table.
"Good evening. Welcome to Olive Garden. Would you like to start with any appetizers?" She asked.
"Sure," Peter said, "For appetizers, I'll take the mozzarella sticks?"
"Peter," Lois said sternly. "I told you before, we're not getting mozzarella sticks."
"Awwww..." Peter groaned. "But I want mozzarella sticks!"
"We're not getting any, and that's final!" Lois said in a raised tone.
"Damn it." Peter murmured.
"Well, in that case, are any of you ready to order?" The waitress asked.
"Peter and I will have the salad." Lois said.
"Ahhh... Not salad!" Peter whined.
"I'll take the lasagna." Emily said.
"I'll have the spaghetti." Meg said.
"I'll have the personal size pizza with everything meat." Brian said.
"Mac & cheese for me" Stewie said.
"And I'll have some tacos!" Chris said.
"I'm sorry, we don't have tacos." the waitress said.
"Oh, I understand, but I don't see how can that be a- Whaaaaaaat?!" Chris said in realization.
"Chris, just order something else!" Meg snapped.
"Okay, okay, geez..." Chris said as he looked at the menu. "I'll have what she's having."
"Ok. Your food will be ready soon." the waitress said before leaving.
"Chris, did you even know what she's having?" Brian asked.
"No, I didn't bother reading." Chris answered.
Brian rolled his eyes at Chris's cluelessness.
"I'll better go hit the restroom..." Brian said indignantly.
Brian went into the shared restroom for both men and women. He came up to the sink and washed his face.
"Why do they have to act immaturely...?" Brian said to himself.
He looked at himself in the mirror.
"There goes my chance for a first good impression..." He muttered.
"Is there something wrong?" asked a woman with brown hair tied up in a ponytail.
"Oh, hello..." Brian said, surprised. "I didn't know you were in here."
"It's alright. Hi, I'm Chelsea" She said.
"I'm Brian." He introduced as he shook Chelsea's hand.
"So what brings you here at Olive Garden?" Brian asked.
"Oh, I'm usually come here for some garlic bread and some salad with marinara." Chelsea answered
"Yeah, I mean..." Brian said as he tried to make a good impression. "Who doesn't like a good taste of marinara?"
Chelsea giggled.
"Hey, want to hang out with me this evening?" Chelsea asked.
"Really? I mean, sure." Brian said.
Chelsea wrote something on a piece of paper and handed to Brian.
"Here's my address." She said before leaving the restroom.
Just then, Emily came in with Stewie.
"There you are, Brian". Stewie said as Emily placed her brother on the changing table.
"Did Stewie have an accident?" Brian asked.
"He did." Emily answered as she helped Stewie out of his overalls.
"So, what's up with you, Brian?" Stewie asked.
"I just got a girl's address!" Brian shouted with gusto.
"Did you fall in love with another stranger?" Stewie asked as Emily pulled off the tapes.
"Actually, her name is Chelsea." Brian corrected.
"What's she like? Is she a dumb blonde like Jillian?" Stewie asked.
"No, she has brown hair and she's really nice." Brian said.
"Oh, one of those chicks..." Stewie said. "Hey, easy on the powder, will you?"
"Calm down, Stewie. I'm almost done." Emily assured.
"She gave me her address." Brian said. "Later tonight, I will be meeting her at 1221 Riverside Avenue."
"Good luck blowing yet another relationship." Stewie said.
"What do you mean?" Emily asked as she applied a fresh diaper on him.
"Brian has been on dates with plenty of other girls and pretty much all of them have failed." Stewie explained.
"Why's that?" Emily asked.
"Either he screws up with his words or he has sex with them too soon." Stewie answered. "Just like the last one with the ginger hair."
CUTAWAY
"So Becky, how did you like the steak?" Brian asked as they came back to the Griffins' house.
"It was delicious, Brian" Becky said sweetly.
"So," Brian said. "Does tomorrow sound good?"
"Why yes, Brian." Becky answered. "It does."
Suddenly, the yard's sprinkler system automatically turned on, causing Becky and Brian to get wet.
"Oh my god!" Becky screamed. "I'm melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!"
As she screamed, she melted into a puddle.
"Well, no wonder why you told me you're allergic to water." Brian said.
