Chapter 14


OK, In this chapter, they just play Dungeons and Dragons. Now, I don't know what the fuck is up with the game except the classes so pardon me if I made a mistake when I made them play Dungeons and Dragons. Again, this is another, well technically not filler. It kinda shows more about something that will be mentioned right here. Either way, let's do this. I should also start Rating this as M for Sexual Innuendos.


Carlos POV:


"FUCK SHIT SON OF A FUCKNUGGET EATING BITCH!" Well you have finally woken up. Shocked a bunch of dudes waiting for you to wake up. They weren't really as shocked as they were before though. Everyone pretty much knows how creative you are in properly using the English language. "C-Carlos! You're awake."

"No, I'm asleep. Of course I'm awake." You got no right whatsoever to joke about a near death experience. "I-I'm just glad that you're fine."

"Dude, it must've been rough to face those zombies alone."

"I didn't fight the zombies." You scanned the room trying to find the three other guys with you. You found them sitting separately. "Those three did." You pointed at Angus, Casey, and Edward. "Thanks for the save, bruhs!"

"You're most welcome, peasant." Edward, like war, never changes.

"Would you mind telling me why you briefly spoke in a perfect British accent? That's like some James Bond movie villain right there." Casey asks while polishing her masks.

"Long story short, Active state activated and 5 minutes went by and I got shit on the quirk downside lottery. Multiple Personalities Disorder is a bitch that nobody deserves to have. That being said, you've seen Jerarudo. Best way to get him off is to knock me out."

"Okay everyone here is new protocol, everytime Carlos speaks in perfect British accent, ve knock him out. The best candidate to do it is Izuku considering his quirk which lets him take control of anything. In short, slam him down to the ground, Izuku." Izubro just gave out a tired sigh while giving a nod. "Okay then…"

Everyone just went their merry ways while you end up arguing with Eva about how to write a story. "No, I'm telling you that some characters just don't deserve redemption arcs." She argued and from all her points you hate to admit it, but she's right. "Okay fine, we should reserve redemption arcs to those who really deserves it." Oh great, now she looks satisfied with herself. "Fuckin' hell."

The argument pretty much went really far. "Look, no matter how much someone is gonna try, their still a horrible person at heart. They won't change rather easily. Even if they actually tried, they'll only look hypocritical. A single sorry ain't even enough." Well at least she agrees with you on that one. "Don't make me start with those fics about 2 characters who hate each other getting shipped together, or even worse, that one poor character who's getting shipped to their abuser by sick fangirls. I get it, ship whatever you want, but you're a sick fuck for wanting an abusive relationship." She got a point right there. You never really get those types of ships. "I mean, just one 'I Love You' and the victim completely forgets that fact that their getting abused by some son of a bitch."

"Yeah, it woulda rubbed me the wrong way if Izubro ends up with Blasty."

"Who's Blasty?"

"Izubro's bully. One of the few reasons I asked him to enroll here instead of UA is to get him off that motherfucker's shit radar. Which reminds me, I never used Hall of Illusions on him. Might try it the next time we meet. How traumatized would he be after I'm done with him."

"You know you could have told the teachers at your old school right?"

"They're in on it. If they try to take credit when Izubro becomes a great hero that they were his teacher, I'd fuckin' expose them for who they really are."

"Did you try to get him off of him?"

"I succeeded for the most part. I casually piss him off and he forgets all about Izubro. He's easy to manipulate with that big ass pride and some ego the size of Jupiter. All I had to say was three magic words followed by the thing I want him to do."

"Which is?"

"It's 'I bet you can't' and then the one you want him to do. He will always fuckin' do it. One time I told him 'I bet you can't show me your mom's nudes'. Guess fuckin' what he showed me the next day?"

"His mom's nudes?"

"His mom's fuckin' nudes. Decided to show the entire school when the principal was doing some kind of presentation for an activity in front of the parents AND their kids. HA! He was pissed off at me but he still falls for it every single time."

"His face must've been priceless." Eva was covering her mouth while trying not to laugh. She failed horribly. "One day his own rage is gonna destroy him."

"Yeah, and I'll let it fuckin' happen."

Well this conversation has been going pretty well. You haven't tried to kill each other yet again. "I still think Slam Poetry sucks." For fuck's sake.

