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'Thoughts'
"Talking"
Producing Pair
The next morning went as normal as usual, even with the fact that the two of them shared the same bed. It wasn't the first time. Now everyone was on lunch break, and it was Parker's week to make it for the two of them, so she made his favorite food. Ramen.
"Oh, Ramen. Bless me with your heavenly broth and enlighten me with your noodles." Naruto said in ritualistic prayer in the Janitor's clos- I mean, their office.
Simon, who was leaning against the wall and having a simple sandwich, shook his head at his friend's antics with a smirk on his face. This was pretty much a regular thing at the office. Naruto loved ramen, it was a simple fact. Especially when Parker made it.
"Come on, Naruto. It can't be that good. The way you treat that stuff, it must be the food of the gods or something." Simon teased.
Right after he said that, two chopsticks embedded themselves on either side of his head. Simon looked towards Naruto with a horrified expression. Naruto wasn't even looking in Simon's general direction, though his arm was stretched out in a throwing motion.
"Blasphemy, ramen is the food of the gods." Naruto said in a dark tone.
"Right, of course it is." Simon chuckled nervously, nodding his head.
This was the scene Parker was introduced to when she entered the office. She gave a sigh and rubbed her temples, already stressed by the end result of her job evaluation. Good news, they liked her work. Bad news, she did so good that the executives believed that she was overworked and gave her an intern. Why was that a bad thing? The intern was dumber than a bag of hammers. She actually thought that a shark tank in Blake's office (don't ask) was a pool and decided to go skinny dipping.
"Simon, what's the number one rule concerning Naruto and ramen?" She asked as if she were scolding a child.
"Don't diss the ramen." Simon replied while Naruto was giggling at his expense.
"And Naruto, what's the rule about people having doubts about ramen being 'The food of the gods'?" Parker questioned, turning her attention towards him.
Naruto looked like a kicked puppy as he stared at his lap. "Don't physically threaten people when they have doubts about ramen."
"Alright then. Now that that's taken care of," Parker began while walking over to him and sitting in his lap.
"Rub." She commanded, pointing to her back.
Naruto did as he was ordered and began rubbing away at the tense spots of her back, causing her to moan out in relief.
"So, what's causing so much stress today?" Naruto asked, taking the job of confidant as well as best friend and masseuse.
"It's this new intern that Blake just dumped on me because apparently, it seemed like I was overworked. I mean it would've been a nice gesture if it wasn't for the fact her IQ is so low it's not even funny! The only reason I can possibly think of why she was able to get the internship is because Blake is screwing her!" Parker ranted.
"Don't be dramatic Parker, I'm sure she's not that bad." Naruto reassured her as he began to work on her shoulders.
"She tried to swim in Blake's shark tank, Naruto. And the shark was in plain view."
"Dear god," Naruto stated with wide eyes, "Where is she now?"
"I sent her out to get the script for tomorrow. It was literally the simplest thing I had on my list to do."
A knock on the door gained the attention of the room's occupants.
"Speak of the devil, it's open!" Parker shouted.
The intern was the literal definition of a bombshell. She had long blonde hair and her eyes were a jade green. Her attire consisted of a tight red dress that barely covered her rear and perfectly showed off her *ahem* assets. She instantly had Simon drooling. Naruto's reaction was different though.
"Chicago?" He asked.
"Naru? Is that you? Oh my god! It's been so long!" The bombshell exclaimed, hugging the only other blonde in the room.
Naruto hugged her right back, missing the expressions of the other two people in the room. Simon grumbled about 'Stupid blondes' and 'not being able to get that kind of attention', while Parker was getting irritated with how long they were hugging.
'Who the hell does she think she is? Hugging my man like- whoa, what am I talking about?'
Parker separated the two blondes, standing in between them.
"So, I'm sensing some history between you two. Mind filling in the rest of us?" Parker asked, trying to not let her irritation show in her voice.
Naruto gained a shit eating grin as he wrapped an arm around Chicago.
"Parker, meet Chicago. She's my cousin."
Parker froze up for two reasons. First, she realized she had gotten jealous over Naruto hugging his cousin, and second, Naruto was actually friendly with one of his family members. That hasn't happened in a long time.
"Excuse me Chicago, do you mind if I borrow Naruto for a moment?" Parker asked, yanking Naruto out of the room before Chicago could answer.
"Umm, hi." Chicago said, acknowledging the only other person in the room now.
"Hey." Simon replied. In an attempt to appear cool, he leaned back into his chair, only to end up falling out of it.
