Issue 8: Soaring Galactic Thief Ship

Skyworld

BGM-Dragon Ball Super OST-Limit Break x Survivor (Peace Ver.)

The final battle against Medusa is approaching, and the D-Avengers are more than eager to give the goddess of darkness a divine whooping. Until Palutena calls them in, Spidey decided to literary hang around with Pit, hanging upside down from his web while eating a red apple as the young angel commands his army, the Centurions as their captain.

"Alright men! The final battle against the Underworld Army is coming close! Until then, get to your positions and be prepared for anything!" Pit said, giving a wave of his hand as a sign of commanding his troops to march throughout the floating realm.

"Aren't you a little young to commanding an army?" Spidey asked as he hops off his web, taking another bite from his apple.

"Maybe. I'm not that young." Pit replied.

"Right. You're over 25 years, and you have the body of a 13-year-old, just like how Palutena is like thousands of years old, yet she's young enough to be my girlfriend. I'll never understand "godly" physiology. It's too weird." Spidey replied as he takes another bite from his favorite apple.

"Heh. Your spider powers are the ones that's weird." Pit slyly smirked.

"Believe me. Spider powers are probably the most normal thing to have compared to other wackiness in my universe. We have talking trees from space for crying out loud." Spidey replied.

"Okay. That does sound pretty weird."

"I know right. A world of wondrous marvels. You were right when you said my world is like a comic book."

"Uh-huh." Pit said as they start walking through town. "Hey Spidey. I know this is kinda sudden, but can you train me?" He requested from the amazing wall-crawler.

"Train you? I-I'm not really a good trainer. 'Sides, you're already pretty capable on your own." Spidey modestly replied.

"But I want to grow even stronger. Not just to protect this world, but to protect Lady Palutena. You guys won't be here forever, so I want to start now. You're the perfect mentor for me. C'mon, pleeeeease!" Pit pleaded for Peter's training.

Spidey stares at the angel boy, reminded him of himself back when he started out as a hero. He can sense Pit's great potential as a worthy hero, full of confidence and valor, always prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice to protect the ones he loves. And knowing he won't be here forever, Pete makes a decision while making a smile. "Heh. Alright, little angel bro." He answered, putting his hand on Pit's shoulder. "I'm no Captain America, but I'll see what I can do. Heck, I'll probably teach you how to read as well."

"Really? Awesome! I was always having trouble reading!" Pit said while he makes erratic jumps of joy like a little kid.

"Wait, seriously? I was joking. You can't…Oh man." Spidey face-palmed after learning Pit can't read, like at all.

BGM End


"Let's begin today's mission!" Lucina said as the team leaps out the door to the dawning skies with enemies to shoot at.

BGM-Kid Icarus Uprising OST-The Space-Pirate Ship (Route A)

"Alright!" Sonic excitedly expressed himself after a successful homing attack chain on a couple of Miks and Shrip. "With Medusa's commanders out of the way, we're going to the grandest of all battles!"

"But this isn't the way to the Underworld." Pit noticed while shooting enemies with his Pudgy Palm.

"It's not?"

"No. Where are we going?" Pit asked.

'I'm a little embarrassed to say…' Palutena said.

"What is it?"

'Remember the Three Sacred Treasures you used against Medusa long ago?' She asked the angel.

"Three Sacred Treasures?" Weiss wondered what they are.

"Of course. The Mirror Shield, Arrow of Light, and Wings of Pegasus." Pit replied to Palutena.

"Sounds powerful." Spidey said, relaxing while his Spider-Orbitars are on auto-fire against Underworld troops.

'They are. That's why I hid them in case of an emergency. You know, so they wouldn't get stolen.' She said.

"Now that's using your noodle. Man, you are so smart!" Pit remarked.

'The story doesn't end there. See, there's also this space-pirate ship…'

"A space…pirate ship?" Lucina replied with a confused face.

'You know, a pirate ship…in space. Its crew travels the Galactic Sea, robbing the heavens of constellations.' Palutena explained.

"That's awesome! I mean, evil!" Pit said while running along a crystal column.

"If we're heading to space, we should equip our space suits." Weiss said as she and Lucina press the chest of their morphing suits to change into more appropriate space attire. "So what does this have to do with the Three Sacred Treasures?" She asked the goddess.

