Chapter three
So here they were…
Three beat to hell highschool perverts, two shell shocked highschool kendo girls, one unconscious winged asshole sprawled out on the ground before them, all just basking in the aftermath of their fight.
Even after Murayama had asked, and loudly at that, what she'd just witnessed, no one could muster up the right words to describe the bullshit that just went down. The boys had no idea how they were going to explain this to two very obviously (to them now) normal human girls.
"I think," began Motohama, finally coming down from his adrenalin high. "That we should get out of here before he wakes up."
He eyed the two shell shocked looking girls, one of which had a look of frustrated shock on her face and the other? Well she looked like she was unconscious…only still wide awake.
"Guys help me out here dammit," he commanded, getting groans from Issei and Matsuda. Luckily, Murayama was coherent enough that she could help, so rousing Matsuda, Issei and Katase, the group of five stumbled away.
Not even ten seconds later did three very attractive women drop from the sky, Raynare was recognizable enough but the other two were new.
"Holy shit!" exclaimed the blonde Lolita, looking far too gleeful at the pitiful state of her male comrade. "You weren't kidding Raynare."
Raynare just eyed the fallen man speculatively…and her conflicting feelings of admiration and loathing began to grow. So the brats did have some actual merit eh? Goddamn humans
The other woman, a sinfully attractive lawyer type looking blue haired woman with huge damn near exposed breasts and an extremely short miniskirt just smirked. "How interesting," she said. The blonde laughed and kicked the male in the ribs.
"WAKE UP!"
"Gah! The fuck Mittelt!? You wanna die!?" Dohnaseek would have continued if he hadn't noticed the other two women. He glared. "So…where you all watching the whole time? Why the fuck didn't you help!?"
He was met with deadpan stares.
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Mrs. Hyodou didn't know what the hell to think when her son, his two perverted friends and two attractive samurai girls stumbled into the house looking like something out of an action film gone wrong.
"Hi mom." Issei sounded totally exhausted. "We're just gonna be upstairs for a few. No need to worry… Yeah…"
Then he and the others shambled up the stairs, visibly struggling to stay awake. Well the boys were.
"W-what?" the fact that girls had come home with her son AND his two friends and were willingly going up to his room was just too much to process at the moment.
She opted instead to feint.
"Honey! What's wrong!?" Issei's father was beside himself with overdramatic worry.
Issei groaned in exasperation at the commotion downstairs, especially after his mom awoke and started raving at the top of her lungs in pure joy about how there was an actual hope for their deranged son after all and that the dream for grandchildren perhaps wasn't a shriveled pathetic husk of a fantasy.
"Ugh. Ignore those two idiots," he said, trying to avoid the amused glances of the girls.
"You know, that should mean something to you," said Murayama. Issei scoffed.
"They're heathens," he said. "They don't know the joys that we do. They're ignorant Plebeians too scared to indulge in what is perfectly natural!"
"Here here!" chanted Matsuda and Motohama.
The girls glared and almost smacked them with their wooden swords, but decided there was more important shit to worry about. Like the fact that they just helped the trio take out what looked like a friggin dark angel or some kinds crow demon.
"Okay enough screwing around," said Katase. "We want answers."
At once the boys tensed, causing a shiver to crawl up and down the girl's spines. Perhaps they should have eased into that one.
It was Issei who broke the tension. He sighed and held up his arm, the one that his sacred gear encases when he's in a fight. "Well, it all started one day a few weeks back," he began. "It wasn't an off day or anything. Normal as can be. Matsuda, Motohama and I had just gotten our hands on some very good por-errr movies and were headed to Matsuda's place when a naked girl stumbled out of the ally to our right."
"Wait what?" exclaimed.
"I know right?!" started Matsuda. "It was crazy! She comes at us, big ol titties bouncing in our faces and was asking for help! Something about a little brother hurt in the ally and thieves stealing all of their belongings. I…wasn't paying much attention."
"Tch, gee I can't imagine why," deadpanned Katase.
"ANYWAY!" Interrupted Motohama with an embarrassed blush. "Being the upstanding good Samaritans we are, we followed her into the ally, ready to offer any help we could to the girl and her hurt brother-"
"Someone's full of themselves!" interrupted Murayama with a scoff. "Good Samaritans? More like horn dog perverts hoping to see more boob!"