CUTAWAY ENDS
"Come on, Brian. I think our food's almost ready." Emily said as she and Stewie left the restroom.
"Coming!" Brian called back as he left the restroom as well.
We cut to an apartment building where Chelsea lives. Brian walks up to the building.
"This must be the place." Brian said as he walked up to the door.
He knocked on the door and waited for an answer.
"Hey, Brian" Chelsea said.
"Hey." Brian answered back.
"Ready for our first date?" She asked.
"You bet, Chelsea." Brian replied.
"So, what do you do for work?" Brian asked as they walked to find a place to eat.
"I work for a vegetation business." Chelsea said.
"What kind?" Brian asked.
"An organic kind." She responded.
"Wow." Brian said. "My family is also like that."
"That's cool." Chelsea said.
"So, where would you like to go?" Brian said.
"I'm thinking of someplace local." Chelsea said.
"Like where?" Brian asked.
"Like Whole Foods or Sprouts." She answered.
"Then that's where we'll go." Brian said.
They were shopping for dinner at Whole Foods.
"So what are you thinking for dinner, Chelsea?" Brian asked. "Pizza? Taco? Or maybe a burger?"
"A veggie burger sounds tasty." Chelsea said.
"A veggie burger? Are you saying that you're a-" Brian said.
"Vegan? Yes." Chelsea finished.
"So, what makes you a vegan?" Brian asked
"Oh, I just avoid eating any products with meat." Chelsea answered.
"How come?" Brian asked
"Because that kind of stuff comes from animals. Vegans don't eat animal products." Chelsea informed.
"Are you sure?" Brian asked.
"Of course I am." Chelsea answered "If I ate a dead animal, I would feel very guilty about it."
"Yeah..." Brian lied with concern. "I feel the same way..."
"Cool. So, are you ready to eat?" Chelsea said.
"I sure am." Brian said as he now decided to become a vegetarian.
"Well, isn't it sweet Jeffrey?" Bruce asked as they were having dinner together.
"I know, right?" Jeffrey answered back.
"And it's sweet like our cupcakes!" Bruce said excitedly.
"I know!" Jeffrey replied excitedly.
Statler and Waldorf sat at a table next to them.
"But I know what's certainly not sweet." Stantler said.
"And what do you suppose that is?" Waldorf asked.
"Rotten jokes from a certain bear!" Stantler replied.
The two elders both chuckled.
At the Griffin house, Peter and Lois were getting ready for bed.
"Why couldn't I have mozzarella sticks?" Peter pouted. "You gave them to the kids and not me?"
"Peter, quit whining and stop being over dramatic." Lois said. "Besides, it's for your own health. When was the last time you stand on the scale?"
"Scale? What scale? Are you referring to reptile scales?" Peter asked as he pulled out a few reptile scales out of his pocket and showed them to Lois.
"No." Lois said sternly. "I mean that flat device in the bathroom."
"Oh, you mean that thing?" Peter asked. "I thought it was used as a small dance floor for cats."
Lois groaned in frustration.
"We don't even have a cat!" She said.
"Oh..." Peter said in realization.
Peter walked into the bathroom and stood on the scale. Suddenly, the gears and springs popped out. Peter gasped and his eyes widened.
"I think our scale has lost some springs." Peter said.
"See what I mean, Peter?" Lois asked.
"No, I don't." Peter said. "I think it's old and worn out."
"No, it's because you're too fat! That's it, Peter. Starting tomorrow, you're going on a diet." Lois said sternly.
"Aw man..." Peter pouted. "This is more ridiculous then the time I went to New Jersey..."
CUTAWAY
Peter was walking around New Jersey.
"What a dull place." Peter said.
"Hey!" A New Jersey resident called out. "That guy doesn't like our state!"
"Get him!" Another resident shouted.
Peter ran down the street from the angry mob. As they were running, everything paused. "The moral of this cutaway is that you must never make fun of New Jersey, it'll only make your life worse. Plus, the writer's mother was from New Jersey." Peter said in a voice-over.
CUTAWAY ENDS
Downstairs in the living room, Stewie was watching TV. Then, Emily came in the living room.
"Ok, Stewie. Time for bed." Emily said.