"I'm going to bed." And you would have gone there too but your Dad decided to barge in. "Uhh, Carlos. Can we talk?" You gave him a long look before nodding and following him outside.

It was a really fucking awkward 5 minute stare that followed once the two of you went outside. "Are you okay?" Pops finally asks.

"As okay as I'll ever be. I got used to it, didn't I?"

"I still don't like how your active state activates."

"I can motherfuckin' understand that. Trust me when I say that I don't like it either. Imagine getting ejected out of your body to get eternal peace then suddenly getting reeled back in. That fuckin' sucks. 'Least I'm alive, though."

"Why did you choose to study here. Don't. Lie."

You sighed. Of course he'll eventually ask why. You just didn't expect it to be this early. "I got two reasons. One: It's so Izubro doesn't have to take too much shit from his bully. Trust me when I say that that bully is beyond motherfuckin' help. This is ME sayin' that. Two: I wanna help you track that fucker down."

"You know you didn't have to. You can just drop out and go back to the Carnival right now, you know. You don't have to help me. You barely knew your mother. You were just two years old. I hate to say this but it's not worth your time on this."

You gave him a blank look. How do you say this without it sounding sappy? 'Eh, fuck it.'

"Sure, I barely knew her. I know you though, pops. Instead of just breaking down completely, you stayed strong and took care of both of us. Of course, you sent us to Japan under protection of one of your friends who I never even met, but still. It's for our sake. Besides, that motherfucker attacked the Carnival. My second home. We're definitely gonna give him some payback."

"If you mean that your crew will be doing acts of Vigilantism, I don't approve of it."

"I knew you wouldn't."

"BUT, they make a hero's job easier. I still don't get why people call them villains. I mean, they're practically licenseless heroes. I'll look the other way. I just don't think the other heroes would, so be sure to warn them."

"I'll be sure to call them soon. I'm more worried about our magician takin' it to a little more extreme back in Japan."

"Criss Blaine?"

"Yeah, tryin' to get the attention of a big shot mysterious villain or somethin' back there. Rumors has it that some villain there has a direct connection to the Archon."

Pops sighed, "I just hope that he wouldn't do anything risky."

"He knows what he's doing. Worst case scenario is that he'll end up working as a birthday magician as undercover work."

"Anyways, how's your brother holding up? I heard the Sports Festival is gonna happen soon. I would want to watch him."

"He's fine. Bro's got this fuckin' festival in the bag. They're gonna have to mix up the rules just so he doesn't portal everyone of the ring at this point. He wastes no fuckin' time when it comes to this sort of thing. I just wish he'd take it easy from time to times."

"You know how he is. He's not an entertainer like you. In fact, I sometimes compare the two of you to Batman and Joker." Your conversation eventually travelled from you dying twice to some weird ass stories coming from you two. You're having a good time hangin' out with your Pops. He ain't the best dad but at least he's tryin'.


Izuku's POV:


You WERE supposed to apologize to her about a week ago. Too bad Carlos called you a quote unquote 'a Pussy'. He's got a weird way of encouraging you. He does a good job at it too. You slowly approached your target. 'Wait why does this sound like some super intense mission? It's just an apology. It can't be that hard right? RIGHT?! AAAHH I'm panicking inside my mind right now but I can't stop moving towards her. Dammit, what would Carlos say about this? He'd probably call this cringy and then proceed to push me unto her. That's what he'll probably do." You bumped into her while being distracted by overthinking. Why do you keep messing up?

"A-Ah! I-I'm s-sorry, A-Artemis."

"Oh, it's fine." There's no hint of emotion in her voice. She probably dislikes you now. 'No! Stop overthinking and say it already, you pussy.' You heard your conscience say. You put your hands to your side and did a bow that went like an arc. Your head is practically touching the floor. "I-I'M VERY SORRY FOR WORRYING YOU LAST WEEK!" You said that out loud. Too loud. There's a lot of people staring at you right now. "F-fuck." Seems like an appropriate time to use that word.

"Hehehe." You heard someone giggling and it turns out to be Artemis. She's also red for some reason. Probably from laughing. "L-Look, you don't have to say sorry. I have already forgiven you. I'm just worried, okay? I'm only angry because you hurt yourself while trying to help me with those light bulbs. I think the one who SHOULD be sorry is my brother for dropping that ceiling on you."

