"Are you suggesting spontaneity?"

"I-I guess, yeah."

"So, now that we're married, sex can occur at any time? Like, we can be brushing our teeth, and suddenly your minty-fresh tongue is in my mouth? No, thank you."


Someone asked in which episode Sheldon mentioned about the tongue thing but since they're commented as guest, I couldn't reply it. So, here's my answer: Season 12 Episode 01 The Conjugal Configuration. Noticed that Sheldon said "Like, we can be brushing out teeth, and suddenly your minty-fresh tongue is in my mouth?", which is also quoted in the description of this story. Although maybe I just overthink things. LOL.

Anyway, here's the second chapter.

Happy reading!


"So, are you guys ready for a couple of hours of fun? And by fun, I mean Fortnite," asked Sheldon excitedly. The guys had agreed to play Fortnite in teams that evening. He had been urging the other guys to make the time dedicated to playing games like they used to do. It was getting harder for them to do that lately, especially now with Raj planning the wedding, Howard with his two children, his and Amy's research on asymmetry, and Leonard and his… to be honest, Sheldon was not sure what Leonard was doing lately. He did not mind though. At least Leonard was there when he and Amy were crushed because some Russian scientist disapproved their theory, he was also there and supported them when they decided to continue the asymmetry research with the different approach.

"Yes!" The other guys cheered in unison. They had prepared everything, and by everything, they meant they had asked permission from their significant others.

They set their computers ready and was about to start when a ping was heard from Sheldon's phone. He read the incoming message and suddenly looked weird.

"What's wrong?" asked Leonard.

"Nothing, it's just Amy," he replied, trying to hold back the twitch on his face. Shortly after, another ping was heard. He quickly read another incoming message and looked agitated. "I'm sorry, gentlemen. But I have to go home now," he said, turning off his laptop immediately.

"What's wrong? Is Amy okay?" asked Raj worriedly.

"She's fine. She's just informed me that she is reading a paper on atomic spectroscopy at the moment," replied Sheldon.

"But why would you need to go home just because of that? We're about to start playing. You reminded us so many times about this," said Howard. Although, he actually did not really mind with Sheldon leaving. He could not stop thinking about Bernadette and the kids. Funny how he felt like he could use a break when he was at home, but his mind could not stop thinking about them when he was away. Sheldon leaving meant that they could go home early and he could be home with his family sooner.

"Come on, Howard. You're married, you'll understand," replied Sheldon, raising his eyebrows knowingly. When Howard's flat face did not change, Sheldon sighed. "She's clearly seducing me."

"Umm, but she's just telling you that she's reading some science paper," said Howard.

"Exactly!" Sheldon cried.

"Okay, I don't get it. Leonard, what is he talking about?" asked Howard to Leonard, frowning at Sheldon.

Unfortunately, Leonard did understand. "It's like sexting in their little world," he explained.

"Ah, it makes sense." Howard nodded.

"You mean you never sexting with your wife?" asked Sheldon to Howard. "I understand if Leonard and Penny don't do it, I mean it's Penny, who are we kidding," said Sheldon. His comment earned a protest from Leonard which he ignored. "But you and Bernadette are both scientists, although you're only an engineer. You really never have a sexy talk? You should do it, it will spice things up in the bedroom," he continued.

"Oh, trust me, we have," said Howard, glaring at nothing creepily while he looked back to the roleplay he did with his wife. "Although, we definitely have a different meaning on sexy talk."

"What is sexier than science?" asked Sheldon. He did not understand what else could be sexier than science. Science fiction was sexy, but it had the word science in it, so his point remained. Amy was sexy, but she was almost as super smart as him and spoke his language which was science. The point still remained.

"I can give you a list," replied Howard, looked creepy again.

"Or you don't and we let Sheldon go home and not talking about this," Leonard suggested. The conversation had turned weird. He did not really want to spend the evening listening to Howard and Sheldon talking about sex. It was only recently when he was completely okay acknowledging that Sheldon was a sexual creature, and it still made him felt uneasy. Although he understood the definition of Sheldon and Amy's sexy talk, that was the kind of things they did behind the closed door. Especially since Sheldon found intelligence sexy. Come to think of it, maybe Leonard did too. That brought him back to the memory when Penny played the nerd on the bed. He took a mental note to ask Penny wear that thick glasses again sometimes.

