2011 A/N- OK, just to clear something up, this whole story is either going to be Hermione's Pov, or noone's pov. I'm not good at writing Draco's pov. SORRY! :-(
DISCLAIMER:I DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT THE PLOT AND THE OCCASIONAL ORIGINAL CHARACTER!:-D

2018 A/N Yo yo yo there are translations at the bottom!


Hermione's POV

"Students," Dumbledore said,"please line up with your partner and I will perform the spell. After that we will discuss your living situations."

Malfoy and I got the spell performed on us. It was pretty easy really. It was also odd, strange, weird, whatever other synonym you can think of. All we did was sit in chairs, facing each other, and there were cords connecting the chairs. The spell went something like this:
Parvulus enim est vinculum inter populum, hoc vinculo perpetuo et fortior per ter amorem.

Although, each ending was different. That's probably what amount of children we would have.


"Wonderful. Now, each couple will be assigned a flat, so to speak. You will have a common room, a room for the children, a shared bathroom in-between the parents, a bathroom for the little ones, and a bedroom for the parents. Yes, you have to share a bed. Don't ask why, I don't know, it's the Ministry."

"You can sleep on the couch," was heard from every girl's mouth except Luna's. I guess they worked it out? I'm highly suspicious now, especially since I saw Harry staring at her earlier.

"I am not sleeping on the couch!" Malfoy said,"You can sleep on the couch!"

"I'm gonna be pregnant! I'm not sleeping on the couch! You wouldn't wanna injure your child now would you?"

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Good."

"Good!"

"OKAY!" Harry said," I feel like I'm watching an episode of Sonny With A Chance!"

"Do not compare me to Disney, Harry!"

"Sorry."

As Malfoy and I walked to the apartment, I kinda wondered how well we would get along during this assignment. I couldn't tell. His attitude towards me had always been less than ideal.

When we got to the portrait — a gold lion sitting on a red throne and a silver snake slithering around the throne — I looked up at Malfoy for the password.

"Ut unim sint. Granger, what's that mean?"

"Aren't you top of the class? I'm not a library, look it up," I said as we walked in to the common room. And I almost gasped. Almost.

It was beautiful. The walls were painted dark green with gold detailing along the floor and ceiling. The furniture was burgundy. And the floor was the most beautiful hardwood I ever saw. It was a deep cherry stained oak. So was the fireplace. The light fixtures and other accents had been painted gold or silver. Gorgeous.

I glanced at the first door. I assumed it was the childrens' room so I stuck my head in. It was boring. I really hope Dumbledore lets us redecorate. It was plain white walls and no furniture whatsoever. But the whole house had the wood floors I assume. We could get some rugs to put down.

Peeking my head into the bathroom, I saw that it was a little nicer, but nothing out of the ordinary. The floor was a cream colored marble tile, there was a small sink tall enough for a four-year-old, and a stool if we needed it, a bathtub and a small toilet.

And then I crossed the living room to find the master bedroom. Dark Cloud Of Doom. There was a king sized four-poster bed in the same wood as the floor, with a dark green comforter. The walls were dark red, and any fixtures, like picture frames, lamps, that kind of stuff was silver and gold. Hmmm. Still not thrilled with the idea of me and Malfoy sharing a room, and definitely not the bed. I looked in the bathroom. YAY! Two sinks! A walk-in glass shower. I always wanted one of those. A porcelain throne, if you will, and cabinets. Hmph. Our bathroom is white. Everything is white. I guess they got tired of Christmas colors.

I looked in all the drawers of my dresser, and-suprise, suprise!-my clothes were all there. Shocker. Except tomorrow they won't fit me. Crap! I walked back out to the common room to see where Malfoy was. He was just lounging on the couch, all casual and stuff. He probably didn't even notice I was there. Time to test my theory.

I snuck up behind him and yelled right into his ear: "Hey, Malfoy!"


2011A/N- What now? Suprise ending. Will Draco freak out? Or maybe curse her? Let's find out in the next chapter of Parenting Class! Or something Like It.

*For a child is an eternal bond between two people, let this bond be strengthened with three times the love.

**We are one

-Indie 3

2018 AN- really didn't feel like changing that much here it wasn't too bad, but is there nothing you guys saw before the edit that you think should change? leave a review and let me know!