"I ALREADY APOLOGIZED!" You heard a voice from a distance. No question on who it is. "You only apologized to me. Not him."

"I guess you're right." Apollo walks over to you with a guilty face on him. "I'm sorry for dropping that ceiling on you. I really didn't thought it through."

"It's okay, Apollo."

"You know what? If you ever thought about dating my sister, I'll allow it."

"W-What?!" You both simultaneously yelled. "W-what do you m-mean?"

"Well, for one thing, you made her laugh. The other thing, you had the balls to apologize. Take care of her if you did start dating, okay?"

"Don't motherfuckin' think I haven't seen you two taking glances at each other for the past week in class." Carlos decides to barge into the conversation for no reason. "S-Stop!"

"Don't take my motherfuckin' word for it if ya don't have to but I think you two would be hella' cute together. Anyways, I'm going to bed."

"It's just 6:30, Carlos. We haven't eaten dinner yet. Who's in charge with cooking right now?" Natalya looks around for the person who'll be cooking tonight.

"That would be me, president." Edward says from all the way to the kitchen. "Being alone in the castle gets boring from time to time so I took up cooking with our chef."

"I'm sure you know about a thing which is going outside, right?" Frey asks.

"Drop your sarcasm, peasant. Father wouldn't allow me to go outside. I hated that." Edward argues with Frey while seemingly ignoring an eruption of flames coming from what he's cooking. "You're not getting falafel tonight."

"Fuck's sake. Whatever could I do without falafel?" Frey mockingly asks. "You two should fuck already."

"Shut the fuck up, Jojo."

"Watch your mouth, peasant."

"Well if Frey's not getting a move on with you, I'm taking him for myself."

"Half the fucking times I don't know if you're serious or just teasing. Maybe both. Either way, fuck you."

"You wish."

"Okay motherfuckers, that's enough flirting for the two of you."

"WE'RE NOT FLIRTING!"

"Right."

"Anyway Carlos, what were you talking about with your dad?" You asked him though you didn't really expect any straight answers.

"He just asked me what's up. It's not everyday that ya see your son get impaled by a zombie arm, ya know. Which reminds me, ya don't have to answer but ya ever met your old man?"

"N-no. I never thought about it until you asked me. My mom didn't mention him much either. I heard he works abroad but I don't know where. You think he left me cause I was quirkless?"

"Nah. He wasn't there since you were probably a baby if ya never see him. Working abroad takes a lot of people's time ya know. He'll be back eventually." He comforts you over the fact that him leaving because of you as a possibility. You hope Carlos was right.

"Dinner's ready, peasants."

"Why do ya keep callin' us peasants anyway?"

"What do you want me to call you? Wankers?"

"Ya know what? Peasant's fine."


At the Villain Hideout…


"How did your attack go?"

"W-well boss, we did succeed in killing the kid…"

"But?"

"He can't be killed. Not easily at least. After I slashed his throat he stood back up like it was nothing. I had Musclebound kill him, which succeeded, but that only seemingly pissed him off even more. What's worse is that Memory Eater was there and managed to beat your zombie heroes."

"I see…"

"B-Boss?"

"No matter, we simply didn't have enough information about our target. He keeps his quirk's abilities as vague as they can be. I am a bit impressed, actually. I have another assignment for you."

"What is it, boss?"

"I heard KoVA's Sports Festival wouldn't be broadcasted. I want you to continue infiltrating it and watch every student at the sidelines. Take a video with you so I could analyze their quirks."

"Why all the students? Isn't the Curdos your only target?"

"Simplistic as always. Other people can still be a threat at the future for us. The chances may be small but I won't just let it up. We need contingency for any threat that might come our way in achieving our goal. Zechariah Curdo is the biggest one of them all."

"I see. Well I'll see you later, boss."

"Get some rest, Kathlyn."


The next day at the dorms…

Izuku's POV:


"Welp, since we got a motherfuckin' break this day which is the one thing I thank those attackers for, what should we do?" Carlos asks tired of having a losing streak against you in Street Fighter. Maybe he shouldn't use Dan Hibiki every time.

"There's not really much to do here. How about we go to the mall?" Jolena suggests while using her quirk on a punching bag on the mini gym you guys created. She already went through 3 bags.

"Sir Chad told us that we aren't allowed to leave the school until further notice. He's right since what if a villain could potentially attack us outside?" Natalya says while reading a book about dragons. She really loves them don't she?

