Dukesaw. I SHIP DUKESAW BUT LIKE NO-

She's a pretty little fairy, no denying. Thought Heather Duke, straightening her green blazer. She's no fairy, however. She swatted a fly away and smiled. She's a blue, lovely princess. A blue princess, oh, like Cinderella! She smiled yet again and then walked out her door, off to Veronica's house. Is there a green princess? Oh, there's a yellow one: Snow White! That would be Heather McNamara. And a red one: Ariel! That would be Heather Chandler. And a green one? Oh! Tiana. I don't think I'm alike to her- She tripped over a crack and threw a pen at it in anger. Ugh. Terrible. Ooh, what princess would that fucking ugly-ass school shooter Jason Dean be? Which one is my least favourite? Oh, yes! Jason would be Sleeping Bea- She got up to Veronica's house. "Veronica! It's Duke, open the door, I think you're pretty!"

Veronica heard the call and looked down at Duke from her window, smiling. "I think I'm pretty too, darling!" Duke shook her head and walked inside, going to Veronica's room.

"Of course." Heather Duke smiled and pushed Veronica onto the bed. "Absolute chaos."

"Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling." Veronica said, flipping Duke over so the blue girl was on top. "How about we play a little game of I fuck you, you get fucked by me? No sounds, Dad's home."

"Why the fuck would we do this if your dad is ho-" Veronica cut her off by connecting their lips. "Fine. But you better not- UH!" Duke moaned out as Veronica pushed her finger onto the green girl's panties. "Nnnng~" Veronica moaned slightly because of that noise. Veronica then took off Duke's clothes and started to eat her out, Duke a moaning mess. Veronica lifted her hand to Duke's mouth to cover it so no further sound could come out.

"Good Dukie." Veronica said, and then pushed her hand under the bed, taking out one of JD's bombs. "You're a fucking esshole, Dukie. I'm gonna teach you a lesson, betch." Veronics pushed the bomb up Duke's pepsi cola pussy and watched as the green girl tried to take it out. Veronica watched as Duke blew up. Veronica was covered in smoke and looked like a mess. She walked out of her house and to McNamara's house.

"Veronica, you look like Hell!" McNamara exclaimed.

"Yeah? I just got back." Veronica smirked and "Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town." She kissed McNamara's cheek, and they invited Martha over to watch a movie.