"Already Emily?" Stewie complained. "I wasn't even done watching."
"Well, it is getting late. Now, come on." Emily said as she picked up Stewie and carried him upstairs to his room.
Just then, Brian walked into the house.
"Well, look who finally came back home." Emily said.
"So, how was your date, Brian?" Stewie asked teasingly.
"It was great. Chelsea's a really nice girl." Brian answered.
"Why, that sounds wonderful!" Emily exclaimed.
"Thanks." Brian said.
The next morning, the Griffins are having breakfast. Peter sat down at the table.
"So honey, what's for breakfast?" Peter asked. "Sausages? Bacon? Chocolate Chip and blueberry pancakes?"
"I made you something healthier than those foods." Lois said as she handed him scrambled eggs and oat cereal.
"Lois, what the hell is this?" Peter asked.
"It's eggs and cereal oats." Lois said. "That's what you're having for breakfast."
"You've got to be kidding me." Peter said.
"I'm not." Lois said sternly.
Peter took a spoonful of the oat cereal and slowly put the spoon into his mouth. Peter spat it out in disgust.
"Oh god!" Peter said.
"Oh for God's sake, Peter, it's not that bad! It's good for you! Just eat it!" Lois shouted.
"But it tastes boring!" Peter whined. "It tastes better when it's with cinnamon, chocolate, or even fruit."
"That's because it has no sugar. Which is good for you." Lois said.
"Oh come on!" Peter complained. "Could I at least have something sweet to make it taste better?"
"You could use real fruit." Emily suggested.
"Hey! Good idea, Emily." Peter said.
Peter added a few slices of strawberries into his cereal. He took a spoonful of the cereal and chewed it.
"So, how is it?" Meg asked.
"This tastes good with strawberries!" Peter said as he continued to eat the cereal. "But it's still not the same!"
"You're still going to have to eat it, Peter." Lois reminded. "And your eggs too."
"Ok..." Peter said sadly.
Peter took a bite of his scrambled eggs.
"There's too much pepper." Peter said.
"Peter, stop complaining! You're on a diet and it's going to keep going until you lose weight!" Lois said, annoyed.
"Awwww..." Peter groaned.
Just then, Brian walked in.
"Morning Brian." Lois said as she handed him eggs and bacon. "How was your date last night?"
"It was great." Brian answered. "By the way, could I trade the bacon for the toast?"
"Sure, why?" Lois asked.
"I am a vegan." He answered.
The whole family gasped. Emily felt petrified as she accidentally let go of her fork while she was eating.
"What did you say?" Lois asked.
"I'm a vegan now" Brian repeated.
"Brian." Meg said. "You can't be a vegan."
"Why not?" Brian asked. "Chelsea's a vegan, so I decided to be one."
"Brian, you're a dog! Dogs are carnivores. You need to eat meat in order to survive." Emily stated.
"Oh come on!" Brian said. "You're only saying that because you're jealous!"
"No, I'm saying that because we don't want you to see kill yourself by not eating meat." Emily said.
"Kill myself?" Brian asked. "I'm not killing myself. If I am killing myself, I would be eating chocolate right now."
"Brian, what we're trying to say, is that you won't go very far if you become a vegan." Lois said.
"You know what? I'm skipping breakfast." Brian said before leaving the house and getting into his Prius.
"He's doomed." Stewie said.
"This is definitely not going to end well for Brian." Meg said.
"Well, I better go to work." Peter said.
"Peter, before you go, take this." Lois said.
Lois gave him an egg salad sandwich.
"Lois, what is this?" Peter asked.
"It's an egg salad sandwich, for work." Lois said.
"Why?" Peter questioned.
"For your diet, Peter." Lois said. "Plus you needed protein and a lot of vegetables."
"Awwww..." Peter whined as he grabbed the sandwich.
"Quit complaining." Lois said. "It's for your own good until you lose weight."
We cut to the Pawtucket Brewery, where Peter is "working". It was almost time for lunch break.
"I can't believe this..." Peter muttered. "Egg salad sandwich... the most disgusting combination ever. Like pineapple on a pizza..."
Peter took a few bites of the sandwich. Peter kept chewing while knowing that it tasted disgusting to him.