In the Hallway
As soon as Parker deemed that they were far enough away from everyone, she began her interrogation.
"Why the hell are you being so nice to her? Have you forgotten what that family did too you?" Parker hissed. She was then taken back by the harsh glare that Naruto gave her. Naruto was the nicest guy one could meet. Him glaring at Parker of all people was about as rare as a unicorn who had the cure for cancer.
"You of all people should know Parker, I'll never forget." He stated in a cold tone while unconsciously bringing his hand up and rubbing the lines on his cheek.
Parker looked down and gave a sigh, collecting her thoughts. He was right, that was out of line for her to say.
"She is only my cousin by marriage, and even then, she didn't know what happened." Naruto explained, tilting her head up with his hand.
'I have a feeling that's not the only thing she doesn't know about.' Parker thought absentmindedly.
"Okay, as long as you don't have a problem with it." Parker agreed hesitantly. She didn't want him to be hurt by them again, not while she could have prevented it.
"Don't worry, everything is going to be fine." Naruto reassured her while winking, missing the blush Parker gained when he walked off.
It was then that Parker remembered something of absolute importance.
'Shit, the script!'
Naruto was in the office, typing up reports on Parker's computer since it was the only one in they had between the three of them. Suddenly, the door burst open and the computer's owner stormed into the room with Simon, ranting about her new intern.
"She has no experience, brains, or ambition. So far, the only credentials she's got are her blonde hair, long legs, and flawless skin. Not to mention she's the poster child for the 'all blondes are dumb' stereotype. No offense Naruto." She said apologetically to the cousin of their conversation's subject.
"Meh, she may be my cousin, but you can't fight fact. What you said Parker was pure, unadulterated fact." He replied while shuffling papers.
"You also forgot about her great butt." Simon stated, staring at Chicago as she bent over to pick something up in the hallway. "She'll be running the place in no time."
"Standing on thin ice, Simon. I still have chopsticks and I'm not afraid to use them." Naruto threatened. He even pulled out a pair of chopsticks to emphasize his point.
Simon chuckled nervously, quickly hiding behind Parker for protection. Parker didn't notice any of this it seems, for she began to speak again.
"But seriously, Simon. Do you think she's just another one of Bellamy's conquests?" Parker asked, disgusted at the thought.
"Parker, they're related." Simon deadpanned, finding it ridiculous that she would even think that.
"Actually, they're third cousins, so it would be legal." Naruto added, unintentionally ruining Simon's attempts to help Parker. "I mean, one of our presidents did it."
Parker growled in frustration and walked over to her desk, sitting beside Naruto.
"So that's all men care about? Not talent, not hard work, just T and A?" Parker questioned, cradling her face in her hands. Naruto wrapped an arm around Parker in an attempt to console her.
"Actually, it's just A. Boobs are just a frontal imitation of the behind." Simon explained. "Since the days of the Neanderthal, it's been big butts that men are attracted to. Why, Aphrodite was worshipped by the Greeks for her great heinie."
"And I suppose there weren't any gentleman among the Greeks." Parker asked desperately.
"Well, there was Achilles. I remember something about him having respect for all women, if that helps." Naruto suggested.
"No, but thank you. Anyway, this show is for modern women, not cavemen or Greek goddesses. It's about empowering women to be the best that they can be." Parker stated in finality.
"Oh really? Like today's first segment?" Simon asked, referring to the homeless woman that the show gave a makeover to. Unfortunately, she didn't get to enjoy it because soon after, she had to be sent to the hospital because of malnourishment.
"It had social relevance. We're helping women." Parker shot back.
"Right," Simon stated sarcastically. "Just like our commercial."
The very commercial they were talking about played on Parker's computer. It was for a store called the Booty Barn. Apparently, it was the place to go if you wanted a prosthetic butt. Naruto didn't understand the point of it, but that was because he already had a nice butt. At least, that's what Dee says. Speaking of Dee, she burst through the office after the commercial ended, trapping Simon behind it.
"PARKER! Get me one of those air butts!" Dee shouted as Naruto tried to free Simon, pulling on his arm with all his strength. "No, get me a whole box!"
As Dee was about to leave, she decided to give Parker a piece of advice. "You could use one too. You're not exactly gifted in that department either."
With that, she closed the door and left, inadvertently causing Naruto and Simon to fall to the ground.
"Man down." Naruto groaned in pain.
Parker just sighed.
It was night time in Parker's room and she was having the most peculiar dream.
In her mind.
