"Alright Cosmo, you know what to do right?"
"You got it Timmy!"
"Ok, let's do this."
Not a very long time ago before the future
Back to the Turner house, back to the present (sort of). Without the robot pirates, without that "futuristic" theme on that futuristic island thing. Oh! And also without Tom and Clara, the first two characters the author has introduced to you, but now they're gone and the author has wasted your time by making you read the first chapter.
Sorry :3
Now we're back. We see a grown up Timmy in the living room, hiding behind the couch, while Cosmo is hiding at the ceiling, they're waiting for Timmy's dad to set off the trap they put up. Timmy may be 18 years old now, with a steady job and a decent car, with sights to go to Dimmsdale University. And he has obviously grown up! Passing all his classes and having the mind and ambition of a young adult all while keeping his signature goofy personality, and that pink hat of course!
Why, you should picture 18 year old Timmy Turner and see how grown up he is!
But right now, isn't it just fun to do something fun after a while right?
And that means pranking your dad with the help of magical fairies.
Well, it's only Cosmo right now, and yeah, Cosmo messes up with wishes from time to time...
But it's a scientific fact that Cosmo is smarter than Timmy's Dad, so that counts (I guess).
So,
The 18 year old (still) childish Timmy Turner is holding a walkie-talkie on one hand with Cosmo on the line, on his other hand he's holding a remote with a big red button that's gonna set their contraption loose.
Timmy whispers into the walkie-talkie "Oh boy, when Dad falls for this trap! Oh I wanna see the look on his face after we're done!"
"Umm Timmy, don't you think that all this sounds a little evil?" Cosmo said back.
"I can do this or I would have to do my homework and study for my exams, so..."
Now Cosmo lit up after Timmy said that, on the mic Cosmo's voice quickly became enthusiastic "Actually yeah, let's play the no-homework game!"
"Yeah! Wanda's gone with Poof, Mom's nowhere to be seen, and Chloe's tutoring some kid! And Dad's not gonna even know we did it. What could possibly go wrong!?"
"OH TIMMY! HAVE YOU SEEN MY BROCCOLI COSTUME ANYWHERE? THERE'S A VEGAN AND ANIMAL RIGHTS PROTESTORS DOWNTOWN AND THEY'RE GIVING AWAY FREE FOOD TO THOSE WHO ARE AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY!"
Alarmed by his dad's yelling, Timmy whispers to Cosmo "Shh, battle positions!"
"TIMMY? WHERE ARE YOU? DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE SPECIALTY VEGAN MEAT IS? AND THEY'RE GIVING THEM AWAY FOR FREE! I NEED TO HURRY IF I WANT TO GET SOME! Ooooh wait what's this leaf blower doing here?"
"Get ready, Cosmo..."
As Timmy's Dad walks through the doorway to the living room Timmy pushes the red button to turn on the leaf blower right in front of Timmy's Dad, since the leaf blower was positioned so that it blew a pile of leaves to Timmy's Dad, the leaves covered his face and squeezed a few screams from him until a cold pot of maple syrup tipped over and poured down on Timmy's Dad's head, thanks to another press from Timmy's remote.
"AAH TIMMY! RUN! THE CANADIANS ARE COMING!"
Timmy quickly whispered to Cosmo "Ok Cosmo, phase 1 is complete, commence phase 2."
However, Timmy's Dad got a slight glimpse of Dinkleberg mowing his lawn through the living room window and a boiling anger quickly overtook him, still covered in syrup, he broke through the glass window chasing down Dinkleberg like a tall angry maple syrup monster, mistaking Dinkleberg for the prank.
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS DINKLEBERG!"
But that wasn't actually part of the plan, Timmy actually counted on his dad to stay there on that spot, hence the maple syrup, so Timmy was disappointed that he couldn't actually pull it off but at least he didn't get caught... but as soon as he was about to tell Cosmo to cut the plan-
(Sweet, flower girl music starts to play in the background...) "Hey Timmy! I've been itching to tell you this all day but- Hey... What are you doing behind the couch?"
