I figured the best way to end this story was to ramble. The ending is kinda sudden, but I think this chapter still has a few laughs in it.

Robin was seated at his desk, reading the guide-book for the next Super Smash Brothers game. He looked up.

"Oh." Robin said. "Hello. Didn't see you come in." He put down the book. "Now, I suppose this is the end of our little adventure. We've all laughed, cried...well, I don't think anybody really cried. Nothing emotional really happened. We spent most of this year dicking around. But now it's time to close this chapter of the story."

"...The story's not over, though." Robin said, then paused. "Well, what I mean by that is this one won't be updating. There will be other things, though, the things the author won't shut up about."

"If you like OCs and watching the author build backstories, then you may want to keep an eye out for 'Failed a Spotpass' coming soon to this website. If my romantic life interests you more, then you may want to check out 'Fixer Upper,' which is also coming to this same website."

"Finally, if you just want more of this with even more characters and a bit more of a plotline, you're going to have to wait until the end of the year for 'Smash Cut,' the Smash Brothers version of this story. The author has to wait for the game to come out, to know who's in the roster and to actually get a chance to play it."

"So, as it stands, there are three spinoffs of this story. However, did you know that there was, at one point, one that didn't make it?" Robin asked, as he pulled out a script. "Yes, this is the lost spin-off to 'Decruited.' The story that was never meant to be told."

"Until now."

And Robin began to narrate.

"Alright, Morgan." Morgan said. "Are you ready to go back to your original world?" The two Morgans were standing at the Outrealm gate.

"Is Mother there?" Morgan asked his blue headed, female counterpart.

"Probably." Morgan replied to the white-haired boy. "We'll find out soon enough." She saw a figure approached them from the other side of the gate.

"...Morgan?"

"Lucina! My love!" Morgan exclaimed.

Morgan looked at the alternate version of her mother. It was somewhat strange, how they were completely identical. The only other two people she had heard of from this dimension was her alternate, who somewhat resembled her, and her father's alternate, who looked nothing like him.

"Oh." Lucina said, unhappily. "You're...here."

"Yes I am, love!" Morgan exclaimed. "And now we can be together forever!"

Lucina sighed, then noticed the other Morgan. "Who are you?" She asked.

"Oh! Uh...I'm…"

"What's that?" Lucina suddenly exclaimed. "You're Morgan's lover? He cheated on me? Well, I guess we're going to have to break up, Morgan! It's a shame, considering how close we are. It's a good thing none of this is my fault! Gee wiz." She said quickly.

Morgan wasn't entirely convinced.

Morgan, on the other hand…

"...Waaaaaaaaaah!" He exclaimed, running away crying.

"...That was kind of harsh." Morgan said to the other Lucina.

"It might have been, but I really needed a way out of that relationship." Lucina explained.

"Because of the mother thing." Morgan said.

"I started dating him because he seemed sweet." Lucina explained. "I didn't realize how deep it went until he refused to kiss me, insisting that 'his lips were only for his mother.'"

"Huh." Morgan said. "That's...pretty creepy. Good thing I was never that bad. So what's the sex like?"

"W-What?!" Lucina exclaimed. "I just met you! Why would I tell you about my sex life?!"

"I can think of a few reasons." Morgan said. "But, now that I think about it, given circumstances you probably won't understand, that questions actually is pretty creepy. Why don't you just break up with him normally?"

"Have you met his parents?" Lucina asked, shivering. "They are two terrifying people. If I were to break up with their son, they would probably kill me...or worse!"

"Right. He is a bit of a...special case." Morgan said. "...What if I took him under my wing? Showed him the ropes to...normality?"

"I'm going to be honest with you: I don't really have much of a vested interest in his recovery." Lucina said. "If you manage to get him out of the whole 'momma's boy' thing, I guess I could give him a second chance."

"Great!" Morgan exclaimed. "I won't disappoint you, Mo...um..Mocina?"

"Mocina?" Lucina asked.

"Yeah. Mocina." Morgan replied. "That's your name in this universe. Little different thing."

"That's weird." Lucina said. "...So your hair-"

"Oh look at that!" Morgan exclaimed. "The theme song!"

"What-"

(AN: Think of any old sitcom theme. Anything will work. Just ramble these lyrics as though they were set to a corny sitcom opening theme. Also imagine all the characters doing random sitcom opening stunts, such as opening doors at the same time and smiling, or walking down stairs.)

Invisible ties!

Starring: Morgan as Morgan!

Connecting us through fate!

Morgan as Morgan!

Invisible ties!

Michael Cera as Yarne!

We'll stick together, no matter the date!

? as Henry!

We'll get through this strife together!

Robin as Himself!

Thick through thin, no matter the weather!

And introducing Rook the dog!

Invisible ties!

Morgan was sitting on the couch, reading a book, when two white-haired men entered the house she shared with Yarne and Morgan.

"Oh!" She looked up from her book. "Hi, Morgan."

"Hi, Morgan." Morgan replied.

(Audience laughs)

"Hello, Mr. Henry." Morgan said.