In an ancient Greek city, Chicago was standing on a podium posing for Simon, who was painting her likeness on a canvas while Blake was watching in delight. All of them wore clothes from Ancient Greece. Chicago wore an elegant white dress, Simon was dressed in a simple tunic, and Blake had on the robes of an Emperor.
"So, how is my commission coming along?" Blake inquired.
"Wonderful sire, she is a perfect image of Aphrodite herself." Simon replied joyously.
Chicago yawned and asked, "I'm tired. Can't you just invent a photo copier? It's way faster."
Blake relented, clapping his hands while Chicago stepped off the podium.
"Slave girl, stand in her place." He ordered.
"Me?" A Parker dressed in nothing but rags exclaimed in surprise. Though Blake ignored her in favor of Chicago, taking her by the hand and guiding her away from the area.
"Come Aphrodite, we shall feast on figs and wine." Blake told her.
As soon as they were out of the way, Simon began to paint again, though Parker had her back to him.
"Turn around!" he ordered.
Parker did as she was told. Simon examined every inch of her, becoming disappointed when he found no inspiration from the woman in front of him.
"No sire, she won't do." He said to Blake in a low voice.
"Throw her in the pit then." He replied with boredom in his voice.
Parker screamed as Simon kicked her down into a dark abyss. When she landed, she realized that she could barely see in the hole. Though she could definitely hear the growls of a lion. It jumped from his hiding place and landed in front of her, ready to pounce. Parker closed her eyes, preparing for the end when suddenly, a sound of a blade entering stone entered the cavern.
When Parker opened her eyes, she was greeted to the sight of a spear embedded in the stone floor between her and the lion.
"Worry not, fair maiden. You will not be devoured this day." A voice from above shouted.
Parker looked up to see her savior, a man in Greek armor who was currently falling towards them with grace. He landed next to his spear, ready to face the dangerous beast that stood in front of him. Parker couldn't make out her hero's facial features, thanks to his helmet.
"Stand back, I will handle this." He whispered, grabbing the spear with his right hand and balancing it on his shield in his left.
The lion obviously knew who was the more dangerous and targeted him first. They circled each other, trying to find any weakness in the other. The lion attacked first, clawing at the warrior, but ended up being blocked by his shield. He thrusted his spear into the lion's shoulder, causing it to roar out in pain. He twisted the shaft, breaking off the spear tip in the ferocious feline. While the lion tried to pull out the piece of metal lodged in it's flesh, the warrior pulled out his short sword. With a cry, he leapt into the air and buried the sword deep into the lion's skull.
The only sounds that were present in the cavern was the heavy breathing of the warrior. Parker stood up and made her way towards him, wanting to thank him for saving her. He noticed this and turned in her direction. When she reached him, she noticed a familiar set of blue eyes peering through the eyes of his helmet.
"Are you safe, m'lady?" he asked, his voice full of concern. Parker blushed bright red. No one had ever called her that before.
"I'm fine thanks to you. Forgive me, but who are you?" she inquired.
A chuckle reached her ears as the warrior took off his helmet, revealing himself to be…
"Naruto!?" she exclaimed in surprise.
"At your service." The blond replied, taking her hand and kissing her knuckles. The cavern might as well of been lit with how much Parker was blushing.
Parker began to feel herself get closer to him, and he to her. Naruto wrapped his arms around her and leaned in. She didn't fight him, instead she did the exact same thing to him. Parker noticed how bright Naruto's eyes were, getting lost in the pools of deep blue.
'Parker.'
They were so mesmerizing, so perfect.
'Parker!'
Their lips were centimeters apart.
'PARKER!'
"WAHHHH!"
Outside the dream.
Parker's face immediately became intimate with the floor as she fell out of the bed. Massimo cringed when he saw the end result of him waking her up.
"Ooooooooo, sorry about that Parker. I just came to tell you breakfast is ready, I made it without dog food this time." He apologized, placing a plate of waffles in front of her fallen form.
"No, it's fine Massimo." Parker replied, fixing herself into a sitting position. "That looks delicious."
Before he could respond to her compliment, Naruto burst into the room wearing an apron and wielding a spatula around as if it were a weapon.
"What happened! I heard Parker scream! Did she not like the breakfast?"
"Whoa, Parker's okay. As for the breakfast, that's yet to be decided."
"Well hurry up. Just got a call from Dee, apparently we have a last minute celebrity guest and we need to be there ASAP."
On the Dee Show
Naruto, Parker, and everyone else were in the producer box while Dee introduced her next guest.
