A/N I'm in a really good mood right now. Why you may ask? Because I have a 2 liter of Pepsi and I finished writing a parody to a very famous and annoyingly catchy theme. You can see the lyrics at the end of the chapter.
Aside from that I have been anxious to write this chapter ever since the idea wormed its way into the depths of my mildly messed up head. Hope you all enjoy what I have brought to life.
With Harry at the Mall
I wasn't sure what to expect a mall to look like since the biggest thing I've been in was a grocery store. That did nothing to prepare me for the sheer size of the place I was in now. There were dozens of different shops ranging from candy stores to electronics. It was insane and I didn't know where to begin. Fortunately I was being led by an overenthusiastic bookworm that looked like she had just won the lottery. As someone who wasn't used to such genuine happiness it was a bit uncomfortable but I guess I can put up with it. It is Sheska who's happy after all.
"I don't know where to take you guys. Should we start at the bookstore? No, I'll buy something from there and it would be a pain to carry it around the whole store. Is there anything you two are just dying to try or is anything good?" All I could do was stare at her dumbly.
"Sheska, you couldn't have known this but I have never been inside a mall before. So anything you want to do just name it. I'm sure Fran and I will enjoy ourselves all the same." Judging from her expression I think she went into shock. "Sheska are you alright?"
"Am I alright? How could you never go to a mall? It's almost as bad as saying that you've never stepped into a library. You can find sales on all kinds of amazing stuff here. One time I was able to buy 50 books using a single check. However, I was only able to afford ramen because I did that. In that case I need to show you all of the great places here." In that moment I thought I saw a fire light up in her eyes before we were dragged off.
The first place she took us to was a nice little art shop that was owned by a young couple. They were kind to us and when they learned it was my first time in a mall they gave me a beginner's art kit. It had stuff for painting, sketching, and carving. I didn't know how to respond to their actions so I just said a quiet thank you before we left. Fran took the bag and carried it for me but I barely noticed. I wish I wasn't so shocked by kindness, maybe then I could repay it in kind.
Sheska then took us to a few different clothing stores. The first sold women's clothing specifically but the others sold clothes for everyone. I guess she was hoping to get Fran to dress up a bit. Unfortunately before I could realize what was happening they pushed me into a changing room and told me to try on various outfits. I could hear Sheska and Fran laughing on the other side of the door as they grabbed different shirts and pants. I couldn't find it in me to stop their fun. I think I went through 20 different outfits before they ran out of ideas. Sheska didn't buy anything but she wouldn't stop glancing back at the stores as we left to see what else was here.
The next stop on our little tour was a jewelry shop. Everything in there was shining and beautiful but it was too expensive for anyone to afford. Sheska couldn't stop staring at these silver book earrings. The way her eyes sparkled as she looked at them was both cute and hilarious, though Fran wasn't much better. The piece she was eyeing was a necklace with one white angel wing and one black demon wing that arched together to form a heart. They both looked so disappointed when we left; I wish there was something I could do to cheer them up but I don't think there's anything I can do for them at the moment.
The next thing she showed us was the electronics place. Most of the stuff inside was TVs and radios, but there were also some movies lying around. Some of them I remembered seeing from Dudley's birthdays but many of them were new to me. Sheska would point to each one she had seen and tell us about the story. Maybe we could go to her place one day and watch them together because they all sounded fun. It wasn't long before we left and were once more pondering what we should do with the rest of our day.
None of us could think of anything to do so Sheska bought us water and we sat at a bench. I don't think I've ever had this much fun . . . I wonder if my parents are happy for me. I didn't grow up loved or happy but I am now. I looked at Fran and Sheska and knew what my answer was. I'm glad I could have this feeling in my life. Even if I had to go through all that pain again it would be worth it to have this forever. "Hey Harry are you ok? You kind of zoned out there for a minute."
"Sorry about that Sheska. I was just thinking about something weird. What were you saying?" I really need to stop doing these internal monologues.
"I figured we could go through the bookstore here and then head back to the library. How does that sound?"
