Okami: Hello everyone! I'm so excited because I got a slave and her name is Ichigo! Sorry, I couldn't choose who I wanted to do everything I would have to do, like disclamer, so I just picked the main character.
Ichigo: Okami does not own the show TMM! NOW HELP ME!
Okami: you want a truckload of strawberries and tuna?
Ichigo: YAY! STRAWBERRIES AND TUNA!
Okami: -chuckles- that's how I always get her to do what I want. Anyways, here's our first review. Take it away ichigo.
Ichigo: -stuffs mouth full of strawberries and fish- our very first review is from Spiritcharm:
Hi everyone, hi Okami, Ok here are my dares.
Ichigo: French kiss Kish for 1 minute.
Mint: You must French kiss a ugly hobo for 1 minute.
Pai: You must eat Kish's dirty sock.
Pai, Kish and Tart: You guys must dress up as your favorite mew in their mew outfit, and dance the Lucky Star dance.
Ok here are my qustions.
Kish: Why do you like Ichigo?
Kish: What is the color of your boxers?
Pudding: Pull down Kish's pants to see if hes telling the truth.
Kish: If Ichigo loved you how would treat her?
Bye bye.
Okami: Ok let's start right away. Slave!
Ichigo: I may be you're slave but please don't call me that!
Okami: Fine, but you heard the dare.
Ichigo: and if I refuse?
Okami: then you have to do one of my outrageous dares, and I have one in mind. Wanna know what it is?
Ichigo: Sure.
Okami: you have to marry him and never get divorced. By the way, no fake weddings! This one would be till death do you part!
Ichigo: -stares blankly at okami- -Snaps out of it- I think I'll do the dare form Spiritcharm.
Okami: wise choice! Now do it! I got my camra ready!
Ichigo: -gives kish a french kissfor 1 minute-
Okami: Ok, I got pictures!
Ichigo: please don't put them on the internet!
Okami: I wasn't going to, but that not bad idea. Anyways, Mint, go kiss that ugly hobo!
Mint: I HATE THI SHOW! –goes and kisses ugly hobo in allyway-
Okami: it'll warm up on you.
Pai: ok, I'll do it! But only because I don't want to do you're dares! –eats kish's sock-
Okami: MORE INTERNET PICTURES!
Pai: STOP TAKING PICTURES!
Okami: ok, fine I won't do it. Anyway, set up the stage.
Pai Kish and Tart: OMG! We will have revenge! –go on stage and start to sing and dance Lucky Star-
Okami: if only I didn't promise not to use my camra Now let's go answer the questions
Kish: I love her because
Okami: because why?
Kish: I because she's beautiful and sweet.
Okami: whatever. So what color are your boxers?
Kish: they're green.
Okami: check to make sure Pudding
Pudding: gotcha', Na No Da –pluss down Kish's pants-
Okami: OMG! They've got pictures of Ichigo on them
Kish: I don't get you. I thought that wouldn't surprise you.
Okami: it doesn't, but I think it's really pathetic. I actually won 10k because you have those. Pay up mint!
Mint: You just got lucky! –hand Okmai 10k
Okami: Ok, what would you do?
Kish: I'd buy here everything, and make sure she'd never leave my side!
Ichigo: I'm glad I didn't go for that dare.
Okami: read the next review!
Ichigo: stop being mean! Anyways, the next review is from Angel Ichigo Melody:
Dares
Masaya: Burn your favorite tree
Kishu: Sing the song you would not be found dead singing
Tarto, Pudding: Sing Tarzan and Jane by Toybox/ Aqua
Minto: Be Ichigo's slave for a day
Ichigo: Ask Ryou out
Ryou: Say Yes when Ichigo askes you out
Questions
Ryou: Do you truthly Love Ichigo?
Kishu: Why are you an Idiot?
Ichigo: Why do you go out with Masaya? Dump him alredy Ryou is better...
Masaya: no anything but that!
Okami: does anything include my dare?
Masaya: Ok, almost anything
Okami: sorry but it's eather this dare, or my dare. Shall I get a tree?
Masaya: Ok, I'll burn a tree. I HOPE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE BURNS YOU!
Okami: watch you temper.
Masaya: -burns a tree and comes back twitching-
Okami: -rofl- OMG… THIS IS SO FUNNY!
Masaya: Maybe for you
Okami: -stops laughing and gets up- ok, go head Kish, sing that song you never want to sing and I'll be tabe recording it!
Kish:
You say yes, I say no. you say stop, but I say go, go, go. Ohhhhhh!
Cause you say goodbye, and I say hello.
Hello, hello. I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
Hello, hello. I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
You say high, I say low. You say why, and I say I don't know. Ohhhhhhhh!
You say goodbye, and I say hello.
Everyone else: -adds in the part where the back singers sing: Hello goodbye. Hellogoodbye.
Hello, hello. I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
Hello, hello. I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
Okami: Yay! That's my favorite! Why'd you choose it
Kish: because, it doesn't work for my voice
Okami: I think you did fine!
Tart and pudding: -sing Tarzan and Jane- (sorry for no lyrics, but I don't remember the song, and I don't have movie.)
Ichigo: can the slave have a slave?
Okami: sure, why not?
Ichigo: YAY! MY SLAVE!
Mint: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Ichigo: YESSSSSSSSSS!! No go ask Ryou if he wants to date me you lackie!
Mint: Fine. BUT NEVER CALL ME LACKIE AGAIN!
Ichigo: Ok, fine, whaever.
Mint: Ichigo wants to know if you would like to date her.
Ryou: sure why not? I mean the dare says I have to. -goes out with ichigo to fancy restraint-
Okami: Before you go, answer the questions
Ryou: not really, I mean she's nice, but I don't love here.
Okami: yes you do, cause I fyou don't. you go into the closet!
Ryou: NOT THE CLOSET! IT DARK AND SCARY! OK I LOVE HER!
Okami: I learned he hates dark places.
Ichigo: because… ummm… I really don't know.
Okami: Ok, you can do your date.
Kish: Is that a supposed to be an insult or a trick question?
Okami: answer it!
Kish: if I'm an idiot, I've never noticed!
Okami: that's because you're an idiot
Kish: Maybe because I was born like that?
Okami: Final review!
Ichigo: -comes back form date- ok, our final is from MikaTheCatHayou:
YES! An excuse to be evil. DARES!
Kish: YOU ARE SO CUTE! Im taking you home (is imitating Shina from Nana and Shina's talk show)
Ichigo: Dump Masaya and make out with Ryou
Pudding: HI! Here is some candy! (hands over candy)
Pai, Taruto, Kish: Dance the solider boy dance
That's all I got. BYE! I LOVE KISH!
Mika-chan
Kish: Yay! I get to leave early!
Okami: be back for the next show!
Kish; I will! Maybe.
Ichigo: ummmmmm, ok, I can do this Masaya, YOU'RE DUMPED! -turns and makes out with Ryou in front of everyone-
Okami: gross! Go upstares and do that!
Ichigo and Ryou: -go upstairs to make out-
Pudding: CANDY!! –shove all the candy into her mouth-
Pai, Tart, Kish: -dance soilder dance- (once again, I don't know the lyrics. sorry)
Okami: well, thank you all for seeing my first show. I got to go get ichigo to lower the curtains. I didn't think she'd be there that long. Anyways, bye!