"Oh I know!" Eva seems excited. "We are not listening to your fanfictions, fangirl."

"That's not what I'm about to suggest. How about some Dungeons and Dragons?" Some people, including you, perked up at the mention of that game.

"Sure, I'll join." Carlos says. "I-I want to join too." You raised your hand though you didn't really need to. Why did you have to be so awkward?

"I would want to join in this game called Dungeons and Dragons. I have heard of it but I have never experienced it." Artemis decides to join in. She seems eager.

"I might as well join in. I love playing fantasy games back home." Angus also decided to join in.

"Okay then, here's your character sheets. I'll be setting up the table while you create your characters."


Later on…


"You guys done?" All of you gave a nod. She's now weirdly wearing a wizard hat. "Carlos, you go first. Who are you?"

"I'm Rox Underwood. I'm an Elf Bard and my main weapon is an axe guitar. My main instrument is the grand piano. I was-"

"Wait wait wait wait wait. You're using a Grand fucking Piano as an instrument?" Frey decides to barge in to watch us play. "Is that even allowed?"

"It says here that the Bard can use any instrument of his choice. I do have a question though, how are you gonna move around with it?" Eva asks.

"Oh that's part of my backstory. Anyways, I was once just a simple entertainer with my friend, John. I met the human back in the old town of Claypool where we performed in a Talent Show. So we were walking down a lonesome road until there shined a shiny demon. He told us to play the best song in the world or he'll eat our souls, yeah? So we played the first thing that came to our heads which just so happened to be a very shitty song. He was about to kill us then but John decided to sacrifice his life to save me. Now, I gotta find a way to get his soul back even if it kills me. I also got a satchel to store my piano in. Basically sayin' I'm a Chaotic Neutral."

"Weird story, how about you; Izuku?"

"U-um, well. My name is Logan Anderson, a Human Paladin. I was the champion in our kingdom until I was betrayed by my fellow soldiers out of jealousy. I was left for dead that they in the middle of the woods until I met Rox Underwood who was walking by back then. He carried my all the way to an inn where he asked the owner to take care of me for a while until he comes back. I was there for days due to my injuries but I managed to heal back to full health. The only thing left with me is my trusty Glaive. He eventually did come back and offered to help me with my issue if I was able to help him. Together we went back to the kingdom to expose the traitors but it turns out that the ministry is fully aware of what my troops did and decided to turn a blind eye. Disgusted, I left the kingdom together with Rox to go on an adventure with him. You can probably say that my character is lawful good."

"Okay then, Artemis, you're next."

"I am Martha Kenderson and I am a Human Ranger. With me is my pet, a bear, named Mr. Cuddlebuns."

"Pfft, HAHA! You got your teddy bear into the game?!" Apollo laughs while his sister remained emotionless as always. "What teddy bear?" She asks as if challenging her brother to answer it with caution. "Eh, nothing."

"Anyways, my backstory consists of just a girl looking for an adventure with her bear and that she just so happens to meet upon a group of adventurers. You could say that I'm chaotic neutral."

"Wow. Not much of a storyteller, ain't ya? Angus, you're up."

"I go by the name of Korsim, a Fighter Half Orc. My tribe used to be the greates until it's downfall to the humans. As the only survivor, I decided to stay low for a while until I decided to become a mercenary. I worked for different kings and emperors for some time now with only my Battleaxe, the Maw of Chaos, crafted by Ancient Dwarves to give the user enhanced strength. I so happen to be free when I met some adventurers who I decided to tag along with for some time. I'm a Lawful Evil."

"Good good. We can start our game now. So, campaign starts on a tavern in a small town. All 4 of you were having a drink until you manage to hear about a bounty AND a legendary sword that goes along with it. The 4 of you decided to hear it out and found that there was a bounty on a Demon Queen who also happens to wield a legendary sword called the Sovereign Sunderer. How powerful is the sword? Enough to kill 20 people in one slash and can erupt flames when stabbed into the ground. The four of you decided to go on a quest to find this and collect the bounty."

"Sounds motherfuckin' good. Lets' do it."