"It has been a pretty long day . . . you guys go ahead and I'll catch up. I have to go use the bathroom." I left them and entered the restroom. It took all of my willpower not to try and clean the place. There was toilet paper all over the floor, not to mention the piss on the wall. I could understand if a little kid did that but there is no way a child could pee that high. I just let out a frustrated sigh and did what I had to do before leaving. I closed my eyes and shook my head to purge the image of that place from my mind. The minute I step into that bookstore I will be in heaven so just hold out till then.
"Hey there kid, I've been looking all over for you." A hand was placed on my shoulder and my body went rigged. I turned my head and saw a man with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He leaned in close and whispered into my ear. "I would rather not fight that Berserker in such a crowded place. Not with so many bystanders here. Come with me quietly and no one here will be hurt. Not your servant and not that girl you've spent the day with. If you understand nod your head." I nodded my head but it didn't feel like I was in control of my body. Everything around me was moving in slow motion. How did this guy find me? Didn't Jason say that no one could because of some strong spell? What will happen to Fran? She'll fight if she realizes what's happening. What will they do about Sheska? She's got nothing to do with any of this.
"That girl, she doesn't have any magic. You can't hurt her. If I go with you, you have to promise you won't hurt her." The guy let out an annoyed sigh.
"You have the wrong impression about me kid. I'm just the guy that's doing his job. You're an oddity and a threat to everything that the mages association stands for. You are a wizard yet you were able to summon a heroic spirit at a very young age. If someone like you is allowed to become an asset for the wizarding world, we would really be in trouble. Whether they kill you or try to convince you to work for us doesn't matter to me in the slightest. I'm just getting paid to track you down and bring you in. That girl has nothing to worry about and your servant won't either as long as she doesn't attack us." So that's how it is. I clenched my fist and let him lead me away. When we left the building he turned left and took me to an alley where a van was waiting. The door opened and he motioned for me to step inside.
Every thought in my head was screaming at me to run and try to escape. Call for Fran and fight these guys off. But . . . if I do that . . . she'll get hurt because of me. I'll have to find a way to beat them without relying on Fran. No matter what, I won't let these bastards hurt her again. I got inside the van and watched as the guy closed it. There were three other guys inside of it. One in the front and two back here with me. They were all average looking just like that guy but for some reason I knew that I couldn't afford to take them lightly. "Where are you guys taking me?" They chose to ignore my question until the guy opened the door and got in the driver's seat.
"I can't believe you managed to actually get him. Damn, Sherry you really are one talented son of a bitch." So the guy that grabbed me is Sherry. I wonder why he has such a girlish name. No! I need to focus and find out how to get out of here. I closed my eyes and felt for the pulse. It's stronger than it was yesterday. I opened my eyes and I was able to see a pulse coming from each one of them. I stretched it out until it covered the entire car but I don't know what to do now. What could I possibly do to beat these guys? Something strong entered the area I had covered and for an instant I was terrified it was their boss. But my shock turned to confusion when a small hawk flew into the van through an open window. All of that power was coming from that bird. In the time I blinked the bird was replaced by Jason, who was throwing a punch at Sherry.
"Hey Harry, I thought you could use some help." Hearing that I felt irritated that I was being saved by someone again, I felt pathetic that I couldn't save myself, but more than anything else . . . I felt happy that he showed up. I grinned from ear to ear and slammed my elbow into one of their groins.
"You aren't exactly wrong. Can you give me a minute to concentrate?"
"Consider it done kid." He kneed Sherry and punched the other guy while I slammed my hand into the floor of the van. If I can take my clothes and other people when I do this, I don't see why I can't take a whole car! The four of them tried to take down Jason but somehow he kept hitting them back. I guess they can't afford to use their magic inside the car. Too bad for them, I'm not limited like they are.
"Hang on Jason!" I pulled everything to the last place I had met the mages. I thought I had done it perfectly until the van dropped into the River Thames. The back of my head slammed into the window putting a large crack in the glass. Water started to pour into the van making it hard to get out through the door. I tried to sit up but the whole world wouldn't stop spinning.