"Are you gonna keep interrupting or shut up and let us finish our story?" deadpanned Issei. He wasn't in the mood for this crap dammit. He just wanted to sleep!
When the girls gaped at him he sighed.
"Anyway, as soon as we were out of sight, shit turned real ugly real fast, and so did she, by transforming into something straight out of a horror film featuring alien spiders and attacking."
"What?"
The girls were shocked. A monster?
"Yeah we almost died that night," said Matsuda. He was subdued. The most subdued anyone had ever seen him, as he relived the memories. "It was playing with us, whittling what little willpower we had, tenderizing us and getting us nice and ripe before it ate us."
"We couldn't do anything. We only survived the first few minutes because of how good we are at dodging attacks." Matusuda winked at the girls. "Thanks for that."
Murayama and Katase were enthralled by the story.
"It fucked with us for twenty minutes, until we just couldn't take it anymore. We were ready, accepting that this was it. We were screwed, ready to die a pathetic death unseen by anyone in the middle of our own damn city."
"And that's when this thing appeared." In a flash of red light, the boosted gear appeared on Issei's arm. The girls gaped, both shocked and awed as Issei held up his gauntlet clad arm. "We didn't know what it was. Part of me wanted to attribute it to a dream but we didn't have time to think. I felt renewed strength flood me and after a couple of minutes we managed to take it down. My fist was like a sledgehammer…"
"Yeah but the splattering of blood and guts was a bit much. I couldn't get the smell off of my clothes and had to throw them away!" complained , Motohama.
"You're alive aren't you? Quit bitching!"
Katase couldn't help it. She placed her hand on Issei's arm, stopping the bickering he was doing with Motohama and looked right into his eyes. He paused, noting the genuine concern in her eyes and felt his heart lurch.
"What happened after?" she asked. "Were you all hurt?"
The boys puffed up, trying to seem tough to avoid showing the joy they felt at seeing the girls so obviously concerned.
"Nah not really," said Matsuda with a grin. "We were a bit scraped up but after Issei killed that thing we just kinda collapsed until the next morning until it was time for school."
"We got real paranoid though," said Motohama. "We had no idea what was going on or if there were more monsters lurking about the city waiting to steal our souls and bodies, so we started training ourselves."
"We couldn't let ourselves be helpless like that again. Nor were we really okay with the fact that there might have been more monsters like that lurking around. We were gonna become monster hunters, and be the town's silent heroes, its dark knights."
Issei's cheeky grin made both of the girls giggle softly.
"But then Issei got asked to a date by a totally random ass girl."
"Yeah turns out that not only was she a fallen angel, as in an actual divine being cast out of heaven, there are also devils, regular angels and dragons, gods and demons like the one that attacked us and more."
"And on top of all of that," said Issei. "This thing on my arm is apparently something called a sacred gear. Mine is a Longinus class sacred gear supposedly able to give me the power to kill gods eventually. Its name is Boosted Gear."
"Issei has a pretty big target on his back," said Motohama. "His sacred gear is powerful and all the factions would do anything to have it for themselves. The guy that attacked us today was a fallen angel. He no doubt is a comrade to the girl we defeated already and was either seeking revenge or was testing us."
All three boys stared the girls down. "We have no choice but to get stronger, and to be ready for anything."
So impassioned. So intense! The girls looked at the perverted trio…really looked at them and saw the three boys for who they really were and not what they were. They couldn't believe what they were seeing.
"Sweet kami I feel like I'm in an anime," said Murayama.
"And that we just joined as main characters!" squealed Katase.
"Wait what!?" exclaimed the boys.
Murayama chuckled. "What did you really think we were gonna let you three do this alone after hearing that story? Fat chance!"
"Yeah," began Katase with a smile. "Anything you need help with, we're there. Just say the word."
"Might need to get actual katanas though," said Murayama with a smirk.
The boys just stared for well over ten seconds, briefly contemplating denying the two but instead they just gave wry smiles. "Well I suppose we'll have to show you our hideout then," said Motohama.
The two girl's smiles grew larger.
"But tomorrow after school. SLEEP NOW!" yelled Issei before promptly collapsing onto his bed, not even caring about the fact that his head landed in Murayama's lap.
