The length of these is really going to depend on the character. This one is a bit longer then the others.
Robin glared at Virion, who was seated across from him.
"Is there something wrong, my good tactician?" Virion asked.
"...I'm thinking about letting you go." Robin replied.
"What?!" Virion exclaimed. "Do explain, old friend!"
"I'm a bit conflicted about it, though." Robin said. "On one hand, you are extremely skilled. I could send you against a squad of soldiers, riders, Risen, all by yourself. You could shoot an arrow into the air and kill all of them in one shot. Just like Legolas…" He muttered.
"Who?" Virion asked.
Robin ignored him. "On the other hand, you are a huge asshole."
"I beg you pardon?!" Viron exclaimed. "Please enlighten me on this most poorly based judgment on my character!"
"See, it's shit like that that makes you look like an asshole." Robin said. "That sentence could have been much shorter than it actually was. Also, I've decided to fire you. Not on the fence about it anymore."
"But-But I am Duke Virion! The Greatest Archer who ever lived! Swooner of Women from different sides of the world! The most marvelous thing to ever set foot upon the face of the planet!"
"Still making yourself sound like an asshole." Robin commented. "I mean, I know you're skilled, and you can prove most of the claims you make, although I can't speak for the swooning thing." He paused. "Actually, in my opinion, most of the other male Shepherds would kick your ass in picking up women. Hell, even Inigo could, if he flaunted around more of that inner tragic hero stuff he has all bottled up."
"But...But…" Virion stuttered.
"Also, aren't you a duke? What are you even still doing here? Go back to Roxanna or wherever you come from!"
"Rosanne." Virion corrected.
"I really don't give a crap. I mean, I know the people there kinda hate you because you are an asshole who is kinda full of himself."
"But I did it to protect them!" Virion exclaimed.
"If you just told people that, I'm positive you would be swimming in pussy. I've always found it pretty ironic how the people who claim to be ladykillers never use the attributes they have that could pick up women to pick up women, and instead insist on use foppish personas to pick women up. Kinda like Bruce Wayne…" He stared intently at Virion. "Are you Batman?"
"Who is Batman?" Virion asked.
"No, wait. Gerome is Batman." Robin said, shaking his head. "Now, get out of here. You have people to take care of. Or ignore. Or bang." Robin paused as Virion began to walk out the door. "Wait. I've never seen you and Gerome in the same place. Are you Gerome?"
Virion was already gone.
"Fine. You can be Green Arrow!" Robin shouted after the duke. "Like Batman, but not nearly as cool. Also, he's kinda a dick. This is actually a really good comparison. I'm surprised that I didn't think of it before."
I don't know why Robin is talking about superheros. Just suspend your disbelief for the sake of comedy.
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