*walks out*
A: Oh hi, welcome back to me being a procrastinator about this story. And now, a few wise words from my friends! I don't know, cause I'm running out of ideas or something. (note: Everything in there is written by my friends and as such I cannot be held responsible for death, injury or cringe. SIGN THE CONTRACT!)
R: *dabs
R: Hello all. I am gay. (J.K I'm not.)
R: I was forced into doing this out of violation after being tempted by cake.
R: Pls! SEND HELP!
A: *forcibly stuffs R back into hole and removes gun from hand.*
S: Hello everyone!
S: This an average story made by a below average person :)
S: Anyway A wanted me to put this in so a few wise words…
S: "Oh hey thanks for checking I'm still a piece of garbage!"
O: Um, sup. I have been asked to write something. So. Um.
O: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!?
O: SPONGEBO-
O: NO! Nothing. Because there are no pineapples under the sea.
O: YER WELCOME!
O IS OUT!
Me vs. X
1 pokemon left
Nidoking and Heracross Tie-Fainted
I: Go, Lycanroc. Foe X sends out Venusaur.
I: Lycanroc, speed up using accelerock, then use speed to dodge while using swords dance.
X: Venusaur, Razor Leaf
MISSED!
I: Now attack with Accelerock.
CRITICAL HIT!
X: Razor Leaf
CRITICAL HIT!
FOCUS SASH!
I: Use Crunch
VENUSAUR FAINTED!
A: And that's it. The others don't really care, so-
R: What others? You have no other friends.
S: Yeah, we became friends with you out of pity. Mostly.
A: Why are you guys so mean?
O: Because we are. That's all there is to it.
I: That is true.
A: Fine, now moving on! Get back into your holes! *shoves all into holes again* Okay, so now lets read out the reviews! All two of them…! I know, my reader base kinda left after it took 5 months to get out the last one…So…Let's let that not happen again, shall we?
R: IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!
A: Okay, now get back into that hole and shut up, okay? So, the first review is from Eon the Zoroark, and he said: "Happy birthday, kiddo.
All I can say is that like last time I reviewed, avoid using the (parentheses for the author to explain something) and whatnot. Another thing that'd be neat would to not make the story itself self-aware. Maybe have a character that is?
I did like how you have improved since last time in your writing style. And with all these new characters popping up, it seems that we have a large roster of friends and enemies. And as much I can say that the self-awareness isn't exactly used in the best way, it sure is still funny as hell. Keep it up.
Nonetheless, have a great day.
-Eon Lucifer.
P.S: Not to be rude or anything but is Zoe going to reappear anytime soon?"
Well, thanks man. I think I kinda…relapsed into my old routine after 5 months. I improved? Huh. Thanks man. Sorry, I…kinda forgot about Zoe. Well, don't worry, I'll see if she'll be in this chapter I'm writing right now!
A: And the second one is from a new reviewer: Dauth12345. Thanks! They said: "I am disappointed. You made a chapter with a large portion about jinxes and had the perfect oppurtunity, but you did not make a wild Jinx appear.
I'm going to go cry in a corner. And play solitaire.
Other than that, interesting story. Curious to see where you will take it."
Well, wish asked, wish granted. I edited the last chapter. Thanks!
A: And that's all. Yeah, I got 2 reviews. I think my reader base got decimated after I left for 5 months. Well, this should make up for it! See ya guys! *runs off*
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Chapter 13: Unexpected Alliance
1st person: Azura
What are Magma and Aqua grunts doing with Rocket grunts? Don't tell me…
"Are those groups of grunts teaming up?" Kai said.
"Shhhh!" A new voice whispered. We all jumped.
"What was that? Who was that?" Ace asked.
"Over here!" The voice said, and we looked in that direction to see someone hiding behind the same rock we were. We all jumped again.
"How did we get here and not see you there?" Ross asked.
"I'm…actually not sure" The girl said. She had bright orange hair, a yellow shirt and she was wearing shorts. Suddenly Draco gasped.
"You're Misty, the gym leader of Cerulean!" He exclaimed.