'Well…I hid the Three Sacred Treasures in the constellations.'

"That's…pretty impressive. But wait. Does that mean the pirates stole the treasures along with the stars?" Spidey asked.

'And the Underworld Army has gotten wind of it. They're attacking the ship.' She replied.

"Oh, great." Pit said.

'Which brings us to today's mission. Raid the pirate ship and retrieve the Three Sacred Treasures!' Palutena informed.

"We're on it! I've always wanted to fight space pirates!" Sonic grinned as everyone boost to maximum speed through the heavens.

"I'm going reaaaally fast!" Pit said as he can't handle this level of speed and wind hitting his face.

'We're already late, so we have to hurry. Hold on!' Palutena said as the team continues to demolish all obstacles in their path until their great speeds takes them to space.

"Space. The final frontier." Spidey said.

"Whoa… This is such a sight." Lucina said, stunned that she's in space for the first time in her life.

'You haven't seen nothing yet. Wait 'til we arrive at the Galactic Sea. Then you'll REALLY be left surprised.' Palutena replied.

"We'll hold you to that." Lucina smiled.

"So, the Three Sacred Treasures are pretty old now. Do they still work?" Pit wondered.

'They've grown more brittle with age, but they'll likely last a few more battles.' Palutena replied.

"You're not exactly inspiring confidence here." Pit said.

'Why are we even wasting our time? We're more than capable of destroying Medusa without those ancient relics.' Ero said, sounding annoyed.

"Yeah! I could beat Medusa with one arm tied behind my back!" Pit remarked.

"Well we're already here, and I want to see what these Sacred Treasures can do. It might make for some good research. See what makes them tick. Ya know." Spidey said while striking his spider arms on a Belunka.

Ero sighs tiredly, 'You and your research. Fine. As you wish.' He said as they travel through a cosmic cloud tunnel that leads them to a vast, beautiful interstellar ocean in space where constellations are born.

BGM End

Sonic whistled of the beauty they've arrived in, "Man, what a sight!"

"It's beautiful…" Weiss said in awe.

'You've arrived at the Galactic Sea. Romantic, don't you think? Ero and I once came here on a date years ago.' Palutena said, surprising everyone with that sudden reveal.

"What? You guys went on a date? But Ero, I thought you said you aren't "one into romance"." Spidey said.

'And that still holds true. I could care LESS about relationships. They waste time. But I lost a bet, and was forced to go out with this jabbering nuisance for a century.' Ero responded, referring to Palutena when he meant "jabbering nuisance".

'And thank goodness those days are over! You almost got me killed, MULTIPLE TIMES, when you requested we hunt down mystical creatures of the multiverse!' Palutena retorted all heated from those terrible adventures she had with Ero.

Ero sinisterly chuckled, 'One of the few times I smiled.' He smiled, causing the annoyed goddess to exasperate.

"That partly explains why you two argue like a broken couple." Pit remarked.

'Focus Pit brat, the pirate ship you're hunting should be around your current position.' Ero informed them.

BGM-Kid Icarus Uprising OST-The Space-Pirate Ship (Route B)

"Where? I don't see any-." Suddenly, Peter's spider-sense tingles to the cosmic oceans below hiding a large ship. "Oh wait, never mind. Back up!" Everyone slows down to narrowly avoid the jumping ship before it sails away.

"I guess that was it!" Weiss said.

'It's moving pretty fast. Stay on its tail!' Palutena instructed.

"Seems pretty slow to me." Sonic said, grinning a egotiscal smirk as they boost to catch up with the space ship, plowing through any Underworld forces that gets in their way.

"I think I see the ship! It's under attack by Underworld forces." Pit said as they get closer and closer to the pirate ship.

'Good. That means the treasures are still on board.' Palutena replied.

"Hold on. What are those other ships attacking?" Spidey asked as they notice a small fleet of alien ships attacking the larger pirate ship.

'I'm…not sure. Aliens, maybe.'

Spidey uses his armor's sensors to scan the new enemy ships of their origin, and is quite shock when he learns what they are, "Holy…Those are Kree ships!"

"Kree? What's a Kree?" Pit asked, confused.