Boom! Cosmo, transformed into a green robotic cage landed on the same spot Timmy's Dad was.
But Chloe was there now, so...
In the most robotic voice he could muster, Cosmo said "Commencing teleportation in three, two, one..."
Poof!
"Noooo!"
"Uhh what's wrong Timmy? Did I do good? Was my robot voice cool?"
"I WISH TO GO TO PENCIL NEXUS!"
Poof!
As soon as they got to Timmy's Dad's workplace and inside the basement, a monster made out of pencils was already dragging Chloe away.
"ROAR!"
"Timmy! SAVE ME!" Chloe cried out.
With a few moments of quick thinking, Timmy answered "Cosmo give me a flame gun!"
"You got it Timmy!"
Poof!
A large gun appears out of thin air and onto Timmy's hands, with years and years of practice from all those crazy adventures, Timmy's more experienced in dealing with these problems and has actually become a pretty capable fighter, such skills that he had picked up are; kung fu, the ability to pilot a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk, and being able to adeptly shoot at something with a gun, specifically with the guns that are powered by magic and either shoots lightning, ice, fire, light or lasers.
"ROAR!" The pencil monster roared again for the last time until it spoke "Yo man, that's so lame..."
Chloe and Timmy exchanged looks as the pencil monster got out of character.
"Cosmo! I said "Flame gun" not lame gun!"
"Oh I thought you said-"
The pencil monster resumed dragging Chloe further down the basement.
"AHH!"
Timmy started to panic throwing the "lame gun" off to the side, "Hurry! just give me the gun!"
Poof!
The pencil monster started talking again "Hey fairy man, that lame gun wasn't cool, now you made this whole scene extremely edgy and full of cringe-"
Boom! Yeah, one fire blast did the trick, good thing it was made out of pencils...
"Timmy!"
Chloe, free from the monster's grasp started to stand and run up to Timmy, with her arms out open signalling to Timmy that they were going to hug. Timmy, responding to this dropped the flame gun and started running up to her as well...
Slap!
Physche! Chloe openly slapped Timmy on the cheek, not like a "wife that's mad at her husband" slap but you know... a light slap on the cheek that wasn't supposed to hurt but still show the message.
Equipped with an angry face, Chloe puffed out "Timothy Turner, I left you alone with Cosmo for 2 hours and you start pulling pranks on your dad?! And I got dragged on to this mess because what exactly?"
"Because... I wanted my dad to be more creative at work so maybe I thought I can inspire him by fighting a pencil monster and so..."
And then Chloe lit up, smiling "Though, that was a nice shot, thanks for saving me."
"Yeah umm... can we hug now?"
"Yes, we should."
As Timmy and Chloe "hugged it out" Cosmo was distracted by a shiny nickel on the ground.
"So what were you about to tell me? Before my "plan" interrupted you?"
"Oh, I'll tell you, but only if you help me protest with the vegan and animal rights protesters and go for some ice cream later!"
"You're paying for your own ice cream though right?"
"I'm not guaranteeing anything that's for sure."
"Then how about you help me with exams?"
"Ha, I was gonna help you with exams anyways!"
"Ok fine, I'm good with paying the ice cream but we should leave the protest thing if my dad gets there, he's probably gonna embarrass us in front of the whole crowd or something and he's planning to go there cause they're apparently giving out samples..."
"Deal."
"Deal."
Then Chloe looked up to see Cosmo still trying to chase down that nickel...
"Hey Cosmo... can you poof us back to Timmy's house?"
"Yeah yeah yeah, ok. I'll catch up after I get this stupid nickel! Gah! Come back you!"
And while he turned around, Timmy said "have fun Cosmo!" As they finally broke the hug that they've held for the entire conversation and waved goodbye.
Poof!
