*DracoDraconis walks out*

DracoDraconis: Hey, sorry, the Author, the person you know as 'A', cannot come to this AN because he has urgent business to attend to, so someone else and I will be- ah screw this, why am I being so formal? Well, I have to take care of this thing. And the other person… *looks around* Did he ditch on me? OH COME ON! Welp, here it is. He left me some instructions…*reads instructions* Ok. He wrote: "Read the pieces of paper that are gonna fall in 3,2,1, *paper falls* Ah god! Ok. "Don't screw up, there's food in the fridge, don't starve" Well, let's start then!

DracoDraconis: Ok, so how did he tell me to read these out...? Oh yeah. The first review is from Luktopius, and he said: "Bubble gum is pretty good though…" and "QOTC: E" Well, bubble gum…is…ok…I guess.

DracoDraconis: The second one is from…myself…I'm just gonna skip that one. THE next one is from JustTheClassicalGirl, who said: "So far, neat story you got here. You did mention it is an SYOC and I love those and I would like to submit one, er, two if allowed so can you pm me the form? Otherwise, good luck and keep up the good work!" Well, I'll pass that on to him. I can't really say anything, cause, y'know. HE'S AWAY.

DracoDraconis: The next one is from- You know what? I'm not gonna bother. It's A's job, anyways. See ya! *runs away*

*comes back in*

DracoDraconis: He locked the door…well, guess I gotta finish this to open the door. Ohhh, that's why he left food! Ok.

DracoDraconis: The next one is from Damashii, and he said: " So much yelling... Anyways they made it to the next city, so there's that. On a side note; A Salamence character? There's going to be an interesting interaction between him and my character's(or, Mr. Asshole as you so called him, though that's only slightly true)." Well, yeah, my character is AWESOME. Last one!

DracoDraconis: The next one is from Raikou927, and he said: "Ah... the debate of which Ice Cream flavor is the best. Personally I'm on Team Twist, I like having chocolate and vanilla at the same time" Yeah…uh…never mind. Can I go now? *door unlocks*

DracoDraconis: Yeah! Well, see ya! *runs out door*

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1st person: Ross

And as we reached Cerulean City, we-

HEY! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME BACK HERE!

Oh no, it didn't work! Run!

Ah, the same goddamn narrator! Trying to pose as ME. Well, I'm back! after five months though. R.I.P Fourth wall. Well, let's continue!

We arrived in Cerulean City and we tried to go to the Pokemon Center, but we were stopped by a shower of confetti.

"Wait wha-" Ace was about to say, but he was interrupted by someone jumping through the confetti.

"Congratulations! You are the millionth group to arrive in Cerulean City!" They said. "As your prize, all of you can have a free Pokedevice! It is a combination of all popular devices, and it is called the XholoPad! It has all the features of other regional devices, AND IT HAS world edit commands" Though he muttered the last bit so we barely heard it.

"Wait, what was the last bi-" Kai was about to ask, but the guy who gave us the devices swiftly walked off. Looking around, we shrugged and put them on.

"Welcome to the Pokemon Center! How may I help you?" Nurse Joy said as we entered the Pokemon Center.

"Can you heal our Pokemon?" Azura said as we dropped our Pokeballs onto the counter, exhausted.

"Certainly!" She said with a smile as she took them. "Would you also like to book a room for the night?" We all said "Yes" at the same time.

She gave us the card to our room, and we started to go and drop off our stuff, but Diamond said "Well, we have to go" We all turned around.

"Really? But I thought you were coming with us…" Azura said.

"Azura, we already have lots of people" I said to her.

"We have some things we need to do, but we'll see you again!" Pearl said, and they left the Pokemon Center, waving.

We entered the rooms we were staying in, and dropped off all of our possessions, and we walked outside.

"So, what are we going to do now?" I asked everyone.

"Well, I have to go and buy some things" Minerva said.

"You're actually buying something?" Kai asked.

"Well, I might catch more Pokemon, and I can't really keep mooching them from you, so…I need Pokeballs"

"But where are you gonna get the money from?" Kai said. Minerva sighed.

"Remember? I beat Brock, he gave me something like 1000P and said "Shut up and take my money!""

"Ok, so what are the rest of you doing?" I asked again.

"I have to buy some stuff as well" Draco said.

"Like what?"

