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"Okay Tony what's with the giant bag of Donuts don't think you're waist line is thick enough as it is?" Kate teased as Tony came into the bullpen balancing a giant white bag of donuts.
"For your information Kate I haven't gained or lost an ounce since I was in college. Here you want a donut. I got them for Gibbs but I'm sure he wouldn't mind sharing."
"What wouldn't I mind sharing?" Gibbs asked coming into the bull pen.
Oh hey boss I got you some donuts as a thank you for letting me stay with you until my apartment is fixed."
"Glazed?"
"Of course." Tony nodded handing over the bag.
"Wait hold it a second you're actually letting him stay with you really?" Kate looked in disbelief between the two men.
"Can't have him freezing or sleeping in his chair. My doors always unlocked anyway." Gibbs shrugged digging into the bag.
"Which by the way isn't smart." Kate pointed out. "But that's beside the point. You do realize Tony could just go to a hotel I mean he spends a hundred dollars a pop on his ties he can afford a hotel room."
"As true as that is Kate what's the point of him wasting his money when I have the spare room."
"The point is you wouldn't have to deal with Tony and he would have less money to waste on clothes."
"First of all hey I'm still here and secondly you love my clothes Katie Girl and you know it." Tony winked sitting at his desk.
"Ah don't get to comfortable DiNozzo we have a case at Little creek base lets go."
"On it." Tony jumped up grabbing his bag and following Kate and Gibbs out of the office.
After getting to the scene and trying to race against the tide Tony jumped in front of the body saving it from the salty water. He stood up shaking off.
"Ew."
"Good job DiNozzo."
"Yes thank you Anthony." Ducky praised I Have an extra suit in the van if you'd like to change.
"Yes thanks Ducky." Tony shook the water off him as best as he could well walking back to the ME van. He grimaced as he got inside and pulled the wet clothes from his body grabbing the fresh suit. He grimaced even harder when he noticed how small it was. "Kate is going to have a field day." He grumbled.
He jumped out of the van and walked back to the crime scene. Kate took one look at him and doubled over laughing.
'Oh Yes laugh it up." Tony grumbled.
"Oh Trust me I will." Kate smirked.
"DiNozzo go and see where the phone call originated.
"on it boss." Tony walked towards the main building getting sideways looks from everyone as he passed. He got the information he needed or lack thereof from the man who had taken the phone call he grumbled as he came back to the crime scene. "it was a blocked number boss don't know where it came from.
"Well it has to be able to be traced somehow." Gibbs looked up from his notepad.
"Maybe that McGee can help." Tony pointed as Gibbs head shot up Tony suppressed a smirk.
"Yes maybe." Gibbs looked down at his notepad. "Tony call him see if he can help."
"On it boss." Tony said his hand already on his cell phone. He pulled it out and pretended to be scrolling through his contacts looking for Tim's number. He finally pressed a button and waited for Tim to answer.
"Norfolk NCIS Agent Timothy McGee speaking how may I help you."
"Well don't you sound professional McGoo." Tony teased.
"Agent DiNozzo." Tim said slightly surprised not expecting Tony to call him work line. "How may I help you?"
"We have a blocked number we need help tracing think you're up to the task?"
"Uh sure just bring me everything you have and hopefully we can set you up."
"Oh come on McGenius I know you can do better than that."
"Agent DiNozzo just please bring me what you have." Tim rolled his eyes at his boyfriends antics.
"Of course." Tony closed the phone and turned back to Gibbs. "I have to go meet with Agent McGee give him this information so he can try and track down the call for us."
"Well get on it." Gibbs barked.
"Of course on it boss." Tony went towards the car leaving Kate and Gibbs on the beach. He pulled up in front of the Norfolk base he flashed his badge. "Here to meet Agent McGee."
"Go right through." The guard waved him though as he went to find Tim's tiny office. He pulled up in front of it cutting off the engine and getting out. He knocked on the door.
"Come in." Tim's voice came from the other side. Tony turned the knob letting himself into the office.
"Well Agent McGee good to see you again."
"You too Agent DiNozzo." Tim looked at the ensemble that Tony was wearing. "What happened to your clothes?"
"Oh." Tony looked down forgetting that he had that jumpsuit on. "I got a bit wet at the crime scene stopping a wave from contaminating our crime scene."
"Okay," Tim chuckled "And they couldn't find you a bigger suit?"
"It was the only one Ducky had."
"Sexy." Tim winked.
"Cute now if we could get down to work I don't want your father killing me."
"Okay you big baby give me the information." Tim took the slip of paper from Tony and input the information. "Well it came from somewhere. Hmm that's odd."
"What and what does that flashing astrix mean?"
'Not sure one second." He input some more data and then sat back. "Holy shit."
"What, What happened?"
"This came from Langley."
"Langley you mean as in CIA headquarters."
"Yes that's exactly what I mean."
"Okay I need to get back." Tony quickly gave Tim and Kiss and was out the door and back towards the crime scene before Tim could blink." Tim shook his head and got back down to work.
