Okay, sorry for taking a few weeks. I've had writers block. I'm sure you guys have had it before.
I don't own Kung Fu Panda. (Soon, I will. Even though I'm 15.)
Anyone know how I can contact those Nintendo people? I have a new game idea and some new armor for Link to wear. Sorry if there are "Says", "Said", "Say" errors.
While walking down the stairs, Po tries to start a conversation. "Okay, so, do you want to teach me Tiger style? Or do you want to learn inner peace?" Po asks. "Eh, I'll teach you Tiger style first." Tigress says. "Okay, sounds like a plan. Hey, I need to tell dad I won't be able to come to work for the next four days." Po says. "Make it quick Panda; we need to be on our way." Tigress says when they reach the bottom of the stairs. They head over to the noodle shop. When they arrive at the noodle shop, Po writes a note that says "Dad, I won't be able to help you in the shop for the next four days. But when I get back, I have a new idea for the shop." Then they left the noodle shop and towards a few vendors in town for some ingredients for Po to cook with. Tigress just stood there and watched Po get carrots, onions, Bok Choy, and some peppers. Tigress started walking towards Po to tell him that they needed to go now. "Oh, yes do you happen to have some garlic?" Po asks the vendor. "Well, let me check. Oh, yes, here you go. 20 Yuan, please." The vendor says holding out his paw. "Thank you, let's go Tigress." Po says after he hands the pig the money and starts walking towards the village gates. Once they are outside the palace gates and on their way to the bamboo forest, Tigress asks, "Po, why'd you ask for garlic? We all know you don't cook anything that uses it." "Oh, you'd be surprised, because I use garlic a lot." Po lies to throw Tigress off. "Oh, um, okay. You didn't answer my first question though." Tigress counters. "I asked for garlic because it goes great with fish." "How are we going to get fish?" "Duh, we fish." Po says pulling a fishing rod out of his pack. Po puts the fishing rod back in his pack and they walk in silence. After a few hours of walking, the two finally reached a clearing in the middle of the forest. "Po, we'll set up camp here." Tigress said not realizing that Po was doing exactly that. Tigress started gathering sticks, "Po, we need to start a fire." She turns around and sees Po has pitched the tent, put a tarp over it (in case it rains), got pots out, pulled out makeshift stools, and was waiting on Tigress to bring the over the sticks so he can start the fire. "Well, why are you standing there?" Po says. Tigress just stands there, shocked to see what Po has done in three minutes. "Great, not only is he able to catch me in stealth mode. But he is now faster than me." Tigress sighs then walks over to where Po is sitting. "Here are the sticks. Do you need help with anything?" Tigress asks. "Yeah, I do." Po says. "Huh, thought he'd say 'No I got it all.' I was wrong." Tigress thinks as she stares at him. Po then continues, "I need you to start this fire. I can't do it. Then, we'll try inner peace. Okay." "Okay." Tigress says as she takes the rock and extends her claws. At this, Po flinched. "At least he knows what I can do to him if I wanted to hurt him." Tigress thinks and smiles to herself as she scratches the rock a few times. After about the sixth try, the sparks finally catch the bamboo on fire. "Okay, let's go over there to practice." Po says as he gets up and walks to the edge of the clearing. "Okay, first things first, you need to calm down. Second, you need to face a few facts. Third, you need to let go. Just relax, don't tense up like I see you do when we fight bandits. Fourth, give it whirl and if doesn't work we repeat steps 1-3. You got all that?" Po says. "Yeah, I got it." Tigress says. "At least loosen up." Po says. "I am loosened up. I'm perfectly relaxed." Tigress says. "No, you're not. Your tail is still… I don't know the word for it but you need to let your tail relax." Po said crossing his arms. "Kāishǐ." Po says. Tigress takes a deep breath, and then begins. "I've tried to get Shifu to say that he is proud of me my whole life." "Well, I know this, he is proud of you. He tells you every night when you're asleep. He walks into your room and tells you, me being across from you, I couldn't help but over here." Po says getting nervous. "Thank you, Po. I thought that I was just dreaming when he said those words." Tigress says. "You're welcome. Now, anything else you'd like to "face"." Po says. "No, I think that's about it." Tigress lied. Thankfully her fur was orange so Po didn't see her blush. (I think I made it clear that Po would mate Tigress sooner or later. So, why not next chapter or even later?) "Okay, let's get to work. Go