You don't Belong in a Fruits Basket!

Chapter 7: Just Drama.

Disclaimer: I own Fruits Basket. I drew it all! SEE! –draws Kyo, but makes it end up in a weird chicken- GYAAA. I DON'T OWN IT! Also I don't own the song 'I'm Alive' by Becca. GOSH I LOVE BLACK BUTLER. Why did Netflix take it off? WHY?!

I edited Chapter 5. I did take a HUGE chunk of it out, cause I just watched the anime again, and I was like "CRAP! I PUT THE WRONG WORDS IN THE WRONG CHAPTER!" So, yeah.

O.O

Forgot to buy the milk.

Forgot to buy the eggs.

Forgot to buy some diapers.

To save my little sisters bed.

I forget everything.

What can I do?

Even when my big cousin gives me a list.

I forget about that one to… -Ichigo Kuronamia

(POEM OWNED BY ME! DON'T STEAL UNLESS YOU HAVE PERMISSION!)

(Yes it Friday in my story…again…)

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Sleep…

Sleep…

Roll over…

Warm pillow…

Cold Wall…

Weird room smell…

Wait…weird room smell?

His eyes flew open, nearly panicking at where he was. 'Where am I…AM IN JAIL? CRAP, WHAT DID I DO?' Suddenly he saw empty air, yellow walls, a gigantic hole in the ceiling, and heard the shower on. 'The Prince's house…right…What time is it…?' He turned around, and looked at the window. 'The sun is just over the horizon…so…it's 4:00…That's too early…' with those thoughts alone, he fell back to sleep.

With Tohru…

After she had showered, and gotten dressed for the day, she went downstairs, and nearly tripped over a bunch of trash. 'How did the house fill with trash so fast…?' then she saw the light in Shigure's room on, and she went to turn it off. No need wasting the electric bill, right? When she opened the door, she saw Shigure, with a pencil on his nose, and paper on his desk. He seemed to be writing a story early in the morning. She blushed very hard. "OH I'M SORRY! I DISTURBED YOUR CREATIVENESS! I'LL GO!" she was about to sprint out of the room in embarrassment, when she remembered why she woke up at 4:00. She slowly sank back into the room.

"Um…Shigure?"

"Yes, flower?" she blushed redder then the tomato when he called her that nickname. "Um…I know that now that I'm living with you guys, and Roku has entered the scene, I can't stay here for free! I mean, Roku is quite a handful, and…well…since I'm staying here, no offense, but I've seen how messy the house can turn into after just a day, and…well, I work as a maid at hotel and…"
"You want to work as our maid." Tohru was fidgeting horribly right now. "You don't have to do that Tohru! These so called 'boys' need to learn how to clean after themselves. No woman is gonna want them like this…"he whispered the last part, in his head, he was laughing like crazy. She shook her head and hands. "O-O-Oh no! Really! I'll be like a maid! It's no trouble at all! It's the least I could do for you guys for putting up with me and my brother."

Shigure sighed and nodded. "But if you ever need a break, anytime, just take one, ok?" she nodded. Then stood up and bowed respectfully. "Okay! I'll get started on breakfast!" and walked out of the room. 5 minutes later, there was a sound of skin connecting to the floor. Ouchy…

O.O

OH MY FLUFFING GOSH!

ROKU WOKE UP!

ON HIS OWN!

ON TIME!

He grumbled profanities as he had just finished getting ready. He just couldn't sleep in a strange house where a bunch of guys could be watching his every move. When he opened the door to go downstairs, and get something to eat, a lovely smell filled his nose. 'Tohru's cooking something again…'

Tohru was singing something. Again. An old habit she had picked from her mother while watching her cook in the kitchen. For some reason, the females of the Honda family always were cheery in the morning, no matter what happened in the past. Which means Tohru is no exception.

"I'M ALIVVEEE! I'M ALLLIVVEE! OH YEAH! BETWEEN THE GOODS AND BADS WHERE YOU'LL FIND ME! REACHING FOR HEAVEN- oh good morning Roku! How was your first day sleeping in the Sohma house?"

He leaned over the table, as Tohru multitasked. "Hmm…I thought this place was messy yesterday." All the trash bags and crap was gone, and the place actually smelled nice, and looked clean. He walked to the fridge and stuck his upper half body into the fridge. After much rummaging around, he found an apple. Settled with that, he sat down on the hard cold floor, watching Tohru run around like a workaholic.