"Pokeballs"

"And I've gotta do some training" Ace said. "I can't just keep on going like this. I have to BE THE MASTER!"

"Yeah, ok then…" Kai said.

"So, are we gonna be alone?" I asked.

"Yeah." Minerva, Ace and Draco answered in sync, then they left.

"So, what are we gonna do now?" Kai said.

"Well, we could train…" Azura said.

"Great idea!" I said, and pulled out a pokeball.

"No wait, I mean train ourselves" She clarified.

"Oh, ok…" I said as I put the Pokeball back, slighty sad that I couldn't have the chance to beat other people's Pokemon into the dust. Oh well, I can beat OTHER PEOPLE into the dust!

We simultaneously changed into our respective Pokemon forms and got ready.

"Hey, doncha think," Kai asked us. "That this is kind of a BAD IDEA! We could get seen, or worse, caught!"

Azura and I thought for a moment, then simultaneously said "No"

"Plus, can we even be caught?" I said. "We are still part human, after all!"

"…fine…" He reluctantly said.

We decided that Azura and I would go first. We stood at either side and Kai was the referee. We were about to start, but unfortunately, a person walked into the battlefield.

"Wait…there are Pokemon here?" He said, looking between us all. "A Piplup…a Leafeon…and a MEW?! These are all really rare Pokemon!" He looked around.

"No trainers here? Does that mean that you're…wild?" He said, his eyes sparkling. "Alright, I'm gonna catch you all!"

"Oh s***" I said. We were thinking about ways to escape, when someone else ran into the battlefield. He looked around, and ran over here.

"Oh come on…" Azura said. "Another one?"

"Hey, what're you doing!" He said to the first person

"Tryna catch these Pokemon" The first person. "Why?"

"I can't let you do that"

"Why?"

"Because they're mine! They belong to me!"

I instantly face-palmed. He turned around, and winked. "Right?" He prompted.

Ok, that could mean two things. One: "I'm tryna SAVE YOU HERE" or two: "IMMA CATCH YOU AFTER THIS BOI REKT GG 10 HEART EZ CAUGHT" I hoped it was the former, so we all nodded.

"Are you sure? I mean, they were alone…" The first person said feebly.

"Is it a bad thing to leave my Pokemon alone to train?"

"…fine!" The first person left. The second person breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey, are you guys ok?" He asked us. We nodded again.

"Good…Hey, you can change back, y'know" He said, and we all reeled back. How did he know?

We changed back.

"How did you know?" Azura asked in a shaky voice.

"Well, here's a tip. Next time you reveal yourself to the world as a magical half human, half Pokemon person…maybe do it NOT IN PLAIN VIEW?!"

Kai hit us both in the head. "See! Someone did see us. I told you!"

"Wait...Did anyone else see us?" Azura asked. We looked expectantly at him.

"Well, if they did…THEY DON'T ANYMORE!" He cackled evilly. About a moment later he stopped.

"Nah. No one saw except me" We sighed. "Hey, my name's…uh…Riz, by the way."

"Well, nice to meet you, Riz! My name is Kai, this is Azura, and that's Ross." Kai told him.

"Well, nice to meet you guys!" Riz replied. He had brown-ish skin, brown eyes and was wearing a blue t-shirt, black jeans and a fedora.

"Noice fedora!" Kai said.

"Thanks." Riz replied.

"So, what are we gonna do now?" I asked.

"Well, you could continue…" Riz said.

"Wait…we need to assemble the TRAINING DEFENSE SQUAD!" Azura said, and a bolt of lightning struck the ground, creating a flash. When it disappeared Draco, Ace and Minerva were standing there. They looked around.

"Wait, what the-"

"Holy-"

"You're lucky that I finished buying those pokeballs!" Minerva shouted.

"But wait…How did you even do that?" Draco asked, confused.

"Well, all you have to do is shout TRAINING DEFENSE SQUAD, UNITE!" As Azura said that, another bolt of lightning struck, and now the three of them were standing next to Azura.

"So, to call you, I go "Stupid Trio, unite!" Ace said, and a bolt of lightning struck the ground. When the other flash ended Kai, Azura and I were standing next to him.

"Goddammit!" I shouted.

"Sorry." A random voice said. We all jumped back and looked around, then we looked up.

"…is that God?" Ace asked.

"Uhhhh…" The voice in the sky said. "This never happened…all you heard was wind…whooshhhh…"

We all looked up at the sky one last time, then looked down.

