Chapter 19:


Carlos' POV:


So uh, how are you gonna do this. "What's your qui-" Bird shit fell on you.

"Is that your quirk? Bird Shit summoning?" Bitch just laughed. Too much to say the least. Like, it's very fuckin' obnoxious. "No, dumbass, I'm taking away your luck. It seems like you got more good luck than bad luck."

"Luck Absorption? Cool." Then you teleported her out of bounds. Okay, to be fair, you gave her a chance by not instantly placing her on the ground. She was six feet above the ground. You guessed no amount of luck could save her from that. Or maybe you activated Bard of Light and passively gave yourself bad luck for her to absorb. The crowd did not go wild. "WHAT?! THAT'S SO UNFAIR!"

"WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I ACTUALLY MAKE THINGS LIVELY PEOPLE JUST END IT ANTICLIMACTICALLY?!"

"I don't know, Eat. Probably because your son is either really lazy or really smart."

Ouch. Did Uncle Lancey have to call you that in front a buncha' people? Eh, not like it's gonna affect you that much. Tough crowd, to be honest. "Lucy Pera is out of bounds. Carlos wins!"

"THIS ISN'T FAIR! YOU CAN'T JUST TELEPORT ME OUT LIKE THAT!"

"Well, girl, he did give you a chance though it seems like you failed at taking that chance. Also, there's no rules in the tournament against what he did. So yes, he won fairly."

"B-but…"

"Hey, if it makes you feel better, we can settle this in a joint training between our classes."

"FINE! You won't be so lucky next time, asshole."

You just walked away. She reminded you of that one bitch in a webcomic. For the most part, at least. Associated with luck, steals luck, big bitch, likes winning and probably likes the spotlight. "Honk." You turned back to see her giving you the middle finger in front of the crowd. Damn, she got no fear about her reputation or she lost all types of logic from an embarrassing loss. You went back up to seat next to Izubro who seems to be writing down his notebook. "IS HER QUIRK BIRD SHIT SUMMONING?!"

"No it's Luck Absorption. She basically absorbs all my good luck. All of it. Probably the bad luck too. She's kind of a threat if I didn't teleport her out quickly. Like, can you imagine the bad luck I would have if she just takes away all the good? A motherfuckin' road roller's gonna get dropped on me from out of nowhere."

"Luck Absorption? Does that mean she can also absorb bad luck? You think her chance of winning at anything would be 100% with her quirk? Do you-"

"Izubro, I don't fuckin' know if you're askin' me those types of shit but you can figure it out yourself. You had every one of our classmate's quirks figured out in a matter of 10 hours. Or minutes. I can't tell."

"R-right. Wait, was I really that fast?"

"Yep. Now shoosh. I wanna see the rest of 1B." Just then you see Frey and Jolena sitting down at the corner of your eyes looking all red and shit. They smell weird too. "You two done fucking?" They gave you that look which gave them away. "We didn't fuck, okay!" They yelled in unison.

"Sure."

"SHUT UP!"

AND NOW WE HAVE CLASS 1B'S STRONGEST! THE MAN OF HONOR! THE PILLAR MAN OF CLASS 1B! JAAAAAAAMMMMMM!

You see Jam walking to his position with his arm crossed. He's got the stoic look in his face with a mix of determination on his eyes. Wait, you're far from him how the fuck did you even see that look in his eyes? Fuck it.

AND THE OTHER CONTENDER, THE PRESIDENT OF CLASS 1B! THE WONDERFUL MASTER OF ARTISTRY! THE SOVEREIGN AUSTRIAN! DOLPH LITHER! Now that I think about him, he reminds me of someone…

"It's very unfortunate that we have to fight each other, Jam. I never really had any proper combat training, after all."

"Unfortunate indeed, my friend. That doesn't excuse me to hold back on you. You can't fight but you're smart. I'll end this quickly if I have to."

"I would never dream of having anyone go easy on me. And I would never hold back."

"START!"

Just then smoke started going out of Dolph's body. It looks like it has some fire in it. Burning gas? That's… wait a fuckin' minute. Painter. Austrian. That hairstyle. The military get up. Strategist? Sovereign? Burning gas. Oh shit. Yep, this can't be a coincidence. "Okay. Now this is getting too creepy vith those similarities." Natalya, of all people, said what all of you are thinking."