"Gym leader?" Minerva asked.
"Well, you found me out. Yes, I'm the gym leader!" Misty said.
"Guys, keep your voices down! They'll find-" I was about to say, but a Rocket grunt suddenly called out "Who's there?"
I sighed, and death-glared the others "Now we have to fight!"
"Hey, I didn't do anything!" Ace said.
"Well, let's go fight!" Ross said. All of us emerged from behind the rock.
"So there was someone there!" The same grunt announced. All grunts in the area turned to see us.
"Okay, now I think we're f**ked" Ross said.
"Well, let's fight then…" Kai said, and we sent all of our Pokemon out simultaneously.
All the grunts that were there and probably all that were there in a 100 kilometre radius came over and sent all of their Pokemon out. I think there were even Galactic grunts there. I don't know how, but I think they learned the lost art of instant transmission, a skill only masters of martial arts and anime protagonists know. Maybe some video game villains. And from what I could see, they were mostly the type that had a lot of weak pokemon, but I could see that there were some more stronger grunts scattered in between. And saying that makes me sound like a chef.
"Let's go!" A grunt shouted as the pile of grunt Pokemon leapt at us. Our Pokemon leapt at them at the same time.
The air was instantly filled with the cries of differing Pokemon as they battled it out.
Meanwhile, the trainers stood back, issuing commands.
"Litten, use Ember!" Ross shouted, and Litten spat out a ball of fire, taking out a lot of Pokemon.
"Okay Oshawott, use Water Gun!" I said, and he nodded. Oshawott took a deep breath, then spat out a jet of water that hit many Pokemon and sent them flying. But whenever one of knocked out a Pokemon, two more took its place. Slowly, we were being pushed back.
"How're you guys going?" Ross shouted over the noise.
"Not so good!" A few people shouted back.
"Bewear is sleeping again!" Minerva shouted, and we all looked to see Bewear sleeping, leaning against the mountain.
"Oh, come on!" Kai yelled in frustration.
"Draco?!" I said.
"They may be strong, but they have too many!" He shouted back, as one of his other Pokemon, a Fraxure, got jumped by at least 10 enemy Pokemon.
"If anyone's got any ideas, it would be appreciated!" Ace shouted.
Meanwhile, on top of a cliff watching the battle…
"What am I supposed to do?" Riz said in worry. "I could join the battle, but I doubt I would do much…"
"Shhh!" A new voice said, and Riz jumped.
"Who is that?" He asked.
"Over here!" The voice said, and Riz turned to see someone crouching next to him. He jumped.
"Wait, how did I not notice yo-Wait a second…" Riz said. "This feels like deja-vu."
"It doesn't matter! We need to go save those guys!" The person, a girl, said.
"Yeah! But how? We won't do much." Riz mused.
"Don't worry, I've got a plan." The girl smiled. "Just follow my lead!"
Down below, in the battle…
This battle was not going well by any stretch of imagination.
All of us had at least one fainted Pokemon, and the others still remaining were severely weakened.
"Hey Litten, how're you going?" Ross asked the fire cat jumping around in front of him. He didn't respond, instead continued dodging enemy attack while letting out a long stream of profanities probably not suitable for this story.
Turning back to my own Pokemon, I saw that there was a Rattata barrelling towards Oshawott.
"Hey, watch out-" I was about to say, but a beam came from somewhere and intercepted, knocking it out.
"Thanks, whoever that was…" I trailed off after seeing the other's confused faces. We all turned to Minerva.
"Hey, don't look at me." She said. "I'm not doing this."
"But...lots of strange things seem to randomly appear from your hands, so maybe…" Kai wondered.
"No. Nada. Not me. Try again. No deal."
"Then who is it?" I mused.
Suddenly, the ground in front of us exploded as many attacks suddenly began barraging the opposition. As we watched, more and more Pokemon were being knocked out and the grunts were starting to panic. Finally, one of the higher ranked grunts, distinction given by his different uniform, called out, "Retreat! Retreat!"