"Tohru, you look like a chicken without a head." A weird picture of that popped into his head, and he nearly threw up his apple at the thought of that. Changing the subject… "Are you making breakfast for everyone? Cause seriously, you already work at the hotel. No need to work like a maniac again." He bit into his apple. Finally standing up, and helping Tohru reach a spoon that somehow had flown up to the cabinet. Although they were the same size, he went under her, and put her on his shoulders.

"Thanks bro." he smiled. "No prob sis." And he put her down. On the exact moment her feet touched the floor, there was a loud bang. She jumped into his arms once again. Scared that she might have broken something. She proceeded into slowly touching the floor. Yet again, ANOTHER CRASH.

With reflexes to fast to be human, she jumped into her brother's arms again. "ROKU! I'M TOO FAT!" the said boy sighed and put her down. "You aren't fat sis." As soon as she was put down, ANOTHER crash rang out. She finally stopped running into her brother's open arms, and turned off the stove. Hesitantly, he walked upstairs, just to nearly be run over by two boys trying to strangle each other. He looked at the two. 'They just made Tohru think she's fat…'

He smirked a devilish smirk, and used his feet to boot them downstairs. He caught a flash of orange hair, but thought nothing of it. He sweat dropped when they were still fighting. "TOHRU! SOME KIDS ARE WRESTLING AND BREAKING EVERYTHING! TOHRU!" he yelled to the girl setting the table. She quickly ran out to see the commotion. Shigure was there, crying at the gigantic crack in the wall.

"YOU STUPID CAT!"

"DON'T CALL ME STUPID!"

"THEN DON'T ACT STUPID!" Tohru then walked out to them and a rug suddenly flew from under them, making it fly to Tohru's feet, and fall into them.

LUCKILY, SHE HAD HER HANDY DANDY BROTHER TO SAVE HER! "Gosh Tohru, you really need to start training." He sweat dropped, put Tohru back on her clumsy feet, and then glared at the two boys that had nearly made Tohru fall. His eyes sparkled when he looked at Kyo. "KYO!"

"The hell are you?" he said, standing up and dusting himself off. Roku's smile, was slowly turning upside down. "Whaddya mean…?"

"Po does ke omum peseng po tsenge memories." (Literally: He does not know where his memories are.) Roku stared at her like she had grown a few heads. "PEU?! (WHAT)" she winced. "Fyape ngim? (How long?) Tohru looked down. She knew she was gonna get yelled at. "FYAPE NGIM!" the ground looked interesting. Very interesting…

"Mrr …(five) " Roku's eyes widened. "Kä yom. set. (Go eat. Now.)" then turned back to Kyo and Yuki, who were staring at them like they just spoke English…He put out his hand in a 'friendly' handshake. After Kyo looked at it skeptically, Roku shook it for emphasis. "Are you scared to shake a hand? The American Way?" Kyo had a vein pop onto his head, and shook his hand. Suddenly, he found his back hurting more than it did before. His hand, looking like it lost all the blood from Roku's grip. He found himself dazed, and on the floor, with a young boy grinning happily above him. "From this day forth, we are now enemies. We used to be long before, but for some stupid reason, you forgot. EVERYTHING. So now, I'm just making it clear, and warning you, that I shall make your life, a living hell." He let go, and started walking towards the table, where Tohru had already finished eating, and waiting for the males.

Shigure was still looking at the gigantic crack inside his wall, tears streaming out of his eyes. "So much money…so much…the main house is gonna kill me…"

"Oh, and make sure you sleep with one eye open." He said as he walked around the corner, and sat with her sister. He casually started a random conversation on weather carrot cake, or cheesecake was the best.

Yuki was laughing his butt off, rolling around on the ground like in kindergarten (Stop, Drop, ROOLL). Holding his stomach in pain, he continued to laugh. Kyo wanted to punch the two male teens in the face. He briskly walked out of the house, red staining his cheeks, and multiple veins were visible.