"Why couldn't God have my favorite foods be healthy instead?" Peter asked.
CUTAWAY
God was relaxing on his chair reading a magazine. He looked at the readers.
"Don't look at me, I created what I like as healthy food." God said.
CUTAWAY ENDS
"Stupid diet...I wish there was an easier way to lose weight..." Peter muttered.
Just then, Peter had an idea.
"What if I get a journal?" Peter asked to himself.
"Yeah, I could write what I would eat on my diet, but I would actually be eating my favorite foods! Lois will never know!" Peter said. "Hehehehe... Clever me..."
Peter was driving to a fast food drive-thru.
"I'll have two quadruple cheese burgers and two large fries please." Peter said
"Alright. That will be $18.40." The drive-thru speaker said. Peter hands in the cash and parked in the parking lot..
"Aw, sweet. Now I can have a good lunch and Lois won't know!" Peter said.
He then writes down saying he had an egg salad sandwich.
"Hehehehe..." Peter laughed.
During this montage, the song "Hungry like the Wolf" by Duran Duran is playing in the background. Brian drove with Chelsea to a drive-in movie theater.
"So, what movie are we going to see?" Chelsea asked.
"Casablanca." Brian answered.
Once they arrived, they started making out in the car. Then, Fred Flintstone's car parked behind them as Dino popped his head through the roof and Fred and Wilma placed Pebbles and Bam Bam on top of Dino's head. Fred noticed Brian and Chelsea making out.
"Oh yabba-dabba no!" Fred exclaimed as he began to back up. "We ain't watching with the kids looking at THAT! Let's get out of here!"
The car turned around and took off.
Lois gives Peter a veggie burger. Peter acts like he accepts it and takes it while getting into the car. As he backed his car to the road, he tossed the veggie burger into the trash can and drove off. He entered a taco joint and ordered the all-meat tacos.
Brian and Chelsea were at a garden show, they were watching the contest on the largest fruit. The winner of the largest fruit is James with his giant Peach. Violet Beauregard and some Oompa-Loompas felt disappointed for winning second prize. The Oompa-Loompas rolled Violet away.
We cut to Peter having three boxes of Pepperoni pizzas, munching on the slices like a beaver.
Brian and Chelsea were running along the Rhode Island coast. Then, they lied down and rolled around while kissing each other. The waves washed over them as they kissed.
We cut to Peter in the Pac-Man maze eating the floating dots. Pac-Man, Blinky, and Pinky saw this.
"Aw, come on man!" Pac-Man said. "This is our maze!"
"He's not playing fair." Blinky said.
"I agree." Pinky added.
Back at Chelsea's apartment, Brian and Chelsea were in bed. Chelsea's hair is messy and Brian's fur is ruffled.
"Oh man Brian, you are fantastic." Chelsea said.
"So were you." Brian commented.
"Want to make out over some fruit salad?" Chelsea asked.
"Hell yeah..." Brian replied.
They started kissing each other.
We cut back to Spooner Street as the song ends. In the Griffin house, Stewie was playing a board game with Emily.
Stewie rolled the dice and got nine. He moved his guy nine places.
"Ok, my turn." Emily said, grabbing the dice.
Just then, Brian and Chelsea came in.
"Hey Stewie! Hey Emily!" Brian said.
"Hello, mister unhealthy vegan." Stewie said sternly.
"Stewie, Emily, this is Chelsea." Brian introduced.
"Charmed" Stewie said bluntly.
"So you must be the woman who got Brian into-" Emily started to say.
Before Emily could finish, Brian placed his paw over her mouth.
"Ixnay, Emily, ixnay." Brian quietly muttered to Emily.
Peter and Lois came downstairs.
"Brian, you're home. How was your date?" Lois asked.
"She's actually here." Brian said. "This is Chelsea."
"Oh, so you're Chelsea." Lois said. "Good to finally meet you. I'm Lois."
"Nice to meet you, Lois." Chelsea greeted as she shook hands with Lois.
"So tell me," Peter said. "If you're a vegetarian, how do you manage to get some protein?"
"Oh, I just eat low-fat and soy products." Chelsea answered.
I see..." Lois said as she thought of what to cook for Peter.
"Lois, you sure do have a cute son." Chelsea said as she picked up Stewie and held him in her arms.
