Foaly and Mulch think of ways to annoy Artemis.

"NO!" shouted the centaur. "That will not work! Honestly, a rotten chunk of Dwarf Cheese under his pillow?!"

"Well then think of something better!" challenged Mulch. "Go on!"

Foaly took three minutes, and finally came up with, "I have a plan."

Fowl Manor, Ireland

Beckett, Myles, Artemis and Holly were seated in a circle, holding hands. It was a stupid game, according to Artemis, but according to the other three, it was "awesome and you're too sissy to do it".

They were playing Ouch.

The person near you hits you hard on the palm. Scream and you're out. And of course, Artemis would have gotten out in the first round itself if it hadn't been for Holly going easy on him. And obviously it didn't hurt the elf when either of the five year olds hit.

Then, Holly got frustrated with the never ending game and slapped him hard on the palm. A bit too hard, which caused Artemis to nearly jump in pain. And yes, he screamed.

"Arty, I'm so sorry! I just..."

"Please, Captain! Do you have to continue this ridiculous children's game?"

Holly sighed, ruffling Beckett's hair. "Okay boys, gotta go. Sorry."

They grumbled and left the room.

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Much to Artemis's horror, he now found himself pinned to the bed with a chuckling elf above him.

"Go on, Arty, say it!"

"No!"

"SAY IT OR I'LL HIT YOU AGAIN!"

Artemis sighed. "I like...love cheesecake."

Holly laughed, drawing in closer. "And?"

"And I find Holly Short extremely annoying."

"Uh huh?"

"And I am about to push you off of me, right now."

"Try me."

Artemis tried pushing her aside, but unfortunately it just caused her to loose her balance and fall on top of him.

Foaly was in hysterics. He had told Holly to bug Fowl about the cheesecake thing, but that last bit was just too good to be true.

He edited the video and sent an email to Artemis.

"I love Holly Short," said the Mud Boy, and tried pulling her closer. This was where the clever editing was. In reality ,they'd just bumped their foreheads but in this, it looked darn well like a kiss.

Needless to say, the next day it was posted on Horse and within twenty six minutes, had one million five hundred thirty eight views and the same amount of comments, amount which said.

Artemis Fowl: You will pay for this, Donkey Boy.

YAY DONE! For now. Please look at Regards from my past, present and future. It's another fic of mine.

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