This is a Harry Potter & Familiar of Zero Cross Over Fanfiction Only.
As soon as I felt my body hit something that felt like grass, I saw something that I needed to get away from, some strange girl I never even met, tried to kiss me. This made my senses go into overdrive, my skin crawl, and I knew nothing pleasant could come from her kissing me. I used my wandless magic to look inside her mind and in a few seconds, I managed to decipher several important things.
First I was not in my dimension of reality, second, the spoke a rather strange version of a long-dead language, and their writing made Japanese look easy to learn, had I not looked into this girl's mind I would have no clue on the language written or verbal. The last but most important thing is their use of magic was severely limited, and anyone with a magic ability is considered a noble.
I am not even kidding, if you have even the slightest ability to use magic they would consider you a member of the nobility. The girl was trying to summon an animal to be her familiar if what her instructor was yelling at me, and instead she summon me from another dimension, something they didn't realize, and the instructor actually wanted me to allow her to kiss me, to form a Familiar Contract, Morgana was not happy about this, actually she was furious enough that she wanted to peck her eyes out.
She tried to kiss me again and this time I kicked her leg in such a way to cause her to fall on the ground, hitting her face. "Excuse me, would I be incorrect in assuming you are this person's magic instructor?" A man came to help the girl up and looked at me, the man had some strange clothes, a staff, and a rather shiny orb, meaning he was completely bald and took great pride in his skin maintenance as the skin on his head was very well taken care of.
"That would be correct, young man, I am Professor in this school and instructing the people around you in the summon familiar ritual. You may call me Professor Jean Colbert, now mind me asking why are you refusing to kiss my student Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, she did summon you using the summon familiar ritual as such you should be considered her familiar even though you are a commoner."
I was not going to let anyone force me into anything, and servitude to this girl was one thing I would not allow, even Morgana told me from within the familiar mark that I was right, no one can force anyone or any creature to become their familiar against their will. I looked at the girl who was glaring at me and then at the Professor.
"Professor you are mistaken if you think I am as a commoner, I am a fully trained mage, as such by the laws and traditions in your own world, I cannot be forced to become the familiar of anyone, as I am a noble. She might have summoned me due to some accidental magic, but that does not negate the fact no noble may force another noble to become their familiar, regardless of spell or ritual used."
I looked at him and he did nod his head as I finished saying this, "Would you mind telling me what Kingdom you hail from?" I told him that I very much came from another reality, as in my reality my world only has one moon. I could clearly see the faint outline of two moons hidden by the light of the sun.
"So how is it that you know of our traditions and language young man? Do you have the same language and traditions in your own reality?" I told him that I used a branch of magic that dealt with mind reading to read the mind of the girl that he called Louise.
"I needed information to deal with the situation I found myself in, and reading her mind was the most expedient and reasonable solution, even if I do not like to do so, the situation basically forced me to do so. I would appreciate some manner of magic restorative, my magical core is rather drained at the moment."
Professor Colbert began to rifle through his robes to what appears to me to look for the very medicine I requested. As soon as he began to look for the medicine he was rudely pushed away by the girl I came to know as Louise, what a rude and ill-mannered girl. She didn't even apologize to her Professor as she came towards me, it looks like she was going to try and kiss me again, it seems kissing would be needed to complete this ritual, talk about invasion of my personal space.
"I do not believe anything this commoner has said, I summoned him using the summon familiar ritual, and such I will claim him to be my familiar, as loathsome as it is to have a commoner as a Familiar, it is far worse the mere appearance that a member of my family could fail at something as basic as the summon familiar ritual."
I honestly do not care if her entire family considers her a squib after this, I will not be forced to do anything against my will, and no matter the dimension that is a personal belief I will always uphold. "If you step another step closer to me, little girl, I will be forced to defend myself, and while my magic is low, I can still inflict upon you harm, seize and desist in your flagrant attempt to make me your slave."
She, of course, ignored my warnings, I had no alternative but to use some wandless magic, for some odd reason my trusty rifle was not sent to the current dimension I found myself in, my magic focused on the grass that she was walking on, and in an instant the grass became longer, then it changed into chains, and finally they behaved like snakes and attacked Louise by acting like a bunch of Boa constrictors.
She found herself wrapped around by the hissing and tightening chains that had been grass a few second ago, the more she moved the tighter the chains would become. "These chains are enchanted to behave as if they are snakes, and snakes just happen to be good friends of mine. Since you didn't ask my name, allow me to introduce myself to you and the people present. My name is Harry James Potter."
I did a bow and looked at the people around me, and then decided to open my shirt and from the mark on my body, they no doubt thought it was a tattoo came to my good friend Morgana, she stood quite proudly on my shoulder as she nipped my right ear in a show of clear affection. "And this on my shoulder is my good friend and familiar Morgana. I hope this shows you that I am indeed a fully trained mage, and as such your claim to have me as your familiar is null and void."
Morgana was glaring daggers at her and for a second I was almost ready to kiss my good and loyal friend on her head, I guess I should not be feeling as down as I was, I still had my good friend Morgana. I still need to obtain an income or a way to earn a living, for some reason I don't think going back to my dimension for some reason is not that appealing to me.
Morgana went back into the mark and told me thank you as soon as she saw what I thought of her, "So Professor I find myself in a bit of a problem, the first being that I need a place to live, and a way to earn myself an income, meaning I need a place to live and a job to earn a living. As I said I am a fully trained mage, which includes potions, and some none elemental magic that your universe clearly does not possess."
