So this chapter is interesting.
Robin looked at Link.
"...Ok. I'll bite." Robin said. "Why exactly are there three of you?"
The Link in the middle sighed. "Well, you see-"
"Cause the ladies love a three-way!" The Link to the right exclaimed.
"...That doesn't mean what you think it means." The middle Link said.
"Hi! I'm Link!" The Link on the left said.
"...Right." Robin said. "Anyway, I think I can guess it. There are a bunch of different Links and you're all three versions of him."
"We're the badass ones that got into Smash!" The right Link exclaimed. "I'm the Hero of Time by day, lady-killer by night! I was in Smash three times, so I'm kinda better than the others."
"Killing ladies is bad." Left Link said.
"Wait, three times?" Robin asked.
"Time travel, bitch!" He exclaimed.
"Ironically, that's the Link that would later teach me his sword moves after he died prematurely." Middle Link commented,
"What was that?" Time asked.
"Anyway, you can just call me Twilight, because I did some stuff with the Twilight Realm." Twilight said.
"He's totally hitting that Midna chick!" Time exclaimed.
"You cannot hit Midna!" Left Link exclaimed. "She's an assist trophy, not a fighter!"
"I'm not banging Midna!" Twilight said.
"Really?" Time asked. "Cause if you're not…"
"Anyway, the genius to my left is the current Link, from Skyward Sword." Twilight said. "He's fighting all the matches, even though it's my Zelda and Ganondorf who he's fighting against."
"His head's kinda in the clouds." Time said.
"I live in the sky!" Sky exclaimed.
"I can't believe we descend from him…" Twilight commented.
"...Well, you three are an interesting bunch." Robin commented. "If Sky's the current Link, why are you three hanging around?"
"There are, like, five Links hanging around." Time commented. "Two-fifths of them are me, so I don't mind."
"Speak for yourself." Twilight said.
"Shut up, furry." Time retorted.
"I ride a bird!" Sky exclaimed.
"Good for you." Robin said. "This meeting is already confusing and, given what I wanted to ask you about, it's only going to get worse. I need an official account on the timeline for our records. Believe me, time travel can be a tricky business."
"Dude, I skipped puberty. What do you know?" Time asked.
"My best friend got married and had a daughter, who I married and had a child with, who also got married." Robin replied. "This happened in the span of a couple of years."
"...You married a baby?" Sky asked.
"I'm married to Lucina!" Robin exclaimed.
"Man, I thought I could hit that! Never banged a blue-haired chick before!" Time exclaimed.
"Have you ever had sex?" Twilight asked. "Seriously?"
"Bro!" Time exclaimed. "I was surrounded by hotties during my adventure! Blonds, red-heads, green-heads, fish people, and various other hotties! Really showed them my Master Sword! Bow Chicka Bow Wow!"
"That might be a bit too obvious." Robin said to himself.
"Sometimes, when a girl what's to show you that she likes you, she'll push you off of a flying island." Sky commented.
"You really should take Sky's advice." Robin said. "He's the only one who has canon on his side when it comes to having a girlfriend."
"He sure would do a hell of a lot better than you…" Twilight commented.
"I don't think so." Time said. "Sky's advice tends to vary."
"I had two girlfriends." Sky commented. "One of them got me discounts."
"Well, regardless of how smart he is, he is the first incarnation in your order, correct?" Robin asked.
"Yup." Twilight replied. "He fought against Demise."
"His sword licked me." Sky commented.
"We've all met Ghirahim." Robin said. "It feels kinda weird that he's the one that had to deal with such a sexual villain."
"I probably would have stuck him with my sword, if you know what I'm saying!" Time exclaimed. "Bow Chicka- what?" He asked, as the others looked at him.
"...Wasn't aware of that." Twilight commented.
"Yeah." Time replied. "Would help if you asked about us."
"How much of your sexuality is based off of the fact that it opens up a new realm of innuendos?" Robin asked.
"...Anyway, I come next." Time said. "Yeah, I kinda make things complicated, what with the time travel and constant sex, but, from what I understand, the stories don't mention that last part."
"Actually, if anybody would form a complete timeline, it would be me, Sky, and Young Link." Twilight commented. "I come from the timeline where Time came back from the future, stopped Ganon, and got lost in the Lost Woods. He wound up dying and becoming the Hero's Shade."
"What?" Time asked.
"Oh, don't worry about it." Twilight replied. "I'm pretty sure it's just your younger self's problem."
"Oh." Time replied. "Thank the Triforce for time clones."
"I think I get it." Robin said. "But, my only question is, if you still existed in the Bad Hyrule future, why didn't you stop the return of Ganon?"
Time looked around. "Ok, don't tell Toon this, but I kinda forgot."
"...How is that even possible?" Twilight asked. "Where could you possible have been?"
"Here." Time replied.
"...You let your homeworld suffer just so you could hang around here?" Robin asked.
"Yeah!" Time replied. "Besides, I tried returning after I found out about it during Brawl, but the Goddesses told me that the destruction of Hyrule was destined, so I was forced to stay here!" He grinned. "But hey, it could be worse!"
"...You're another Inigo, aren't you?" Robin asked. "Act's like an ass, but's actually kinda sad?"
"Sometimes I lose matches and I get sad." Sky said.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Twilight asked.
"Nothing." Sky replied. "I just haven't said anything in a while."
"...Look, I don't want to delve into whatever shit the Hero of Time is dealing with, and I got everything I need from you guys, so you can just...leave." Robin said, shooing them off.
The Links got up to leave.
"So you're not allowed to go home?" Twilight asked Time.
"Nope." Time replied.
"...Want to talk about it?" Twilight asked.
"Not really." Time replied.
"...Want to talk about it with-?" Sky asked.
"I'm going to go hit on Samus or something." Time said, exiting ahead of the other two Links, who followed him.
"...I'd ask why Hand keeps those two around, but Sky doesn't seem to have a functioning frontal lobe." Robin commented. "Someone shoot me if I have to deal with an alternate version of myself...again."
So here's the deal: I had the idea of making Sky an idiot since I never played Skyward Sword, Time a pervert, since he deals with a bunch of attractive side characters, and Twilight the straight man.
After determining that, I realized that I had basically made the Links Blue Team from Red vs Blue. So I ran with that.
Up Next: Samus!