The grunts scattered, calling back their fainted and injured pokemon and running away. The galactic grunts instant-transmissioned back to Sinnoh, probably never coming back to Kanto ever again. Soon, we were standing alone on the beach, our pokemon still panting for breath in front of us.
Quickly, everyone called back our injured team member and looked around for our savior.
Suddenly, we saw two people sliding down the cliff, one of them looking terrified and one looking like they had done it before many, many times.
Once reaching the bottom, and the first person tripping and falling on their face, we realised that the people were Riz, who wasn't hiding in some bushes now, and a person we had met in Pewter City.
Who had also told Ross to work on his fashion.
"It's you again!" I exclaimed, while the new trio had gone over to the downed Riz.
"Yes, it is me. I need to talk urg-"
"Whaddaya mean, I needta work on my fashion!" Ross shouted, coming over.
"Because your clothes are completely unfashionable!" She retorted.
"But I like these clothes!"
"Well, too bad, because we're getting more, right now!"
"Uh…guys…" Kai started, but they were too involved at this point, that trying to break it up would make the world explode.
"Um…" Minerva said, confused. Suddenly, the girl started dragging Ross back to the city.
"Wait, what are you doing?!" I asked.
"Getting new clothes for this guy" She said, pointing to Ross.
"No! Azura, help!" Ross cried out.
"You're on your own." I said, shrugging.
"NOOOOOooooo…" Ross yelled until he was out of earshot.
Meanwhile, the rest of us turned to Riz and the rest, who were talking. Mostly. Riz had just rolled onto his back, not giving any attempt to get up. We walked over.
"…how long we've been looking?!" Ray was telling him.
"Yeah, but that's not including what we had to do!" Max said.
"Wait, so what's going on here?" Draco asked.
"I'm not really sure…" Ace said.
"Well, I know them…" Riz said from on the floor.
"It's more than that." Stephen said.
"Let's explain that story another time…" Riz said as he tried to get up, but failed. "Oh, it seems like my body has given up on life." He tried again, but failed.
"Get up." Kai said, kicking him.
"Ow, fine!" He made a last attempt and managed to get into a sitting position. Then he stood up.
"So, where do you think Ross and that girl went?" Riz commented. We all looked around.
"Probably a mall." Draco said. "She said she was changing his style."
"Good luck with that." Azura said. "He wears the same thing every day, for some reason."
After locating the nearest mall…and getting ice-cream
Ross was sulking in front of the mall, and for a good reason. The mystery girl had somehow got new clothes for him, and even more amazingly, got him to change. She was standing next to him.
We walked up, and Ross ran up.
"Thank god you guys are here. She brought me into 4 SHOPS! I am now mentally scarred." We all sighed.
The girl came up as well, and said, "I forgot to introduce myself before. My name is Zoe Lucifer."
"Nice to meet you! I'm Azura…" I introduced the rest of the group in the usual manner when meeting a new person, which has happened about 100000 times by now.
"Yes, that's right!" Zoe said, suddenly standing straighter. "I remember what I came here for!"
"Which is?" Kai prompted.
"All of you are in danger, but especially you three." She said, gesturing to the triplets.
"In what kind of danger?" Everyone said, feeling nervous.
"I have reason to believe that Giovanni, leader of Team Rocket, is after you."
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*comes out*
A: I DID IT! I FINALLY UPDATED A CHAPTER IN LESS THAN 3 MONTHS! Woo!
A: Well, being more serious, suddenly having a fit of inspiration (and being incredibly bored in class) I wrote it, and I DID IT GUYS I DID IT *ahem*
A: So yeah. I am evil, cause cliffhanger. So, QOTC!
QOTC: Uhhh…um…Is steel type Magikarp a thing?
A: If this question seems weird, it's cause I sat here for 10 minutes trying to think of a question, saw a Pokemon card and went from there.
A: Also, I posted a new story! It's called Shadow. Also, if there's anything I should improve, or things I should've put in, PLS. TELL ME! It'll help me improve as a writer, and as a memer.
A: So, that's it from me, I will see you guys later!*goes off*
NEW REVIEWERS:
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