"Okay, all of you quickly found a map…"


Shameless 2 hour timeskip later…


"AMBUSH! A group of 5 Gorgons who were searching for prey have managed to track you down with your scent from your wounds which came from a battle against an Ancient Black Dragon in which all of you just barely managed to get out alive. The loot was great and dragon scales were very valuable in the next town your traveling to. What will you do?"

"I have no fuckin' time for this. I use my piano."

"... How exactly? You're a fucking Lore Bard. You gonna fucking sing them to death?" Frey asks clearly tired of Carlos' bullshit which somehow saved all your lives in some encounter. "Shush, I wanna hear this."

"I summon the grand piano from my magic satchel and drop it on the Gorgons."

"Take a roll." So he did and he got a good one too.

"The Grand Piano immediately materializes above the gorgons and before they realized it, they were already crushed by the sheer weight of the Grand Piano."

"No fucking way."

"Yes motherfuckin' way. Y'all just need to think outside the box for this."

"Anyways, you continued to go to town…"


2 hours worth of shameless timeskip later…


"Artemis."

"Yes, Angus?"

"You charmed at least 10 bears already. I think it's time to stop."

"No."

"Fair enough."

"Wait so you're just gonna let sis get all the bears she want? You're gonna run out of money for bear food!"

"We can just go to a town and rob a bank."

"Artemis, Izuku's paladin wouldn't allow that."

"I knock out Izuku's Paladin."

"H-Huh?!"

"Do not worry, you wouldn't know that we robbed a bank."

"B-But-"

"Take a roll." Artemis took a roll and it ended pretty well for her. Just. Not for you.

"You've successfully managed to sneak behind Logan and proceeded to knock him out."

"Would you two care to join me in our bank robbery?"

"You know what? I need to get my Axe Guitar resharpened. Let's do this."

"It's fine with me as long as I get the cut."

"The three of you then proceeded to go to the town's bank to scout out any possible obstacles once you attempt to rob it. Rox decided to get inside the bank and pretended to make a deposit and saw at least 4 guards inside the bank and 2 others outside. He went back and told his teammates about this."

"Okay, so there's 6 motherfuckers there with 2 of them outside. You got me? They all got basic spear and shields with some low quality armour. When do you say we rob it, Korsim?"

"I say, we rob it late at night since doing it in the day would attract more guards to it. We could take them all on but it would be faster this way. Here's the plan. Rox is gonna go in first and sing a song of lullaby. Then, Martha will climb to the roof and send us the position of the remaining 4 guards inside. Rox and I will then come in, and then, he distracts the guards while I sneak my way to the vault. Once I got there, I will use these explosives that we got from those bandits we killed yesterday. Once the bang comes in Rox would then lullaby the rest of the guards that he was distracting as Martha comes down to grab all the gold with her magic bag. Then, we make a run for it. Is that clear?"

"You know, considering the fact that luck is a factor in this game, a lot of things could go wrong with your plan." Becky says which makes a lot of sense. Your character was knocked out so you don't have much to say about it.

"The three of you then proceeded to wait until night comes and it's time to initiate your plan. Carlos, take a roll." He got another good roll. "Rox have successfully knocked out the 2 guards outside the bank as Martha then started climbing up the roof. Take a roll, Art." She got it just barely above the bad roll. "Martha momentarily slips but manages to catch herself before she could fall off. Rox and Korsim proceeded to sneak inside successfully."

"Okay, Rox it's your time to shine." Carlos took a roll and it doesn't seem good judging from Eva's expression. "The guards did not like your Slam Poetry and proceeded to call unto more guards to roast you for your stupid poems. Your poems were so bad that they didn't even notice the fact that you got inside a bank when it was already closed late at night."

"What the motherfuck did you say about Slam Poetry again?"

"H-Hey, at least it work d-didn't it?" You said trying to stop a possible murder. It worked. "Fine, I'll give her that and ONLY that."

"Korsim then proceeded to successfully sneak past the guard and set up the explosives. Roll." Angus rolls his dice and Eva seems to start looking worried.

"U-um. The explosives were far louder than you thought and woke up everyone in town including your Paladin, Logan."

"Ah fuck." Seems like an appropriate response from Carlos. "Martha quickly tries to grab all the gold with her magic bag. Roll the DICE!" Artemis rolls and…

"THAT'S A SHIT ROLL! YOU FUCKING TRIPPED ON YOUR WAY DOWN AND LANDED ON YOUR BACK WHICH CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF THE GUARD! ONE GUARD STRIKES IN HOPES TO INJURE YOU!" Eva rolls a dice. "HE GOT A CRITICAL HIT! YOU'RE ALMOST DEAD!"