"Hey, now we need Izuku and Emma to complete the trinity, am I right?"

"Not a good time to joke about that, Carlos."

"That's probably century ago, Izubro. Let it go."

"Lot's of people died."

"I know, we can't ever forget that but we can't just keep holding on to it either."

"NAZI JOKES ASIDE, IT LOOKS LIKE THE BURNING GAS COVERED THE ENTIRE FIELD!"

"As it is. We can't see either of the contenders."

"WAIT! THE GAS IS STARTING TO SPIN! A TORNADO OR-"

"Eat, you've done heroics class for both A and B. You should've already known this would happen."

"OH C'MON WHERE'S THE DRAMA?!"

You took a good look at whatever the fuck is happening now. The gas seems to be swirling a lot faster now. "DIVINE WINDSTORM!" You heard someone yell and all of a sudden, the gas was dissipated by pure wind spinning like a tornado. Holy shit. You're fighting this guy next? You see Dolph spinning around helplessly in the tornado until he gave out and was slowly let down by Jam.

"LOOKS LIKE JAM SPUN THE COMPETITION"

That pun just produced a team combo groan from the crowd and students alike.

"Don't ever do dad jokes again."

You think everyone in the crowd agrees on that but you're pretty sure that's the point of dad jokes. Lancelot announced a 15 minute break before the second round so you're getting yourself psyched up. You're facing a guy that shoots tornadoes from his body. This is totally easy. You just walked your way to the cafeteria to grab something to eat until you heard crying somewhere. Curiosity found it's way to you as you decided to follow it. How you heard it? No one will ever know. You turned the corner to see Eva sobbing.

"Yo. Why you cryin', Planty?"

She didn't even bother saying shit. She just showed you what's on her phone screen and. Oh god. What type of. The fuck is this. What the fuck is this. "They made a fanfiction of THAT?"

She just nods. "An Alpha Beta Omega version?"

Nod. "Halloween Version?"

Nod. "Mind control? Mind break? Rape? Incest? WHAT?!"

"This. This is way over the line. Everyone knew about that legendary doujin for it's dark theme but this. Oh god. I-I can't handle it. I just can't."

"Look, Eva, how about we just burn that phone and head to the cafeteria."

"I c-can't." You just decided to aggressively and gently pat her on the cheeks. "Shooooooooooooooossshh."

"You're so not using that on me."

"Yes I will and I definitely can."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"You know what? How about we just head there and get me a sandwich."

"Sure."

"I was lying about that. I just had that fanfic always up to be a good excuse to why I'm crying. I'm crying over the fact of how I easily got beat by Artemis. Not trying to insult her but it really shows how weak I am without my plants. You're pretty much the only one I could tell this things to."

"Aren't you always hanging out with Angus and Emma? Why not tell those motherfuckers?"

"You're pretty much the only guy I'm really close to in the most platonic way possible. Also, you always claimed that you have a degree in Psychology so I guess there's that going for you."

"You know what? You got a point there. Moreover, what the fuck are you even doing? You weak piece of shit."

"I didn't expect you to degrade me that much."

"Maybe you should try harder. Like, learn how to actually fight instead of using some plants fight for you. Like, fuck's sake. Ask Dregan to teach you. He's the best when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. The only reason he lost is because of Apollo's stupid ass flash bang special move."

"But I don't wannaaaaa."

"Don't even think of draggin' those a's on me. I'll kick your motherfuckin' ass everyday until you learn to fight back. Okay, maybe not, but I'll pay Jolena to kick your motherfuckin' ass everyday until you learn to fight back."

"Fiiiiiiiiiine."

"AND THE FIFTEEN MINUTE BREAK IS OVER FOLKS TIME TO GET BACK IN THE STADIUM!"

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!"

The two of you head back to your seats and see Izubro and Frey getting ready for their fight. "You know, I was testing this zoom goggles I made during the break and decided to test it out but, are those hickeys on Frey?" Becky says out of nowhere. "Really, bruh? Lemme see." You put on the goggles to see that there ARE hickeys on Frey. You and Becky simultaneously looked at Jolena who is pretending to not notice the both of you staring at her.

