Okami: -Jumps out in grandeous fashion- HERE I AM! BACK AGAIN! LOVE ME!
Sims: -Follows him out, dragging along with her the show's sign- Yes… it's back…
Ichigo: oh… no….
Masaya: Son of a bit-
Okami: IT'S THE SUPER DRAMATIC EXTRA FANTASTIC RETURN OF TOKYO MEW MEW DARES AND QUESTIONS!
Sims: for which he does NOT own the copyright to Tokyo Mew Mew….
Okami: It's been a long time, and a lot's changed… Looking back, I enjoyed writing this show, and enjoyed the responses it received. However, I do not like reading it. Dear god, it hasn't aged well…. So I've decided to return with at least one more installment! So, if you wish to continue to see more, as always, please send in your dares and questions!
Sims: But now we got a backlog of exactly four…. Are you sure you want to do this?
Okami: Nope! Read the first one Sims!
Sims: Our first question comes Mina-chii and she writes…
HAHAHA (Wipes away tear) PRICELESS!
Here are my dares:
Masaya: I don't hate you THAT much, but I'm not a fangirl. I'll go easy on you: jump into the Sacramento River and DROWN.
Kisshu: Give Masaya CPR (Bursts out laughing)
Ichigo: Can you sketch me a picture of ANYTHING? I think that pic of Masaya in a waiter's outfit was cute XD
Zakuro: You're one of my faves. Uhh... Does this activate your wolf instincts? GO SICK 'EM GIRL! (Points to Ichigo and Masaya)
Pudding: I'm hungry. Cook me ADOBO. If you don't know what that is, invent a new cake.
Lettuce: Join "Dancing With The Stars" lol :P
Keiichiro and Ryou: Switch clothes. EVEN BOXERS/BRIEFS. No changing rooms. I feel evil today :)
Mint: Glomp Zakuro. I know you want to! (Glomps Zakuro)
Pai: Dance to Numa Numa XP
Tart: Go put on a maid outfit and join Mint's army of maids at her house.
Love this story! Have a cookie! (Hands platter of cookies) Oh, and Hershey's! (Hands Hershey's bars)
Masaya: Easy? Drown? Honestly… that's pretty tame for what's already happened… Can I maybe sit this one out? I've got this big meeting at work tomorrow and-
Okami: -pushes Masaya off a bridge into the Sacramento River- Buh bai!
Masaya: -on his way down- I'm calling my agent!
Kish: Wait, CPR? Do I know that?
Okami: -drags Masaya's limp corpse from the river and shrugs- I dunno… just do whatever seems right.
Kish: -puts both his hands together in a fist, slamming them down on Masaya's chest-
Masaya: -comes to- OUCH! SHE SAID CPR, NOT THE CARDIAC THUMP!
Kish: -punches Masaya in the back of the head, causing him to get knocked out and fall into the river, floating down stream- I liked him better dead…
Ichigo: umm… I used to… but it's been a whi-
Zakuro: -growls and jumps after Ichigo, biting her and throwing her into the river before standing up on two legs again- Nope.
Pudding: -eyes light up- Invent new cake! I can do that! Be right back na no da! -runs into the kitchen before running back out with stack of cupcakes- It's the 20 layer cupcake cake! It's so many cupcakes! I want it all for me, but you can have one na no da! -gives cupcake to Mina-chii-
Lettuce: um… ok… -goes to walk off, and falls over-
Keiichiro: ok!
Ryou: wait what?
Keiichiro: nope! -takes clothes off-
Simms: -holds up censor bar- can't get banned on our first day back!
Ryou: -blushes- a little warning next time?
Mint: -shrugs and glomps Zakuro- she is soft!
Zakuro: GET OFF ME! -bites Mint and throws in river, turns to Mina-chii- you can stay :)
Pai: -dances- NUMA NUMA YAY!