"A hostile alien race from MY dimension. They tried to conquer the Earth multiple times." Spidey replied with a brief history lesson about the Kree Empire.

"What are they doing here?!" Weiss asked before narrowly dodging rapid fire from an attacking Kree ship.

"Don't know, but they're attacking the ship!" Spidey replied as Sonic cuts through a few Kree ships with his spin attack, with Lucina doing the same with her sword.

'To get the treasures, you need to take out those space pirates AND the Kree too. Plus, just think how lonely the sky would be without constellations. Don't hold back!' Palutena instructed.

"Wasn't planning to! ISO Change: Libra-Spider!" Spidey morphs his armor into an earth-brown metallic color with pillar-like extensions on his shoulder and head, charging up his armor's repulsor blasts! "Meteorite Barrage!" He said, firing off several meteor-shaped sphere of light that demolish most of the Kree and the Underworld army. While Pit shoots down his own space goons, the space pirate ship suddenly leaps into the air, frightening him as it lands back in the water. "Hold on, Pit! I'm scanning for an entrance! There has to be one somewhere!" Spidey flies around the ship, constantly searching for a suitable entrance for his team, then after a moment of nearly avoiding death from some Kree ships Weiss and Pit destroy, he located an entrance. "Found one! Get ready! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!" Spidey informed as everyone follows him to a spot near the back of the ship, blowing a hole for them to enter through.

BGM End


Inside the Space Pirate Ship

Everyone, except Pit because he was going too fast, land safely inside the ship. "Not that I'm complaining, but could you be a little gentler next time?" Pit said in pain as he slowly gets up on his feet.

'Sorry about that! Are you OK?' Palutena asked while Spidey deforms back to his normal armor mode and they quietly walk into a room filled with surprisingly dead Space Pirate and Kree soldiers.

"Whoa. So these used to be space pirates and Kree? What happened to them?" Sonic asked as they walk pass the dead soldiers as they walk up the large steps.

"Stay behind me and keep quiet. I'm sensing something, from out of this room." Spidey whispered. Spider-Man slowly walks up to a door, mentally preparing himself to web up anyone he instantly spots. Slowly. Quietly, he opens the door, and the split second he did, he and another man in a helmet confront each other with their respective weapons.

"Don't move/Don't move!" They both said with the intent to fire at one another, but when they stare at each other for a quick second, they start to realize neither are the enemy, but an ally. "Wha/Wha? What the/What the?"

"Star-Lord?" Spidey questioned as he puts his web-shooters down.

"Spider-Man?" The man, revealed to be Star-Lord, as known as Peter Quill, de-materializes his mask to greet the young hero. "Hey kid. What's up? What are you doing here?"

"I was gonna ask you the same thing." Spidey replied until he hears other footsteps approaching the room, revealing themselves to be the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy, including Mantis but no Groot.

"Hey Quill, what's going…" Rocket Raccoon stops talking when he spots a waving Spider-Man greeting him, causing him to groan in annoyance. "Ah great. It's the kid with the weird sticky powers."

"Well…" Gamora puts away her sword as she walks up to the D-Avengers and Pit. "Wasn't expecting all of you here of all places."

'Who are these people?' Palutena asked just only the D-Avengers.

"I know you guys. You're the Guardians of the Galaxy." Weiss answered, remembering the Guardians when they helped take down the Goblin Nation a few months ago.

"Greetings, young ice girl." Drax the Destroyer said to Weiss.

"Hello. My name is Mantis. I can sense people's emotions." Mantis happily waved at her new friends.

"O…K…" Pit said, completely confused.

"What are you guys doing in this dimension? Are you the reason why the Kree's here?" Sonic asked the Guardians.

"Well, actually, it was more so Rocket. We were, ya know, guarding the galaxy from a massive Kree battleship until genius raccoon here decided it was the perfect opportunity to test out a new wormhole weapon that destroyed most of the Kree, yes, but sent us and a few survivors out in the middle of galactic nowhere in another dimension, fighting floating eyeball monsters and space pirates!" Quill said while glaring at the weapon-loving raccoon.

"Haha! See? I told ya it would work!" Rocket happily said.

"A little too well." Gamora said, crossing her arms while she turns to the Avengers. "What brings you kids here? Certainly you didn't get lost like us."

