A guest reviewer had a fair point about the context and original promise of this story, so, in a way to keep it vague for those of you who are just skipping around the chapters, be on the look out, after the main decruitments are over, for extra chapters. The canon extra chapters will be refered to as paralogues and the out of canon ones will be refered to as xenologues. You'll know them when you see them.

"Nah." Robin asked the girl/woman/dragon in front of him.

"Yes?" She replied.

"Nah." Robin said. "Nah Nah Nah."

"What?" Nah asked, confused.

"Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah." Robin began to sing. "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah BATMAN!" He exclaimed, pumping a fist into the air.

"...Should I just leave?" Nah asked, irritated at the tactician.

Robin laughed to himself. "No, no. I just really wanted to do that. I haven't mentioned Batman in a while. Author notes don't count."

"Is that that thing you're always talking to Gerome about?" Nah asked.

"Just be glad I didn't go with 'Land of 1,000 Dances." Robin said. "We would be here awhile. So anyway, you wanted to chat?"

"Yes." Nah replied. "I wanted to ask you about why you fired my mother."

"Because…" Robin paused. "I forget. Hold on a second." He pulled out a notebook from his desk. "This has all my firing reasons in it. Let's see here…" He paged through the book. "Too dangerous, too crazy, is an asshole...Oh!" He exclaimed. "Here we go! Nowi! Dress code violations and immaturity!"

"That seems stupid." Nah said. "I mean, I'd agree with you about the immaturity thing, but you shouldn't have fired her for being distracting to others, which I assume was the problem."

"It wasn't exactly distracting." Robin clarified. "Lucina as Marth was distracting. Nowi's dress apparel was disturbing, considering the age she physically appears to be."

"My father didn't seem to mind." Nah said.

"Your father…" Robin trailed off.

"Nya-ha!" Henry exclaimed. "I love blood and all, but, if you don't stop bleeding, I'll cut you! Again!"

You don't need any context

"Let's not talk about your father." Robin said quickly.

"Suit yourself." Nah said. "My point is, why would you fire my mother but not fire me?"

"Nah." Robin said.

"You're not starting another song, are you?" Nah asked the tactician.

"Nope." Robin replied. "I just wanted to say that I have absolutely no reason to fire you. You seem pretty stable, and you can turn into a dragon."

"Yeah, but I'm distracting." Nah replied.

"How are you distracting?" Robin asked. "If you're gonna say it's because you're young, well, you can turn into a dragon. People know you can take care of yourself."

"No." Nah said. "People will be distracted by how sexy I am."

Robin stared at the girl. "...What?" He asked.

"See?!" Nah exclaimed. "You're acting weird now because you just realized how beautiful I am!"

"What?" Robin repeated.

"I'm flattered, Robin, but Lucina is one of my closest friends! I would hate to destroy her trust! And her family! And Morgan! Morgan would hate me!" She continued ranting.

"What are you talking about?" Robin asked, but Nah ignored him.

"Brady would want to fight you over my honor, but I'm pretty sure you would beat him! Picture me. Nah the homewrecker. Maybe I could write a book."

"NAH!" Robin exclaimed. "What the hell are you talking about?!"

"I'm talking about how you're planning on cheating on your loving wife and destroying both of our families in a torrid affair." Nah replied. "Duh."

"...Why do you think any of that is going to happen?" Robin asked. He wasn't exactly sure how to approach this situation.

"Because you are clearly attracted to me so much you can barely control yourself." Nah said. "I can make this easier for you, Robin." She said, standing up. "I'm leaving the Shepherds. That way, we can have our distance and you can get over your attraction."

"...Um. Ok then." Robin said. Nah got out of her chair and walked toward the door.

She turned around to face Robin. "Are you sure this is what you want?"

"I...I guess?" Robin said. "I'm a bit lost."

"We all are." Nah said dreamily. "Love is an ocean, and sometimes the waves threaten to overturn each of our boats. We must stay vigilant, Robin. Each of us have our own boats. We are not each others shipmates, my friend. Goodbye." She walked out the door.

"...Crap" Robin remarked to himself. "I didn't do the 'na-na-na-na-hey-hey-hey-goodbye thing! I was really looking forward to that...Also, did I just have an affair?"

Robin's complaint at the end of this chapter was one I genuinely had with myself. I suppose you can't get everything.

I paired Nah off with Brady, so this is kinda based off of the tone of the their S-rank support. If you think it's too out of character, I understand.

Henry cameo is a Henry cameo

Up next: Yarne! This should be good.