None of this is part of the continuity.

"Severa," Robin said to the girl seated across from him. "Do you know why you're here?"

"Why is your office so big? You're a tactician!" Severa exclaimed. "You don't need a big office! What do you even do during peace times! Gawds, you're so useless!"

"Wait for it…" Robin muttered to himself.

"...I guess it is smart to have a map of the world on the wall over there…" Severa admitted. "N-not that I like this office or anything!"

"...Did you just act tsundere toward a room?" Robin asked.

"What does that word even mean?" Severa asked. "Are you just using big words because you think you're smarter than everyone? That's so typical of you!"

"First off, I don't think I'm smarter than everyone." Robin said. "I know I am. Secondly, you are the personification of the word 'tsundere'. If you were to look up 'tsundere in a dictionary, there would be a picture of you, or at least someone who looked an awful lot like you."

"That's not a definition!" Severa exclaimed.

"It is for me." Robin replied.

"You know, there are other smart people in the Shepherds, but none of them are as rude as you!" Severa exclaimed.

"Well, I'll have you know that you aren't included in that number, since you're fired." Robin said.

"WHAT?!" Severa exclaimed. "Why would you fire me?!"

"Honestly, I don't know, and I don't really care." Robin replied. "People got annoyed that you didn't have a real chapter, so this is kinda making up for it."

"Fine! If the army doesn't want me, I don't want the army!" Severa exclaimed, crossing her arms. "It's stupid, anyway!" She glared at Robin. "Well?!"

"I'm just going to wait." Robin said, calmly.

"...I suppose I could cover mess duty for the next few days." She said. "N-not that I like this army or anything!"

"We don't have mess duty anymore." Robin responded. "Also, that seems to be completely unrelated. If you're this bad, I can't imagine how bad the real Severa will be."

"I'm the real Severa!" Severa exclaimed.

"No, this is out of canon." Robin responded. "Which is weird. Not that this is out of canon, but that we even have a canon to begin with...Anyway, I failed to save the real Severa, and now she's crippled and traveling with a bunch of misplaced rugrats."

"How do you even know that?" Severa asked.

"This isn't canon." Robin replied. "I can know whatever I want."

"So none of this is real?" Severa asked.

"...No." Robin replied, blood draining from his face.

"So what happens to us after all of this is over?" Sever asked, concerned.

"I don't know." Robin said. "I think we just stop existing."

"What?!" Severa exclaimed. "That's unfair!"

"That's life." Robin replied. He stood up from his chair. "But I don't want to go down without a fight!"

"What are we going to do?" Severa asked, following the tactician.

"Burn the world down!" Robin exclaimed. "Start a riot! Live like we're dying!" He set his office on fire.

"I love you!" Severa exclaimed, as they ran through the rioting streets. It was surprising how quickly the riot broke out.

"You love everybody." Robin said bluntly, as he shattered a window with his elbow.

"T-That's not true!" Severa exclaimed.

"..."

"...Ok, maybe a little."

"Not a lot of description here." Robin said. "He's running out of ideas. It's all going to be over soon."

"What the hell just happened?!" Severa exclaimed. "We were just in your office talking, like, five minutes ago! Now the world's ending!"

"Crack happened, Severa." Robin said, looking out into the distance. "Crack happened."

And then the world exploded around them.

So I went back to my roots a bit. I made it short and completely insane. Since this was out of canon, I basically ran with that.

Hopefully this will sooth the people over who were upset about the lack of a Severa chapter. It would be pretty ironic if the annoyed Severa fans wound up liking the canon, injured Severa so much they forgot about the lack of a chapter for her. But then how would I get those readers to read Failed a Spotpass? That's how you attract fans! Deny them what they want, show them something they want better than the original thing they wanted, then give them the original thing! I'm pretty sure that's how people sell drugs.

Anyway, I'll also be doing a chapter like this on Laurent, but next time: the second to last dump!