"Nay-ha!" Henry exclaimed. "We killed the dog!"

(Audience goes apeshit)

"Really?" Morgan said.

"Well, not-dad wanted to see if we could make it talk like a person." Morgan said.

"I love shows that have talking dogs!" Henry exclaimed. "I figured putting human parts in it would make it talk like a person!"

(Audience screams in horror)

"...Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to have you spend time with your father." Morgan said.

"My not-father." Morgan replied.

"Right." Morgan said. "We should try something else to wean you off your mother."

"Speaking of Mother, when can I send her another letter." Morgan asked.

"When did you send your last letter?" Morgan asked him, as if she was talking to a child.

"Yesterday." Morgan replied.

"What did I tell you?" Morgan asked him.

Morgan sighed. "I have to wait a month after sending one letter to send another one, and three days after getting one back."

"Right." Morgan said.

The door opened again.

"Hello, Morgan!" Robin exclaimed.

He waited.

"...I said, 'HELLO MORGAN!'" Robin shouted.

(Crickets)

Robin looked up from the script he was reading, annoyed.

"You know what? Screw you guys! I don't need an audience. We can go Office on this story!"

"Hello, Morgan!" Robin exclaimed.

"Dad!" Morgan said. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just here to tell you guys about the upcoming ball." Robin said.

"I'm really excited about this ball." Robin told the camera. "I'm not really a big dance guy, but I'm just anticipating the pointless drama!"

"This is probably the best thing I could ask for right now!" Morgan exclaimed. "What better way to get Morgan's mind off of his mother then to get him a date to the ball! I just have to find someone to hook him up with!" She paused. "Wait….all my friends are already taken….This could get tricky."

"I can't wait to write to Mother about this!" Morgan exclaimed. "Maybe I could get her to come out and be my date!"

"I heard that blood is blue when it's inside of the body." Henry mused. "I should try and find a way to see it! Nay-ha!"

"Actually, let's stop this." Robin said. "The last thing we need is a look in the head of Henry."

"...Are you going to say anything else, Dad?" Morgan asked.

"What?" Robin asked.

"You're just...stand there. You only mentioned the dance." Morgan said.

"Oh. Yeah, that's all I got." Robin replied. "Come on, Henry. You should leave the kids alone."

"Alright!" Henry exclaimed.

Robin looked at him. "No creepy comment?"

"Day's still young!" Henry exclaimed. "I wonder how days age. Can they die?"

The two men left, leaving the two Morgans alone.

"Morgan! We have to get you a date for the dance!" Morgan exclaimed.

"I was actually thinking of asking my Mother." Morgan said.

"But don't you see?" Morgan exclaimed. "This is a great opportunity for you to learn how deal with girls that aren't your mother!"

"But what if I don't want to?" Morgan asked.

"Then you'll never win Lucina back!" Morgan replied.

"...Isn't Lucina going with your dad?" Morgan asked.

"I meant your Lucina!" Morgan exclaimed.

"Oh!" Morgan exclaimed. "I get it! Who's my date then?"

"Well, actually-"

"You know what?" Robin said. "I'm just going to skip around. This wasn't picked up for a reason."

Chrom walked up onto the stage the band was set up.

"I would like to welcome all of you to…" He looked at the piece of paper he was holding. "'The First Annual Ball of the Shepherds and Assorted Guests.' I hope you all enjoy yourselves. Also, someone spiked the punch. They left a note, saying the punch was spiked, so we replaced the bowl. It was signed with a black spot. It was a really bad prank. I hope you do better next time."

"Yarne!" Morgan exclaimed. "This is so exciting!" She was holding Yarne by the arm- practically dragging him into the dance hall.

"I don't know, Morgan!" Yarne exclaimed. "I've never been good at dances!"

"You'll be fine!" Morgan exclaimed,tightening her grip. "We can figure it out together! And you know," she purred, "We can figure out a few other things together after the dance!"

"O-O-OH!" A stuttering Yarne exclaimed. "Morgan! Other Morgan! Male Morgan! Hi!" He gestured with his free hand toward the young man. "H-How's your date?"

"I'm having a bit of trouble with them." Morgan admitted.

"What's wrong?" Morgan asked.

"Them?" Yarne asked

"Yes!" Morgan exclaimed. "Them!"

"How?" Morgan asked.

"Everybody in this town wears the same thing!" Morgan exclaimed. "I asked one girl, she said yes, I confused her with another girl, and now I'm somehow going with both!"

"...Seriously?" Robin exclaimed. "The 'two dates to the prom' thing? Let's see here…" He flipped through the rest of the pages. "Yeah, this is crap. I'm not entirely sure why I thought this was a good idea." He threw the script behind him. "Anyway, I guess that's that. See you all around."

I committed to not changing the Morgan's names. It's kinda confusing but still somewhat fun.

Yup. That was a thing.

I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. And, I guess, I hope you all enjoyed this story. I'm ending it on this...random note. Odds are, if you liked it, you'll like some of my other stuff, which Robin mentioned.

Thanks to everyone who reviewed the story! It's been fun!