"Oh please..." Stewie said. "Spare me the details..."
"That's my youngest son, Stewie." Lois said. "And over here is my daughter, Emily."
Emily waved at Chelsea.
Meg and Chris came downstairs.
"Mom, Meg won't let me use her cap for when I watch disgusting videos!" Chris whined.
"Chris, I told you before, my cap is not used for barfing." Meg argued.
"Stop arguing, you two." Lois said sternly. "We have a guest."
"We do?" Chris asked.
"Yes. This is Chelsea, Brian's girlfriend." Lois said.
"Well, how do you do?" Meg said as she shook Chelsea's hand. "I'm Meg, the eldest sibling."
"I'm Chris!" Chris introduced him excitedly.
"It's nice to meet you two." Chelsea said.
"And I'm Peter by the way." Peter introduced.
"Nice to meet you, Peter." Chelsea greeted.
Chelsea looked at her watch.
"Well, it was nice to meet you all, but I'd best be going home now. Same time tomorrow, Brian?" Chelsea said.
"You bet, babe." Brian replied.
Chelsea kissed Brian and left.
"So, Brian." Lois said.
"What?" Brian asked confusedly.
"How long are you going to keep up with your vegan charade?" Lois asked.
"Oh, it's not a charade. I am officially a vegan now." Brian declared.
"Brian," Stewie said. "You need the right calories to live, and they're from more than just vegetarian meals, you know."
"Oh Stewie, don't worry too much, I feel-" Brian started to say.
Before Brian could finish, he suddenly puked.
"Oh my God!" Lois cried.
"I'm still fine" Brian said in denial as he walked upstairs.
"His digestion is rejecting too much vegetation..." Emily said to Stewie. "I can obviously tell that's not a good sign."
"Indeed." Stewie agreed.
Three days later, the Griffins were having breakfast. Peter walks into the kitchen looking the same.
"Alright Lois," Peter said. "I'm off to work."
"Ok, Peter." Lois said.
As soon as Peter left, Lois turned to Emily.
"What's wrong, Mom?" Emily asked.
"I've been trying to get Peter to lose weight by putting him on a diet. But so far, he looks like he hasn't lost any weight at all." Lois explained.
"That is strange..." Emily said. "You don't suppose that's how he naturally looks, do you?"
"Well, he is looking a little bit fatter than usual." Lois noted.
"Okay, that is unusual..." Emily said. "Nobody gets fat on greens unless he ate way too much."
Lois froze as Emily's last five words echoed in her head.
"Oh my God..." Lois whispered.
"What?" Emily asked.
"I think Peter has been cheating on his diet." Lois stated.
"How can you be sure?" Emily asked.
"I don't know, but I'm going to find out." Lois said. "Could you watch Stewie for me?"
She left the house quickly.
"What's going on?" Stewie asked as he walked into the kitchen for breakfast.
"Mom left to check on something." Emily answered.
"What sort of something?" Stewie asked
"Something about Dad." Emily said. "But we need to do something to help Brian."
"I know what you mean, sis." Stewie said. "He hasn't got enough calories and he's losing fat."
Brian was already looking worse as he came to the kitchen. He's a little skinnier and he has dark circles under his eyes.
"Oh God, Brian! You look awful!" Stewie said as he saw Brian.
"More like healthy to the bone." Brian said.
"Look at yourself, Brian." Emily said. "You need iron and calcium. And I know that soy doesn't have any of that."
"I'm fine, and I'm going to continue to be fine." Brian said.
"No you're not, Brian." Stewie said. "Stop being in denial. You're in the worst condition then the Beast when he got rabies."
CUTAWAY
Beast saves Belle from a pack of wolves and one of them bit him in the arm. After the wolves left, Beast turned to Belle.
"Are you alright Belle?" The Beast asked.
"I'm fine, thank you. But I don't know about you..." Belle said with concern.
"What do you mean?" The Beast asked
"From the looks of some of the wolves, they seemed to act crazy." Belle replied.
"I'm sure it's no big deal..." The Beast said.
We cut to the Beast sitting on his chair but his mouth was foaming and his body was twitching.
"This is worse than I thought..." Lumiere whispered.
