Sorry for the long wait. I had to rewrite this chapter 3 times. (groans) It was so boring the scenes were draggy and long. I dug myself into writer's block after writer's block. Then inspiration hit me like a truck. Thank you Pininterest!

Chapter 4

It was understatement to say that Hari was stinking rich. She was so rich she could have funded the Akatsuki a hundred times over for their quest for world domination. Apparently gold was much more valued in this country, hence her wealth had been tripled. There was one time when she had been tempted to buy Itachi's missions from their leader much to the horror of said man. This was why Itachi suggested that she entertained herself while he completed his duties.

She started first with a hospital, Hallow. It was situated on a magical bus, with a similar concept to the Knight Bus but excluding the vomit inducing tremors. The inside of the bus was magically expanded with the latest medical equipment and the best living conditions. The patient rooms were all filled with modern facilities and as luxurious as a five star hotel. Hari might have gone overboard for that one, but they were all transfigured from stone or pieces of wood so she might as well.

Her nurses and doctors were House Elves, trained in human and wizarding medicine and disguised as humans. They not only took care of the patients but also the magical creatures and plants which were situated in the garden for potion use. She initially built the hospital for Itachi but he declined her attempts to cure him. Stubborn asshole. Thankfully, he didn't know that the pain killer pills he took were secretly laced with potions that were slowly working its magic on his lungs.

The hospital was of course, free of charge. Like the Knight bus, when someone extremely desperate for medical attention called for help be it ally or foe, the bus would appear. Well, a fog would begin and the bus would appear. Secrecy purposes. Then the elves would magic the person into the bus and they would take off again. If it was something beyond their expertise, Hari would be notified through her phone.

Hari sat in her office, flipping through her phone to check through her patient records. The entire bus was actually the size of a 30 story building and it could continue to expand to fit patients. It was currently half filled with people. Her patients were so thankful for her services some of them even pledged themselves to her wanting to work in the area of medicine. Well, then there's those crazy ninjas which they just chucked back outside after they were healed. Her phone buzzed, vibrating on her skin. Hari swiped across the screen reading the text Tilly had sent.

"Asuma Sarutobi (Konoha Jonin Shinobi) Fatal stab in the heart. Request for aid."

Hari got up, slipping on her white lab coat and put on a surgical mask. Whoever this was, Naruto would not want him dead. She pushed open her office door and stepped out of the bus. The fog twisted and curled in the air, acting as a disinfectant for the area in case of infectious diseases. Hari observed her surroundings. She seemed to be on a roof top.

Hari's eyes swivelled to the group of ninjas surrounding a tall, olive skin man. He was badly bruised, half of his body was singed and his body was practically soaked in crimson liquid. He looked like he stepped on a land mind, tripped and fell off a cliff and proceeded to impale himself on a rock. He was dying and he was also trying to…Smoke? SMOKE? The hell?

"Get that bloody cigarette out of his mouth before I change my mind on saving him." Hari hissed, giving the disgusting thing a sneer. She hated cigarettes. The sound of her voice seemed to have startled him, and the cancer inducing thing dropped out of his mouth. Good.

The ninjas kneeling before Asuma, mourning his 'death', glanced up at her. Her eyes widened in recognition, trailing over the young faces. Naruto's classmates. The older, more experienced looking shinobi behind them raised their weapons, their muscles tensed and ready to strike. Paranoid bunch.

"Tilly, get the stretcher and the potions. Filly cover me." Hari gestured to her lackeys. Tilly nodded and bowed disappearing in a crack. The ninjas flinched, chakra buzzing over their skin and saturating the air. The energy tickling her skin slightly, seemingly trying to wrap themselves around her to smother the oxygen out of her lungs. Was this the famous killing intent? Huh. Hari would probably be pulverised if she stepped any closer to the half dead man.