"Harry duck!" I heard Jason scream at me. He said something that I couldn't catch and a loud explosion ripped sounded from behind me. I felt myself become weightless and was thrown out of the van and onto the concrete. I crawled over to the rail and watched as the van sank into the river. Jason, as a hawk, flew out of the van and landed beside me before turning back into himself. "Kid . . . I feel like . . . you left out . . . a lot of . . . important information." Jason said as he tried to catch his breath. "Next time we have a talk, tell me everything so I can actually protect you. Now let's get out of here because something tells me Berserker is not going to be happy when she finds out what happened."
We were walking away from the river until something burst out of the water. "You have got to be fucking kidding me." Jason growled as we turned and saw Sherry.
"Could you stop getting in my way Jason? Save the kid after I get my money." Sherry said as he extended his hand toward the river and chains shot from the ground. The chains dived into the river and pulled out the other three guys who were now coughing up water. "You really don't know how important he is. I am trying to resolve this as peacefully as possible, but if you keep getting in my way, well; I can't be held accountable for what's going to happen."
Jason glared at Sherry and pointed his wand up. "I guess I should officially introduce myself. My name is Jason Colt and there is no way in hell you are getting this kid."
"Very well, unlike Dante I have a level of respect for everyone. My name is Sherry Veil. I am the one that can track that child. The three of you might as well introduce yourselves."
"My name is Dave Wilson; I hope you can keep up wizard."
"I'm Bob hope we can enjoy the fight this time."
"And I'm Dickless, Bill Dickless."
I looked at Jason and realized that he was in the same position I was. We were both laughing our asses off. "They . . . they're trying to sound so cool. Hahaahahha oh god can we please start fighting . . . if we don't start soon I think I might die."
"And I can't believe that idiot's name is actually Dickless." We leaned on one another to try and stop ourselves from collapsing. "Also, their leader's name is Sherry. What, did the doctor think you didn't have a penis?"
"That's actually what happened, are you done?"
"Hahahahhahahahhah!" We heard the chains coming after us and smirked at each other. I jumped back while Jason turned into a hawk and soared into the sky. I looked to Sherry and grabbed my pocket knife. I apparated behind them and went to stab his side. He was shocked but he managed to punch me in the face.
"All mages receive combat training when they join the clocktower. Don't think you can beat me with cheap tricks like that." Sherry said as I pulled myself back up. I had to apparate away in order to avoid the chains. "You idiots we need him alive."
"If you don't go for the kill you won't be able to beat me." I ran forward while keeping my body close to the ground. As the chains flew at me I jumped over them and apparated in front of Dave before kicking him in the face, apparating behind him, and stabbing him in the leg. I ran away and jumped over the rail but I couldn't apparate fast enough. One of their chains wrapped around my arm and dragged me into the air but instead of being worried I was able to smirk. A purple light soared through the sky and severed the chain allowing me to apparate and kick Dickless in the balls. I jumped back and held my knife up in a defensive stance.
"Sherry. How the hell is that kid able to fight like this? He's fighting like a seasoned veteran!" Bill said as he clutched his balls.
"I don't know myself but it's like he's a different person." Sherry said as the wind started to pick up around him. "Looks like I won't be able to hold anything back in this fight. Why couldn't you have just come quietly?" A dark red energy appeared in Sherry's hand but I ignored it as I lowered my knife.
"Do you have any idea what she means to me?" They stared at me in confusion. "Please, whatever god exists can you please give me a friend. Someone that can understand me. Someone that knows the pain I've been through. Can I please meet someone like that before I die and can that person be my friend? That was my one true wish." I glared at all of them and raised my knife again. "How can I turn my back on the first good thing to happen to me! I will die a thousand times before I let you bastards hurt Fran!" I charged forward and without thinking swung the knife. For the briefest moment it glowed green and a blast of magic surged forward. Sherry raised his arm and fired that red bolt while their chains clashed with it. The magic slammed together and blew apart the ground.