O.O

During breakfast, Yuki broke their conversation. A sudden thought coursed through his head, and he had decided to make his thoughts known. "Ms. Honda, we never even started on the science project. 'Science project?' Roku decided to speak his mind. "Science project?" Yuki looked at him and nodded. "You're paired with Uo. Since you were sick with the stomach flu, Mr. Tech had to pair me with Tohru." Roku looked at his food. For some reason, he felt like he had known Yuki for all of his life. Yuki was prepared to see any jump attacks from him, but was utterly surprised when he continued to eat at his breakfast. "Fine with me. As long as I'm there to supervise." Tohru smiled and shook her head sadly. 'If Uo and Roku are working together, then there won't be much work done anyway…' Tohru nodded, and sighed. "Oh well, I guess. We have to start sometime. I'll go to the library later in the day to get books." Yuki nodded and continued to eat.

The air was tense. Roku was staring at Yuki, maybe even a glare. Yuki looked over to him, obvious to the fact that Roku had been staring at him for 10 minutes. "Is there something interesting you find in me?" Roku put his head in his hand and looked at him for 5 more minutes.

"Your smell. It's weird." If anyone else, they would have beat him up silly. "What do you mean my smell is weird?" Roku wrinkled his nose a bit. "You smell… different." Yuki raised an eyebrow. Suddenly, pain was etched on the male twin's face. All eyes turned to Tohru, while Tohru was still eating quietly and silently, her foot had made it to his leg, and she kicked him.

Hard.

"Nga omum nga tsun ke plltxe pxel tsa'u! po might catch ne!" (You know you cannot speak like that! They will catch on!) Roku sighed. "Slä po faheu hiyìk" (but he smells strange)

It was obvious by the look of Yuki's face, he had not a single idea of what they were talking about. "Sorry about that. But you just don't smell…normal." Roku thought long and hard about this. He thought very hard.

He thought so hard that he didn't notice when his sister got up with his unfinished hot soup. He gasped as his flew in the air, and knocked the food right on to Tohru's dress. "AIIIIII!" she screamed. The hot soup burning her delicate skin. "HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!" she screamed, and quickly ran upstairs, holding her dress away from her body so it wouldn't scorch her anymore. Either Roku didn't hear her, or just ignored her. He jumped up and pointed an accusing finger at him. "YOU'RE THE ZODIAC! YOUR SMELL! IT SMELLS LIKE-" he held his head as the realization hit him full force. Yuki stood up with much force. "How did you figure that out?" Roku smirked, knowing that the next comment would be a big bruise to his ego. "You smell like a rat." And he walked out, his ego being inflated by 5X.

O.O

Now leaning over his wall he sobbed on it.

"My poor poor wall…"

O.O

Later in the morning, when Yuki walked into the kitchen to find something to munch on, he nearly fainted at the sight. The kitchen…

WAS CLEAN.

"I think I walked into the wrong house…" he turned around, to find a very angry girl, chasing a scared little boy. "TOHRU, I'M SORRY!" he yelled, continuing to run with the last stamina he had left, HIS FREAKING LIFE WAS ON THE LINE. His adrenaline gone, and his blood filled with pure fear.

"YOU MESSED UP MY DRESS!" she yelled, finally catching up with him, and jumped on top of him. Now sitting on top of him, he started to pull at his cheeks.

"WAHHH! TOHWU, PWEAZ, ISH WAS ANS ACIDENTISH!" (Tohru, please, it was an accident)

"NNEEVVEERR!" she continued to pull out his cheeks, and then proceeded to start pulling his eye lids. "TTTOOOHHWWUUU" he started to try and push her chin to force her to get off of his back.

Yuki blinked. "Nope. This is the right house." And continued on his merry way on to whatever he was about to do.

Still sulking, he walked around, trying to clear his thoughts. "What the hell did he mean by 'I forgot?' I remember everything…" he sighed as he continually kicked a pine cone. "KYO-KYO!" a masculine voice called. He twitched, and turned around, ready to beat the living crap out of anyone who dare call him that stupid pet name. For some odd reason, it bothered him when someone called him that. He felt like that name was reserved for someone else. He shook his head as red started to tint his cheeks. "KYO-KYO! I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME!"

Of course.

It was Shigure.

His eyes were bloodshot, like he had been crying for a long long time. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!" he growled out.