"BARDIC INSPIRATION THAT BITCH ASS!" Carlos screams as Artemis rolls the die. "YOU BARELY MANAGED TO DODGE AS YOU GRABBED THE GOLD BUT COLLAPSED AS YOU DID SO!"

"I GRAB HER AND RAN!" Angus rolls the die in fool panic. "STOP PANICKING! YOU RAN BUT YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR WAY OUT BUT IT WOULDN'T MATTER BECAUSE THERE'S 20 MORE GUARDS WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE! The 3 of you have been arrested."

"FUCK!"

"Izuku, I'm sorry for knocking your character out but can you please bail us out of jail?"

You gave a very exasperated sigh. "Fine."


Another 2 hour timeskip later…


"Everybody's almost dead and the fuckin' Demon Queen did not take a single shit of damage. She slashed my motherfuckin' piano in half for fuck's sake."

"Yeah, well that's what we get for having no real healer. Other than that, she took out a Tarrasque like it was nothing with that sword. How the hell are we even gonna beat her?" Angus asks as you guys started brainstorming on what to do. Your Paladin took the most damage due to taking most of the hits and is only alive due to Bardic Inspiration."

"That's fuckin' bitch got my friend's soul."

"She killed Mr. Cuddlebuns."

"The bear is not important, sis."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Look guys, you better think of something quick before she decides to kill all of you. The sword can kill a lot of people in one slash, if you remember. She's still monologuing though."

"I believe that we have already lost this campaign."

"No! Not yet, we still got choices we don't even know can be possible to kill her. We have to try something. Carlos do something stupid!"

"W-wait, why do you always look to me for stupid ideas?"

"Most of your ideas are worse than mine except mine actually works."

"At least you're getting a hang on your insults, Rabbit."

"Motherfuck, fine. Let me think of something" Carlos started pondering by falling asleep on the spot. It went on for a full 5 minutes. "Okay, then. So I guess the Demon Queen now readies her swo-"

"I SEDUCE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' QUEEN!"

"E-EH?!" Everybody watching your group play got caught off guard and the ones not watching is very confused by Carlos' screaming about seducing the queen.

"You are not seducing my mother, jester." Edward says though you never really knew if he was joking or not.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait. You can't possibly be able to do that, right?" Frey seems skeptical about Carlos' life choices as usual but this time he's even more so than before. Eva flipped through her notes and sighs. "I'll allow it. Take the roll."

"For fuck's sake." Carlos rolls his die as everyone involved or watching are now sweating beads. "Oh my god. Carlos start flirting."

"Hey baby, nice horns you got there." Jolena stifled a giggle though you never really knew what's so funny. Maybe it's just so cringy that it's funny. "O-Oh, u-um, thank you. You got a nice guitar right there."

"Ya know, I got a particular set of skills other than being a great musician." Okay this is starting to get a little flirty. "I'd very much love to know what these particular set of skills you got right there."

"Well I guess you could say I know a lot about bed magic." Yep, this is starting to get a bit funny. You're chuckling along with Angus, Frey, and Jolena. Even Artemis and Apollo is trying hard to not let out a giggle though the latter is failing to do so. "How good is this bed magic of yours? I would like a personal… audition with this one."

"Yeah well, on one condition; baby."

"What condition are you proposing?"

"How about you let my friends go, give my friend's soul back, give us that sword, and I'll show what a real sword looks like." Everyone's laughing now. Eva looks really flustered and was regretting on roleplaying on behalf of the Demon Queen. "T-take a roll, lord you know how to fluster a woman."

"Eh, part of the quirk." Carlos rolls. Eva just sighs and continues. "Alright then, darling. I'll do those as long as I get a full view and a 3 hour long show of bed magic. Maybe you'll even get the Golden Buzzer if you know what I mean."

"Okay, I'm not roleplaying when I say this but… what the fuck did you mean by Golden Buzzer?"

"Anal."

"Fuck."

"What's anal?" You ask as everyone looks at you. "This innocent Rabbit knows how to swear and insult people, by the way." Frey reminds everyone as if it's a thing.

