I like this one.

Robin studied the shirtless man sitting across from him.

"...How small is your dick, anyway?" He asked.

"What!?" Vaike exclaimed. "What kind of question is that?!"

"Well, you are clearly overcompensating for something." Robin said. "You carry a huge axe and are obsessed with your physical health. Like I said, clearly you have a small dick."

"I'll have you know that, according to the ladies, ol' Teach's little soldier is enormous!" Vaike exclaimed.

"Ok, first off, what ladies?" Robin asked. "Secondly, who are you even teaching? Chrom? The other Shepherds? I have never seen you give anybody a lesson in anything!"

"Why are you questioning the ways of the Vaike?" Vaike asked, striking a pose.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that." Robin said. "You're fired. Usually I open with that."

"WHAAAAAAAT?!" Vaike exclaimed, falling out of his dramatic pose. "Why would you do that?!"

"Because, quite frankly, you're an annoying asshole!" Robin replied. "You were useful early on, don't get me wrong. We would need a heavy hitter and you would do the...heavy hitting. Lately, though, I don't really see your point."

"What do you mean?!" Vaike shouted. "Ol' Teach can do a bunch of things for ya! Like, just tell the Valke-"

"For the love of all things that are good and holy, stop talking in the third person!" Robin exclaimed. "It makes no sense for you to do that. Gregor can do it, but Gregor is supposed to be German...or was it Russian…Maybe Hulkish. Look, I'm not gonna get caught up in all the accents going on here. Point is, your annoyingness outweighs your use to the Shepherds."

"But the Vaike wants to be a hero!"

"You already helped us win two wars." Robin said. "I think you can live off of that glory."

Vaike stormed toward the door.

"I'll show you to mess with the Vaike…" He muttered. "Ol' Teach and Robin are gonna have a bit of a sparring match next time they see one another…"

"That's nice." Robin muttered. "Get out before I hurt you with magic." Vaike walked out the door. "Also," Robin called after him. "Could you tell Sully to leave the castle? I'm not coming out as long as she's out there. I've been stuck in this office for days. out of fear, and I'm running out of rations…"

It's a callback...

Like I said, no continuity. There might be some continuity, but don't hold me to it.

Up next: Sumia!