Okami: Hola Mi Amigos! Welcome to another exciting/funny/creepy/weird/etc/etc chapter of…. Ahem! Sims!
Sims: *pulls a cloak off a large object, revealing a flashing sign with story title in poor condition*
Okami: Tokyo Mew Mew Dares and Questions! Like the new sign? I made it myself XD
Sims: He bought it at a dollar store. Hence the reason it's in such a delporable condition.
Okami: Your big words hurt my walnut-sized brain! Please stop.
Sims: Deplorable is another word for-
Okami: Not that one! I mean the word d-d-dol-
Sims: Dollar?
Okami: Yeah, it's so big and fancy and hard to pronounce
Sims: Your weird
Okami: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, so sweet.
Sims: Oh please… Also, Okami doesn't own Tokyo Mew Mew!
Okami: Well, it's been very long in the making. (I hope people don't get angry at me.) Anyways I'm sorry for making it late. I had to start over cause I reformatted and blah blah blah you don't want to hear my excuses.
Sims: This is gonna be fun! (Help me please) Please don't torture me too much.
Okami: Stop sending help messages and start reading reviews!
Sims: Ok! Our first review is from Ablade.
Lol, funny. You need to fix alot of spelling mistakes, but it's really funny.
Also it's spelt, õkami. Pronounced ookami, and lazily okami (no offense). Hope the accent appears if not its the strait or wavey line over the O, which makes it the short version.
Now my dares:
Kish, Ryou, and Treehugger: Beat each other up.
Ichigo and Mint: Make out, and let Okami tape it.
Okami and Pudding: Smack Keiichiro and tell him to stop smiling all the time, it scares me.
Questions:
Keiichiro: Do you have feelings for Ryou? Tell the truth!
Ryou: Have you ever thought about becoming Puddings Husband?
lol, enjoy.
Okami: Thanks! Glad you think so. I know, and I understand I am lazy. Why you think there are so many mistakes? Anyways, time to start!
Masaya: HEY! DIDN'T YO MAMA EVER TEACH CHU ITS IMPOLITE TO CALL PEOPLE NAMES! I HAVE A REAL NAME!
Okami: Didn't yo mama teach you that HAY IS FOR HORSES! GET 'EM KISH AND RYOU!
Kish & Ryou: ~tackle "treehugger"
Okami: wow, this is actually entertaining! Maybe I should watch WWE. Actually, that's staged so I don't think it would be as entertaining. CRUSH HIS SKULL INTO TINY WEENIE B ITS!
Kish: …..? ~breaks treehugger's skull"
Okami: Lol! I'ma use that name more!
Treehugger: ~gets revived~ please stop doing that!
Okami: Never!
Treehugger: ~changes Okami's name to "Turd Face"~
Turd Face: I NEVER GAVE YOU ADMIN POWERS! HACKER!
!notice: Treehugger has been banned for being 1. A hacker 2. A treehugger baka, 3. Potatos 4. An ACTUAL turdface 5. Noob 6. I ran out of banning reasons
Turdface: ~changes name back to Okami~
Okami: Now that that is cleared up, onto the next dare. HOLD ON! I'LL GO GET MY VIDEO CAMERA! OH! YOUTUBE WILL LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS!
Ichigo & Mint: ~Make out while Okami tapes~
Okami: ~posts to youtube~ aww! Says this video is too funny for the web Upload failed!
Ichigo & Mint: ha! What? Weird…
Okami: Whatever…
Okami & Pudding: ~simutaniously slap Kenchiro and say~ STOP SCARING OUR VIEWERS AWAY!
Kenchiro: NEBBA!
Okami: ~changes Kenchiro's name to UglyN00bcrossdresser
UglyN00bcrossdresser: STOP IT!
Okami: Fine!
!notice: UglyN00bcrossdresser has been banned for disobeying Okami PS: I SACRAFICED HIM TOO!
Okami: ~ubanns UglyN00bcrossdresser and changes name back to Kenchiro~
Kenchiro: uhh, maybeh…
Okami: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! KENCHIRO AND RYOU SITTING IN A GAY TREE!
Ryou: MY HEART IS FOR PUDDING!
Okami: I gues that answers our next question
Sims: what about me?
Okami: a very valid point Sims. You need to be dared too! I dare you to BE SACRAFICED! ~sacrafices Sims and then revives~
Sims: Don't' do that ever again!