"I am Doctor Hari." Hari cleared her throat and gestured to the bus. "And behind me is my hospital, Hallow. We specialize in emergency healthcare and we were notified of a patient in desperate need for medical attention. Please step back and allow me to take a look." Well, she sounded exactly like a scary bad man, trying to get kids into her van of candy to sell off to slavery.

"Why should we believe you?" Ino yelled at her, tears streaming down her face. "For all we know, you could be part of the Akatsuki! Trying to take sensei's body for the bounty!" That sounded exactly like what Naruto would say.

"Because I'm your best hope?" Hari supplied helpfully. Maybe that wasn't a good choice of words.

"His heart has been sliced into two. Even with surgery, he will only have a 10% chance of survival. Now it is already too late so what are you trying to obtain?" Shikamaru snapped at her, his eyes narrowing to slits. Well, his chances of survival are depleting the more you talk, bro.

"You're not going to believe anything I say aren't you?" Hari mused, her eyes meeting with Filly's. Time was ticking, she better make a move fast. She took a step forward, her heels meeting the cold stone. The shinobi acted quickly, launching their attack towards her for naught. Hari teleported beside Asuma in a flash of emerald light. Her fingers were laced with magic and she pressed her hands onto his chest meeting the bloody wound.

Filly lunged blocking hit after hit with shields and barriers. She erected the last shimmery shield over Hari and Asuma, blocking out the shinobi. House elves were the best at protection after all. Hari closed her eyes, letting her magic flow through his skin, disinfecting his wounds from any foreign material. The healing itself was not that hard, she had done this before in her world. It would be easier now without the patient's own magic interfering.

Hari concentrated, imagining that her magic was a glue. It seeped into his cells and begun its work, accelerating healing to an inhumane pace and guiding it to where she wanted. Her magic was basically sewing his heart back together, moulding the flesh back to place. She let a pulse of magic course through his system reversing the damage of oxygen loss in his body

"What are you doing to him?" Ino yelled at her, banging on the shield that Filly had created.

"Saving his life." Hari replied, flicking her wrist to heal the other deep gashes, they closed quickly disappearing to leave only smooth olive skin. Asuma inhaled sharply, touching his chest in shock. His eyes met hers, portraying his feelings of shock and wonder. He opened his mouth wanting to question her only for Hari to shove a bottle of blood replenishing potion down his throat. He swallowed, gagging slightly, looking disgusted by the taste.

"What's in there?"

"Beetles." Hari replied. Asuma made a face and Hari cackled at his reactions. Come to think of it she should invest in making tastier medicine.

"Asuma sensei?" Choji's voice trembled as he glanced at his seemingly alive teacher. Said teacher, gave him a bewildered look. Hari rolled her eyes, unable to stop a smile from her lips.

Hari raised Asuma onto the stretcher with magic. He flails around wildly before landing onto the stretcher ungracefully with a squawk. Tilly takes his vitals quickly. Hari reads the results on her phone, scrolling through his information which she immediately obtained via magic. "Mr. Sarutobi. Your ventricle was sliced open. Blood loss. Stab in the leg. Burns on skin. Lack of oxygen in brain. Organ failure. Gashes on internal organs…" Hari nods thoughtfully at the long list of injuries.

"On the bright side," Hari beams at him. "You don't have to regrow any bones or organs. That creates the weirdest sensation ever. I regrew my bone once, trust me you don't even want to try it." Asuma stared at her, he still seemed a little woozy from the blood loss.

He swallows and croaks. "Did you just heal my heart?"

"Well, yeah. I glued it back together, but you'll need to take some medicine to strengthen it. I doubt you can run or fight as hard as you used to." Hari smiled at him. His face twitched.

"I'm pretty sure what I had was a fatal injury."

"The only fatal injury to me is when you've split your soul into seven pieces and each one was blown to bits."

"If you deliver my wife's baby, I will name you godmother of my child." Asuma told her, his mouth hanging open as he stared at her in wonder.