Okami: Wow… Is it 2006 again already? -looks at post- oh… shoot… we've really neglected this… This post is from almost 10 years ago… Sorry Mina-chii
Tart: No… no no no no no!
Okami: yes! Yes yes yes!
Tart: -is forced to put on maid outfit…- actually… looks kinda nice…
Mint: -drags Tart to mansion- welp, off to join the staff!
Tart: wait! I thought you were in the river! -dragged off-
Sims: Oh than-
Okami: MY COOKIE! -steals the cookies and Hershey's bars and hides in a corner-
Zakuro: Okami… you gotta share
Okami: no! is my cookie!
Sims: I supposed we'll continue. This next one comes from wolfy1324
THERE'S SO MUCH GENDER CONFUSION IN THIS ONE (sorry, you guys accidentally said "she" when talking to taru-taru and "he" when talking about pudding and some others
Dares:
Ichigo- Er, really... still can't believe you liked the tree-hugger HIPPIE! HIPPIE I SAY! anyways, go push Masaya off a cliff
Masaya- somehow live through that fall
Okami/Neko- (I love wolves more, i'm sorry) feel free to electrify the water (with Hippie in it)
Zakuro- Eat candy and be hyper for the whole chapter
Lettuce- sing the "do you like waffles?" song thing (go look it up if you don't know)
Mint- I feel bad for you, so, kill/murder/destroy/maul/etc. anyone you wish (minus hosts, pudding, tart, and zakuro)
Truths:
Keiichirou and Ryou- Are you two gender-confused sometimes?
Masaya- Why do you have multiple split personalities? WEIRDO! -stabs-
Pudding- Are you planning to take over the world?
Ichigo: Ehh…. we all make mistakes when we're young… -teleports Masaya to her on top of cliff-
Masaya: oh good! You brought me back than-
Ichigo: -pushes-
Masaya: -on his way down- you are such a jerk! -splash-
Masaya: Oh! I'm alive!
Okami: -walks over with plate of cookies, stuffing face with cookies, and kicks bug zapper- ooofpps
Masaya: -dies-
Zakuro: umm, hyper really isn't my thing…
Pudding: you should try it na no da! -stuffs Zakuro's face with candy-
Zakuro: -pupils dilate, hair stands on end- I'M KING OF THE CASTLE! -dives off cliff and swims off into the sunset-
Ichigo: is she gonna be ok?
Pudding: I don't na know da… -looks over to cupcake cake- OH CAKE!
Lettuce: Do you like waffles?
Mint: yeah I like waffles!
Lettuce: Do you like pancakes?
Mint: yeah I like pancakes!
Lettuce: Do you like French toast?
Mint: yeah I like French toast!
Lettuce: do do do do cant' wait to-trips-
Mint: waffles! Wait… anyone… but no host… -brings back Masaya and kills, dumping back into river- That felt much better… thank you!
Keiichirou: Only on Tuesdays
Ryou: what?
Masaya: -gets stabbed by Wolfy1324. proceeds to bleed in river. Sharks attack.-
Okami: Sims! Can you clean up Masaya, he's starting to make a mess!
Sims: fine… -revives-
Pudding: yes! And I'll bring peace, love, and cake to everyone na no da!
Sims: Next one is from
These are my tortures... I mean dares . ((Not))
~Dares~
Kish & Ichy(Ichigo)- Sing barbie girl!
Mint- Put a pare of kish's USED pants on your head for a day! :)
Ryou- Eat some hobos under wear...
Pudding- Eat pudding... Teehee
~Questions~
Mint- What did you think when you dog turned into a "THING"? ((I would have thought: OMFG! RUN B*H! RU~N!))
Ryou- Do you want to eat pudding's head?
Kish- Urmm... Why did you kiss Ichigo the first time you saw her? I mean C'mon! She could have been a complete bitch and you still did it!
Thats it... For now **Insert evil laugh!**
Kish: Hi barbie!
Ichigo: Hi ken!