"Very well. Rain check?" Sheldon told the guys.

"Wait, I thought you have schedules for sex? Suddenly you're breaking rules now that you're married," asked Raj suddenly. He was the only one who minded Sheldon leaving. Anu had to work so he was all alone. But he thought maybe he could go to Howard's later to kill the time until he was tired and it was time to go home.

"I'm not breaking the rules, I'm simply adapting to changes. Besides, it's my job as a husband to cater my wife's needs," replied Sheldon defensively.

"Oh, what a sacrifice you have made, Sheldon!" Howard commented mockingly. "Do you want us to help to make excuses for Amy?" he asked innocently.

"Howard, that's enough." Leonard knew that Howard was teasing Sheldon although the man in question might not realize it. "It's okay, Sheldon, you can leave. We'll just do this some other time."

"Thank you for understanding, Leonard. And Howard, it's not a sacrifice. I very much enjoy coital activities with Amy as well, which were always very satisfying. For both of us. And I know because it was my name she screamed when she reached orgasms and she never pretended. And we do that for hours!" Sheldon wondered if he shared too much. Amy had taught him about boundaries and warned him that people were nosy but there were things they did not need to know. But he knew that Howard was teasing him and he did not like it, so he shook the guilt away. "Anyway, have a good night, gentlemen," said Sheldon, quickly getting up and taking his laptop with him. "I know I'll have one," he muttered under his breath as he closed the apartment's door.

"While I think it's pretty romantic of Sheldon to change his schedules for Amy, I can't help but feeling that he's bragging about his sex life," Raj commented when Sheldon's gone. The guys nodded in agreement. "Well, shall we continue without him?" asked Raj.

"Yes. And I suggest we turn up the volume," replied Leonard. "He wasn't kidding when he said Amy screams his name when they have sex. And trust me, it's not something you want to hear."


About an hour later, Howard and Raj were exchanging goodbyes to Leonard in front of 4A as it was getting late. Despite Howard's initial thought on his wife and children, it disappeared quickly as they started playing and he soon engrossed in the game. Suddenly, they heard weird noises and squeals from the apartment next door.

"Oh, Amy, you Vixen. Read this part to me again."

"With pleasure, Doctor Cooper."

"Oh, little lady, say that again and I'll teach you about pleasure."

Amy's giggles heard through the hallway which later followed by what seemed like a moan. Their eyes widened at the realization about what happened inside.

"Wow, Sheldon wasn't kidding when he said they do that for hours," said Raj.

"Maybe he is really a robot," replied Howard in horror. "Anyway, good luck!" He tapped Leonard's shoulder and quickly running down the stairs with Raj following close behind him.


What Sheldon did not tell his friends was what Amy actually said on her text.

How's the boys' night so far? I'm reading this atomic spectroscopy paper you brought home. Guess what I'm wearing while reading it. — Amy

The wedding ring ;) — Amy

Amy informing him she was reading that paper could make his mind distracted and he would not be able to focus on the game the entire evening. He still would not be able to focus on the game if Amy did not send the following text since he would be wondering what she was wearing the whole evening—he needed closure. She told him to guess, but he was not good at guessing, especially about one's garments, even if it was Amy's. So, her following up text was a bless and a curse. On the one hand, he got his answer. But on the other hand, it made him want to go home immediately. Maybe it was not that bad though, the guys did not seem to mind anyway. And the image of Amy wore nothing but the wedding ring, reading an atomic spectroscopy paper, appeared on his mind right away. His eidetic memory did not fail to imagine the perfect curve of her body. He knew he could not survive the night. He gave the guys a poor excuse about his wife's needs, but deep down, he knew he needed her to attend to his needs as well.

Sheldon took a deep breath as he opened his apartment door. He entered quickly and closed the door to block the view from the outside in case she was on the couch. Fortunately, the living room was empty, which, surprisingly, he found rather disappointing as well. He was really that impatient to see her. He walked quietly to the bedroom and leaned on the opened door.

The most magnificent view greeted her. Amy, sitting on their bed, reading a science paper. Her body was covered with the blanket until under her chin. Her brows were frowning and she seemed to focus on her reading.

"I thought you said you're only wearing your wedding ring," said Sheldon, breaking the silence.

She averted her gaze and noticed he was home. She was too absorbed in the paper while waiting for him. "I am." She lowered the blanket a little to show just enough of her bare shoulders.

