This is a Harry Potter & Familiar of Zero Cross Over Fanfiction Only.

Saw the very same blonde student who was shamelessly flirting with that girl who was clearly a couple of years younger than him, he walked towards me holding his wand, did the fool really think that since I had no wand or staff I was defenseless, he clearly didn't see me do my magic earlier.

I was not a current professor and I was not subject to the rules that would apply to them, still, in truth, I have only a basic understanding of the rules, the information I got from reading this foolish girl's mind was not exactly either well organized or clear. In fact, it had been a real chore trying to figure the spoken and written language from what I read in her mind.

I snapped my fingers and with a quickly summon charm, I had his wand in my hand. "I would think very carefully about what you are trying to do, I told you, I will not be forced to become your slave. You need this wand to cast your magic, but I, I don't have that limitation. Now Guiche was it? I have the very tool you need to cast your magic, I don't imagine you have a spare."

I looked at him and saw him stare at me with this really surprised look on his face, "So the choice is simple, leave me in peace and you get your wand back from the Headmaster after you tell him what this girl tried to get you to help her do, or the other option is I give you back your wand, and I challenge you to a duel and believe me that unlike you, I would have no problem in ending your life. So tell me, young man, what will it be?"

I saw him ready to cry for his mother and run away like a monster was standing behind him as he ran, and let's face it I was. I looked at Louise with her hand on her wand and kept trying to case something, I imagine something painful to punish me for not obeying her stupid little order. With a single flick of my wrist, I was holding her wand.

I walked towards her and I dropped it like it was nothing, "Now listen to me little girl, I came out here to enjoy some fresh air, because I just had the worst day of my entire life, and I had many bad days, and you try to pull this, well I am not an instructor of this place. I am supposed to have my magical ability tested tomorrow, but I will tell you something before I go back to my room, and you better listen to Louise the Zero, oh yes, I know that too."

She began glaring at me with some actual rage in her eyes, "I once had a weapon that makes your wands seem like the toys they are, I don't have one, cause I don't need one. You are a fool, instead of insulting me you should have waited, they call you the zero because your success in using elemental magic is Zero. Well, little girl, there is magic that is not part of or influenced by the elements."

She looked at me and I knew she was thinking I was a liar, just from her body language alone, "I can make things that are not alive, come to life, I can turn a rock into a horse, and a horse into bird, and finally turn that bird into a statue of pure gold, my potion brewing abilities make what your people do seem like child's play."

"I can brew potions that will make you confess your deepest, darkest secrets with a single drop and a question, potions that give me complete control on how time affects a person, I can turn a grandmother into the same age as one of your classmates, and a classmate to look like she is old enough to be your grandmother. I can brew glory, cure any illness you can think of, stop death, cause, after all, while death calls you prey, she calls me master."

"The only reason I will leave you alive is for you think, I have a familiar, who is my good friend Morgana, but if I didn't use the summon familiar ritual like you, and I didn't, how can I have a familiar? It is quite simple, I didn't need a spell to find my familiar, and had you decided to ask for my help, after a decent apology I could have helped you find a familiar that would have been your very best, and dearest friend. Too bad you didn't think of that Louise, Good Night."

I walked back to the dormitory and as I walked up the stairs I saw a rather large salamander stand in front of me, like I said I got two of the worst neighbors in the entire floor, they hate each other so much that I wouldn't be surprised that they will eventually end up getting married to each other, well that is a question, do same-sex marriages happen here?

"Tell me, why are you standing in front of my door? I have a rather important thing to do tomorrow and I am not in the mood for jokes or pranks." The salamander looked at me and began nodding her head. She sat down and looked at me.

"My master has requested your presence and I can not disobey her, I could try and carry you there, but since you can speak my language, how I do not know, I will not risk suffering your wrath, so please enter the door to the left of yours, and meet my master. She is a rather amorous young lady by the name of Kirche."

I swear it is one problem after another, I actually miss Outer Heaven so much it is almost funny, but words fail to describe how much. I walked over to the door the salamander told me and knocked, I may be surrounded by savages, but I am not one.

I heard a voice telling me that I could enter. As soon as I entered I saw a rather scantily dressed young woman, wearing some of the shall we say most revealing sleepwear I have ever seen. I have to say she does have a rather nice figure, her flaming red hair, and for some reason, she felt like she felt almost predatory as I looked at her face.

"So glad my familiar Flame managed to find you, Mr. Potter. I am Kirche Augusta Frederica von Anhalt-Zerbst but please call me Kirche. I asked you to come to have a conversation with you, about today, about where you came from, and maybe about your plans, I know you must be quite troubled with the way things are going, I was often told that talking about your troubles with someone trustworthy helps."

This made me think this was a trap, I know from the things I read or tried to read from the mind of the girl called Louise that she and this red-haired beauty are what one would call eternal rivals, and since she is dressed like this, I got the feeling that Kirche wanted to claim me as her own servant, if only to rub it in the face of Louise, but I was raised a gentleman, at least she is more polite that Louise was.

With a movement of my hand, I summoned a chair from downstairs and I sat down. "Well it is true my day has not gone that well, my blushing bride was murdered, I was rudely separated from my trusty weapon to a warrior like me it is quite an insult to do, and your childhood rival I wouldn't dream calling you two friends or at least not at the moment, tried to force me into slavery yet again. So no, I wouldn't say my day has been a particularly good one."

She moved a chair next to mine and tried to use my hormones against me, not a bad plan, but not going to work on me, "But how can you do magic without an instrument of some kind, I have a wand, and some even prefer a staff, father said that those that do use a staff tend to be compensating for something, but no matter, how can you do magic like that?"