"I shall protect your innocence, Izuku." Artemis assures you while giving you a pat at the head. "You're motherfuckin' tellin' me that you get the bed magic thing but you don't know what anal is? You know what? Nevermind."

"The demon queen has agreed with Rox's terms and had release both your teammates and your friend's soul along with the legendary sword. Of course, this ended with Rox being stuck in the Underworld for a while but he eventually came back. The Demon Queen has apparently agreed to not invade the surface as long as Rox visits her every 3 months on which he agrees to do so. Congratulations, you won the whole campaign through seduction."

"What time is it?"

"It's 12 am, everyone. Time to go to bed." Natalya says as she gets up. "Yes, mom." Everyone, including you, reply in unison. "Stop calling me mom"

"Whatever ya say, mom." Natalya just gave a tired glare at Carlos as he goes up the stairs to his room. "This has been an enjoyable day, isn't it, Izuku?" Artemis asks you as she yawns. She got a cute face when she's sleepy. "U-uh. Y-Yeah. I-It s-sure was. Y-You did well a-as a r-ranger."

"You carried the team until the very end when you tanked most of the hits for us. Thank you for that."

"Youdon'tneedtothankmeokaybye." You quickly ran up the stairs and got to your room because you are feeling… well you don't really know this feeling. You get embarrassed with other girls but this is outright extreme. Do you… have a crush on her? Even if you did she couldn't possibly feel the same with you.


Artemis' POV:


"Brother, did you understand what Izuku said before he went up in a hurry?" He really said it too fast. "I dunno Art, maybe he just likes you."

"W-What?"

"I mean, it's pretty obvious. Whenever he talks to you he stutters."

"He does that to every girl."

"He does it with every girl but he does it a lot with you. He even goes red when you go near him. I also remember how you easily forgave him. You don't easily forgive people, Art. You probably like him too."

"W-We just met some months ago and only interacted f-for a week. How could I possibly like him this quickly?" You can't really deny nor confirm the fact that you like him. You're just… confused.

"Look, even if it's just a week, you two already get along quick. You easily made friends with him by the way. You were the worst when it comes to making friends without me but when it came to him, it came out naturally and smoothly. Don't worry, I approve."

"S-Stop! Look, I don't really know if I like him or not, but will you please drop it? I-I'll figure this out myself."

"Whatever you say, sis. If you need advice though, you can ask me." He finally got back to his room though you stayed in front of his door thinking about what he said. 'Do I like, Izuku? This is very confusing. I never had any experience with crushes let alone in making friends. Should I ask him? No, that would just give him cardiac arrest. I should ask Carlos about it. Maybe he could find out for me. Until then, I'll just be figuring out how I really feel." You thought to yourself before heading to your room and lying on your bed. Well, it's more like a hammock but still. "Hope I get some sleep, Mr. Cuddlebuns." Fun Fact: You barely got any sleep this night.

{- To be Continued


Welp, it ended as well as I could hope it to be. Now you know a little more about the villain and a little father son relationship right here. They're pretty casual about it. Now as for Izuku's dad... well I;m not really sure how I would proceed with that but I wanna add him in this fic. Kinda like a hero or something that just so happens to be working on England. I might not make him a dick because we already saw a lot where Hisashi is a villain or a straight up source for abandonment issues. Now as you know, they also got a sports festival like every other school anime with those type of shit because I'm unoriginal and because I really like duking people out against each other. That being said, this might take long because Class 1b is gonna take really long to create BUT YOU CAN HELP ME CREATE CLASS 1B. SUBMIT YOUR CLASS 1B STUDENT RIGHT NOW! MAYBE LATER! YOU CAN MAKE THIS SPORTS FESTIVAL ARC FASTER BY NOT ONLY GIVING CLASS 1B CHARACTERS BUT ALSO GENERAL STUDIES CHARACTERS! THERE'S NO SUPPORT CLASS BECAUSE IT'S COMBINED WITH THE HERO COURSE AS ONE OF THE SPECIAL SUBJECTS! THAT BEING SAID, THANKS FOR READING THIS SHIT. BE SURE TO GIVE ME REVIEWS. FUCKING CRITICIZE MY WORK. GO SIMON COWELL AND GORDON RAMSAY LOVECHILD ON MY ASS. ROAST ME IF YOU FUCKIN' WANT. That being said, thanks for reading.