Chapter 6: Intervention

A/N: Hey all! Finally, Lock and Barrel confront Shock on her obsession with destroying their old narrator...

Lock: Hey, Shock? Can you come out of the war room and sit down?

Shock: No.

Barrel: Please?

Shock: ...Okay. What do you want?

Lock: Shock, Barrel and I have been, uh...

Barrel: Freaked out.

Lock: Yeah, freaked out about your... plans.

Shock: What? You mean my plans to kill The Narrator?

Barrel: Yeah, it's pretty disturbing how angry you are at him...

Shock: Says the one who tied Rameses to the town gate and gave him a hacksaw, saying he could only get free if he cut his leg off.

Barrel: Well he called me chubby!

Shock: ...

Lock: ...

Barrel: ...

Lock: Okay, well... this intervention is about Shock, we'll deal with your problems another time...

Barrel: Yeah cool. Anyways, Shock. Stop trying to kill the Narrator, it's getting annoying.

Lock: You always come home late and rarely make us food anymore.

Barrel: We're hungry.

Lock: And bored.

Barrel: And we miss you.

Lock: No we don't!

Barrel: Yes we do.

Lock: Yeah, we do.

Shock: But I hate you guys.

Lock: We hate you too, but we kinda want you back.

Shock: Well, I guess I- wait, are the mikes on?

Barrel: We're broadcasting live!

Lock: The whole town can hear us!

Shock: Oh crap...

A/N: Another chapter done! Rameses is the name I give to the mummy boy, given how he doesn't have one. Hope everyone enjoyed this chapter, reviews are most appreciated!