Patrick was laying in bed, screaming with his soul voice. Suddenly, Pete walked in with a jar of coins. He walked over to the bed and pat Patrick's head. "Hey, Pattycakes. Can I fuck you hard with this swear jar, little horny ass bitch faggot?"
Patrick was shocked. "Uhm. Sure, fickle my pickle I guess my homeslice main man homeboy homie fam."
Pete undressed Patrick and started fucking him with the jar, but Patrick started bleeding. He had a better idea. He took the coins out and slid them in his ass one by one. Patrick moaned. "I'll become your new coin jar, I guess, my homeslice main man homeboy homie fam." Pete nodded and slid in the rest of the coins.
Months later, after Patrick's body was completely filled with coins, Pete decided it was time to empty him out and use the coins to buy something. He reached his hand up Patrick's ass and took the coins out, then went out to the market to buy some random ass shit and a shirt that says "I'm Patrick's homeslice main man homeboy homie fam."
When Pete came home, he decided to shove all the shit he bought up Patrick's body. Patrick died from the pressure, so Pete decided to live inside Patrick's body until he himself died.
When Pete finally died, he met Patrick in heaven and they sang together.