"That's cheating. I recall you didn't mention anything about the blanket." Sheldon walked to the edge of the bed, and slowly pull the blanket down, revealing what was underneath.

The blanket crept down her body slowly. Amy gasped when it reached her breasts and lightly grazed her sensitive nipples, which with the combination of full exposure to the cold air, went hard instantly.

It was Sheldon's turn to gasp. He stopped midway with the blanket on her stomach. It took so much of his self-control to not take her right there and then. Amy just looked at him, her breath became rapid. Sheldon continued to pull down the blanket, presenting him with a fully naked Amy Farrah Fowler. He had seen her naked many times, but he would never get tired of it. He took in the view and stored it in his memory.

Sheldon put the blanket aside. "Read it to me, Amy," he told her.

"Uh, what?" She looked confused.

"Read the paper," he repeated.

"Um, okay." Still naked on the bed, Amy read it aloud. However, she stopped when she saw that Sheldon was taking off his t-shirt.

"Did I tell you to stop?" he asked sternly.

Amy gulped. The dominance in Sheldon's words and actions was somehow turned her on. She continued to read and tried her best to keep her voice steady. She stole glances at Sheldon stripping in front of her and she could feel his eyes on her the whole time. He did it slowly and carefully folded the discarded clothes each time.

However, Amy could not help to pause her reading and watch him escaping from his trousers. She noticed that that activity was also affecting him—proved by the bulge in his pants. Finally, he peeled his last barrier slowly, making sure his wife enjoyed the show. Amy placed her hand on her mouth to hold back the 'hoo' that almost escaped when his erection sprang free. Now they were both naked, looking at one another with dilated eyes.

"Keep reading, Amy," said Sheldon.

In other times, Amy would be annoyed when he told him to do things. But not right now. Not when he was crawling towards her from the edge of the bed. Amy started reading again, but she found her voice was quivering when Sheldon lightly brush her feet.

"Louder," he ordered.

Amy did as she was told. Even when Sheldon parted her legs apart and settled himself between them. Even when Sheldon placed soft kisses across her inner thighs. Suddenly, he looked up and said, "I want you to keep reading. Can you do that?"

When she nodded and continued reading, Sheldon kissed her womanhood.

His tongue explored her folds, and her voice trembled. She almost gave in reading when he mumbled, "Don't stop reading, Amy," with his lips still attached to her sensitive spot. The vibration of his mumble sent shivers to her whole body. Still, she tried reading and failing as her words kept being interrupted with the moans that were trying to escape. She lost it completely when Sheldon inserted his finger to her core, massaging her. He added another digit and found the nub that always made her go wild.

There was no way she could continue reading, she even had a hard time to breathe—in a good way. She thought she would explode. So, she begged. "Sheldon… please," she only managed to say.

Fortunately, Sheldon understood. He intensified his ministration, greedily lapping the juices that were flowing out of her while his fingers still kneading her. "Let go, Amy," he mumbled.

His words sent her to oblivion instantly. She must had screamed his name aloud, although she did not notice it—not that she cared anyway. Neighbors be damned. When she slowly came down, she felt Sheldon's hands were pressing her hips—which meant she was shaking so hard he had to keep her in place. When she finally opened her eyes, she looked at him and he was staring at her intensely. She suddenly felt shy, especially when she realized that the paper was crumpled in her hand.

"You're so beautiful," he said, caressing her hips.

At that moment, Amy felt so loved by him. She grabbed his hand and pulled him up, then kissed his lips hard—the lips that were on her private part not long ago. That fact did not disgust her, she could taste herself on his lips and it excited her. However, Sheldon detached himself from her.

"Amy, I just kissed your…."

"I don't care." She crashed her lips on his again. Their tongues were dancing around each other until Amy moved to his neck.

"Look what you've done to it. You deserve to be punished," said Sheldon, panting. He pulled her to his chest and squeezed her bottom. "And to distract me with your beautiful mind and body when I clearly said I would spend the evening with the guys."

"I was just fooling around. I did not expect you'll come home immediately," she replied apologetically.

"But you were naked?"

Amy shrugged. "Just a wishful thinking."

"Well, the point remains. You need to be punished."

She looked at him in the eye and said hoarsely, "You're right. I've been a very very bad girl."