I made a fist and opened it to reveal that I was holding a small fireball and a second later that fireball was gone, and instead a single rose was on my hand. "I don't need one, magic is magic, I am in touch with magics your teachers would never dream off, some beautiful like this rose, and some terrible, I can make this rose into anything I want, a sword, a lance, or I could make this rose into a monster that could devour a person whole. I said I am a warrior Kirche, but in the end, all warriors are the same thing, in the end, killers."

"By the way did you know you have a group of men looking into this room from that window over there? Is peeping into a lady's bedroom a common thing in this school or does that only happen to you?"

She blasted enough fire spells to light an entire forest, I find that to be rather impressive. "In truth, being a beauty like myself it is often hard not to gain the attention of men, I could say I called have said I summoned you here so that I could try and claim you as my own, to prove which one of us is better, and do something that not even my eternal rival, Louise could do, but you know better than that don't you?"

She sat on her bed and she looked at me, "In truth Louise and I were rather good friends, best friends as a matter of fact, but that was before our family's influenced us into being rivals, I teased her, call her names I know that would hurt, but here I can tell you the truth, I wanted my friend to push past that thing that was keeping her from being able to use her magic, I failed, and so I am here asking you, a stranger from another world, to help my once dear friend."

I looked at her and could not help but to smile, "I can help you, but not for free, it will cost you. As you pretty much saw your little wooden sticks I don't need anything to help me with my magic, I do miss my trusty weapon, however, maybe one day I will find her again. As for you, I will tell you the same thing that I will tell anyone in this world, nobody forces me to do anything, I will not be the familiar of anyone, especially when that person tries to force me."

I got up and I heard her laughter, "You know you have quite the mercenary attitude, the more defiant, self-confident, and which such strength of will, why if you aren't careful Mr. Potter, you could end up seducing quite a few young ladies, and not even try to do it. If you help a once dear friend, I will help you with anything you ask, and I do mean anything."

As I walked out of the room and saw the salamander, I could not help but feel pity for the poor salamander. I know thanks to Fleur that having a nice pair like that tends to cause pain, but I don't that any of her male suitors know that, or even care, they just want to get laid. It is truly sad to see a young woman of such potential reduced by others to what clearly those men where thinking, I don't need to read minds to see the lust in their minds.

As I went into my room I saw that someone had already gone in and she even had the nerve to fall asleep on my bed. Life in this dimension was not going to be pleasant if I could not even be free of her constant attempt to force me into slavery, not even in my bed. She thinks that I will have to accept to be her familiar when in the next morning I am found sleeping next to her in my bed. Childish, simply too childish, I made a fist and concentrated on the spell I needed, I summoned another bed from the storage and decided to build a wall between us.

"I will let her free after she apologizes." I changed my clothes into proper nightwear and decided to go to bed. As I closed my eyes I felt myself get drowsy and finally before too long I was in my dreams. I kept dreaming of a young woman wearing a tiara crying, she sounded so sad, so lonely, the more I tried to reach her, the further she was from me.

As I woke up the next morning, I woke up to the sound of someone beating her fists against the wall I placed between our beds, and boy she was not happy her little trap failed, amateur, the whole intention of a trap is that it is concealed, not as obvious as what she tried to do. It's like leaving a landmine without bothering to bury it, there for all to see, who would fall for that?

"Don't you have something to say, young lady? What sort of a noble walks into a gentleman's room, and sleeps so brazenly on his bed?" She apologized but then she said something that made me worry, that she actually walks in her sleep. Damn it, I am going to have to find a way to keep her out of my room.

I snapped my fingers and decided to leave the room as it originally was, as I walked down the stairs and followed the crowd I knew where these people were going, they are going to get some breakfast, which makes me wonder how in the world am I going to get anything to eat here? I don't have an income as it were, so how am I going to get myself some breakfast.

In the end, I have to think Morgana for my breakfast, she insisted that she could fly around till she found me some apples to eat at the very least. "You have no consideration towards me, don't you? Can't you see that I need a familiar? That I will be ridiculed and insulted by all my peers since I don't have a familiar and everyone else does!"

I finished my apples and I looked at her, "Louise, have you ever wondered how do I have a familiar and you don't have a familiar's mark like I do, so that means I didn't use your dimensions summon familiar ritual now did I? Since I have one, don't you think it is possible that I know magic that your dimension does not even know it exists?"

I looked at her as it finally dawns on her, "I asked the Headmaster of your school for a job, believe me, even if you knew how to send me back, I have nothing to return to so I think I will just make a life here, but I may look your age, but I have seen things that would give the most veteran warrior nightmares, I have done things that you would never believe, I fought against a man who split his soul seven ways to hell and died taking the one shining hope I had in my dimension. You are a lot like I once was, so I will help you."

I looked at her as she still has that look on her face that says she doesn't know where I am going with my little monologue, "I know that the Headmaster probably will not do that, so in case I don't become your next teacher, I will not be your familiar, however, you will become my student. I will teach you things this world has never even discovered, and you will learn why failed at the spells they taught you. Just get this through your head, I am the teacher and you are my student take it or live with the consequences, but next time you try to force me to be your familiar, I will kill you."

As I looked at her and she took hold of my hand she began to look like she realized I was not kidding, "Alright, I can accept that if it makes it so that they stop making fun of me by calling me the Zero, so how about it teach? When do my lessons start?" I wanted to tell her tomorrow, but why wait? Her lessons would start after dinner, need the open space of the courtyard and some privacy to teach her what I plan to teach her. Hope I can make Profesor McGonnagal proud.