Okami: Just read the next review!
Sims: The next review was given to us by… uhhh….Me!
Hello there! I'm PersimmonGirl and I'd like to be a full-time helper! {slave}
But first, I must give dares and questions.
DARES
Kish: Kiss me and be mine!{yush i said it i'm wierd get over it}
Ichigo: Dump Masaya, kill him, and hate him forever!
Masaya: Suffer a lot of pain and suffering and stay away from Ichigo because she is Kish's and Kish is mine! So.. stay away. *locks in a closet with mint* Get on with your bad self!
Mint: Make out with Masaya and...
Masaya: Make out with Mint...
Pai: Make out with Lettuce...
Lettuce: Like it. *grins evilly*
Taru-Taru{yah i went there}:Love Pudding! Love her and never let her go!
Pudding: Eat more cake and candy!
Keiichiro: Make out with Zakuro
Kish: Get Ichigo to fall in love with you with your smexi italian voice! {btw look up tokyo mew mew in italian on youtube for proof}
Okami: Strap Lie Detectors that electrify you on everyone.
QUESTIONS
Masaya: What do you like about Ichigo?
Kish: what do you like about Ichigo?
Ichigo: What do you love about Kish?
Pudding: Do you like Taruto?
Taruto: Do you like Pudding?
That's all for now. Thanks!
PersimmonGirl
Kish:…
Okami: Well…
Kish: ~kisses Sims and now belongs to her~
Ichigo: ~dumps Masaya and kills him and hates him forever~
Okami: ~revives~
Ichigo: ~kills~
Okami: We need him to make out with mint! ~revives~
Mint: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ~reluctantly goes in closet!
Masaya: are you Johnny Dep? (that's a Tokyo Mew Mew Fandub Reference. See the fan dub episode one here: .com/watch?v=3wY-kTJFpis)
Okami: Have fun you too. And Masaya, that's not Johnny Dep!
Masaya: Oh… OH WELL!
Lettice: Uhh Pai… 0_0
Pai: ~drools from the mouth~
Lettuce: Pai's Scaring me!
Okami: Too bad! Get in the second closet!
Lettuce & Pai: ~make out in second closet~
Taru Taru: Uhhh, I don't have a choice
Okami: Well, do it!
Tart: ~ "loves" Pudding~
Pudding: ~stuffs candy into mouth~ BALSDKJSD
Sims: What was that?
Pudding: ~swallows~ I said CANDEH!
Sims: Oh.
Pudding: ~sings~ BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD! BA BIRD'S THE WORD! BA BIRD BIRD BIRD! BA BIRD'S THE WORD! ~twitches~ WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE! YELLOW SUBMARINE! YELLOW SUBMAR- ~twitches~ ~sings to the tune of dust in the wind~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOD! THIS SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOD! YES THIS SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAAAAAAAAAAD! STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IIIN MY HEAD! YES THIS SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAS!
Sims: Is she going to be alright?
Okami: She's just going insane and having a nuclear meltdown at the same time.
Sims: Sounds pretty bad…
Okami: It only SOUNDS bad… Now quick, get to the fallout shelter.
Everyone except Pudding and Masaya: ~goes to fallout shelter~
Masaya: Johnny Dep, are you ok?
Pudding (aka person Masaya just called Johnny Dep): ~explodes~
Okami: Ok, we're back. ~revives Pudding~ Back to the dares
Kenchiro: ~Makes out with Zakuro~
Ryou: I'm too sexy for my pie. Too sexy for my pie! What you think about that? I'm too sexy for the world! Too sexy for the world! So I'm going to mars, which is way sexier by the way! ~goes to mars and dies~
Sims: What was that about?
Okami: I don't know. He's just being random I guess ~Revives Ryou~ Also, I did look up the smexy Italian voice thing. Not very Smexy.
Sims: Really?
Okami: I don't know
Kish: uhhh… Non Parlo Inglease (I think that's I don't speak English in Italian, but I'm unsure if I spelled it right.)
Ichigo: It didn't work on Italian ichigo and I'm not impressed either.
Kish: I HATE THE WORLD! ~goes into a dark room to be emo for a short while~
Okami: uhh, oooook………
Ichigo: I'm not going to like this…
Okami: Ohhhhhh! This will be fun!!!!!!~straps lie detectors and hooks up tasers to them~ BOOOYAH!!!!