Sheldon detached himself from her and sat up, leaning on the headboard. He patted his thighs. Amy gulped and switch to bend over his lap.

He nodded when she was on all fours before him. "Now, are you sorry for what you have done, Doctor Fowler?"

"I am, Doctor Cooper." She gasped when his hand rubbing her naked behind.

"Sorry will not release you from punishment, Doctor Fowler."

Smack.

Amy groaned when the first slap hit her. She loved it.

"You need to learn from this," he said.

Smack.

"For every action."

Smack.

"There is an equal."

Smack.

"And opposite."

Smack.

"Reaction."

Smack.

"Do you understand?"

Smack.

Amy was too busy moaning to answer him.

Smack.

"Do you understand?"

Smack.

"Y-yes," she replied meekly.

Smack.

"Yes what?"

"Yes, Doctor Cooper," she replied a little louder. "Please, Sheldon," she only managed to say. Sheldon was not hurting her at all. His spanks were not hard not to cause her any pain, but they were enough to send her to heaven. It looked like she was not the only one who was affected by their activity, Amy could feel his erection on her stomach and she rubbed it around with her stomach.

Sheldon groaned and caressed her behind tenderly before carefully laying her on the bed and placing himself on top of her.

"Oh, Amy, you Vixen." Sheldon grabbed the crumpled paper abandoned on the bed and scanned the opened page. "Read that part to me again."

She took it. "With pleasure, Doctor Cooper."

"Oh, little lady, say that again and I'll teach you about pleasure."

Amy giggled, although it did not last long as Sheldon's mouth was suddenly on her pert breast. She moaned and the paper soon was forgotten. Sheldon knew how sensitive her nipples were and he took advantage of it. His tongue was messaging one of her peaks and his palm was kneading and fondling the other. Before she knew it, she was rubbing herself on his thigh. The sensation was almost too much, but she stopped herself.

"Sheldon, I need you," she panted.

Sheldon got the clue and adjusted his position. His manhood was on her opening, ready to invade her. He slowly inserted himself into her not to hurt her. However, Amy was not as patient as he was, she squeezed down his bottom to enter her fully. Both moaned at the sensation, both thought they would never get tired at it.

Sheldon had been patient enough the whole time, he could not hold himself any longer. His thrust was quick and hard. He was afraid to crush her for a moment, but her hands were still squeezing his behind and she thrust herself meeting him in the middle—assuring him that he was not hurting her. It was easy for Amy to build herself to another orgasm.

Sheldon, knowing her body, kept his pace until he felt her wall clenched. He felt her core milking him and then he let go. Sheldon pressed his face to her neck, trying to stifle his groan which failed terribly. Amy was not doing any better, she was screaming his name and scratched his back. By now, he was sure if the guys were still next door, they would hear them. Not that he cared, in fact, he was kind of proud.

Sheldon waited a moment before rolling off of her and laid beside her. Still panting, he pulled her to him so that they were chest to chest, harmonizing their beating hearts.

"I love you," he said, kissing her forehead.

"I love you," she replied, placing a soft kiss on his chest. It was a nonsexual action, but it was very intimate to him. "I might need to get some water. I almost read the entire paper for you," she added.

Only then did he realize that her voice was hoarse. "Want me to get it for you?" He felt guilty, after all, he was the one who told her to do so.

"No, no." Amy was too comfortable to move. "I'll do it later," she replied. Truth to be told, she was not sure if she would be able to stand straight and walk to the kitchen after the things she just experienced.

"Okay."

Their breath became slower and steady, yet none of them was sleeping. "I like this," Sheldon said.

"Snuggling?" she asked.

"No. Well, yes. But that's not what I meant," he replied. "I love hearing you read that paper while I performed cunnilingus. I got new information about science while pleasuring you, two birds, one stone."

"Really? You could still pay attention to what I said the whole time?" she asked, looking up at him.

"Amy, I'm a great multitasker," he replied smugly. "You know I can sexually stimulate you in two ways at the same time."

Amy only nodded in agreement. Sheldon surely could.


That's it, guys.

The original plan was to have the story in two chapters only. However, I was over thinking about Shamy and stuff as usual when I came up with another idea for what might be another chapter—if I get the time and mood to really working on it. In the meantime, consider this story is finished, I don't want to disappoint anyone by expecting too much. LOL.

Thank you for reading! Have a great day. Some kind words would be lovely :)