"Consider it done." Hari smirked. Another godchild wouldn't hurt. She loved kids. Hari scrolled through her phone squinting at the panel. "I'll shift you to Room 550. You will deported back to Konoha after two days of rest. Your nurse Tilly here will take care of you."

Tilly nodded frantically. "Yes, my lady. Tilly will make sure Mr. Sarutobi is well taken care of!" The house elf enthusiastically replied, pushing Asuma towards the bus.

"Wait! We believe you! Please let us follow Asuma sensei!" Ino called towards her frantically. Hari signalled for Tilly to stop and she turned around glancing at the ninjas. The knives and throwing weapons that lay strewn on the barrier clattered to the floor noisily as the barrier was taken down.

"I will. If you promise to not try to kill my staff." Hari replied. They exchanged glances and nodded. She snapped her fingers and more house elves appeared beside her.

"Well, who's next?"

-(._.)-

The hospital steadily ate up Hari's cash, and was also steadily growing fame especially after Hari had saved the life of a renowned member of the twelve guardian ninja, Asuma. This was a good thing because she had lesser wary and paranoid patients when the bus magically popped before them. But, her birthday was approaching steadily and she needed to get closer to her younger husbands. It would not do if she had to forcefully manhandle them on her birthday.

For phase 2, she decided to kill two birds with one stone by setting up a convenience store in Suna and Konoha. It would basically have a door at the back of the store which would be magically keyed in to every branch. In other words, she could bypass the whole five days of tracking through the desert and the usage of magic for apparition just by pressing the button and opening the door. Though she would need to get a licence and then start working on the store. Hari sighed scribbling down some calculations, she was going to get pretty busy.

Still, not busy enough to not have time for her fiancée. Hari could not help but let a girlish giggle escape her lips. Hari fished the frozen yoghurt from the fridge, taking a spoon and directly eating it from the carton. Waiting for Itachi was tough. She set the carton onto the desk rolling the sweet icy cold liquid on her tongue. All her clocks were keyed to her husbands much like Mrs Weasley's and the hand that represented Itachi was pointed to 'Going Home'. Hari gave Itachi a portkey keyed to his voice in which he would be able to teleport to her office after his missions.

"Missed me?" The seductively low voice purred beside her ear and Hari nearly spits out her yoghurt. Before she could even comprehend what was happening, Itachi had yanked her towards him, hoisting her up so that he could angle his lips onto hers better. He dove in covering her lips with a hungry kiss.

"ITACH-MMF" Hari was cut off from her embarrassed shriek by a pair of cool lips on hers. Itachi slowly pressed kiss after kiss on her lips, savouring the feelings of pleasure and magic flowing through their veins. His lips are silky smooth on hers and the pleasure made her head dizzy and hazy with love. His every touch was icy frost on her skin, pleasantly cold. It brought goose bumps to her skin, so very different from Naruto's blazing hot kisses.

Hari pants on his lips as Itachi picks up speed, suckling on her skin gently yet firmly. His tongue slips into her mouth, slowly exploring her. Itachi moaned, unable to stop the sound from escaping due to the strong gush of pleasure running through his veins. Itachi savoured her taste, mingled with the sour sweet tang of yoghurt carefully memorizing the feeling of her on his lips. Their tongues wrapping against each other, moving, grinding, and rolling over one another. He growls as the pleasure builds up to a high, and Itachi pressed a harder kiss to her lips to stop the scream from escaping.

His eyes widening slowly, his sharingan activated to watch Hari. His beautiful wife, as she gives him the most lewd expression he could ever imagine. Her emerald eyes glazed with pleasure and love for him…just him. Bliss coursed through them, and Itachi shudders as he explodes. They part, panting heavily embracing each other. Itachi watches intently as each breathe escapes in pants from her moist lips. He loved her so much.

"You...pervert." She manages to pant out, waving her fingers to clean them both up. He smirked, pressing a chaste kiss to her lips.