"He's ripped, sexy, and the straight to DVD movie star of the year, JOHNNY PANAMA!" Dee announced onstage.
Said actor was lowered onto the stage by the robot claw that they had. He was a buff, tan man wearing a pink collar shirt with brown slacks and dark brown loafers. The crowd cheered as the actor sat down and shared fake kisses with Dee.
"Welcome back to the show!" Dee exclaimed before not so subtly gesturing to her now rounder posterior. "So, do you notice anything different about me? Look closely."
Johnny gave no verbal response, instead he just snapped his fingers and clicked his tongue.
In the Producer Box
"Isn't that one of those fake butt things from the commercial?" Naruto whispered to Simon.
"Yep."
Back with Dee
"Sweet. Isn't it?" Dee asked before sitting down. That was the wrong thing for her to do, for a sound rang out through the entire studio. One that horrified Dee to the bottom of her core.
Pffffftttt
Dee's eyes instantly shot wide open, showing a large amount of shock and surprise.
In the Producer Box
"What just happened?" Parker asked urgently.
"I believe Dee just farted on live television." Simon replied.
"It wasn't me!" Dee protested through the headset.
"It's that stupid butt bra! Get me wardrobe! I'm gonna find out who did this if it's the last thing I do!" Parker ranted.
"Ohhhhhhhh," Chicago began, drawing everyone's attention. In her hand was the box that the 'butt bra' came in. "So that's what the manual ment by 'underfilling may result in whoopee cushion effect.' Neat."
"Go to commercial! Now!"
Later that night
Naruto, Parker, and Simon decided to go out for dinner after the disaster of the days show. They decided to eat at the new restaurant, Heinie's, that Parker talked about the other day. They didn't seem to have a rest from what happened at the show because it seemed to be already be in the paper.
"Letting Her Rip on The Dee Show: Daytime Cable Show Stinks Big Time." Simon read from the newspaper.
"All the good work that I do, and my intern just toots it away."
"Parker, it's not her fault. Knowing Dee, she probably forced Chicago to get her that air butt." Naruto retorted.
If Parker heard him, she didn't show it. She continued her rant, standing up out of her seat.
"Well I am not standing for it anymore! The world is not all about having a nice ass!" She shouted, gaining the attention of a nearby waitress.
"So what are you doing here then?" The waitress asked.
"I just came for the burgers. Okay? They're really tasty."
"Same here." Naruto chimed in.
The waitress turned to him and examined him like a piece of meat. Parker narrowed her eyes at the waitress. A feeling of protectiveness washed over her as the server undressed him with her eyes.
"Why don't you come to the back sometime and I can show you the…special buns that we have for those burgers, handsome?" She purred.
Parker pretty much had had it at that point. With having to deal with Chicago and the sudden jealousy that arose from Naruto being flirted with caused her to explode.
"That's it, I'm talking with Blake tomorrow! Naruto, Simon, we're leaving." She shouted, pulling both of them by the collars.
"But we never got our food!" Both shouted at the same time.
In Blake's Office
The British blond was up on a ladder sprinkling fish food into his shark tank.
"Now, now. Just a little bit today Charlie. I need you nice and hungry for your big debut." Blake chided.
The door to his office slammed open, causing Blake's ladder to shake and stagger, causing him to drop the fish feed into the tank, to which the shark gratefully munched on. Parker stomped past the door, steps clearly audible.
"Blake, you and I need to talk!" She yelled.
"O-Oh, Parker what can I-"
"Blake, I have worked my ass off to make sure that The Dee Show remains in the top ten in ratings. I mean who do you think gives Dee her happy pill in the morning?"
Dee was sitting on her bed wearing a white bathrobe with a facial mask and cucumber slices while chanting a mantra. She never noticed Naruto and Parker sneaking up behind her.
"Why do I have to do this again?" Naruto asked.
"Because it makes it 100 times easier for me." Parker responded.
Naruto just sighed and removed his button up, handed to Parker before moving to the other side of the room. Dee repeated her mantra for about the 300th time before getting interrupted.
"Dee, look! Naruto's shirtless!"
The hostess fell for the ploy, turning her head to see exactly what she was told. Naruto was standing there awkwardly waving.
Dee gaped at the sight, and that was exactly what Parker needed. She loaded the pill into the slingshot she brought with her, took aim, and fired.
The sound of Dee gagging signified that Parker had scored a bullseye.
"Oh my," Blake began, he could see how dangerous the mail got even from his office.
"Hell, I even open her fan mail!"
