Another Dump! After this, I'll continue the Failed a Spotpass story. I would describe the last chapter as the anime opening to those characters. You see them do cool things but don't learn much about them. The next one doesn't have any action, but it sets up the characters and story.
Who had to win points with the in-laws?
"...I'm going to go on a limb and say I didn't win Validar over." Lucina said.
"I gave Gaius a bag of candy for Gerome's hand in marriage!" Cynthia exclaimed.
"...I don't think that's how it works, Cynthia." Gerome said. "I think Chrom had a better time intimidating Robin. To be fair, he held his ground pretty well in front of Minerva. Sumia was much more terrifying. I don't want to talk about it."
"Lucina skinned a rabbit in front of me." Yarne said. "And then proceeded to eat it. Never breaking eye contact."
"I-I actually had a pretty delightful meal with Lissa and Frederick." Noire said.
"I was told to read some boring books by Libra." Owain said. "They were about Naga and unions and stuff. I don't remember what Tharja wanted to do with me. No, seriously, I don't remember a weekend of my life."
"Bunnysores." Tharja said.
"THE PAIN! OH NAGA THE PAIN! SOMEONE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!"
"Carrot socks."
"So yeah, I don't remember anything."
"I don't think Henry and Nowi know Nah and me are married." Brady said. "Which might actually be for the best. I bet it'd be terrifying to see what they do to me."
"I got along with Virion and Maribelle delightfully." Nah said. "We had tea and talked about Brady's future."
"My muscles still ache from the workout Sully and Vaike put me through!" Inigo complained. "And they kept threatening me through the entire thing. It sucked!"
"Olivia scares me." Kjelle said. "I don't know why, but she does. Something in her eyes."
"Panne and Gregor didn't really do anything threatening." Morgan said. "They just sorta told me to get to work on 'restarting the Targel race.' I'm trying! But Yarne always get's cold feet when I-"
"I'm going to move onto the next question before we learn too much about my daughter's sex life." Robin quickly said.
To Tiki: What is your relationship with Naga?
"Oh, well, you see-" Tiki began to say, but was cut off.
"She's her mother." Robin said. "Look at a wiki or something, why don't you?"
"...I would have been more than happy to answer the question." Tiki said, annoyed.
"Well, I figured I might as well answer it for you." He replied.
"...Ass."
Justice Cabal!
"The darkness shines against the innocent town of Ylisstol! It, along with the rest of the world, is defended by the honorable Shepherds!"
"However, some villains slip through the cracks! Another team is necessary to deal with these evils!"
"That's where we come in! Justice Cabal! Roll call!"
"Owain Dark! Co-founder and Hunter of the Sword Hand!"
"Cynthia! Hero extraordinaire!"
"Morgan! Master tactician-in-training!"
"..."
"Say it!"
"I don't say it on demand."
"I know you want to!"
"...Robin. Master Tactician."
"Gerome. I'm not saying that."
"Come on, Gerome! You promised!"
"...Gerome. The Night."
"Noire. Archer?"
"Yarne! Last of his kind, so please don't hurt me!"
"Together, we form...the Justice Cabal!"
"...Are we done now? I'm just going to go."
"Dad! You can't just leave! We have to patrol!"
"I'm out of practice and rooftops are dangerous!"
"Gerome's doing it!"
"He's riding a dragon! That's the opposite of subtle!"
"I was serious about the not wanting to get hurt part."
"Not you too, Yarne! There's something sexy about a hero whose the last of his kind!"
"...Ok, Yarne. I'm not one to talk about my daughter's sex drive, but given the last few times I've seen her, she appears to be in heat or something."
"...Help me…"
"MORGAN! MOMMY'S BOY AND MASTER TACTICIAN IN TRAINING!"
"...We're done here."
To Tharja: Who do you like better? Libra or Henry?
"I married Libra. Who do you think?" Tharja said. "That said, I don't mind Henry, in small doses. He is a brilliant dark mage, and shares my interest in darkness."
Morgan trying to break the fourth wall
"What you have to do is keep in mind every move your opponent could make." Robin explained to Morgan.
"Yes." Morgan said strangely. "Because that would be...bad. To not know what the could do…" She sounded disinterested.
"What's wrong, dear?" Robin asked.
"Teach me how to do the thing you do!" Morgan exclaimed.
"...You may want to be a little more specific." Robin commented.
"You know, how sometimes you say something and it confuses everybody and it sounds like you're talking about something we don't know about! That!"
"...You want me to teach you how to break the fourth wall?" Robin asked.
"If that's what you call it."
"...I don't think it's something you just learn." Robin said. "You're just...you just kinda do it."
Morgan sighed. "Man...You sound really cool when you do it."
"Hold on." Robin suddenly said. "Remember that time you submitted a question about Yarne's fluffiness?"
"Do I ever!" Morgan exclaimed. "Afterward, I got him to-"
"Ok, why are you so open about all of this stuff?!" Robin exclaimed. "This is literally the third time you brought up sex with Yarne! I can understand being open about this stuff, but not with your father!"
"It's just something I like to talk about." Morgan replied. "Although I guess everybody always acts weird when I bring it up. Except Grandma. She's really into gossip."
"...Sumia is interesting like that." Robin said. "I have a feeling she know what everybody in the Shepherds is like in bed. Anyway, how did you submit that question?"
"Why were we answering questions anyway?" Morgan asked. "Wait a second...did I just…?"
"That was really more of a lean, but it's close!" Robin smiled. "You're on your way!"
"Yeah!" Morgan exclaimed, hugging her father. "I love you, Father!"
"I love you too, dear." Robin said.
Some of the in-laws are scary.
I had to check the wiki about Tiki, so Robin is being condescending about that. I hope you know I'm not as much of a dick as Robin is.
Justice Cabal is just a bunch of dorks doing stuff.
Morgan has evolved the most out of all the characters in this story. She started out kinda brain-dead, but became an example of a maturing young woman who is surprisingly sexual. The last chapter of this story is going to be about her and male Morgan. You'll see it and you'll love it.