The girl named Louise was still glaring at me, but I was at this point beyond even caring about the antics of a temperamental teenager. I was a true and tried warrior, a mage that had seen more combat in a day that she had seen in her entire lifetime, let her try something, she will soon regret it if she survives.
Colbert began to nod his head for a bit and then looked at me with a smile, "I happen to dabble a little bit in Alchemy myself, as for a job, why don't you accompany me to meet the Headmaster of this school, he might come up with something to help you." I could see no reason why not to follow the man.
As we walked through the building, I realized that this place was a lot more simple than Hogwarts, there were no ghosts, no spirits of any kind, which at first made me feel a bit lonely truth be told, I guess I will not be attending another death day party again, shame, I always enjoyed them. This made me remember my fond memories of Myrtle, of Nick and the Baron.
As we reached our destination we reached a lady sitting behind a desk, I had to say, the bespectacled lady was quite attractive, I did however felt that something was not quite right with this green haired beauty, there was something akin to a feeling of rage, a burning fury burning and churning deep inside her, so much so that made me wonder what could upset this person so much.
"Miss Longueville, this mage was summoned by mistake during my lesson on the summon familiar ritual, he has expressed that he needs employment and a place to reside, I felt it prudent to come and ask the Headmaster, he might have a solution to this young man's problems."
She smiled and got off her seat, "I don't see a problem, the Headmaster has plenty of free time, now if you don't mind I do need to know your name. Thank you, Professor Colbert I can take care of this from now on."
I did a bow and looked at her with a smile, "Potter, Harry James Potter, a pleasure to make your acquaintance Lady Longueville, I apologize for the inconvenience." She actually began smiling as I did that for some odd reason. She pushed the door open with her magic and we both entered to find a pipe smocking version of Dumbledore, I mean it, the only thing missing is his glasses and colorful robes.
As soon as we stepped near the desk. He looked at me with a smile, "So you are the one that my student summoned, don't be so surprised young man, as someone who has a familiar you should know that there are ways that I can keep an eye on my students." When he said that I saw something sneaking under the desk and was slowly crawling towards the lady I was standing near.
"You don't say, then you are aware that I am a mage as well, granted my faithful weapon is not with me, but I can still do magic without it. I asked one of your Professor if he could help me find a solution to my income and housing problem. I could, in fact, teach here, I happen to know quite a few things that your students could benefit from."
He began to nod his head and looked at me, "You don't have a staff or a wand, but you clearly can do magic if your defense against one of my students was any indication, you could quite easily read my mind, why would you ask me directly instead of reading what I am thinking?" I told him that reading the mind of that rude pink haired student of his was an emergency, I don't read the minds of others unless it is vital to do so.
The mouse slowly began to move closer to Miss Longueville, and when the mouse was close enough for me to see it was a white mouse, like a lab rat actually, he began to look up and that is when I realized what this rodent was doing, how dare he does this in my presence.
I did a simple summoning charm and the mouse came right to my right hand. "Excuse me, Miss Longueville I hate to stop this discussion, but I feel that I should bring something up before this thing does something regrettable, I saw this rodent, for some strange reason peeking up your dress. Now, do you mind to tell me how should I deal with this rude rodent?"
She looked at it and picked it up by the tail and dropped hard on the Headmaster's desk, "Lord Osmond, if you don't stop using your familiar to do that, I might want to take you and this rat with me to complain to the palace."
"You are quite the prude for stopping my familiar from finding what color she was wearing today, as for your teaching, I am afraid that we must test your magical abilities tomorrow, you may stay in one of our guest quarters in the student dormitory since you are so much in respecting women, you should be no danger to our students at all."
I told him that respecting a young ladies virtue is not being a prude it is to be expected. I would never and I mean never do such a thing to a young lady. She was smiling at me as I said this, I could not help but feel pity for her if this sort of thing happened to her on the regular basis.
My assigned room was spacious, well furnished, had a beautiful view of the two moons, the bathroom was comfortable and even had warm water for my morning shower, the bed was as soft as if I was sleeping on a cloud, if I had anything to complain was not apparent, but I knew it was simply too good to be true, something was going to go horribly wrong.
After a short shower and managed to do a little cleaning of my clothes, who knew learning household charms would be this useful. I decided why stay in my room, I might as well look at the grounds and get a better idea on the layout of the academy, now that everyone was supposedly asleep, or at least they should be, they do have classes tomorrow after all.
As I walked down to the first floor I saw two students getting quite cozy with each other, I nearly gagged as I heard the guy say that he would never hide his true feelings from her and that her quiche was something he was really looking forward to. I knew these were just things he was telling her to try and get something from her, more than likely get laid.
As I walked past them and went towards the main entrance I heard a voice that I really wish I did not. "Hold it right there, you are not getting away with this, I will not accept the excuse you gave the professor you shall be my familiar, and I will accept nothing except your obedience!" I didn't need to turn around to know it was Louise, I simply didn't have the inclination to waste time on her.
I walked out and began to look at the grounds, a nice fountain on one side of the building, a rather sturdy construction on the building around, and the grounds seemed to be in immaculate perfection. All in all, I should consider finding the groundskeeper of this school and congratulate him or her on a magnificent job.
"I said don't ignore me commoner, Guiche, help me out here, hold that commoner with your earth magic and let me finally to complete the summon familiar ritual. You know that our families have been friends for years, you know you can not deny me."