"H-hey!"
"You know, if this is like a manga then you two could be the first members of our harems," said Matsuda with a lecherous grin.
THWACK!
"OW!"
"Hentai!"
(xxxxxx)
The next day the school populous was greeted by a sight worth of causing a few to show about the apocalypse arriving and diving for cover.
The perverted trio and the Kendo club captains walked through the gates together and were…laughing and joking like old friends. What in all that is holy!?
They all watched as the five entered, the girls giving the suddenly bashful boys respectful bows, ignoring as their eyes blatantly went down their tops before turning and heading off.
"Remember, after school," called Katase with a smile before bounding off after Murayama. The trio gave waves, happy smiles upon their faces.
Then they turned and wound themselves facing a large crowed of gaping students.
"What are you looking at!?" yelled Matsuda with a twitching eyebrow.
As they stomped off, a pair of golden brown eyes watched with intrigue
"Fufufufu, how very interesting…"
The mystery person wasn't the only one observing the interaction with something other than incredulous shock. Sona and Rias watched the whole thing and also felt intrigue. It was no secret at all that the members of the kendo club, particularly the captain and the vice-captain, had a very strong, (and that's putting it lightly) dislike for the perverted trio, and that the trio itself saw it as a worthy challenge to successfully peep on them, their conflicts were school legend. So what could have happened in the last twenty-four hours to change the dynamic of that relationship so dramatically?
"I think we're going to have to hurry up with our plans," muttered Sona. There was something in her voice that made Rias arch an eyebrow. But she agreed nonetheless.
(Xxxxx)
Lunch period saw the trio eating lunch near the Track and field, chatting away like their usual goofy perverted selves. All was normal and routine until Katase and Murayama abruptly sat down and began eating with them. No one said anything. The boys didn't pause in their conversations to make passes at them and the girls didn't insult them. They just meshed together seamlessly, like it was friggin natural for the five of them, to be seen together in a friendly manner, though that didn't stop Murayama from slapping Matsuda upside the head when he started getting too obvious with his lecherous gaze.
"Keep those perverted measurements to yourself," she growled.
"Wait how are they perverted? It's just measurements, very spot on measurements by the way!"
"THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO HEAR THEM RECITED TO ME IDIOT!"
Katase giggled. No way in hell had she ever thought this would happen, to be sitting here eating lunch with the perverted trio, giggling at their antics and enjoying their company. But here she was, watching as Murayama and Motohama bickered without any real malice, or as Issei and Matsuda discreetly checked out the kendo club captain as her uniform grew more and more disheveled.
But like the previous night had harshly shown…
"Ow dammit let go of me!"
"Hah! Make me Motohama-kuuun!"
Bzzzzt! "Yeoch! What the hell!? You're not supposed to electrocute a girl!"
"It's barely shock woman quit being a baby!"
There was far more to anyone than meets the eye.
(xxxxxx)
When school was over, the five almost rushed out of the front gate, once again leaving behind the devils hoping to gain their attention.
Akeno giggled at her master's pout.
"They're always in such a hurry nowadays!"
"Mou, perhaps they had plans with the kendo girls." The way she said plans was far too suggestive and it made several uncomfortable, imagining any member of the trio having sex…(shudder)
"Oh well, tomorrow eh Bouchou?"
Rias pouted some more.
(Xxxxx)
"What the hell is this?" asked Murayama while staring at the run down looking warehouse towards the outskirts of town. The boys didn't say anything. They just walked up to the door, perhaps the only thing in decent condition and gestured to the girls to follow. They stepped through first. It was pitch black inside. The boys followed closely and closed the door, engulfing them all in a sheet of inky black.
Then the lights came on.
And Murayama and Katase's perception of the trio were changed forever.
"W-what in kami's name…?"
Motohama and Matsuda gave proud smiles.
And Issei? Well…
"Welcome to our hideout," he said with a toothy grin. As the boosted gear flashed into existence on his arm.
AN: And here is the third chapter. It's a bit shorter than I originally planned but to continue in this chapter would just seem forced beyond this point. This is basically just a filler, some character development and whatnot. Next chapter soon. Tell me what ya thought eh?