"You heard of the Exo Stones, right?" Spidey asked them.

"Eight cosmic gems that rival the Infinity Stones in power? Who hasn't heard of them? Everyone in the known galaxy is looking for one." Gamora replied.

"Yeah, well, one of them is in this dimension. We were looking for it, but got winded up in a war against Medusa." Spidey said.

"The lady with the crazy red hair?" Quill asked.

"That's the inhuman."

"There's an inhuman called Medusa? Wait. What's an inhuman?" Pit asked.

"I'll tell you later. Anyways, we're talking about the lady with snakes for hair, and is somehow a goddess of darkness even though she wasn't in Greek mythology. We need the Three Sacred Treasures that were hidden in this ship to beat her. Have you seen them?" Spidey asked the thieving Guardians.

"Nope." Quill casually responded. "But we did see Ronan the Accuser holding a red box, and it looked heavy."

'That must be it!' Palutena said.

"In the hands of Ronan the Accuser? I've heard of the guy. He's some insane Kree officer that pledges guilty to anyone he doesn't like, which is pretty much everybody. He's here too?" Spidey asked.

"Sure is, bugman." Quill replied.

"Then it would seem we share a common goal. Shall we request we team up for the matter at hand?" Lucina asked for the Guardians' assistance in stopping Ronan and retrieving the Treasures.

"Indeed. Ronan is a threat to any universe he's in. He must be stopped." Drax agreed to the team up along with the rest of the Guardians.

"Okay. Now we're talking. Try to wing it with us, Guardians." Sonic smiled, giving them a cocky thumb up.

"Yeah, you see, winging it isn't exactly what we do." Quill said.

"Um, what exactly do you do?" Pit asked them.

"Kick names, take ass." Mantis said.

"Yeah, that's right." Drax nonchalantly agreed with her.

The look on the D-Avengers', Pit's, and Palutena's faces are absolutely priceless as they just stand there, glaring to the distance, with their eyes completely widen and dead silent, with all sharing the same regretful expression of working with these careless heroes from space that might have caused them to lose a few brain cells.

"…Okay, let's go. By the way, where's Groot?" Spidey asked after a minute of dead silence. Next to him, Weiss feels something or someone tugging on her space suit from the floor, revealing to be a baby version of Groot.

"I am Groot." Baby Groot said so adorably.

"Awwwww! You're so cute!" Weiss carefully picks up Groot and puts him on her shoulder, smiling at him each time he looks at her.

"Uh, what happened to him?" Sonic asked the Guardians why Groot is so small when he used to be an adult.

BGM-Kid Icarus Uprising OST-In the Space-Pirate Ship

"Long story involving a star, but who cares! I'm itching to blast some disgusting space pirates into oblivion!" Rocket laughed crazily, reloading his favorite Ion Cannon gun as they united heroes work together through the infested enemy ship filled with many enemies from different worlds.

"Miss me. Miss me." Spidey taunted, swinging above the Kree soldiers that are shooting at him, distracting them long enough for Star-Lord to freeze them with his Elemental Gun.

"Ice-sickle!" Star-Lord quipped.

"Quill, shut up!" Gamora told him while she and Lucina bringing down their swords on a few space pirates.

Rocket laughs crazily as he's having too much fun ripping off space pirates with his energy-powered machine gun. "I love this job!" He said as Sonic jumps up and kick a grenade back at a space pirate commando.

Drax roars as he runs up holding his dual knives to combat a Mimicutie. "Die evil box with feminine legs!" He declared until the Mimicutie repeatedly kicked him in the chest enough to fling on top of Weiss.

"Get off of me…" Weiss muffled before Drax stood up.

"Sorry. I forgot ice girls can shatter easily." He said, making her growl in anger.

"Don't worry. I'll protect you two." Pit declared to Mantis and the baby Groot he's protecting from space pirates. He repeatedly shoots with his palm but barely could slow them down. Wanting to help, Groot runs ahead to combat the giants, compared to him anyways. "Groot, wait!" Pit told him for his safety, but to his shock, walking baby tree was capable on his own, spiking his vines through the pirates' vital points, instantly destroying them, and then innocently turns around to face Pit.

"I am Groot." Groot said.