Kish: You wanna go for a ride?
Ichigo: sure gen!
Kish: jump in!
Ichigo and Kish: -drive off singing barbie girl-
Mint: -carefully places them on her head- eww! They smell like alien!
Keiichirou: what does alien smell like?
Mint: -sniffs- Olive oil…?
Ryou: -pulls out fancy plate and silverware. Proceeds to cut a piece and eat it before vomiting- yeah… no amount of beauty can hide the fact that I'm eating a hobo's underwear -takes another bite-
Pudding: YAY! NOM! -pulls out pudding cup and eats it-
Mint: I thought about how that dog breeder lied! She told me my dog was a pure bred! That's clearly not a pure bred! I promptly sued the dog breeder, and spent the money on silk handkerchiefs to dry my tears.
Ryou: No…
Pudding: she means this pudding! -stuffs ryou's mouth with pudding-
Kish: I couldn't think of anything else to do…
Sims: our final letter comes from… huh? TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas… This can't be good.
Hi, I'm BladeofMoonlight, and I have some dares and questions. I hope you enjoy:
Dares:
Deep Blue: BE NICE TO THE HUMANS!
Deep Blue: LIKE BEING NICE TO THE HUMANS!
Deep Blue: Find a girlfriend. (ps she has to be human. Like meee!)
Ichigo: Dump Mayasa and never think of him again. Marry Kish.
Mayasa: Just kill yourself...I never want to hear your annoying voice again...
Mint: Give some money to charity-a good round number (ps zero is off limits!)
Taruto: MARRY PUDDING! YOU'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER!
Pie: Just admit you like Lettus
Questions:
Deep Blue: Why are you soooooo mean?
Ichigo: Are yourself adn your relationship with Mayasa all you care about?
Mayasa: Why are you so damn annoying? Just DIE!
Zukaro: Can you give me some tips on being popular?
Pie: Why do you act like a robot?
Hope you like it!
Deep Blue: ehh… I kinda gave up on the whole cleansing thing. It's easier to sit all day and watch tv. Humans got some great tv. Also, confirmed bachelor. No girlfriend for me.
Ichigo: Well I don't know about Marrying Kish, but I've kinda given up on Masaya…
Masaya: Wha?
Ichigo: It's not me, it's you -pushes into river-
Mint: Are negatives allowed?
Okami: No! We can't steal from charity! It's bad for ratings!
Mint: Fine… Here's a dollar… actually, two!
Okami: yay! This is going right to my thighs! -buys two cookies-
Tart: umm… -blushes-
Pudding: -glomps- he's like a gummy bear -noms-
Pie: I like Lettuce.
Lettuce: you do?
Pie: no. Just don't want to get attacked. I've stayed pretty much under the radar in this show…
Lettuce: meanie! -punches-
Pie: -falls into river-
Deep Blue: Type A personality.
Ichigo: I mean… I have hobbies…
Okami: Like what?
Ichigo: being relevant to the plot…
Masaya: -continues to float down river, dead-
Zakuro: Don't worry about it. Being popular is over rated. What matters are the friends you have! As you grow up, you'll find that they'll be the ones who make it all worth getting up in the morning!
Okami: was that actually helpful advice?
Zakuro: I don't know… it's only been 8 years… she's probably already figured it out for herself.
Pudding: -looks to pie- yeah! Why are you all bleep bloop Pie?
Pie: I do not know what you are talking about. I am just a biological lifeform, like you, HUMAN! -eyes glow red-
Okami: -kicks, a metal clang is heard and Pie's eyes turn back to normal and he falls over- Well, that's all we got for today! Thanks for everything, and Enjoy your late answers- drags off Pie-
Masaya: -limps into view- yeah… you guys are… great…. But, why not pick on someone else?
Pudding: Because you are annoying! -pushes and he rolls back down the hill he limped up into the river-
Sims: thanks for waiting! See you next time I suppose….