"O…kay then?" I said. "So, what are we gonna do now?"

"You could continue your 'training'" Draco said.

"Well, why don't we go challenge the gym?" Kai suggested. Thinking of no other alternative, we all agreed and started to walk towards the gym. Except that we were all horribly lost.

"Where is this damn gym!" I said in frustration. We all looked around.

"Oh s***, hide me," Riz suddenly said as he dove behind some conveniently placed bushes.

"Hey, do you know where the gym is?" We heard a voice ask. All of us turned around.

There were 3 people standing there. One had brown hair, brown eyes, and he was wearing black shorts and a white t-shirt. Another had medium-length brown hair and greyish blue eyes, and was wearing grey shorts and a green t-shirt. The person who asked us had black hair, brown eyes, and was wearing black track pants and a grey t-shirt. He looked like he was an Asian of some kind.

"No, sorry, we're tryna find the gym ourselves." Azura said.

"Oh…well, wanna look for it together?" The one with the greyish eyes said. Even if Riz was gesturing wildly to not, I said "Okay then" Riz mouthed sighing.

"Ok then, let's go!" We started walking around town, looking for any sign of a gym. I couldn't see him, but I assumed that Riz was following in his own way.

"Oh yeah, my name is Max, that's Stephan and that is Ray!" The guy with the short brown hair said, pointing in turn to the guy with the long brown hair and then to the guy with black hair.

"Well, nice to meetcha! My name is Azura, guy with the pink hair is Ross, green hair guy is Kai, person with the cloak-thingy is Minerva, bird guy is Ace, and random dragon guy is Draco!" Azura announced. We all nodded.

"Well, nice to meet you too!" Stephan said.

Suddenly, a random Jynx jumped out of some more conveniently placed bushes. It looked around, saw us, and jumped behind some more conveniently placed bushes. After a few moments, Kai said "I would like to say that that was coincidental with all that has happened, but I still don't understand anything that happens in this world" We all nodded.

"Hey, it looks like the gym is over there!" Minerva suddenly said, pointing in front. We looked there.

"Oh hey, there it is!" I said. In front of us was a massive building with a blue ceiling, and right on top were 2 sculptures, one of Seel and one of Dewgong.

"Well, let's go!" Ace said, and we started to walk towards the gym. When we reached it, though, we saw a hastily scribbled sign on the front door. It read "Sorry, I am not at the gym at the moment. If you need me, go to the beach"

"Goddammit!" Stephan said.

"Well, we might as well go to the beach…" Ray said.

"Well, let's go!" I said, and we started to walk towards the beach.

5 minutes later…

We arrived at the beach, and as far as we could see, we saw no one.

"Well, where is she?" Kai said.

"I don't see the gym leader around here…" Max said.

"Maybe she's further along?" Draco suggested.

"Yeah, let's go see!" I said as we started to walk along the beach. We saw nothing for a few moments, then we started to hear voices coming from up ahead. Hearing the voices become louder as we came closer, Draco gestured behind some rocks in front of us.

"Quickly! Behind here!" He said, and we quickly went behind the rock. As we looked out, we saw a familiar sight.

"Rocket grunts!" We all said in unison.

"But wait…who are they?" I asked, and pointed to a spot next to one of the grunts. Next to them, there was an unfamiliar sight.

Magma and Aqua grunts.

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*comes out*

A: Remember when I said I wouldn't let a month get between chapters? It's the 22nd of November… The last chapter came out on the 9th of May. Dear god.

A: Well, I must not be a croprastinator anymore! Yes, saying it like that is intentional. Also, on a side note, it's my birthday today! Yeah, my birthday is on the 23rd of November, so happy birthday to me! *confetti goes everywhere*

A: Well, I should not let that many months between chapters again, but I know that it's gonna happen again eventually…So until then, see ya! Wait…I forgot the QOTC! Here it is:

QOTC: How many legendaries are there of gen (7? 8? USUM.) Including the UBs and Silvally.

A: And on that fact, I'll see ya guys in another 15 months! Just kidding! Maybe…Well, see ya! And happy birthday to me! *leaves*

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(note: If you find this early, and wonder why this wasn't posted on the actual 23rd, but fanfic's a b**** and I couldn't be bothered to wait for the actual 23rd, so yeah.)