"Uh, what is he saying?" Pit asked Palutena.

'Sorry. I can't speak tree.' Palutena replied.

"I am Groot."

"No, they were not looking at you funny!" Rocket said to the baby tree while he's shooting.

"You can understand him?" Pit asked the alien raccoon.

"Of course. It's not that hard." Rocket replied.

"…You guys are so weird." Pit said, having trouble comprehending the wackiness of the Guardians of the Galaxy as they head into the generator room.

'This is the generator room.' Palutena informed everyone, now including the Guardians who are surprised of the sudden voice in their head.

"Who's talking inside our heads?" Quill asked.

"She's Lady Palutena, the goddess of light of my world." Pit answered.

"A goddess? Is she cute?" Quill asked, sounding extremely interested which makes Gamora face-palm from asking a stupid question like that right now.

"Ehhhh, 6 out of 10." Spidey joked.

"That's disappointing." Quill casually replied, which really boils Palutena's blood to no ends from Spidey's constant joking.

Lucina takes a few steps closer to the giant core generator, "What's this?"

"I'm guessing that's where energy from this cosmic ocean is converted into propulsive power. As long as the ship remains here, it can run indefinitely." Gamora answered.

"So…Should we smash it?" Sonic asked, hitting his fists together.

"Be my guess, blue ball, if you want to unleash a large explosion that can be seen from another GALAXY!" Rocket replied, failing to act sarcastic from the rising anger.

"That would be a spectacle." Sonic calmly joked, chuckling while Rocket groans at his carelessness as they all continue venturing through the ship.

They ride up an elevator that leads them to a Kree solider fighting a space pirate. "Yoo-hoo!" Spidey waves for their attention to a spin attack and knife throw that knocks them both out.

"Nice, Drax." Sonic complimented him as they soon encounter a Belunka trying to enter through a hole. "It's more of those flying whales."

"A Belunka!" Pit said.

'The Underworld Army really wants in on this fight.' Palutena said.

"Prepare to die, space whale!" Drax loudly lifts up a nearby bomb and throws it into the mouth of the monster whale, causing it to explode.

"We just gave that whale indigestion! Wooo!" Star-Lord joked as they enter a storage vault.

"What's this?" Weiss asked about the compressed floating spheres.

"This looks to be a storage vault for the stolen constellations. They've all been compressed for easy transport. Huh? I wonder how much they sell." Rocket replied.

"Rocket!" Star-Lord warned him not to do anything stupid.

"Okay, okay!"

"And where's Ronan?" Pit asked.

"He's not here. We saw him kill the ship's pirate captain when he took your Treasures." Mantis replied.

'I wonder if he's wearing them.' Palutena wondered.

"I am Groot." Baby Groot said something that made Rocket laugh.

"Yeah! It probably doesn't fit him!" Rocket continued laughing as they exit the vault.

Gamora has a brief encounter with the Underworld troop, Collin and its little one-eyed Phils. She easily reflects the incoming Phils with her sword that instantly destroy the Collin, leaving Pit impressed of her weapon.

"Wow! That's a cool weapon! What's it called?" Pit asked the Guardian assassin.

"Godslayer." Gamora replied, frightening the angel of its name.

"G-Godslayer? You don't mean that..."

"I've killed gods? Plenty. Want me to demonstrate to you and your goddess?" She pointed her blade right in front of Pit's frightened face.

"N-No! Please, don't!"

Gamora smiles. "I'm just kidding." She said while drawing in her sword.

"You were?"

"Partially. Come on. We need to keep moving." She instructed as they exit the ship through the side.

"Unbelievable…." Lucina said, awe at what they appear to be standing on a transparent blue space road.

"Looks like we made it to the side of the ship's hull." Star-Lord informed as they run along the track.

"The view is like a postcard!" Spidey said, materializing a large spideristic club to smack away the Kree soldiers gunning for them. "I'm just glad we're dealing with the Kree and not Thanos. I am not ready to die."

"Who's Thanos?" Pit asked.

"Mad Titan. Destroyer of Worlds. Evil buttchin conqueror." Rocket replied while he's busy shooting monsters.

"Is that all?"

"He's also my father!" Gamora added.

