I'm sorry because this is not what anyone asked for, but I already had four chapters written over Christmas break. If you want to submit an idea to me for a new chapter, please Private Message me because the Review thing doesn't work. I'll do the original, Crane X Viper, Po X Tigress (you will read in later chapters). Please enjoy this lemon scene.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kung Fu Panda

NO P.O.V

High in the sky, Crane is flying with Viper wrapped around his legs and a picnic basket on his back.

"Hey Crane?" Viper says trying to get Crane's attention. "Yeah, what's up?" Crane asks in reply. "I just want to know where we are going." Viper says with curiosity. "It's a surprise, trust me, you'll love it." Crane says with a mischievous look. "Do I need to close my eyes?" Viper says with seductive tone. "Oh, there is no need." Crane says without noticing what she meant. Viper thinks to herself, "Man, the boys are denser than brick wall."

Crane lands a mile away from the Valley of Peace. "Oh, man, my wings are sore. I think that I need to rest up a bit. I'll take a little nap, and when I wake up, and then we'll eat." Crane says while lying down with back to a tree. "Oh, don't worry; I'll be eating when you wake up." Viper thinks to herself while slithering over to him.

"I wonder if he'll feel this in sleep." Viper thinks to herself. She then starts prodding Cranes sheath with her tail. Slowly his member rises, "Damn, it's actually bigger than I thought it would be." Viper says. "You naughty slut, go on ahead what are waiting for? An invitation? Start sucking and screwing!" Crane says in his sleep.

Cranes Dreamscape

"Man, I'm tired of flying. Hey, there are some lights over there. Finally, a hotel." Crane says in his dreamscape. He walks up to the hotel and walks in. "Hello, can I have a room for the night." He asks the clerk behind the counter. "Sure, honey. Would like some refreshments sent up to your room?" The snow leopardess asks. "Yes please, oh yes, might I ask what your name is?" "My name is Ying Shin. What's yours?" "My name is Crane." Crane replies. "No, what is your name, not your species." Ying says. "But that is my name." Crane says a little shocked. "Oh, sorry." Ying says blushing. Awkward silence follows. "Here is your room key; I'll show you to your room." Ying says hurriedly. "Thank you." Crane replies.

Still in the Dreamscape

That night in Cranes hotel room there is a knock at the door. "Come in." Crane says, not paying attention to who just entered his room. "How are you doing sleepy head?" Ying asks. Crane turns over and says, "I'm doing fine, how...about...you?" Crane stutters with his words because Ying Shin is right in front of naked with some beers in her paws. "I'm fine. How come you don't have a boner right now? A sexy feline in front of an Avian, where is that big bad boy of yours?" Ying Shin teases him by shaking her jugs a little bit. "My boner is right here" Crane replies as his member starts to rise in the dreamscape for Ying Shin and in the real world, Viper saying "Damn, it's actually bigger than I thought it would be." In dreamscape/real world "You naughty slut, go on ahead. What are waiting for, an invitation? Start sucking and screwing!" Crane says. "No need to tell me twice!" Ying Shin says as she bounces on Cranes member, Viper doing the same thing in the real world. Ying Shin/Viper, "Oh shit I'm cumming already!" "That's what I'm talking about." Crane says as he pulls almost all the way out, barely leaving the head in there, then thrusting so hard that he bypasses Ying Shin's/Vipers hymen. He blasts his load inside of Ying Shin/Viper causing them to both faint. "Good night, my sweet." Crane says drunkenly.

Crane then wakes up in the real world, disappointed that what happened in the dream didn't happen in real life. Crane shakes his head and tries to get up, but realizes that he can't because something is on him. Fully awake, he sees Viper on his member covered in cum. Crane realizes something. "What I said and did in the dream, I must have done in real life to Viper." Crane thinks to himself. Crane says, "Hey, Viper wake up. You're on top of me." Viper wakes up and realizes that she still has Crane inside of her. Viper, "Sorry about mating with you Crane, it was just right there. I couldn't help myself." Crane says, "Viper, it's okay, I just don't want you pregnant with my children." "And why not!" Viper says fiercely. "Because, your family would kill me if they found out." (Awkward silence) "Okay, so let's eat because I'm starving."

After they get done eating and have everything packed up, Mantis comes running up to them and says, "Man, am I glad I found you guys. Master Shifu wants you guys back at the palace." "Come on, get on my hat." Crane says. (Monkey is still shopping down in the village.) Crane takes off towards the palace.