Some people are going to be really excited about this, others have no idea what's going on, so I'll explain.

Back in January, I began writing a Fire Emblem story called 'Decruited.' Robin would meet with each individual member of his team and fire them from the army. Robin, unlike his canon self, was snarky, fourth wall aware, and a bit of a dick. It was very reminiscent to "Ex-Men" from the Pete Holmes Show.

It was a pretty popular story, if I do say so myself. I realized I could do the same thing with Smash brothers, given how the plot works. In fact, I realized I could increase the scope a bit and make it actually have a story.

To those who care, this story isn't going to be connected to the other two stories that came from Decruited. It's more of a direct sequel, so don't worry about me getting my OC peanut butter mixed with my Smash jelly.

I'll probably reference Fire Emblem Awakening at times throughout the story, if it's called for. Most of the time it might just be a name or a character, so if it goes too in-depth, I'll explain it at the end of the chapter.

Another thing I should warn you about it, spoiler-wise, everything from anything is fair game. I won't just throw out spoilers pointlessly. I'll only do so if the plot (or the comedy) demands it.

The story is split into five different parts. The first four will be the various meetings between Robin and the fighters, split between the four Smash games. The last one deals with the underline plot that's going to be going through the entire story.

Hope you like it!

"Mario, you've become a bit of a polarizing figure." Robin said.

"...It's-a-me, Mario." Mario said. "I'm-a an icon! How am I polarizing?"

"Well, not only are you a somewhat racist Italian stereotype that's been made surprisingly popular, but you also seem to be pandering too much to a Western audience." Robin replied.

"Pandering? How am I-a pandering?" Mario asked.

"You can literally wear the American flag." Robin stated.

"What's-a wrong with that?" Mario asked. "I-a wore it in an old golfing game!"

"Really." Robin said. "Do you honestly think anyone remembers that?"

"...Weegee wears an outfit from some old-a anime we were in, and we-a already have a bunch of obscure-a characters." Mario said. "What's the harm in-a pandering a little?"

"Look, I just wanted to talk to you about wearing some different outfits." Robin said. "More people might be included if we have you wear the colors of all the other countries."

"How many countries are there with flags?" Mario asked.

"...Around 75…" Robin admitted. "This might not work . I doubt that they could all fit in the game."

"What?" Mario asked.

"Yeah, you're right. Might just be easier to pander to the US. Naga knows they eat that shit up." Robin admitted. "Now, the second thing on this list is that you want to change your moveset? What's wrong with it?"

"I was-a thinking that maybe we could make it all FLUDD based." Mario said.

"...Why would anybody want that?" Robin asked.

"Well, you know how popular it was back in the last-a Brawl, right?" Mario asked.

"...That's because everything was based on the Gamecube era." Robin said, then paused. "That doesn't really mean anything to you. Let's just say that this time everything should be based off Galaxy."

"But I like-a FLUDD!" Mario exclaimed. "It's my-a favorite move to use in battle."

"I doubt it even works that much." Robin stated. "Besides, I think we've scratched all the nostalgia points we need to. We got Pac-man, Mega Man, Duck Hunt, and, from Sunshine, Bowser Jr, not to mention all of his siblings." Robin said.

Mario sighed. "Fine." He said.

"Good." Robin said. They sat there in silence for a few moments. "So what's up between you and Peach?"

"What do you-a mean?" Mario asked.

"Do you guys have...something going on?" Robin asked. "Like, you know, me and Lucina?"

"Oh...I know what you-a mean." Mario said, wiggling his eyebrows. "She makes me cake."

"Yeah."

"Oh, yeah."

"..."

"..."

"...You mean real cake, don't you?"

"Well, what else would I-a mean?" Mario asked. "Doesn't Lucina make you-a cake?"

"She tried, once, but it wound up-" Robin stopped himself. "Not the point. Mario, anyone can make anybody cake. What's a special thing couples can do?"

"...Ice cream cake?"

"I'm talking about sex, Mario."

"...Is that something like-a red velvet?"

"Oh Naga." Robin sighed. "I am not giving the mascot of Nintendo the sex talk. I should find someone who knows this kind of stuff to do it."

"You mean like-a Doctor Mario?" Mario asked.

"Don't patronize me." Robin said.

"What?" Mario said. "He's my doctor, too."

"You know what?" Robin said. "We can talk about this later. Why don't you go get an extra life or whatever it is you do in your free time?"

"Okie Dokie!" Mario exclaimed. "So long-a, Robin!"

Robin sighed as Mario left.

"How did I let that gloved asshole talk me into this?"

Guys, Mario can be a bit boring to write, but I think I found it near the end. I would have gone more into the Doctor Mario stuff, but then I'd be out of stuff for his chapter.

Up next: Donkey Kong!