Masaya: I like her pwettie ears (the cat ones X3)
Okami: She has cat ears 0_0
Masaya: Yeah… -_-
Okami: Well, It says your telling the truth, but I hate you! ~tases masaya~ MWAHHAHAHAHAA! ~goes and performs lab experiments and gives cat ears~ I no longer want to be a "wolf" I'ma cat now! Call me Neko! Meow =3
!notice: Okami is now Neko the cat Meow =3
Neko: No more worries about people saying a spelled okami wrong too!
Kish: Getting back on subject: I like her eyes, and her cute kitty cat ears
Neko: DO YOU LIKE ME FOR MY KITTY KAT EARS!
Kish: Honestly, you being half cat is more disturbing than that question
Ichigo: I don't know…
Neko: NOT AN ANSWER! ~tases~ meow =3
Pudding: YESH! I LIKE HER MORE DAN CANDEH!
Taruto: I don't know… I guess…
Neko: I'm in a happy crazy mood, not an evil crazy mood, so I'll let that slide Meow =3
Sims: Are you ok?
Neko: I'm fine. Sometimes, I like cats, sometimes I like wolves.
Sims: Ok????? Well, Our next reviewer is VivieAnne:
Hi! I'm Vivian, anyway I just wanted to tell you that I Love the dare chapters for TMM they're hilarious! Random question but where you hyper when you wrote/worked on ch6? It was funny.
Neko: I'm always hyper during the night. I just am sometimes more random than normal.
Sims: Next review is me again!!!!
HEY THERE! I'm gonna be evil and post another Dare and Question Review. {You don't have to use it, I just wanted to be annoying.}
DARES
Ichigo:Go make out with Ryou in a closet for one hour.
Mint: Go make out with Masaya in a closet for one hour.
Ryou: Also, when you and Ichigo are done making out... make out again. For one hour.
Ichigo: I dare you to like it.
Masaya: Go burn a whole forest with yourself in it.
Okami: Strap the lie-detector on again! {make sure they are set on "Electrifing Lie"}
QUESTIONS
Kish: WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?
Masaya: Why do you love Ichigo?
Ryou:Why do you love Ichigo?
Kish:Why do you love Ichigo?
Okami: Who do you think Ichigo should love? I think Ryou.
Ichigo: You must go marry the gut Okmai say you should love.
TEE HEE Done, again, for now.
PLEASE AWAIT MY NEXT ROUND!
Sims-Persimmon
Ichigo: Uhh ok.. ~goes and makes out with Ryou in closet for one hour
Neko: WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER MAKE ME MAKE OUT WITH ICHIGO! SHE HAWT! Woops, did I just say that out loud 0_0
Sims: uhh, Yes 0_0 Do you like her?
Neko: Uhhh maybeh 0_0 Anyways, continue
Mint: ~comes out of closet~ he's gross!
Neko: that's the point!
Ichigo: Comes out of closet for second time~ I did like it!
Neko: YOUR MINE!
Ichigo: did I miss something
Neko: NO! ~drags Ichigo into closet~
Sims: 0_0 awkward………
Masaya: ~Burns forest while still inside and dies~
Sims: ~revives~ I'll do Okami's dare, since he's reliving chapter 3
Mint: HOW COULD YOU!
Sims: I just can 0_0
Kish: I do!
Sims: LIER! ~tases kish~ hey, I see why okam- I mean Neko likes this stuff.
Masaya: Already answered!
Sims: WRONG ANSWER! ~tases Masaya multiple times~
Kish: I said I love you sims!
Sims: YOUR MEAN! ~tases~ LOLERSKATES!
Neko: ~bursts out of closet~ MEEE!!!!!!!!! SHE'S GOING TO MARRY ME!!!!
Sims: NICE TIMING! 0_0
Ichigo: Wow, surprisingly the most enjoyable makout ever 0_0 I guess I'll marry him
Neko: ~marries ichigo~
Ichigo: Where's our honeymoon?
Neko:…. CLOSET! ~drages ichigo into closet~
Sims: Well, that's it! We've finished the dares! Before we make another, We need some dares! I hope Neko comes back from his closet honeymoon before the next one 0_0 see you all later
Pudding: I just remembered something
Sims: What?
Pudding: I keep forgetting to say na no da! Na no da! Goodbye na no da!
Sims: ~thinks~ I liked it better when he didn't -_-