Shigure panted as he caught up with him. "Yeah, you have to come with me…" Kyo raised an eyebrow. "Why the hell do I have to follow you?" Shigure did the 'come hither' sign with his hands. Kyo was now putting his guard up. Suddenly, Shigure grabbed him in a death grip and started to walk to where ever he was taking him. 'Got nothing better to do…' he sighed and followed Shigure, glaring at whatever animal he could spot on the way.

I keep forgetting to do this.

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME PASS OVER 50 REVIEWS! IN ONLY 5 CHAPTERS? AND MY FIRST FANFICTION? WOW. THANK YOU BLACKANDWHITEROSEWOLF FOR BEING MY 50TH REVIEWER! GOSH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME GET OVER 50 REVIEWS. GOSH. JUST REALLY, THANK YOU.

PLEASE READ THIS. IT IS SOMETHING ABOUT THE CHAPTER

If this chapter seems rushed, and short it's just that today, I'm so sick right now, and sneezing on my keyboard, with mucus flying everywhere, and making it feel sticky, and gooey. But for the sake of you guys, I'm writing my story. So if the chapter sucks monkey, then please forgive me. Since this chapter is so crappy, I'll update on Tuesday. Hopefully, I'll be much better by then. Hell, I'm about to fall asleep on my keyboard. My cousin threw a disinfectant spray (ON PURPOSE) at my poor head, so now I have a major headache every time I type a word.

I am so sorry, my mother has always told me 'Something worth doing, is worth doing well'. And I don't want to look like a liar for not updating today. I feel so pathetic right now. *sigh* actually, my best friend is going to type the last paragraph for me. So she's telling me to stop typing, and go to bed. I shall gladly comply…*faints in mah bed*

P.S. If she says ANYTHING rude to you/about you, then please notify me, and I will make sure she is THOUROULY PUNISHED. As much as a sick person can...LOL…

HELLO EVERYONE! Yes, she is VERY VERY sick, she went home from school. (If you think me typing on her booger filled keyboard is disgusting, me and her are SISTAS. WE ARE TIGHT AS…THORNS…yeah…) She literally slept on the teacher while she was talking about her grades! Lol…I thought that was hilarious. Anyway, she says I should do this thing where I announce the winners of something…she already wrote this on a rough draft during school, when she was supposed to be studying, so I'll just copy those things, and type them here. I added my own comments to though…

OKAY! SO THE BONUS POINT FOR LAST CHAPTER WAASS:

After Yuki's asthma attack under the bridge, who took him home? *hint* You can say either one of the two.*

(OH I HATE ASTHMA ATTACKS! IT FEELS LIKE YOU CAN'T BREATH, AND YOU START SEEING STARS…gosh, I HATE THEM. I already know the answer to this question *SHE FORCED ME TO WATCH FRUITS BASKET*)

THE ANSWER IS:

As Kyo and Hatsuharu were fighting, Yuki had a sudden asthma attack. After much talking and fretting, Hatsuharu grabbed Tohru and hugged her. Kyo put Yuki onto Hatsuharu's back, and Tohru held him so he wouldn't transform. I would have taken these answers even if you didn't include Kyo. CONGRADULATIONS TO THE WINENRS! (Logged in reviewers)

Sparklefaith (MY HUN'S FIRST REVIEWER. She didn't stop talking about you for like…a WEEK.)

Blackmistress

the sakura trees

animeloverfull

tomboygreengurl

Nazylen2010

ShadedStarlight0

(NOW THE GUESTS!)

Chay

KraizzyDaizzy

*shurgs* it doesn't have a name, but it's name is 'Guest' so yeah.

Estherchan (MY HUN'S FIRST GUEST REVIEW! GOSH, I LOVE YOU TOO!)

So yeah, those are the winners. Anyway, for her birthday *IN MARCH* I am thinking about getting her those things that where you talk, it like types for you? So yeah. Next chapter, I SHALL be writing it, while she sleeps in bed. She's already gotten the next chapter thought out. Now if you excuse me, I have to go make sure she doesn't fall out of her bed. Again.

CRAP, I FORGOT THE BONUS QUESTION. AND I JUST RIPPED THE PAPER UP YESTERDAY! RANDOM QUESTION.

Why could Kisa not talk anymore during the first part that we saw her? ( If it makes no sense, I AM SORRY)

Ok. NOW IT'S:

CHOW MAH HOMMIES!