"Hey that reminds me-"

"If you're talking about your costume upgrade, I already have it covered. Your costume is generic and shitty. Jolena's high heels need to go. Frey's faux overcoat is just a faux overcoat so I'm upgrading it. I'm trying to inject nanomachines into Nellia for an easy suit up and made sure it grows with her. Dregan's costume is also shitty so I'm replacing it and making it similar to Nellia's. Edward needs something to protect his torso so I'm working on that and for fuck's sake Angus still wants that homing hammer which is by far one of the most complicated shit I have done. That's I would have said if YOU haven't shown him Infinity Wars which just made it more complicated. Eva needs better protection so I'm also upgrading her costume. Now, back to yours. It consists of a muscle shirt, a really long scarf that will get you killed more than any other villains could, some cargo pants you probably bought out of the mall, your shoes are fine, oh and don't forget those joint protectors you probably bought out of a bike shop. WHat I'm saying is, your costume needs a complete rehash and I got a good idea on what to do with it. Also, those exploding juggling clubs are by far the most unstable thing you can thing of so I'll be taking that away until I manage to rework it." And then she breathed very deeply. You thought Izubro can do that, you guess you haven't heard from Becky when she's doing a rant. "What's next? Some bitch using a leotard with little to no protection? If I actually see that, I swear I will drop the biggest F bomb ever. Anyone who can't prioritize protection is gonna be killed by me, myself, and I."

"Okay, sis. Whatever floats your motherfuckin boat." You slowly inched away from her. She was right about you needing to rework your costume though. You're letting her do it for you.

"I'm also changing Izuku's costume. I'm keeping the rabbit theme though since it's as cute as him. He's generally cute. I won't be surprised if people falls for him just for that cuteness. His version of green is not really great so I'm making it darker. Those ears are too long so I'm making it shorter. He needs more protection so I'm replacing his costume's shitty fabric to something better. Fireproof, bulletproof, waterproof, and completely death proof." At this point Izubro is just dancing around the arena as Frey tries to swing his sword at him every chance he gets. "JUST USE YOUR QUIRK AND PUSH ME OUT OF BOUNDS ASSHOLE!"

"HOW ABOUT NO!"

"Hey, make my costume attract more attention though?"

"Why?"

"Well, I can't die. Not that I'd know what would really kill me but I'd rather take all the damage than the people I'm working with. I got a lot of offense but it costs me a lot more than you think. If I hold the Red Miles for too long, I'll just lose all my blood. My laser beam will fuck up my lungs if I do it for too long. My super strength can definitely fuck me up if I'm not careful. The only things safe are the ones that ain't generally for offense. So I prefer doing a support role or a tank role or both."

"Huh, I see. Tactical distractions have always been my favorite in action movies. Stupid but hilarious. I'll do it."

"AND IT LOOKS LIKE IZUKU MIDORIYA IS ADVANCING TO THE SECOND ROUND."

You looked to see a nervous looking Frey slowly stepping away from Izubro. Izubro with a very guilty expression and apologizing next to a rather large crater. "Dude, you could've killed me with that punch."

"S-sorry. I was just testing out something."

"Test it on the fucking robot not a live human fucking being you idiot. Come on man, one of the smartest guys I know using their shit dumbly."

"HUH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS DEFINITELY SCARY. WHO'S NEXT, LANCEY?"

"The twins, Eat. Typical sibling rivalry. You were in charge of the bookings so you had a hand on this one didn't you?"

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, LANCEY!"

Well that settles that. You're totally gonna help your best friend use that shit with his quirk after it's all said and done. You watch as Artemis and Apollo walk to the stadium from opposite sides.

"ON THAT CORNER, WE HAVE THE ANGEL OF DARKNESS! APPROPRIATELY NAMED AFTER THE GODDESS OF ARCHERY! ARTEMIS IRO!"

Artemis took a bow before the crowd before summoning an arrow made of darkness and getting her bow.

"ON THE OTHER CORNER, WE HAVE GOD OF LIGHT! THE MASTER OF POETRY! HE'S DEFINITELY AS ARROGANT AS THE GOD HE'S NAMED AFTER, APOLLO!"

"Hey! I'm not that arrogant, right Art?"

"I don't know brother, are you?"

"Stop asking me rhetorical questions."

"LET THE MATCH BEGIN!"


