Okami: Hello, and welcome to Tokyo Mew Mew and Questions.
Ichigo: Okami does not own TMM!
Okami: I think I'll read the first review. It's from MikaTheCatHanyou
NO!
I WILL NOT GIVE MY KISH-KUN BACK! (Kish is at her house drinking a
soda, truly content) I am filling his heart with happiness. (Kish in
background: This girl is awesome. She is spoiling me rotten) I love
Kish.
Okami: I got a dare for you. Make out with your least fav
TMM character.
Thats all I got for now. BYE!
Mika-chan
Okami: I have to make out with my least favorite. –looks over at ichigo-
Ichigo: Meanie! I knew I wasn't high on your favorite charactor scale, but now you're saying I'm at the bottom?
Okami: yeah you could say that. Well, no other option.
Ichigo: Why?
Okami: Because I don't want anyone else to come up with crazy dares. So if someone gives me dare, I have to do it. –drags kish back- Read the next review, Kish.
Ichigo and Okami: -go in closet-
Kish: this review is from Spiritcharm:
Hi
Everyone, hi Kish I like you. Hi Mint I HATE YOU! Mint your dead
meat!Here are my dares!
Mint: Give all of your money and
stuff to Ichigo.
Mint: Marry a hobo and have hobo children.
Mint: Eat a dead rat and tell us how did it taste.
Ryou: Wear
a meat suit and run around a dog park.
Pudding: Eat 300 jars of
candy.
Questions
Kish: Do you have pink boxers?
Ichigo:
Cheek Kish's underwear drawer too see if hes telling the truth.
Kish: You said on chapter 2 you wouldn't let Ichigo leave your
side. If you had too go to the bathroom would you take her with
you?
Ok thats it do all enjoy my dares? Bye Bye
Kish: Ok you guys can come out. Hello?
Pai: -goes with Kish to closet- -open closet-
Kish:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Pudding: What is it Na No Da –looks in closet AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Look at that. They're sleeping.
Okami: -wakes up and looks around at everyone- Ok, what's going on here.
Pudding: I don't know, Na No Da, but you fell asleep while doing your dare. Did it bore you or is there something you want to say?
Okami: I have something to say?
Pai: Why were you sleeping!
Okami: I don't know! Maybe because I was tired?
Ichigo: -wakes up- Ok, why's everyone standing around?
Mint: you two like each other, don't you?
Okami: no! Now, let's get on with the dares.
Mint: here. –hands Ichigo all her money-
Ichigo: what's this for?
Mint: It's the dare. Don't ask!
Kish: Go find a hobo!
Mint: I thought people would torture Masaya! Instead, I'm being tortured! –finds hobo and maries it. 10 months later, she has a baby hobo-
Okami: -hands Mint dead rat-
Mint: -eats rat after gaining courage- It's the worst thing that I ever ate. I wonder how the African people can even eat rats. I rather not have protine at all than eat these!
Okami: -hands Ryou a meat suit-
Ryou –puts on meat suit and runs in dog park. Comes back tattered and with bitmarks-
Okami: -hands pudding 300 jars of candy-
Pudding: -eats candy and blasts through roof-
Kish: no because if they were pink, It would be difficult to see the pictures of Ichigo on them.
Ichigo: I wish I never had to, but I guess I will. For the show! –looks in Kish's underwear drawer- He's telling the truth. The underwear are white woth pictures of me on them. They are hand drawn, and i guess Kish made them, because the drawings are bad.
Kish: I'd kill you for that comment if I didn't love you.
Okami: wow, interesting comment. What would you do?
Kish: I'd put her on a leash and stake her outside the bathroom so she wouldn't leave.
Ichigo: Wow, talk about till death do you part.
Kish: Now will you marry me. That just shows how much I love you.
Ichigo: if I marry you, I would have to stay with you for my entire life, no privacy! That makes me just want to stay away from you more!
Kish: Maybe I should've lied.
Okami: read the next review, Pai
Pai: I didn't think you'd choose me. Well, this review is from Kero Neko-chan:
few!
i still have enough time! I call dibs on Kisshu-sama!
1. Kish, as
of now, you're my boyfriend for 3 months! yay!! I most likely won't
let go of your arm til that times up -grabs kish's arm-
2. masaya,
go hang yourself from a tree... then burn the tree... with you on
it...
3. Ichigo, throw tnt at the tree masaya's in
4. Taruto,
make out with pudding.
5. Pudding, hi! I have a best friend who's
just like u! her names Saru! go spend the night with her!
6.
Zakuro, do u regret becoming a model? it seems you.
7. Okami,
okami's spelt like this; ookami. your dare is to eat the pocky i just
handed you -hand OOkami pocky-
Kish: sorry, I'm taken.
Masaya: I'm not going to like this. –hangs himself from tree. Burns tree while still hanging-
Okami: -hands Ichigo TNT-
Ichigo: -lights TNT and throws it at the tree Masaya is hanging from TNT explodes-
Okami: -brings Masaya back to life- Yay! First time someone died and I got to use that power!
Tart and Pudding: -go in closet to make out come out after 5 minutes-
Pudding: -spends night with Saru comes back twitching- too…much…energy.
Zakuro: Not really. It's great. I'm glad I did. Sure the camras and reporters can drive you nuts, but you get used to it.
Okami: I don't know what pocky is, but I love trying new things! –eats pocky- By the way, I think the word wolf is spelled like Okami, not Ookami. Why, because there is a game called Okami and It's spelled O-k-a-m-i. I know that the game is called wolf because it has a wolf in it and it was originally a Japanese game. So I think I'm actually right. Oh, and thank you for that pocky, it was good.
Ichigo: I'll read the next review. This review is from Angel ichigo Melody:
HI I'M BACK
Dares
Purin: Go on a sugar rush and play DDR on
hard level against Trauto
Masaya: jump off the clifton suspension
bridge tied to 10 pares of tights
All (execpt masaya cuz i hate
him): have a cookie
Questions
Masaya: Why are you such a
tree hugger?
All (execpt Masaya): Come to my party
Pudding: ok! –eats candy, goes on sugar rush, and plays DDR on hard level with Tart- Yay! High score! I win!
Tart: no, you actually lost. I won and got the high score. You're screen is here. –points to Puddings screen which says -180 points-
Pudding: Wow! You may have won, but I think I broke the world record for lowest score!
Masaya: -jumps off cliff tied to ten pairs of tights. Tights snap and goes into water and dies-
Okami: -poofs over Masaya's corps and brings it back to life- By the way, sorry I have to revive them, but one, we'd run out of charactors to torture if I didn't and two, if I do, you can continue to torture him.
Everyone except Masaya: -eat cookie-
Msaya: Because, trees are awesome.
Okami: cough, treehuger, cough.
Okami: after the show, we'd be delighted to come!
Masaya: what do I do?
Okami: clean up the place, you baka-treehuger!
Masaya: Ok, now you're being just plain cruel!
Okami: Whatever. Anyways, that's all for today! Hope you've enjoyed this show! I need to remember what happened in that closet. Man I'm so embaressed. Goodbye!