'Ouch. Can't imagine the family reunions going well.' Palutena said as they reenter the ship, into a room with switches.

"Alright, Groot. You know what to do with switches right?" Sonic asked the little twig.

"I am Groot." Groot walks to hug a switch.

"No. You don't hug them. You hit them." Sonic explained to him.

"I am Groot." He said as he continues hugging the switch.

Sonic sighs with his hands on his hip, "Oh brother. I don't remember Emerl being this difficult to tutor."

"He's a baby. What did you expect?" Weiss told the hedgehog.

"Whatever." Sonic shrugged as Pit activates the switches himself, opening up to a room of space pirates in war with the Kree. "Outta the way!" Sonic boost through their line of defense, leaving his friends to defeat them quickly.

Shortly after the small brawl, Pit and Star-Lord notice a lone space pirate commando sitting in a hot spring room. "Space-pirate hot spring!" Pit said excitedly.

"Hey! That's our hot spring!" Quill shoots an energy blast, destroying the commando so he and Pit can relax in the spring.

"Ahhh. I love hot springs." Pit said, relaxed.

"Know would've made this better? The babes!" Quill told him.

"Quill! Angel!" Gamora shouted as she entered the room, staring at them with murderous intent.

"We were just…testing it out. That's all." Quill said, nervously laughing with Pit as they slowly exit the hot spring, and as soon as they pass Gamora, they make a break for the cosmic roads outside.

"You are a valiant warrior, Drax." Lucina complimented him as she attacks a Skuttler.

"Thank you, swordsman. I too can tell you are a worthy warrior that fights for a noble cause. I fight to avenge the loss of my family." Drax said, roaring as he tackles a Snowman.

"I can relate." Lucina replied as she also loss her family to a disaster. The two noble warriors are quickly confronted by a Boogity. Drax grabs hold of Lucina's hand and spins to throw her at the Boogity, that way she can stab through the monster, thus killing it.

The united heroes enter a small room where Palutena has created grind rails for them, 'I set up a grind rail for you outside the ship.'

"Thanks, lady in our heads. If you aren't too busy, maybe we can go out tonight? Together? My treat?" Quill flirted with the goddess as they grind the rails outside the ship.

'Probably another life, Quill.'

"Awww…"

"Haha! You got rejected by the god lady!"

"That's enough, Drax!"

"You feel rejected!"

"Stop that, Mantis!"

"So where are we headed?" Spidey asked Palutena, trying to ignore the bickering between the Guardians.

'To the ship's control room. I think that's where we'll find the Three Sacred Treasures.'

"Good! I want my stuff back!" Pit said as the rail leads them inside the ship, where a three-way brawl between space pirates, the Underworld army, and the Kree Empire are making a mess of each other's forces.

"The place is crawling with all sorts of baddies!" Weiss said.

"Not for long." Rocket said as he finished prepping up a bomb and throws it in the middle of the warzone as it explodes, seemingly vaporizing their enemies.

"Oh my! You didn't kill them, did you?" Pit immediately asked Rocket.

"Pfft. Of course not…I sent them to a pocket dimension where they're constantly threatened by a black hole. They'll be fine." Rocket said so nonchalantly it confused the heck out of the D-Avengers.

"…He scares me." Weiss admitted.

"You'll get used to him. Palutena, how far are we from Ronan?" Quill asked as they finish off the last of the space pirates and Kree.

'There should be an elevator close by that'll take him right to him.' Palutena said as they enter the elevator.

"I am SO swabbing the deck with that jerk!" Pit said.

"Try not to walk off the plank." Spidey responded.

BGM End

After taking the elevator, the D-Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy arrive on the ship deck, where they are met with the vicious Kree Accuser himself, Ronan.

"Is that him?" Pit asked Star-Lord.

"That's him, alright. Big blue ugly Ronan." Star-Lord answered.

'And he has the Three Sacred Treasures.' Palutena noticed the casket with the sacred weapons in Ronan's hands.

The Supreme Accuser laughs at his united adversaries, "Guardians of the Galaxy. It would seem you have survived our little interdimensional space trip. And I see you've made new friends. How pleasant."

Star-Lord points his elemental gun straight at Ronan, "Give it up, Ronan. Hand over the Three Sacred Treasures NOW, or things will get really ugly."

