p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," he told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?" "No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said. /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"That was the first thing they saw. James and Sirius immediately started shouting thing like /span/p
p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""that's my son!" or "that's my godson!". The only reply they got was a couple of "shut up!"/span/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"The memory changed to one morning when Dudley was old to get the post but instead Harry as usual ended up being the one to get the post. Ones he saw that there was a letter addressed to him he walked like in a gaze to the kitchen. The letter said: /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"Mr. H. Potter/span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"span style="mso-spacerun: yes;" /spanThe Cupboard under the Stairs/span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"span style="mso-spacerun: yes;" /span4 Privet Drive Little Whinging /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"Surrey/span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""yeah that's from Hogwarts they are the only ones who would give a that exact address", Bill said. /span/p
p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""shut up" that was Fleur./span/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"He gave the bill and postcard to Vernon and sat down on his chair to read the letter. Unfortunately for him Dudley saw the letter an immediately told Vernon who snatched the letter from him and gasped ones he saw who it was from. /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""yeah omg it's from Hogwarts he's a wizard, dumbass" Fred and George high-fives after one of them said that. /span/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"Vernon somehow managed to get Harry and Dudley out of the kitchen but they listened under the door and heard Petunia discussing what to do and how the bloody hell they knew that Harry slept in the cupboard. /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""Hogwarts doesn't miss a thing" James said, Harry grinned remembering when he had flown in the car to the burrow and got hiss letter there, Arthur had then said that Dumbledore really didn't miss a thing. /span/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"After Harry and Vernon argued about the letter and there had been several outbursts of anger Vernon finally said that Harry should move away from the cupboard and up to Dudleys second bedroom. /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""he was always to big for that cupboard, and really Dudley has too bedrooms" Lily said bitterly. /span/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"The next day there was a similar letter, but it was not addressed to the cupboard. The address said: Mr. Potter, smallest bedroom, 4 privet drive. They all laughed as they saw Harry, Dudley and Vernon get into a fight about the letter but groaned as Vernon won it. /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"They watched as Vernon decided that they should stay at a hotel so that they wouldn't find Harry to send him any more letters. /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""/span/strongspan lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"not going to work" Lily said in a singsong voice. /span/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"As they ate breakfast at the hotel the owner came up to the table and asked who Mr. H. Potter was because they had about a hundred letters at the front desk. Both Harry and Vernon immediately stood up, but Harry got pushed back down into his seat by Vernon. /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""/span/strongspan lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"wow they even treat you bad in public. I thought that they would treat you good in public to avoid being questioned". /span/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"After a while he came back and forced them to pack their bags. They went back on the road and Vernon drove really weird by taking unexpected turns while muttering "shake em off" "shake em off". /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"After a while of driving they came to the coast and Vernon got out. Once he came back, he told them to follow him. They got to a boat and went over a sea to a shack that was destroyed. /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"When thy got inside all of them went to bed or slept on the sofa while harry had to sleep on the floor. /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""did you sleep at all that night?" his mother asked him. Harry just grinned and told them to watch witch they did not take as a good sign. /span/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"They watched as Harry was awake counting down to his birthday, /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""three" "two" "one" /span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"BOOM/span/strong/p
p class="MsoNormal"span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;""and there is where I leave it until tomorrow" Harry said sounding cheerful with none of the others understood after what they had just watched. /span/p