Sunday passed like nothing and soon Monday rolled it's ugly head, Wayne hated Mondays because he had to work but someone had to bring home the bacon.
The boys, Winnie and Sunny were all still fast asleep while Wayne was doing the mundane task of getting ready for work. He finished getting ready, grabbed breakfast and headed out the door to work. Around 11am Walden was the first one up and he headed downstairs to pour some cereal and make coffee, Wade and Winnie were next downstairs while Winston had a chat with the others;
"Alright guys, I figured Wade would be the weak link but the rest of us have to stick together...don't let him break you" said Winston sternly.
The others all nodded in agreement that they weren't going to let Walden get to them, they all headed down to the kitchen to get breakfast while Walden, Wade and Winnie were sitting on the couch eating cereal.
"Hey Walden, is it cool we watch Lady Hanako and the Bizzare Cowboy Maid Warriors?" asked Wade.
"Yeah...sure" said Walden handing him the remote.
"Man these animes have some weird ass titles" Walden thought to himself.
Meanwhile Winston and the rest were staring idly at the television watching and trying to ignore Walden and the others.
"As you see, that's Hanako..." said Wade explaining the anime.
"Uh-huh" said Walden.
"See she discovered this rune on an archeology field trip" said Wade.
"Uh-huh" said Walden daydreaming.
"...Cowboy Maids were originally frycooks who got their powers from radioactive grease" Wade went on.
"Uh-huh" said Walden growing increasingly bored.
"...And that's why Watashi wa gengo o rikai shite inainode, kore o hon'yaku suru tame ni intānetto o tsukaimashita was the best episode of the series" said Wade.
"Done yet?" asked Walden bored out of his mind.
"Yes onii-san" chuckled Wade.
The day rolled on with Winston and the others so far doing well as to not giving in to Walden, soon Wayne came home from work and he brought food...everyone's favorite, LAMB!
"Hey gang, they had a sale on lamb at the butcher shop so I figure with the boys' appetites combined this should last all of five minutes" chuckled Wayne.
"Hey hon" said Wanda holding Sunny in one hand and taking the lamb in the other.
Wayne went to the kitchen and grabbed a cold beer out of the fridge and some toaster tarts out of the freezer as he usually would to hold him over before dinner, he sat in his favorite chair and turned on his favorite cop drama he liked to record called Back Streets.
Soon the boys crowded on the couch, most of them not talking to either Wade or Walden they sat down to watch the show with Wayne.
"Oh come on, it's clearly the bus driver!" exclaimed Walden.
"Shush!" exclaimed Wayne.
Soon the show went to commercial break and there was a commercial for a new video game named Call of Redemption 2: Modern Zombies. Seeing that commercial made Warren's ears perk up because he had the money for it.
"I so can't wait to pick up that game at midnight next week!" exclaimed Warren.
"How are you getting there?" asked Walden.
Warren froze, his face went pale...Walden had him dead to rights.
"Uh...uh...well I thought...you said...y-y-y-you'd take me" stammered Warren.
"W-w-well that w-w-w-was before you were an accomplice to Winston" Walden mocked.
"Come on dude...I'll do anything!" whined Warren.
Winston looked furious at Warren.
"Music to my ears" chuckled Walden pulling out the black ledger book he had out of the side table drawer.
"Now let's see here...ah yes Warren, you owe me exactly $59.99 with 20% interest that'll be $72.00 solid buddy" said Walden.
"I only have sixty though...is there anything else?" asked Warren.
"Don't go towards the light!" growled Winston.
"Well...firstly a one thousand word apology essay on why I'm the greatest big brother of all time and you're an idiot would be nice for starters and two...polish off my weight set" said Walden.
Before Walden could finish his sentence, Warren rushed upstairs to do what he was told while Wayne looked on with awe.
"Now why didn't I think of that?" Wayne thought to himself.
"Dinner's ready!" exclaimed Wanda
Everyone rushed to the table, excluding Warren who was busy at his laptop writing his essay but quickly ran downstairs to grab a plate and ran back upstairs.
"What's gotten into him?" asked Wanda.
Wayne pulled her to the side...
"It's Walden, ever since he told them he wouldn't drive them anywhere anymore he's had them eating out of the palm of his paw" said Wayne amazed.
"Why didn't we think of that?" asked Wanda.
After dinner Walden went upstairs and found the essay on his bed, albeit a few spelling errors he was actually quite happy with the essay, and he noticed his weight set was polished to perfection.
"Wow...it looks like it did when I first took it outta the box, alright Warren your debt is paid off" smiled Walden.
"Well unlike the cake, this wasn't a lie!" laughed Warren.
"Two down" Walden thought to himself.
"Also speaking of cake, I think I'll go grab myself a slice" said Walden smugly walking passed Winston.
Winston just flipped him off.
Walden walked downstairs and smiled as he crossed Warren's name out.
"Why didn't I think of this when I first got my license?" he thought to himself chuckling going to get some cake.
(A/N) Ah Walden you sly bastard...two down, wonder if the rest will follow suit? Stay tuned to find out. Until next time!