"Your pervert." Itachi grinned, looking ten times younger than usual, he gave her ass a squeeze. Hari blushed, crimson staining her cheeks and she wraps her arms around his neck feeling a tremor of need running through her body. He liked to do that, come home and give her a mind blowing make out session.

At first, he wasn't too happy about having to share her with two other men. They were both men he was supposed to kill for his organisation, but he knew it was not her fault and Itachi was not one to dwell too long on problems. He just decided to take it as a challenge to be the best fiancée among the three and probably take out his revenge on her by reducing her into a pile of goo.

"I got this for you by the way." He drawled, leaning against the wall looking like a super model. Hari decided that he would have looked pristine and perfect if not for what he pulled out of the bag. Was that...Underwear? Female underwear? It was lacy, black and very revealing with so many loops and holes Hari felt embarrassed looking at it. Her eyes widened in recognition. He did NOT!

"Yes. I walked into an underwear store for you." Itachi teased waving the thing around on his fingertips. For good measure he pressed it to his nose, inhaling deeply. He chuckled the sound vibrated across her skin and she watched him. Oh my golly that was super perverted! Hari could almost swear that her face was the colour of tomatoes at that moment. Her body was burning with fire and she shifted uncomfortably at the heat that roared deep in her body. A devilishly handsome smirk stretched across his face. "And you're going to wear it if you lose." Oh crap not this again! His shadow clone made a soft barely audible pop and a water gun along with a bag of water balloons dropped to the floor. Body replacement jutsu huh?

There was a note on the floor and she picked it up reading the contents. Your ammo is on the floor. You have 10 seconds to get to the garden. ;) You'll lose if you're totally wet. Hari gaped at the note, her eyebrows twitched at the sexual innuendo. Is he kidding? Her? Versus a genius prodigy ninja like him? She was going to lose! Hari slung the bag of water balloons over her shoulder with a huff. She sighed, grabbing the gun and testing the trigger. Oh well here goes nothing.

She apparated to the Hospital's gardens which was conveniently empty and without house elves or people. Did Itachi tell them to get out? Hari inched down the pebbled steps feeling exposed. Itachi was specialized in hiding and all that shit! While it did not work as well with her because of the handy soulmate bond. She was never going to win against him.

A jet of cold water hit her ass and she squealed. Hari turned to see the evil face of one Itachi Uchiha, tossing a water balloon and standing on the tree like a champ. She aimed and took a shot only for it to meet air. He was using his ninja speed! Asshole! She turned and flung a water balloon at him expecting it to miss. It slammed and exploded on his shoulder in a flurry of water droplets. HA! She burst out laughing only to get a face full of water.

It became a full out war after that, with him attacking her from basically all sides, but she managed to land a few good hits on him with the use of spells. Hari chased after him giggling madly, her finger on the trigger of the water gun. This was pretty fun. It must have been because of the water, because her feet slipped on the stone pavement. Oh shit. The smile left her face as vertigo hits her, and she losses her balance toppling forward.

Hari's eyes squeezed shut as her arms reached forward to brace herself. Her face is met by a hard wall of muscles, and the smell of winter. Hari blinked opening her eyes to see Itachi's beautiful face, a smile on his lips. He smiled tenderly at her, his eyes filled with so much love. Her heart flutters and her breath hitches in her throat. Then, he picks up her water gun and sprays water down her shirt. His grin widening and his eyes sparkled with mirth.

"Way to kill the mood Itachi." Hari dead-panned. She gave an involuntary shiver from the cold, his eyes are shining. The obsidian shards shimmers in the light and she watches as his pupils dilate at the sight of her. He gives her a Cheshire like grin.

"I like it when you're soaking wet." He purrs, his fingers trails down from her collar bone to the top of her chest. There are droplets of water on the tips of his eyelashes. They reflect the light like crystals that adorned his angelic features. Hari follows his gaze to her chest. Oh. Her cheeks flushed and her skin boiled from embarrassment. Her white t shirt clung to her like a second skin, the water soaking through the fabric and making it see through. Her baby blue bra was practically crystal clear for his viewing. Merlin. Now that she thought about it. Itachi's shirt was also pretty skin tight from the water. Hari discretely ran her hands along his velvety abs.