Parker was in the producer box, controlling the studio's claw to rise. Between the claw's pincers was a single letter. With a flick of a switch, the claw began tearing into the paper. It wasn't even a single second later that the envelope detonated, leaving the studio a mess and Parker covered in soot.
"All of that hard work trumped by what? You and her sharing the same genes or her being some bed warmer? Or is it some sort of twisted revenge for what happened all those years ago? If that's the case, you can go fu-"
"PARKER!" a voice from behind her yelled.
The woman in question turned around quickly to see Naruto standing behind her with his arms crossed. She recoiled when she saw the look he was giving her.
"Naruto, dear cousin, how good it is to see you again!" Blake exclaimed rather nervously.
"Blake." Naruto regarded him curtly before turning back to Parker.
"You and me need to talk."
"Actually, cousin. That won't be necessary." Blake stated as he descended the ladder. "Parker has made a few excellent points that need to be addressed. First, she is in fact right, Bellamy Broadcasting has been neglecting to acknowledge the efforts of one Parker Kovac. To repay her efforts, I hereby announce that she will receive full producer credit from now on."
"Really?!" Parker exclaimed in surprise, all anger from her rant now gone.
"And Secondly, the reason I hired Chicago, well…" Naruto decided to save his cousin the embarrassment of telling him.
Naruto leaned and whispered into her ear, missing her initial shiver of pleasure. It was short lived, for her eyes opened wide and her mouth opened in shock. She shook herself out of her stupor when he was done and said only one thing'.
"She did what with a whale?"
Bellamy Broadcasting-Hallway
Parker had just finished placing the Producer label over the janitor closet's window. A sense of accomplishment filled her soul.
"Well done, Parker." Dee said as she walked by.
"Thanks Dee!" She responded cheerfully.
"Just don't let your ass go to your head." She added as she walked away. Simon quickly took Dee's spot next to Parker.
"So, Blake Bellamy isn't as bad as you thought, huh?"
"Yeah, after today, I'm convinced that him and his family are only 99% evil." Parker replied.
Chicago walked up next to Simon carrying clothes on a hangar in one hand and a coffee cup in the other.
"Here's your dry cleaning," She said handing Parker the clothes, "And your low fat, non dairy cappuccino."
"Wait, you made this?" Parker asked, taking the offered cup.
"I delegated." She said, gesturing to a guy wearing punk clothes, pushing the mail cart.
"You said it was important right?" Chicago asked while she walked away.
"Perfect, my intern has her own intern." Parker stated.
"So, want to go celebrate your promotion?" Simon asked, remindin0g Parker that he was still there.
"No thanks, I've got plans."
At Parker's house
All around Parker's apartment, decorations laid, ready for celebration. Music played from their radio. Parker was sitting at her dining table, sipping wine, while the three men in her life were preparing a feast. Well, attempting to. If they could stop arguing over what to make.
"I'm telling you! We should do the ribs first because they'll take the longest!" She could hear Massimo say.
"No way! You'll eat all of them before they even leave the oven! We need to do fish!" Kurama replied.
"I still don't understand why we can't make Insta-Ramen."
"FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!" she heard Massimo and Kurama yell at the same time.
"Jerks." Naruto muttered, moving over to sit across from Parker.
"Aw, poor baby sad that he can't get any ramen?" Parker teased, patting his head.
"Keep talking like that and you won't get any more back rubs."
Parker laughed nervously and said nothing else. After that, a particular song played on the radio.
Play Time in a Bottle by Jim Croce
If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you
"Oh, I love this song!" Parker exclaimed, swaying her head from side to side.
"Then may I have this dance, milady?" he asked, holding out his hand to her.
Parker blushed, remembering her dream from the other night, and took his hand.
If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure and then,
Again, I would spend them with you
Parker pressed herself against him and laid her head on his chest. Naruto rested his head on hers and wrapped his arms around her lower park. They slowly began to turn in circles, following the rhythm of the song.
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go
Through time with
Neither had noticed that Kurama and Massimo had stopped arguing and were watching with heartfelt smiles on their faces.
"Ah, young love." Massimo sighed, before getting smacked in the back of the head by Kurama's tail.
"Hush, don't ruin the moment."
If I had a box just for wishes
And dreams that had never come true
The box…
Naruto and Parker continued to dance into the night, lost in each other's embrace.
Finally I am done with chapter 2! I'm finally going to be updating my stories now that summer is here. Remember to review, and now I'm going to pass out after publishing this because it is after midnight.