I should mention now, I'm basing all the pairings off of my first play through of the game. That also applies to recruits. I am going to include some of the recruits I didn't get, but I'm also going to cut the ones I didn't. They are still gonna have chapters. You'll see.

Robin looked at Stahl, who was sitting across from him, smiling.

"What seems to be the problem, Robin?" Stahl asked.

"I'm letting you go." Robin replied.

"Huh." Stahl frowned at the tactician. "Why?"

Robin looked at him. "You seem to be taking it pretty well."

"Well, you might have a good reason." Stahl replied.

"Alright." Robin said. "It's just that, as Shepherds, we should aim to be more than ordinary. Like our namesake, Commander Shepherd."

"I...I don't think we were named after a Commander, Robin." Stahl said.

"I know that!" Robin exclaimed. "That's one of your problems! You're just too...ordinary! Too plain! This conversation isn't as interesting as other ones! Frederick was nearly twerking at this point!"

"W-What?" Stahl stuttered.

"Look, you know that you are pretty ordinary. We have far more interesting people on the team then you. You don't compare to the dragons or wizards or people who can turn into dragons."

"Wait, have you only been firing people who don't have magical powers?" Stahl asked. "You're the guys in charge of making all our strategies. Are you unaware of the weapon triangle?"

"It's stuff like that that makes you seem so boring!" Robin exclaimed. "I mean, what the hell is a weapon triangle? It sounds pretty stupid! You wanna know what my weapon triangle is?" He counted it off. "Dragon, bunny…" He looked at the third finger. "...Uh...Badass magic! The three-way of death! Nothing can beat my strategic mind! I AM A MASTER TACTICIAN!"

Robin stood on his desk as he shouted this proclamation. Stahl stared at him, an awkward silence filling the air.

"...Actually, I think I might ask to resign from my duties." Stahl said. "I don't really trust you with my life."

"..." Robin got off of the desk and sat down. "Fair enough. Have a nice day, Stahl."

Robin's kinda a dick.

Up next: Miriel!