"The master's suffering." Cogsworth said. "What must we do?"
"I'm afraid he'll have to be put down." Belle said as she held up a rifle. Just then, Travis from 'Old Yeller' appeared.
"No, Belle." Travis said as he took the gun. "I'll do it."
He shot the Beast making Belle traumatized.
CUTAWAY ENDS
"That's it, Emily. The next date that Brian goes on with Chelsea, we're going too." Stewie stated.
"But Stewie," Emily said with concern. "If we go, he might see us."
"Not if we're dressed in disguise." Stewie said. "And I've got just the thing."
Meanwhile, Lois was running down the street.
'Peter must be around here somewhere.' She thought.
She spotted the station wagon parked in front of a doughnut shop.
"There you are, Peter." Lois whispered.
Lois went inside the doughnut shop to find that Peter was nowhere to be seen.
'That's weird. Peter isn't here, but the car is.' She thought.
"Excuse me." Lois said to the doughnut clerk. "I'm looking for a fat guy who wears glasses, a white shirt, and green pants. Is he here?"
"Nope," The clerk replied. "He just parked here and went across the street."
"Thank you." Lois thanked before leaving the donut shop and running across the street.
Across the street was a taco shop where Peter was inside ordering.
'Ah-ha! I've got you now, Peter!' Lois thought.
She came inside the taco shop holding two doors open like an outlaw coming into a bar.
Everyone turned their heads to look at her. Peter turned around and gasped.
"Peter Griffin!" Lois yelled sternly.
"Uh... hi Lois..." Peter said nervously.
"So, you've been cheating on your diet this whole time?!" Lois shouted in anger.
"What do you mean?" Peter asked nervously. "I was just ordering a vegetarian taco."
"Don't try to fool me. I know that you've been eating unhealthy food behind my back." Lois said.
"How could I?" He asked nervously as he held out his journal. "My journal says it otherwise..."
"Let me see that." Lois said as she grabbed the journal and opened it.
She looked inside and saw what Peter has been 'eating.'
"Veggie burger, vegetarian taco, vegetable pizza. Peter, do you really expect to believe this?" Lois said.
"Sure, I mean, why would I be lying?" Peter asked.
"Because I can see a fallen pepperoni that's been there for three days." Lois replied as she showed the obvious.
Peter looked at his journal and saw the pepperoni on the page.
"Oops..." He said sheepishly.
"I knew you were up to this." Lois said.
"Lois, I'm sorry. I just can't help myself when it comes to foods like these." Peter said.
"I'll forgive you when you REALLY order the vegetarian taco." Lois said sternly.
"OK." Peter said.
Peter turned to the cashier.
"I'll take the vegetarian taco." Peter said.
Then, Peter and Lois were sitting at a table as she watched him eat the taco.
"There," Lois said "That wasn't so bad now, was it?"
"I guess so." Peter said with a small smile.
"Now that's good." Lois said.
We cut to the same restaurant where Brian and Kate broke up. Emily and Stewie walk into the restaurant with their disguises.
"Name please?" The waiter asked.
"Umm... George and Martha Banks?" Stewie said nervously as he forced a smile.
"All right. Follow me." The waiter said as he motioned for Stewie and Emily to follow him.
The waiter guided them to their table, handed them menus, and left.
"Wow..." Stewie said amazed. "I didn't expect that we would pull it off with the Martha thing. Though it shouldn't make a difference with Superman and Batman."
CUTAWAY
We cut to the scene where Superman and Batman were fighting each other in that god awful 2016 film.
"What are you trying to fight me for?" Superman asked. "I was trying to save my mom Martha."
Batman stopped fighting Superman.
"Martha?" Batman asked. "Your mother's name is Martha?"
"Yeah, so?" Superman replied.
"My mother's name is Martha." Batman said.
"Is your mom's last name Kent?" Superman asked.
"No." Batman replied.
"That doesn't make a difference, does it?" Superman said.
"Guess not..." Batman said.
There was a five second pause and then they went back to fighting.
CUTAWAY ENDS
"Look," Emily said softly. "There's Brian."
They see Brian who is just two tables near them.
"My God." Stewie said. "He doesn't look so good..."
"Are you sure you're alright Brian?" Chelsea asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Brian said groggily.