The explosion created a small dust cloud that blocked my view of them. Hopefully it did the same thing to Sherry. I ran inside the warehouse and looked for a place to recover but I was sent flying when the doors were blown open. I grit my teeth and pushed myself up only to cough up a bit of blood. There was a stinging in my stomach and when I looked down I saw a large strip of metal sticking out. "I told you it would have been better if you had come in quietly. Damn it, surrender and I can get you help quickly." I stood up on shaking legs and stared at the man who was looking at me with pity.
"I'm not done yet." I gripped the metal and ripped it out of me. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"You damn idiot." He rushed forward with concern in his eyes but I punched him in the face and sent him flying.
"I will not die . . . I will not go with you . . . and no matter what, I won't lose!" As I screamed the pain left my body, replaced by an overwhelming sense of power. It was no longer like a heartbeat, my magic felt like a river flowing through every portion of my body. Like it was in every part of me at once. "With this I can't lose." To me it seemed like everything was moving slowly but that didn't feel accurate. He isn't slow, I'm fast.
I rushed forward and punched Sherry in the gut, his face slowly changed to a pained expression so I kept up the assault. I need to beat him right here right now, before he has a chance to fight back. I began to get slower and slower until he was able to counterattack by kneeing me in the gut. It hurt more than I was expecting so I jumped back to gain some distance. My wound hasn't fully healed has it? Screw it I have to keep going. I ran forward and got punched again but I pushed my head forward and kicked his side. I might not be fast anymore but my magic is still making me strong. For the first time in my life I was fighting someone and landing my own attacks, I should be scared or worried but I'm not. No, I'm excited.
"I need to finish you off so I can go help Jason take on the other three goons." I ducked under one of Sherry's kicks and punched him in the balls before apparating and kicking his face. Rushing the assault I sweeped his leg and jumped on top of him, throwing punches and elbows at random, hoping that it would be enough to take him down. Sadly it wasn't and he threw me off. My body was getting sluggish, I have to end this now.
"Give up." That as all he said to me as he wiped some blood away from his lip. I clenched my fist before apparating below him. I used my hands as springs and kicked him in the jaw. He was sent flying a few feet away, when he landed I pulled out my knife and held it to his throat.
"You're the one that needs to surrender."
Outside with Jason
While the dust cloud was still there Jason nose-dived between three of the mages and transformed back into a human. He kicked one and sliced the other two with a cutting curse. He dropped under a magic bolt that blasted away a large section of concrete and sent a fireball at Bill. Switching between the two spells was becoming very tiring, very quickly. Jason turned back into a hawk and flew at the nearest mage only to swipe at the guy's eyes with his talons. Jason was able to cut him but not blind him. Two chains surrounded them and started to tighten, so Jason turned back into a human and jumped off the guy's head, avoiding the attack and forcing them to knock out their ally. "You guys are way to easy. Where's that Dante guy? Now he was a real challenge."
The two mages that were left fell for Jason's ploy and attacked. He charged forward much to their shock and sent a blasting hex at the ground. It forced the chains into the air, allowing Jason to slip in close. They didn't have time to react as Jason fired off another fireball, which managed to burn the arm of Bob, who was now howling in pain. "And then there was one." Jason said as he pointed his wand at Dave. "I'll let you take your guys and leave if you surrender now. I don't want the kid to be a part of a murder."
"Funny I was thinking the same thing." Jason didn't have time to ponder what was said because a wall of fire suddenly surrounded him. "You are quite the troublesome guy Jason, but of everyone in our group I'm the best ruin user. Touch those flames and you won't be able to- WHAT!"
"Who cares if I get burned? It doesn't matter if I can protect that kid." Jason said as he stepped through the fire. "Honestly, I would've passed out if I were a normal person. But when you're put under the torture curse for a few hours you become accustomed to pain."
"H-h-h-h-h-how could you survive those flames?"