"You lose." He taunts.

"You're such an asshole."

"And you're a spoil sport." He smirks.

"Fine. Fine." Hari sighs. He looked surprised by her answer seemingly expecting more defiance. Hari bits her lip and uses a spell to will the lingerie to her. With a flick of her wrist she switches her underwear for the black ass flosser. The fabric clings to her body tightly, pulling at rather weird areas. Hari swallows meeting Itachi's eye. Well, she did lose…

Slowly, she peeled off the wet t-shirt revealing the black lingerie which clung tightly to her figure, carefully watching Itachi's reaction. His eyes were dilating further if that were even possible, he swallows and his Adam's apple bobs. He inhaled sharply, his eyes travelling over her body. Well, Hari inspected herself, blushing at the sight. It elicited her curves giving tantalizing views of her skin except the most crucial parts. It was sexy as hell. She looked like a hooker. Trust Itachi to get the sexiest one he can find on the market.

Itachi's lips were parted slightly and he licks them slowly. The pink muscle swipes against glistening red plump flesh. His skin was tinged a darker crimson than normal, he was pink. Hari would have laughed if not for the sexual tension in the air. She bit her lips, feeling the tell-tale bulge beneath her ass. His fingers wraps around her waist and she whines. Her skin suddenly feels more sensitive than normal, the fire that roars under her skin increases at his touch.

It was only right for Hari to press her lips on the angel in her grasp.

-(.w.)-

Naruto tried to deny it but God he missed that witch. He missed her so much his heart ache at the thought of her and he would find himself staring dazedly at his bracelet. It did not help that his dreams were plagued with her lips and he would wake up, hot, bothered and painfully aroused. Did she curse him or something?

He tried to fight against his feelings, denying himself the truth. He probably started to act like a moody bastard because of it. What did you expect? He was constantly horny and acting like a disgusting love sick puppy. He threw himself into training, unleashing his frustrations at everything. He finally decided to tell Tsunade about it after debating with himself on the topic for weeks. He cursed, making a sound of displeasure between his teeth. Tsunade that sly old woman. She only agreed to help him look after she had squeezed every damned detail out of him. It was the most embarrassing session in his life, Shizune and Tsunade had cackled and howled at him.

They shut up when they really found the stupid marriage contract in some really old Uzumaki clan historical records. Except that they were now practically planning his wedding even trying to teach him sexual moves. Urgh. Naruto sighed, running his fingers through his spiky blonde hair. Naruto had mixed feelings about it. He told himself he was disgusted and horrified but inside, he was actually kind of excited…Happy even. His crush on Sakura was steadily disappearing and now he believed that all he felt for her was adoration.

He hated how life was just not working for him right now. Even the new jutsu he had invented was apparently too strong for his body. Just when he thought he actually took a step closer to his goal. He was back to square one.

He watched as Konohamaru performed the sexy jutsu involving two naked girls and he laughs. Although he would have preferred if the two girls looked like…He bites his lip thinking of his crimson hair goddess. Harumi Lily Potter-Black-Slytherin. He had found the letter he had chucked into the bin and had read it over and over again. For one, her last name was as weird as hell. He snorted to himself and that long weird ass surname would one day be changed with his own surname.

He just had to look for the girl. Somehow. Go on some dates. Get hitched. Maybe squabble a bit like married couples.

But most importantly, he would kiss her and tell her how much he loves her.

Is it too much for a demon like him to ask for love?

Yes! Naruto is finally accepting her although I'm not going make him overly lovey dovey. He's going to be an awkward teenager who gets embarrassed easily. Itachi is the flirty pervert, Naruto is the shy pervert and Gaara will be the adorable pervert.

I'm halfway done with the next chapter and I plan to get it up before the summer holiday ends. See you soon. XD

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