I don't know the name of Vipers father. Oh, those spoilers I gave out. Yeah, I lied about a few of them. I thought about me story, and I've decided to twist it up just a teensy bit. Well, let me get to work and write something for you. I'm primed and ready. (My mom said I have a very crazy look in my eye, I concur; I am crazy) I don't own Kung Fu Panda. We are still at the Jade Palace, and there is a surprise for Viper and everyone else reading. In Shifu's room, Viper and Crane are getting chewed out worse by Master Shifu than they would ever have been chewed out by their own parents. "Okay, Master Viper, it's just 'Okay'? I can't believe the fact that you two had sex while asleep, but I do believe the fact that you did it while you were awake. Master Crane, what do you have to say for yourself? You could have gotten Viper pregnant!" Shifu ranted. "Master Shifu, I was asleep when all this happened. In my dream, I was having sex with a snow leopard named Ying Shin." Crane regretted saying that the moment he did. "WHAT?!" Viper screamed. "What, you thought I would tell you that?" "Yes, I thought you would tell me that." "Why?" "BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT!" Viper screamed. "Ohhh shit." Crane and Shifu said in unison. "That's great, but our child will have to grow up without a father." "Why?" "Because, your dad is going to kill me when he finds out I got you pregnant." There was total silence. "Trust me, I already know." Grand Master Viper said while he came inside. "Viper, you're grounded. Master Crane, there is someone looking for you down in the village. It is very urgent; I recommend that you go down there before I do kill you." Master Viper hissed. "Yes sir." Crane immediately flew out of the palace and into the village to thank whoever it was looking for him. "Viper, why did you have sex with Crane? Now that you're pregnant with his child, I'm going to have to cancel the wedding." "I don't know why I did it. It just felt right. Wait, what wedding?" "You should remember! It was so that we could have peace between the two villages. Master Chin of the Viper style, you were supposed to marry his son. Don't you remember?" Her father asked glaring at her. "Oh, you mean I was supposed to marry Han. But I don't like him." "I don't care. You were supposed to marry him for peace." Long pause. "I believe she knows already Grand Master. But I do believe that the child is mine and not Crane's." All eyes went to the door way, to land on a red and orange Viper. "Han, why are you here?" Viper hissed. "I'm here for you my dear. The child you bear is mine. I tracked your scent until I found you. I was surprised to find that you were not pregnant already when I did find you." Han said while moving towards them. Viper was broken, "So the baby is yours?" "Yes, my dear. We leave tomorrow, so pack whatever belongings that you have here and then we leave." Han said while leaving. Master Viper started smiling, "So that means I don't have to kill Crane, eh, Master Shifu?" "No, you don't have to kill Crane. But I would kill Han for raping your daughter and getting her pregnant." "No, I don't believe I will." And with, Viper's father left. Viper and Shifu just stood there. Down in the village "Excuse me; do you know where I can find Master Crane of the Jade Palace?" Ying asked as she sat down at a table. "Oh, Master Crane, he works with my son." The owner replied. Ying asked "Who is your son?" "He is the Dragon Warrior." Mr. Ping said as he placed he noodles on the table. "Your son is the Dragon Warrior, but you're a goose. And the Dragon Warrior is a panda, not a goose." "You're not from here, are you?" Mr. Ping asked. "No sir, I came here from the mountains in the north." "You must be tired from your journey. If you want, you can sleep in my son's old room." "Thank you, but I'm just looking for –" "YING SHIN! What are you doing here?" Crane asked as he gave her a quick hug and backed up. "I came here, looking for you." Mr. Ping started telling customers to leave and that they were closing. When everyone left, Mr. Ping went to the market to buy some supplies. This left Crane and Ying Shin alone in the restaurant. Five minutes of talking and catching up. "Wait, let me get this straight. While I was having sex with you in the dream, you were actually having sex with Viper?" "Yep, that's about it." "And now she's pregnant with your child." "Umm, yeah." "But—" "Viper is not pregnant with his child. She is pregnant with mine." They both looked over to the door and saw Han coiled up, as if he was waiting for them. "Who are you? And what to do you mean?" Crane asked. "I am Han, son of Grand Master Chin. You should know who I am. And I mean that the child Viper is pregnant with is my child. Not yours." And with that, Han left. After a few minutes, "So, what do you want to do now?" Ying asks. "Well, since Viper is not pregnant with my child. We can fuck." Crane said, not knowing if she would say yes or not. Ying stares at him for a moment, then smiles, "Sure, my question is, where?" "I know of a place, just hold on to my neck and wrap your legs around me." After five minutes of squirming, "Okay, hold on tight." And with that Crane took off. Okay, I think this is my shortest chapter. I'm friggin bored. Bases are loaded. Up to bat is PandaFan91 for the Yankees, the pitcher Tigers4ever for the White Sox. There is the pitch folks, and OH MY GOD FOLKS! PandaFan91 has knocked the ball out of the park. It's a grand slam. But this game is far from over folks. Translation = Your story has knocked me (the ball) out of the park. I'm not good with some words. I'm just saying that I'm waiting for you to get on with your stories. WildKratticussFever "There's the pitch, and Tigers4ever has struck out for the first time in 3 seasons, this is the first time that has happened. What's this? Tigers4ever is walking to the mound to… Shake Wild's hand. Huh, thought he was going to clock her. Okay, good sportsmanship in the air folks. Let's keep going. Translation = (My expression) WOW! Both of ya'lls stories are amazing. Okay, working on chapter nine. I have Asperger's Syndrome, AKA: Autism. I've overcome all the challenges that I have faced. From being bullied to the fear of solitude. I just can't talk to people. I just ramble on and on about any kind of anime/manga/Pokémon/Military/Boxing stuff. That is the one of the 8 problems I have left to cope with….. Okay, my best friend committed suicide the 17th of March. He was crazy, he had problems with his family, and he drank. I'm fine now, but I'm fuming that they thought he committed suicide because of bullying. He ran away before, tried to commit suicide before, and his family were bitchy to him all the time. Joseph Yutzy was his name. I tried to help by talking to him about the lord trying to save him, but now, I blame myself for not pushing the topic when he waved it off. I'm proud to have called him a friend. I made a promise and I'm going to keep it. This I swear.