"So that's what's contained in this casket. It must be so important to you if you made such a demand." Ronan said as he opens up the casket, revealing the Three Sacred Treasures.

"I am Groot." Groot said, horrified to know Ronan's next move.

'No! He's not!' Palutena responded to the terrible situation her heroes are in.

"Let's see how powerful these relics are." Ronan said as the Sacred Treasures begin fusing with him, causing a dark light to shine the heavens as he's granted a darker version of the Three Sacred Treasures Armor, morphing his cosmic hammer to be fused with the Arrow of Light, fitting the malicious personality of the Kree Accuser. "Excellent! This will certainly bring the Kree back as the supreme order in the universe! I. am. POWER!" Armored-up Ronan said as his new power shaken the whole ship.

"You just HAD to tell him about Treasures, didn't you?" Spidey berated Star-Lord.

"Whoops."

Ronan fires a destructive energy blast that forced the united heroes to leap out of harm's way, "Tch. No choice then. Avengers!" Spidey called up his team, making a stand against Ronan.

"Guardians!" Quill did the same to his team.

"Take him down/Take him down!"

BGM-Transformers Devastation OST-Megatron Theme

"Come, heroes. I'll be welcome to send you to your graves." Ronan said, flying to the air with his dark Wings of Pegasus to start shooting devastating barrages of arrows from his Universal Weapon that sends the heroes scurrying around the deck.

'Well, the good news is, the Three Sacred Treasures still work.' Palutena said to lessen the mood.

"HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS?!" Pit retorted while running away from the destructive arrows. "Do you have any way to beat him?!"

'Sorry. This wasn't something I was expecting. The best I can give is work with the Guardians to overwhelm him.' Palutena suggested.

Weiss creates some glyph platforms for Sonic to quickly bounce off to the air to repeatedly homing attacking Ronan. Once he's irritated enough, the accuser backhands Sonic to the ground with his Dark Mirror Shield. "Pathetic." He mocked the hedgehog, using his shield to block the bullet fire coming from Rocket and Star-Lord before he charges up his hammer for massive beam that scatters the two of them. He then feels a web tugging on his shield and looks down to see Spider-Man as the cause.

"Ronan. You should know that armor's meant for girls! Are you not telling us something?" Spidey quipped to get blasted away by Ronan, but was left distracted for Gamora to slam her sword on his back, smacking him to the ground for Lucina to pin him down by the throat so Drax could go ham on his chest.

"Off me, inferior creature!" Ronan elbows Lucina out and pounds Drax with his hammer, but was relentless attacked by the "Bolts of Balthakk" coming from Weiss behind him, and as he turns around, Pit kicks him in the face.

"That's my armor! Give it back!" Pit demanded, repeatedly shooting at the Kree judger.

"It's not yours anymore, boy." Ronan deflects both Pit's and Weiss's attacks, then grabs the young angel by the throat to crush it for a little while until he quickly got bored and threw him off the ship. Thankfully, Groot ran up and used his vines to save him so Mantis can reel him back in.

"Thanks, Mantis." Pit said while tending to his pained throat.

"I am Groot."

"You too, Groot."

"If anyone has another plan, I'll be happy to listen before I die!" Spidey said while conjuring a powerful repulsor-powered hammer that makes Ronan bleed in the face, and as he's about to pound him with a web hammer, he's blasted to the space.

"I can probably put him to sleep." Mantis suggested.

"I'll take it!" Sonic quickly grabs Mantis and runs up to Ronan while he's distracted by Weiss, Rocket, and Gamora. In a flash, Sonic attaches Mantis to the accuser's back, watching as her antennas lit up as she uses her power.

"What…are you…doing…" Ronan asked, struggling to keep himself from sleeping.

"Hurry! I can't hold him for long!" Mantis told everyone to finish him off quickly.

Sonic relentlessly assaulted the pinned accuser with flurries of punches, ending with a spin dash, followed by Drax who brutally strikes Ronan across the deck.

"Off of me!" Ronan managed to find the strength to resist Mantis's powers, tossing her aside off the ship for Spidey to rescue.

"Got ya." He said, helping her down before releasing enough webbing to pin Ronan for a powerful right hook that knocks him away.