Artemis' POV:


You immediately took a shot at your brother with your bro but he easily dodges it. You look up to see if it's the right time though it looks like it isn't. Your victory depends on how fast it's gonna move so you have to delay your brother as much as you can. He shots a laser at you which you easily dodged and shot another arrow. It's a game of dodging at this point.

"Alright, it looks like we're not hitting each other anytime soon." He says as he quickly jumps and propel himself with a light laser coming from his feet. So he did train himself to do that. You narrowly dodged it and managed to throw a jab at his stomach. He crashed just near the line though it wasn't enough. He looks at you before shining brighter than ever before. It's the same move he used against Dregan. He can't really beat the gun user so he had to resort to temporarily blinding him and pushing him out of the stadium. Dregan was not amused by that and personally paid you to kick your brother's ass. It's too good of an opportunity to refuse. You covered your eyes quickly before moving around the arena in order to avoid your brother's pathetic attempt of pushing you off. "Get back here, sis!"

"AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE TWINS HAVE RESORTED TO A GAME OF TAG. NICE SIBLING RIVALRY THEY HAVE GOING HERE!"

You opened your eyes and saw that your brother is no longer using his flashbang moves. It's darker than usual and you saw that the clouds are finally covering the sun. "You're in for it now, brother."

"What?" That's the only thing he heard from you before you disappeared into the shadows of the cloud. It's starting to rain as the weather forecaster predicted it would. You keep jumping out of the shadows as you continually hit your brother from every direction possible. You even managed to hit an arrow or two while he got faced. As soon as he keeps trying to hit you, you just disappeared into the shadows.

"TALK ABOUT ABSOLUTE IMPROVISATION! SHE'S USING THE CLOUD'S SHADOW TO HER ADVANTAGE TO DO HIT AND RUN TACTICS TO WEAR HER BROTHER DOWN! IS THIS THE END FOR APOLLO?!"

"I wouldn't underestimate either of them, Eat. Apollo is near his breaking point but that's always the scariest part when facing an opponent. They'll be able to pull a move that no one have ever seen them do before or even mentioned it at all."

"That's called an asspull, Lancey. That's a very basic movie maneuver."

Of course your heroics teacher have to jinx you. Why shouldn't he? No matter. You'll finish this quickly with a very precise shot. "It's over now, brother." You said as you aimed you kick towards his head. "Not quite yet. Time to show you my special move."

"What?"

"TALLY HO!" Then suddenly a beacon of light shut out of him and started surrounding the arena and taking away the shadows. You had to get out of it unless you want to be stuck in the darkness again. You tried to shoot him off with your arrows of darkness but it seems like they dissolve as soon as it touches the light. It's also getting bigger and bigger by the second to the point where it reached you. "It's solid?!" Solid Light. It's actually pushing you towards the line and letting you know of your inevitable defeat. "HAAAAAAAAA!" Oh great he's going full super saiyan.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! WHAT DID I TELL YOU, LANCEY?"

"Actually, I was the one who told you that."

"NONETHELESS, IT LOOKS LIKE APOLLO DID PULL SOMETHING OUT OF HIS ASS! WHAT'S THAT MOVE CALLED? SOLID LIGHT? BEACON OF LIGHT?! SOLAR FLARE?! WHAT COULD IT BE?!"

"Why not call it: Sun god's Wrath?"

"That… actually sounds great."

"Well, I did my best." You said as you were pushed beyond the line. "APOLLO WINS!" Looks like Izuku will be beating your brother for you, then. "Well played."

"Now that you've shown everyone this special move, someone's gonna be finding a way around it."

"Ah shit, now that you've mentioned it…" You both looked at Izuku who was writing down his notebook at super fast speeds to the point where it's actually smoking. You saw Carlos smell the air for a bit before looking at Izuku and telling him to not write so fast. "I hate to say this brother but he's gonna be really difficult to deal with."

"Shit."

{- To Be Continued...


You know what? I'm actually proud that I managed to do another asspull. I can't really say much other than the fact that my side gig is still doing what a side gig should be doing. There's that going for Izuku with a Guitar. Why I had used some kind of second person pov? Eh, just some thing I got used to. You can see some mistakes that I'm too lazy to fix until later on my side gig. Anyways, leave a like and subscribe. Give me more of them reviews where I did shit wrong. I really appreciate it though like I said, I never really took this fic seriously as it is filled with bullshit and all that.