through the steps." Po says. It started raining. Po puts something over the fire and a few things into the pot. He then stands beside Tigress, "You got this." "Here goes nothing." Tigress thinks to herself. She gracefully goes through the motions, and halfway through the rain drop sinks into her fur. "Ugh, this is hard." Tigress said punching a tree, causing it to instantly fall over. "Tigress," Po said sternly. Tigress immediately glared at Po. "You lied, I know. There is something else; you just don't want to tell me." Po said while crossing his arms. "Man, 'angry' does not look good on Po." Tigress thought. "Well, yeah, I'm hungry. When is the… soup going to be done?" Tigress said not knowing they were having noodles. "Tigress, I told you, we're having noodles. Come on, we'll eat then go to bed." Po says as he fixes two bowls of noodles. Po hands one to Tigress and they eat inside the tent where it is dry and quiet. After they get done eating, Po gets into the sleeping bag he brought. "I brought another one if you want to sleep with your back on the ground this time." Po says. "Thanks Po." Tigress said recalling a mission they went on a while back. Begin Flashback
Everyone went to sleep, Po in his sleeping bag and the rest of the five on the ground. Tigress sat sitting cross-legged at edge of their makeshift camp. A few hours later, something wakes her up. Tigress whirled around, only to see that it was Po. "Po! What are you doing? I was about to beat the mess out of you!" "Well, I see that you're the leader and you're all stressified with this mission and stuff. So I figured you could use a back to lean on. Now, just go to sleep. Everything's okay, I won't let anything happen to you…" Tigress just stared at him. "Ugh, I meant you guys. Nothing will happen to you guys." Po said rubbing his head. Tigress went to sleep against Po's back while Po thought, "Crap that was close."
End Flashback
Tigress went out of the tent to relieve herself. When she came back, she put out the fire and walked into the tent. She heard Po say something, so she leaned forward to listen to him. "Tigress is the…best…She is a great…Kung-Fu warrior…and the most beautiful…one at that…I can't tell her…how I feel though…she hates me for…becoming the…Dragon Warrior…and not her…" Po continued his ranting while Tigress said aloud, "Po thinks I'm beautiful and he thinks I hate him. That makes sense, though. I was rude to him his first few days at the Palace." Tigress grabs her sleeping bag and sleeps next to Po. In the morning, Po wakes up very surprised at what he sees.
Okay, readers, I hope you liked it. Lunar Silver, can I get an idea for a romance scene for a later chapter? I need to somehow get it for Crane and Ying Shin who is pissed at Crane for having more than one girlfriend. (Hey, he thought it was a dream. Now he's got two, he gets the better end of the deal if you ask me)
PandaFan91, shoot me a PM when you update. I was wondering when you would update man. Not cool leaving a reader in the dark like that.
MoarFanfic, when is the next chapter coming out? I can't frickin wait any longer! What region do they go to for the mountains? Hoenn? It has a volcano that team aqua tried to destroy (It's in Sapphire version [This one's mine]). And in Lily Cove, it has a nice seaside view. Is is the Khanto? Or the Johto?
WildKratticusFever, surprise me with something. I'm up for a curveball this week and next week. "All right folks, it's the bottom of the fifth. It's 9-13. With bases loaded. Batting for the Yankees is Tigers4ever. Can he hit a homerun? The pitcher for the Red Sox is WildKratticusFever; man can she give you a run for your money with her stories…Er, her throws. Will she be able to end this ball game right now?! Here's the pitch! Strike two, for Tigers4ever. Man, listen to the crowd. They love their Red Sox. One more strike and he's out. It will be a sad day for the Yankees if they lose." I've already got strike one because she's knocked me out of the ball park with her stories. I'm a baseball fan.
(I probably shouldn't do this, eh, what the hell.) The mayor of Hammond, Indiana said our team sucked. My little brother and his team were doing the best they could.
Okay, spoiler alert: Viper ends up pregnant, Ying Shin finds that Crane is in the Valley of Peace, and Tigress ends up making a huge mistake. My question is who wants Crane to be beaten to a pulp by Viper and Ying Shin? Anyone want that to happen? To the readers, please review because I need some criticism here. I've only got two reviews for my story. What the hell? I should have more than that. I don't get reviews from people that are "guests". Now people with an account, I get their reviews just fine. Be good now. I'm waiting for reviews here…