Except when Tony got back to the crime scene he was informed that Kate and Gibbs had head back to the yard so he had to turn back around. Going past his desk on the way down to the lap where Kate and Gibbs were he snagged some extra clothing from the filing cabinet by his desk. he ducked into the bathroom and changed before going down to the lab.
"Hey Abbs I though Gibbs and Kate were down here."
"Nope can't say I've seen them but did you find anything out?"
"Yeah that number came from the CIA."
"That makes sense because we just got confirmation that a satellite from there was used."
"How did you get that?"
"I have my ways take a look." Abby pointed towards a picture on the screen."
"Is that chick naked."
"That she is DiNozzo so I hear you found out Langley was the tip."
"That's what McGee told me." Tony's eyes cut to the picture again.
"Okay well go and find out who this women is." Gibbs pointed towards the picture on the screen.
"Really Gibbs you think that's a good idea putting Tony on the poor women." Kate said coming into the room.
"I resent that." Tony pouted crossing his arms.
"Oh Tony have you been working out?" Abby squealed "you're forearms are looking amazing." She reached out and touched one. "Gibbs come feel Tony's forearm."
Tony flinched thinking how creepy that would be. "Abby can I have my arm back please and a picture of this woman."
"Face only ." Gibbs glared.
"Ha." Kate smirked as Abby printed out the picture.
"Not like I wanted a picture of her anyway." Tony grumbled going to the parking lot.
Tony felt like he needed a shower after talking to the girl from the photo. And after a while they had eliminated all their suspects except for the wife.
"What makes you think the wife is left handed?" Kate crossed her arms looking at Gibbs.
"Her clubs."
"You could tell her golf clubs were left handed. How?
" My second wife played golf left handed.
"So "Kate tapped her foot waiting for more of an explanation.
Tony jumped in "When someone tries to split your head open with a seven iron it's not a club you soon forget" he chuckled remembering hearing a conversation between Gibbs and Ducky one day. He also remembered asking Tim about it who just shrugged and said he hadn't heard the story but he didn't doubt it.
Kate pursed her lips. " Wait just because she golfs left handed doesn't mean she's left handed I golf left handed but I bat and throw with my right hand."
Tony wiggled his eyebrows. "So you go both ways."
"You're a perv." Kate glared.
"Why thank you." Tony bowed. They decided to table the case for the rest of the day and head home for the night. Tony sat in his car outside the phone pressed to his ear. "Oh come on Tim please you know you want to."
"No I actually don't want to drive all the way over there to sneak into my childhood room. Good try though."
"You're no fun."
"you love me anyway."
"Yes I do."
"How about this weekend we get together how does that sound?"
"Good now let's just hope we don't get any cases and wrap this one up."
"I agree." Tim said. "I know you're sitting in your car. No talking and driving call me when you get a chance."
"Okay love you."
"You too and later we'll talk about the naked sunbather." Tim chuckled.
"Kate." Tony growled as the line went dead.
The next morning Tony got up and headed to the dry cleaners for the jumpsuit for Ducky and tried to dodge Gina's calls. He swore that chick was crazy. He got into the office to a grumpy Gibbs.
"You're phone keeps going off do something about it." He growled.
"Who is it anyway?" Kate let her curiosity get the better of her.
"Gina the sun bather."
"And you're ignoring her why?"
"Not my type."
Kate looked at him in disbelief. Gibbs gave him an odd look. "Really Female, hardbody who likes to take her clothes off isn't your type?"
"Nope." Internally Tony chuckled wondering what Gibbs would think if he knew just what Tony's type was.
"So you're just going to ignore her?" Kate pressed.
"She'll get the hint." Kate noticed Gibbs smirking.
" I bet this is why number 2 came after you with a nine iron, you refused to sit down and talk about anything at all."
Gibbs shook his head. "Actually that wasn't it at all"
"Oh what was it then?"
"Seven iron" Gibbs quipped causing Kate to scowl."
Gibbs drove the two hours to Norfolk after wrapping the case up. Getting out of his car and heading to his son's door he paused hearing voices on the other side.
"No I don't know why I never asked that's why. Because I don't care he probably deserved it." Then he heard his son laugh. He knocked on the door. Tim opened it surprised. "Hey I have to go I have a guest. Yeah talk to you later."
"What was that about?" Gibbs nodded to the phone.
"Oh just a friend we were talking about a prank another friend played on someone." Tim quickly covered up.
"Oh."
"What brings you all the way to my neck of the woods?"
"I brought you a present." Gibbs held up the Bourbon.
"Come in." Tim shut the door behind his father. "Not that I don't appreciate this but why?"
"As a thank you for your help on the case."
"Ah." Tim nodded. "Well sit we'll enjoy a glass but isn't Tony still staying at you're place probably not a good idea to leave him alone for too long."
"Fair point." Gibbs agreed as father and son settled in to enjoy a bit of each other's company.
A/N thanks to those who reviewed.