"That will not be enough!" Ronan arrogantly proclaimed.

"Maybe this will!" Rocket fires multiple bombs from his grenade launcher to distract Ronan long enough for Lucina to slide under and strike a knee, injuring him. As he prepares to crush her with his hammer, Spidey webs it away from his hand.

"I'll take that." Spidey said. Ronan growls and wants to crush the webhead with or without his hammer, but was forced to shield himself with his Mirror Shield from Pit's relentless palm shots, distracted again for Spidey to yank away his shield. "And I'll take that."

"Give those back to me, bug!" Ronan demanded.

"Say please." Spidey quipped, irritating Ronan to angrily walk towards him, not seeing the large ice fist above his head that pounds him to the ground.

"He said please!" Weiss said as Gamora retrieves the Wings of Pegasus from him.

"Show's over, Ronan." Gamora told him.

Without the Three Sacred Treasures, Ronan's completely depowered. He starts to get up but is met by Baby Groot, who innocently kicks his nose. "Why you little-!" Before Ronan could do anything against Groot, Star-Lord freezes him entirely in solid ice, thus defeating the Kree accuser.

BGM End

"It's time for you to chill out, Ronan." Star-Lord made an unfunny pun that caused everyone but Groot to groan. "What? C'mon. That was cool."

"Quill, just stop. You're embarrassing yourself." Rocket told him.

Meanwhile, Spidey and Gamora returns to the Three Sacred Treasures to their caskets and gives them back to Pit. "Here, kid." Gamora said while handing Pit his ultimate armor.

"Yes! The Three Sacred Treasures are back where they belong!" Pit said.

'It's less pixelated than I remember.' Palutena remarked.

"Those are some pretty powerful weapons, angel kid. How much you selling?" Rocket asked him.

"They are not for sale!" Pit retorted while keeping the casket close to his shoulder.

"You sure about that?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, if you say. But don't be surprised the next morning you don't see them OR your wings." Rocket chuckled as he walks away from a scared Pit.

Nearby, Spidey gives Star-Lord a firm handshake, "Thanks for your help, Star-Lord. Mind sticking around when we take on Medusa?"

"As much as I love taking on a god, we have other bounties to apply for. But first we need to return the stolen constellations and turn in Ronan before he thaws." Star-Lord replied.

"I wonder how many units I'll get from this ship?" Rocket wondered to himself about selling the Space-Pirate Ship.

"Heh. Understandable. See ya, Guardians." Spidey and his team waves at them while they are whisked away by Palutena's light.

"Okay. Now, how are we gonna get home? Rocket, you brought us to this mess in the first place. Find us a way back." Quill ordered his space raccoon.

"Alright, alright! Give me time…" As Rocket searches through his bags of dangerous weapons that could destroy moons for the wormhole weapon that sent them to this dimension in the first place, a giant space Kraken comes out of nowhere attacking the ship. "After we take care of this guy!"

"I am Groot." Groot said something.

"I am hungry for some calamari." Rocket replied.

"Okay. First, giant Kraken, then we eat, then we go home. Agreed?" Quill asked his team.

"Agreed!"

"Alright! Let's do this!" Quill screamed in joy as the Guardians of the Galaxy take on the random space Kraken for their dinner.


BGM-Kid Icarus Uprising OST-Opening

Spider-Man: Hey, it's Spider-Man. We're just having a little training session before we take on Medusa. Don't want to spring a leg while fighting Ms. Snakehead. While we were training, Palutena decided she wanted in on the action against me. Alright, then. Show me what ya got, god lady! This would make some perfect practice for Aura Arachnid Mode!

Next time on D-Avengers: God Mission:

Testing a Mortal's Spirit

Spider-Man: Don't underestimate what we mortals can do.


KFX Here: As you might have already guessed, the Guardians of the Galaxy and Ronan the Accuser in this chapter are primarily based off their MCU incarnation mixed with a little 616. Next chapter is a short filler chapter containing a fight between Spider-Man and Palutena, then the battle against Medusa.

A little fact: Originally, the boss of this chapter was against both Ronan and the Kraken, but at the last second I decided on Ronan using the Three Sacred Treasures.

And no, I will NEVER do a crossover with the Equestria Girls because I never heard of them and could care less.