"I had to give up a ruin of my own to survive it but it's worth it to save him. Fiendfyre burns hotter by the way." Jason said with a smirk before running at the infuriated mage. "You're all the same, insult the pride and you give me all the openings I need." He slipped under another magic bolt and fired a stunner right into his screaming mouth. He fell down slowly with a loud thud. Jason didn't bother to look at the others and made his way to the warehouse. A bunch of noises had come from inside while he fought those bastards.
When Jason finally got to the door he saw Harry above Sherry with his knife ready to strike.
Harry's POV
"Harry don't do it!" I heard Jason yell but I couldn't take the blade away. Not with the image of Fran being held down as Dante went to kill her. All I have to do is press down on the blade and one threat ends. If I do that he can't hurt Fran or anyone else. Do it! Do it! DO IT! NO! "Harry I have been where you are and trust me when I say it isn't worth it. There are times when you can take a life and it is the right thing to do but this isn't one of those times."
"Jason."
"I have killed a lot of people and while some of them deserved it they still had families. They had children. Because of me they grew up without fathers and mothers and I can never take that back."
"JASON!" he finally kept his mouth shut. "I won't kill him. Sherry, I want your word that you won't bring any harm to Berserker unless she attacks you first. I want your word that you won't allow any harm to come to Sheska. As for me, come at me as much as you want. I'm only going to get stronger and one day I'll be so strong that no one will dare come after us. Do I have your word?"
"If it means I don't die today then I give you my word. I can't say the same thing about my partners though." I stood up and punched him in the jaw one more time. This one actually knocked him out so I took his wallet and looked inside. A map with certain buildings circled, a shit ton of cash that I couldn't bother to count, and the phone number for the clocktower. Today just gets better and better. I walked away and looked at Jason for a minute.
"You and me have a lot to talk about but right now I need to get back to Fran and Sheska. If it's possible, don't let Fran know about what happened here. I don't want her to worry about something that's already happened."
"Sure thing kid, and before you go let me take care of those clothes. Reparo." With a flick of his wand my shirt and pants were good as new, not to mention the pants actually fit me now.
"Thanks. For this . . . and for coming to save me." I didn't wait to hear a response I just apparated back to the mall.
I walked through the place as fast as possible and decided to make a pit-stop at the jewelry shop. After that I ran to the book store where I saw Fran holding a large stack of books while Sheska went through the shelves for more. Despite the pain that racked throughout my body I smiled and laughed at how silly the two of them looked. Looking at them it was hard to tell that I was just in a battle for my life because of how happy they made me. "Fran! Sheska! I got you guys a present." I held up the necklace and earrings that they had wanted and Sheska's jaw dropped.
"How did you get that?"
"A friend lent me a bit of money when he saw that I was with two beautiful girls. His name's Jason. If you ever meet him he might seem like he's trouble but he's really a good guy." I said with a smile before the world went dark.
Later in the night
Sherry woke up thrashing and screaming like a madman. The others had to pin him down before he regained his composure. "Are you alright dude? Out of all of us you had the worst injuries." Bob said as he offered some tea to Sherry who accepted it gratefully.
"You didn't see it did you?" The others looked at Sherry in confusion.
"What are you talking about?" They asked him.
"When I first grabbed him he was scared about what was happening to him and what would happen to the girls. His personality did a fucking 180. But that isn't what terrified me. His eyes were green and even I felt comfortable looking at them . . . but when he held that knife to my throat
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His eyes were blood red.
A/N Thus ends chapter 7 and my insomnia. I hope everyone enjoyed the fight as well as Harry's little outing. *sigh* to be on a date with an adorable bookworm and a gorgeous biological tank. Is it wrong to be jealous of an 8 year old kid? No I don't think it is. Oh and the catchy theme is the first Pokemon theme.
Also thank you guest for the wellspring of knowledge. I'll look through all of it and see if there's anything I can use because quite frankly it all sounds so cool. For real thank you and if I decide to use any of it I'll be sure to give you the credit for making it available to me.
Now without further ado I give you the parody that I made without being paid to do so. Because my friends suck and don't pay me to be awesome. (I'm joking I love doing it for free. And no not that it. gutter heads.)
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