I decided that, before I handle the fem-Robin chapter, I would do few of the prompts/questions, to show I am legit. I may have edited a few of the questions to make them translate easier, but I still retained the content. I thought I would do five, but I did a little more than that.
These are not canon unless specifically stated otherwise.
To Robin: Where the heck is your mother?
"How should I know?" Robin replied, leaning back in his chair. "I have amnesia, asshole." He poured a glass of wine. "Probably dead." He commented, taking a sip.
Chrom Plays Awakening
"This is easy." Chrom said to Robin, as he played with the 3DS. "I don't see why you're always complaining about this."
"Glad to see you're taking this potentially life changing experience as a chance to take a jab at my job." Robin commented. "Seriously, you just found out your life is a game!" He paused. "I suppose you're taking it better than others…"
"OH COME ON!" Cordelia's voice exclaimed from...somewhere. "WE DON'T EVEN HAVE SUPPORTS?!"
"Is she OK?" Chrom asked Robin.
"That's what happens when you find out your favorite ship isn't canon. She'll get better when she discovers fanfiction." Robin replied. "Back to what you were saying, it may surprise you to know that there is a bit of a difference between playing a game and fighting a war."
"Whatever." Chrom said, not looking up from his game. "I'm actually having fun! The support system is interesting. I've swapped a few around to see what I could change."
"...Chrom, I can help but notice I'm a chick in your playthrough." Robin commented.
"Yeah, I figured that would make it less weird to play as you." Chrom said. "Look at how well we work together! I'm almost done with the fight with Gangrel!"
"...You do understand the support system, right?" Robin asked, foreseeing an awkward marriage proposal ahead for Chrom.
"What?" Chrom asked. "Not really. I've just been killing stuff."
"...You're playing casual, right?" Robin asked. "Of you think you're such a master tactician, try classic."
Chrom did so.
Roughly fifteen minutes later, a 3DS went flying out of the castle window.
"You know you could have just played Mario or something. No need to be so dramatic." Robin commented.
"Shut. Up." Chrom said, walking out of the room.
"Good thing he didn't ask me if I ever beat classic." Robin muttered to himself.
To Henry: Have you ever tasted blood?
"Nay-ha!" Henry exclaimed. "Don't go down that road, pal. Really CRAW-ful things will happen to you!"
To Donnel: Can you post a pic of you in a fedora? Also tell your mom I said hi!
"Well, I would, pal, but I reckon that would mean I'd have to take off my pot!" Donnel said. "Besides, 'cording to Robin, this here is a text form, so ya'll won't be able to see a pic."
Donnel cupped his hands together. "MAN ON THE NET SAYS HI, MA!"
"You were a mistake, Donnel." A voice replied.
"Aw, shucks, Ma!" Donnel exclaimed. "I love you too!"
To Panne: Do you like carrots?
Panne looked up, carrot in her mouth. She took a Bugs Bunny-like bite. "I do not need to answer stupid man spawn questions." She continued to eat her carrot.
To Ricken: Do you like Pikachu?
Ricken held the Pikachu up to his face.
He stared at it.
It stared at him.
The Pokemon shocked the young mage with a bolt of lighting.
"...I don't think I have it in me to be a Pokemon trainer…" He mumbled, as the rat ran off.
To Maribelle: What do you think of Lissa and Frederick?
"I think the situation couldn't be better." Maribelle said. "Who better to be with my darling Lissa then a man who had dedicated his life to serving the royal family. Although I do find it strange how his dedications to the royal family tend to come out more for Chrom then Lissa." She sighed. "Seeing how he treats Lord Chrom, that actually might be for the best. I couldn't imagine having a husband that overbearing."
To Lissa: Have you ever dreamt about Frederick turned into a knight frog, you kissed him, and then he turned back into a human?
"Oh Frederick…" Lissa mumbled. "I'll help you...Although you are adorable, and I think it'd be funny to put you down Robin's shirt, I have to kiss you to turn you back..."
"Lissa?"
Lissa slowly began to open her eyes. She looked up at her husband.
"Oh...Hi, Frederick...I had a dream you were a frog…"
"I believe I might know why." The knight commented, pointing at his wife and their bed.
Lissa looked down at the bed she was in.
"...EKK!" SHe exclaimed, jumping out of the bed. "Where did all these frogs come from?!"
Frederick's hand moved to point at the window to their bedroom.
Standing triumphantly on the window was none other than…
"Nowi?!" The princess exclaimed. "We had a treaty!"
"PRANK WAR!" The manakete exclaimed, as she fell backwards out of the window and transformed into a dragon midair. She flew off into the distance.
"...Frederick." Lissa said, a dark look on her face. "There shall be no sleep tonight. Only revenge."
"Yes, my dear." Frederick, fully aware she would be asleep in the next hour.
Who was in the picture Robin showed Lon'qu?
"Hold on." Robin said, pulling out the picture. "I don't know. I bought it off of a guy down town. She looks familiar, however." He narrowed his eyes.
"Wait a minute…" His eyes suddenly widened.
"MOM?!"
In order
1) NOT CANON I DO WHAT I WANT
2) It's actually kinda interesting. I was thinking about how the Smash Brothers sequel to this story would work(I already know what I'll do with some of the characters, and I love it.) The way the characters are aware they are part of the game will be what all the characters are aware of in the sequel. Still, Robin has to have a leg up on them, so he'll be the only one to break the fourth wall and be aware he's in a fanfiction.
3) Henry is probably trustworthy.
4) Don't ask about Donnel's home life. It's probably fine.
5-7) Just following random prompts
8) Strange one, but I figured I could make it work. This could be canon. I'll decide that later.
9)NOT CANON I DO WHAT I WANT
Remember, you can let me know about any prompts or character questions you have.
I might try to do a prompt dump between the me-planned updates. So we'll have Fem-Avatar next.