I wasn't expecting there to be as much continuity in this story as there is. Well, if it ain't broke...
"You sent my husband to a strip club?!" Cordelia shouted.
"...What are those things in your hair?" Robin asked. "Are they wings? Is that uniform or something?"
"Are you changing the subject?" She asked.
"Kinda." Robin replied. "I wanted to talk to you about your obsession with Chrom."
"I-I'm not obsessed with Chrom!" Cordelia responded.
"Really?" Robin said, pulling out a sheet of paper. "I'm gonna break the fourth wall here and show you your official description from the game. You tell me what the problem here is. Ahem." Robin cleared his throat. "'An Ylissean Pegasus knight who has been friends with Sumia since childhood. Her beauty, skill, and record are surpassed by few, but-'" Robin paused. "Can you tell me what you think follows that 'but?'"
"Where did that description even come from?" She asked.
"'BUT,'" Robin continued. "'She cannot seem to win Chrom's heart.'" He looked up at Cordelia. "You see what the problem here is? A good half of your official description is based off of other people! This is supposed to be the most notable thing about you! It gives people an overview of your personality!"
"So you think I'm obsessed with Chrom, then?" Cordelia asked. "Like how Tharja is obsessed with you?"
"At least I own up to the fact that I'm obsessed with Robin." Tharja commented from her hiding place atop Robin's bookcase. "Libra knew full well that he only came second to Robin when we got married."
"Exactly!" Robin said.
Cordelia sighed.
"'The deepest, most frequent sigher.'" Robin read out loud. This earned him a glare from the Pegasus knight.
"So you think that's all to me?" Cordelia asked. "My friendship with Sumia and my obsession with Chrom?"
"No. That's my point. You have your own personality traits. I think the description should have focused more on your obsessive traits." Robin paused. "...Also, apparently your bisexuality."
"H-how do you know about-!" Cordelia stuttered.
"Master." Robin tapped his head. "Tactician."
"...It's more of a curiosity thing." She admitted.
"And how does Lon'qu feel about this?" Robin asked.
"Honestly? I don't really know. It's kinda like one of those celebrity exception list." She said.
"...I don't think those would really work with people you know." Robin commented.
"Says you." Tharja said. "I have a list, and do you want to know who-"
"Me, followed by me, followed by me, followed by me, followed by me." Robin interrupted.
"...Actually, fourth place is Priam. He strikes me as a guy who's hung like a Pegasus."
"Oh, I could totally see that." Cordelia commented.
"...Right…" Robin shifted uncomfortably in his seat. "Anyway, I should probably mention that you're fired."
"Oh, good." Cordelia said. "Saves me the trouble of quitting."
"Wait, you were gonna QUIT?!" Robin exclaimed.
"Oh, yeah." Cordelia said. "You said it yourself. I got a lot of potential, so I figured I should use it to help rebuild the Pegasus knights."
"B-but I was gonna make jokes about how you should ride a dragon instead of a Pegasus!"
Cordelia looked out the window. "I should probably get going. I paid one of the strippers extra to give Lon'qu a private show. Should relatively freak him out. Anyway, I'll see you later, Robin!" She smiled at the confused tactician and left the room.
"...What the hell just happened?!" Robin exclaimed.
"Heh heh. You kinda lost control over the meeting." Tharja commented. "...You know, you're still number one on the li-"
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!"
So, yeah. You got Cordelia's chapter and a Tharja cameo. I figure she would spend most of her free time lurking around Robin's office.
I'll mention the general order now, if you didn't catch on yet. I'm doing the first generation characters first, then I'll do the kids. I think I'll just mix Tiki and Say'ri in the mix with the kids, since they are recruited after you can get the kids. After that, I'll do the Spot Pass characters, then the epilogue.
Up next: Donnel!