Brian tried to take another bite of his vegan meal. Brain weakly got the broccoli into his mouth and weakly chewed before swallowing.
"Never better..." Brian croaked.
Suddenly, Brian collapsed. Chelsea gasped and got up from her seat.
"Brian?" Chelsea asked in concern. "Brian?"
Her yelling gets the customers' attention.
"Brian! Oh no." Chelsea said.
"Oh no." Stewie said.
"Oh no!" Emily said with worry.
"Oh no!" Bruce cried as he and Jeffrey were at the table next to them.
"Oh no!" Jeffrey cried.
"Oh no!" The waiter shrieked.
"OH YEAH!" The Kool-Aid guy called out as he burst through the wall.
Everyone in the restaurant stared at him. The Kool-Aid Man awkwardly stepped outside and ran off.
"This isn't good." Stewie said as he ran up to Brian. "Brian?! BRIAN?! Speak to me! I knew this was prone to happen if a dog didn't eat any meat!"
"We need to get him an ambulance!" Chelsea cried.
"He actually needs nutrition!" Stewie said.
"Does anyone have any meat?!" Emily called out.
"I do." Bruce answered as he got up with his plate of steak.
"Then I'll be needing that." Stewie said as he took the plate.
Emily leaned Brian against her. Stewie cut up the steak and put a piece into Brian's mouth. Stewie helped Brian chew and swallow while Emily stroked his throat downwards to help get it through. They repeated the same step twice.
"Brian? Can you hear me?" Stewie asked.
"Brian? Speak to me!" Emily said.
Brian's eyes slowly opened.
"Oh my God, he's waking up!" Stewie yelled.
"Brian. Thank God you're alright..." Emily said.
"Stewie...?" Brian asked weakly.
"Rest yourself, Brian." Emily said as Stewie put another bit of stake into Brian's mouth. Brian slowly chewed and swallowed.
"Emily?" Brian asked weakly. "What... are you... doing here?"
"We knew that you wouldn't survive as a vegetarian, so we tagged along. You passed out and if we didn't have any meat to feed you, you would've been dead. We were so worried about you, Brian..." Stewie said as a tear trickled down his cheek.
"Stewie..." Brian said weakly.
"Is this why you passed out?" Chelsea asked.
Brian turned and saw her.
"Yes Chelsea..." He said weakly. "I should've told you sooner, but... I'm a carnist…I'm so sorry..."
"I knew you had to be one." Chelsea said "I mean, you are a dog."
"Wait, you knew?" Brian asked confusedly.
"Of course I knew." Chelsea answered. "You tried bravely to be vegan and I was worried that you might get sick. And yet you lied to me, you lied saying you're alright when you weren't! In fact, I should be the one who's breaking up!"
Chelsea walked off angry.
"Chelsea..." Brian said concerned.
He wanted to go after her, but he was too weak to move. All he could do was to lean against Emily.
"Don't worry, Brian. We're here for you." Emily assured as she caressed Brian.
"Just eat up and get your strength back, Bri." Stewie said as he handed him another steak. "You enjoying your steak, Brian? Doesn't it taste delicious?"
Stewie's voice was getting higher pitched as he continued to ask.
"You need anything else with your steak? Like chicken wings or sausages? Or even a loaf of ham?"
Then, Stewie's high-pitch tone went back to normal.
"Yeah, you know we'll be ordering you some."
"We'll have the ham and turkey." Emily said placing an order.
"Thanks, guys." Brian muttered as he smiled weakly.
The next day, at the Griffin house, Lois served Brian the meat he needed to get his strength back.
"It's so nice to get back to your own roots, Brian." Lois said.
"Thanks, Lois. This whole situation has taught me a very valuable lesson." Brian declared.
"It's right to be a vegan." Brian said "But sometimes, you need the meat to get the right minerals for your system."
"That's right, Bri." Stewie agreed.
Peter walked into the kitchen.
"Hey guys?" Peter said. "Where's my dinner? I didn't ask for any pasta salad for dinner."
Peter noticed the meat that Brian was eating.
"Oh come on!" Peter exclaimed.
A/N: That was Episode 5 of Family Guy EG! Hope you liked this chapter! See you next chapter! Please review!